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Hey Mr. President, Catch It If You Can😉
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00:01My name's Ella. At just 20, I have access to the top power center of the United States, the White
00:07House.
00:07Every morning, I'm the first person to step into the president's office because I'm specifically in charge of his trash
00:13can.
00:14Yep, a janitor. Monthly pay, $3,000. In debt, $200,000.
00:19At this rate, I'll get to retire at exactly 100 years old.
00:23So, I need to get the president's DNA.
00:34Until that day, when I brushed past President Declan in the hallway.
00:39His cologne hit my brain like a lightning bolt.
00:41If I got pregnant with his kid, I'd be set for life, wouldn't I?
00:45Target locked.
00:47Down in the White House medical wing, the president comes in for checkups twice a year.
00:52Every single sample gets held here for a bit, then disposed of all at once.
00:55And me, I'm in charge of cleaning right here.
01:01President Declan, semen sample, discard backup?
01:05Well, how did you get left behind?
01:07You almost ended up in the incinerator.
01:10Lucky for you, I found you.
01:16I didn't steal it.
01:18He just didn't dispose of it right.
01:28I didn't steal it.
01:34Drink.
01:40Mr. President.
01:43Mr. President.
02:02for my retirement, for my mom, for no more scrubbing floors
02:10baby, your dad is really hot
02:19yes, my retirement is actually within reach now
02:32what the hell is growing in me, president's sperm, it's not like regular sperm, definitely
02:40fine, come on, mama's ready
02:51week six, my belly's like a dinner table
02:55weird, I really want raw steak, raw? am I carrying a caveman?
03:16wait, you? there's something familiar about your scent
03:25mr. president, I
03:30it's despectant, mr. president, new brand, lemon fresh, fresh and clean, a household must have
03:35would you like to take a sniff?
03:39smells pretty good, actually
03:41how is she pregnant?
03:43a broke toilet scrubber?
03:45bottom of the food chain that no one wants?
03:47mr. president, we have a problem
03:49your semen sample from the last physical, it's gone
03:55no one in this white house gets the president
03:57no one, except me
04:03huh? it worked yesterday
04:09crap, they knew about the sperm
04:15oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god
04:22i knew it was you, you little bitch
04:27three years i've been by his side
04:29cleaned up his messes and a toilet scrubber thinks she can just waltz in?
04:34just wait, the president's gonna tear you apart himself
04:41miss, we'll be taking care of you around the clock before you give birth
04:44wait, that's not how the script goes
04:46where's the torture?
04:54you're not gonna go anywhere until that child is born
04:59what? that's it?
05:01he never gives anyone a break
05:03why does the mop girl get special treatment?
05:06hey!
05:07at least tell me
05:08how long?
05:10and do i get meals?
05:13miss, the president ordered this for you
05:16he said you'd like it
05:16oh my god
05:17it's bigger than my face
05:19seven layers of rainbow colors
05:21the president's actually pretty thoughtful
05:23wait, did he poison it?
05:26mmm, not dead
05:29whatever, maybe he's just being nice because of the baby
05:31with free cakes
05:33if this is house arrest, i'll take it
05:39push, come on, harder
05:40the baby's almost here
05:42for the pension
05:43for the retirement life
05:45for never mopping again
05:46for all the rainbow cakes i can eat
05:54scream all you want
05:56you did this to yourself
05:57should have thought twice before you stole his sperm
06:00one more, one more
06:08push, come on
06:10almost there
06:20where's the baby
06:20boy or girl
06:21i've delivered twins, triplets in 20 years
06:24but never
06:24such adorable, amazing
06:27septopoxythians from a human
06:29did i just
06:30give birth to a bag of skittles
06:31that smell like dog
06:33oh my god
06:34did i steal the wrong sperm
06:44that puppy
06:45can do magic
06:49are you even mine?
06:54my stethoscope, it's on fire
06:58what the hell did i just give birth to?
07:27gold, it's so heavy
07:39enough, stop it right now
07:41gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold,
07:57gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold,
07:57gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold,
07:57gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold,
07:57gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold,
07:57gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold
08:18Let's go.
08:49You blew up the whole delivery room! I'm so dead!
08:53What happened? Why did the delivery room explode?
