00:00Ah, Europe. The second best continent in the world.
00:04Let's go see the Eiffel Tower.
00:09Filthy!
00:15Hey, excuse me. Do you know where the Eiffel Tower is?
00:19You know we're in Berlin, right? Potato, potato, man. You guys walked
00:23all the way to France during the war. Can't be that far.
00:28Looks different in the picture.
00:30Been eating French bread under the Eiffel Tower?
00:34Check out the bucket list. There you go, your burger. Enjoy.
00:38Thanks. Wait a sec, wait a sec. Excuse me.
00:42Excuse me. This isn't what a burger is supposed to look like. What do you mean?
00:46What's all this weird fancy stuff on top of the burger? Well, that's our standard with tomato,
00:50avocado, mushrooms, and camembert. Camembert who? What is that?
00:54What's camembert? The cheese? The French cheese on top?
00:57French cheese? Why would you put French cheese in there when everybody knows
01:01the best cheese comes from America?
01:04I don't think anyone said that ever.
01:06Whatever. I'm starving.
01:11What are you doing? That's filthy.
01:13Don't you have a home?
01:17And do you like it? It's great, right?
01:19Come on, man. Tastes like gays and communism had a baby.
01:22Communists?
01:23You know what? Just get me a Coke.
01:26There you go. Your Coke, sir.
01:29What the hell is this?
01:30Afri-cola? What does that even mean?
01:33It's like a racial slur?
01:34Why is it African? Because it's black?
01:36You're gonna get sued.
01:38This is too weird. I'm out of here.
01:40I'm not paying for this.
01:46This is really spicy.
01:48There's no warning labels on this.
01:50Now my tongue's in pain!
01:51You can't do this to people.
01:53You have to have a warning.
01:55I'm gonna sue the hell out of you.
01:57Finally, some real food.
01:59Hey, you!
02:00Can you get me eight cheeseburgers, please?
02:01I'm starving!
02:02Yes, 50 million. That's what I said.
02:05Yes, US dollars.
02:06That's not even including the emotional trauma.
02:09I can't even look at food anymore without getting an anxiety attack!
02:13I lost 50 pounds already.
02:15Yes, 50 pounds since yesterday.
02:20Damn it!
02:22Try this new iced tea I bought. It's healthy.
02:25Do you have any sugar?
02:26Yeah, sure.
02:27There you go.
02:31Bro!
02:32What the hell are you doing?
02:33It's gonna taste disgusting!
02:35Still? You think it's still gonna be disgusting?
02:39This is my baby.
02:42Her name's Alice.
02:43Bro, I don't think it's healthy to give your guns names.
02:46She is more than a gun.
02:49She protects me.
02:50She loves me.
02:51She's part of my family, man.
02:54That's just a Walter P99, bro.
02:56Lies!
02:57She might have been born a Walter.
02:59But she identifies as a machine pistol.
03:02And her pronouns are she-pew.
03:06Oh, hey, buddy.
03:07How was Europe, man?
03:08Don't even ask.
03:09You don't know what I had to go through just to get a normal American burger.
03:12Let me guess.
03:14Gay communists?
03:16It's so nice to be home.
03:18Oh, come here, man.
03:20All right, guys.
03:20I hope you enjoyed this one.
03:22If you want to see more of this American guy here living in Germany, go check out his channel and
03:27subscribe.
03:27Ich bin ein Berliner now.
03:29Yeah!
03:30Come see me do stand-up.
03:31I perform all over Berlin now.
03:32This is my new home.
03:34Come see a show.
03:35Yeah, he's super funny.
03:36Go check it out.
03:36Go check it out.
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