00:00Are you going to stay away from my mum?
00:04Hello?
00:04Is that Eddie? Is that Eddie Hall?
00:07Yeah, it is.
00:08Wait, my name's Tim. I'm three nearly six.
00:12And I just wanted to ring you because my mum,
00:15she says that you're the sexiest man she's ever seen.
00:18You're just tiny, Tim, off feet.
00:20Yeah, how do you know me?
00:21Listen, Eddie, I've heard you're a big boy.
00:24Not as big as me because I'm three nearly six.
00:26I'm proper big boy.
00:27Did you say your mum fancied me?
00:29Watch your mouth, mate. That's my mum.
00:30Is she fit?
00:31Nothing to do. I'm not having you as my new real dad, right?
00:34Well, what was your marking mum out of ten?
00:36Well, she's an 11.
00:37So she's an 11?
00:38Not as beautiful as my girlfriend, Chardonnay.
00:40You're probably the only person my mum's ever said that she fancied.
00:44So your mum wants some beastie, does she?
00:47Are you being rude about my mum?
00:48No, you're saying your mum wants it.
00:51You're bringing up your mum.
00:52I'm not bringing up your mum. You're bringing up your mum.
00:54I don't know if you'll be able to deal with my mum.
00:56She's my fist.
00:57Do you reckon you can bench press my mum?
01:01I'll do more than bench press her, mate.
01:04What do you mean?
01:05I'll do some nasty things to your mum.
01:07Oh, that's not very nice.
01:09Listen, you'll be calling me dad by the end of the week, okay?
01:11No, you'll be calling me daddy.
01:14No.
01:15Yeah, you will.
01:15You'll be calling me daddy.
01:16Listen, why don't you shut your mouth?
01:18Stay away from my mum.
01:19I'll know what, you know what I'm talking about.
01:22Wait, how did you get my number anyway?
01:25What?
01:25Magic.
01:26Magic.
01:26I know people.
01:27I know people, mate.
01:29I know people.
01:30You don't have to be scared.
01:31You don't have to be scared.
01:32Why don't you come out, wherever you are, hiding under your mathiest boulder rock and I'll
01:37just knock you out.
01:38How about that?
01:38You what, mate?
01:39Are you offering me on?
01:40Yeah, and what about if, whatever, it's not even a fight, is it?
01:44It'll be two hits.
01:45Me hitting you and you hitting the floor.
01:48Stay away from my mum, yeah?
01:50Ah, right, okay.
01:51Just stay away.
01:51It'll be three hits for me.
01:53I'll hit you.
01:54You'll hit the floor.
01:56And then the ambulance will hit 90.
01:59Roids have gone to your head, mate.
02:01Why don't you just chill out?
02:03So, are you going to stay away from my mum?
02:08Are you going to stay away from my mum?
02:10Ah!
02:15No, you dropped my phone and everything.
02:18How did you know I was here?
02:20How did you get my number?
02:21I seen you.
02:22I was back.
02:22I seen you.
02:23I seen your car.
02:25I seen your car.
02:25Oh, let me turn this up.
02:26I seen your car.
02:26Nice to meet you.
02:27Nice to meet you as well.
02:28How are you doing?
02:28I'm all right.
02:29You're bigger than the floor.
02:31Where did you get my number from?
02:32I've had it for ages.
02:34You ****.
02:35I recognised the voice straight away.
02:37I've seen you too many times.
02:39We were driving past.
02:41We're going to go in Gregg's in a bit.
02:42Of course I'm going to go in Gregg's.
02:43And I seen your car over there.
02:45And I was like, well...
02:46Fair play.
02:46Are you coming in for a session?
02:48No.
02:48Do I look like the gym going?
02:51Come on.
02:51Just keep some chess.
02:52Come on, then.
02:53I'll knock you out.
02:53I'll knock you out.
02:54I'll knock you out.
02:55I'll knock you out.
02:55I'll knock you out.
02:55I'll knock you out.
02:55I'll knock you out.
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