08:57Crap, crap! The president! Your dad's coming!
09:04Shut up! Anyone makes a sound no milk!
09:09These little monsters must be from the wrong sperm sample.
09:12If the president finds out they're not his, he'll toss me and this bag of Skittles straight into the trash.
09:20Mr. President, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
09:24Sorry for what?
09:25I lied to you. I didn't actually steal your sperm. And I wasn't pregnant and I wasn't just giving birth.
09:29I just, I just had a stomach ache and let out a really, really huge fart.
09:34A fart?
09:35Yes. A historic, never-before-seen sonic boom-level fart.
09:38I've been eating too much lately. Beans, sweet potatoes, cheese, that rainbow cake you sent.
09:42My gut was full of gas. So I pushed hard.
09:45Boom!
09:45Boom! The shock waveform from the fart mixed with all the alcohol vapor from the disinfectant in the air.
09:49You know, fats contain methane and flammable gas.
09:52Then a little spark came out of nowhere, probably static.
09:55Or the sheets rubbing together.
09:56Anyway, the delivery room exploded.
09:58The doctors and nurse got blasted.
09:59They weren't knocked out by monsters.
10:01It was my fart.
10:03So you're telling me my entire White House medical staff got collectively knocked conscious by a fart?
10:09Yes, yes, yes. The fart was so powerful, even my own hair got blown back.
10:13Mr. President, this kind of medical miracle is extremely rare. It's my first time cutting one this strong.
10:18Mr. President, this woman is full of lies. I say she's a spy planted here to sabotage us.
10:25Hand her over to the Secret Service for interrogation.
10:29No, no, no. I am not a spy.
10:36What was that sound? Do farts make that noise?
10:43What's under the blanket?
10:46Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Just my dirty sheets.
10:49Lots of other fluids. Smells awful. You really don't want to come closer.
10:56What was that sound?
10:57My stomach's doing dog impressions.
10:59Mr. President, watch out. I might fart again.
11:07You think the President's a toddler?
11:11Delivery room repairs and medical bills for the staff all come out of your paycheck.
11:15What? I still have a paycheck left?
11:18You now owe the White House approximately 137 years of labor, based on janitorial pay.
11:26I'm not even going to live that long!
11:30That's your problem. Starting tomorrow, you're back on cleaning duty. Pull this kind of crap again.
11:36I'll ship you to a federal prison farm to shove horse matter.
11:44No money. Another 137 years of debt.
11:48And now I'm a full-time nanny to seven magic babies.
11:51Worst luck in eight lifetimes.
11:55Also, I'm going to need a fireproof hat.
11:58They look like puppies, but come on. It's the 21st century. Where did magic creatures come from?
12:03Eh, whatever. They came out of me. They're mine.
12:07They're going to feed off me?
12:08No, no, no way! I cannot feed all seven of you at once!
12:16Fine. I'm your mom, aren't I?
12:30Drink up. Everyone get some. No fighting.
12:35Look at you guys. Definitely my kids.
12:38Even the way you drink milk is special. You're going to go places.
12:43Mama's retirement's riding on you seven little runts.
12:50This is so weird. I definitely used the president's sperm.
12:54How'd I end up with seven magical puppies?
13:01And their powers are insane.
13:03What is the president's sperm? Some kind of Avengers merch?
13:11Rain all you want. I didn't bring an umbrella anyway.
13:18What the hell? A meteor? Missile strike?
13:24Just a quick look. One look. Then I'm out of here.
13:33This isn't a wolf, right? It's a magic wolf? Alien wolf?
13:42Run. Just run. This is not your problem.
13:45Call the secret service. Call the president. Call the Avengers.
13:50Screw it. If I die, I die.
13:55Don't bite me. I'm saving you, not eating you.
13:59You're a big fancy magic wolf and make do with this.
14:08Your blood? It's gold? Should I get a rabies shot?
14:12The magic kind? I don't know where you came from or what you are, but you made it.
14:15Next time, don't crash into people's lawns. They'll send you to a lab.
14:22Bye. Don't get hurt again.
14:35Mama, hug!
14:37What?
14:40Seven pups. On my paycheck?
14:42I can't even afford to feed them real meat.
14:44And red won't touch his steak unless it's charred.
14:47Blue wants his flash frozen. Green needs mint sprinkled on top.
14:50I'm not raising dogs. I'm running a damn Michelin restaurant.
14:55Wow. Of course the president gets the best.
14:59I've never even seen meat this expensive in my life.
15:03Need me to call you a truck?
15:07Deep cleaning. It's Wednesday night. Deep cleaning is on the schedule.
15:11I didn't ask about the schedule.
15:14I didn't ask about the schedule.
15:21I asked what you're looking for in my freezer.
15:26Take it out.
15:27Nothing. Really, I was just checking the freshness.
15:31Checking freshness requires shoving beef into your apron?
15:35It's a unique testing method. I call it body temperature analysis.
15:45Ella Thorne. Body temperature analysis.
15:48Is that pressing the beef against your chest?
15:52I can have the Secret Service search you right now.
15:54Then we'd find more than three steaks.
15:56Maybe my missing sample records.
15:59And that fart in your belly.
16:09You're stealing raw meat?
16:12I have a few pets. They only eat raw meat. I can't afford it.
16:16Pets? What kind of pets do you have in that basement that need Wagyu beef?
16:20Dogs. Big dogs. Really big eaters. The kind that eats three steaks per meal.
16:28Starting tomorrow, the White House kitchen will order an extra five pounds of raw beef every week.
16:32On my tab.
16:34Deducted from your paycheck.
16:36What's the difference?
16:37I'm already 137 years in debt.
16:40The difference is that you won't get arrested in federal prison for stealing government property.
16:44Then there'll be no one to feed that big dog of yours.
16:47Actually, they don't need to eat that well.
16:49Next time you come to steal, knock first. I don't want to find you crouched in front of my freezer
16:53like a thieving rat.
16:59He didn't arrest me. Thank God.
17:06Clear. Come out.
17:09Brother, won't Mama be mad we snuck out?
17:13Mom works so hard for us. We have to bring her a present.
17:17This one's for Mama.
17:21Shh. Quiet.
17:23You're the one who needs to be quiet.
17:32Did you just see a rainbow go by?
17:38You need to get your eyes checked.
17:56Wait. I smell Dad.
18:04Mr. President, everything's in order, sir.
18:06Trust me. I've had the office specially prepared.
18:09And we have a historic agreement waiting.
18:11Once you sign, the whole world will remember today.
18:14I can already feel your sincerity.
18:26Mr. President!
18:33What just went by?
18:40This is your special preparation?
18:44It's called an eco-friendly workspace.
18:48Look, even the wildlife came to witness our agreement.
18:51Mr. President, this way. We'll make new arrangements.
18:54Mr. President, our fault. We let stray dogs in.
18:56But we were right here the whole time. Nobody came through.
18:59Mr. President, the agents handle security.
19:01Cleaning is the janitor's job. Let's get Ella Thorne in here for answers.
19:04Either way, get someone to clean us up. Now.
19:06Yes, sir. Go get that janitor. Now.
19:16Mr. President, you wanted me?
19:19Ella Thorne, how did you clean? The reception room is trash.
19:22Looks like a damn kennel. You don't want this job anymore, do you?
19:24I clean thoroughly every day. I just mopped that room this morning.
19:27And this is the White House. What stray dog would dare come wreck here?
19:31Still lying? Open your damn eyes and look!
19:41Oh my god. This is totally my seven kids crime scene.
19:46Those paw prints are totally pinks. That red fur is reds for sure.
19:50When did they sneak out? And they picked the diplomatic reception room of all places?
19:55I'm dead. So dead.
19:57What? Nothing to say now?
19:59I'm sorry. So sorry. I didn't clean well enough.
20:02I'll work all night, scrub the whole floor three times, not a speck of dust by morning, I swear.
20:07Mr. President, you see this? A janitor like her should have been kicked out of this building a long time
20:12ago.
20:13I... I have some... pets.
20:17Ella Thorne, don't tell me those pets you mentioned.
20:20Absolutely not!
20:22Check the cameras. Find those little fur balls.
20:26I'm dead! Cameras roll and my seven kids are exposed!
20:35We gotta move. Now. Me and the pups, we're out of here.
20:39We gotta move. Now. Me and the pups, we're out of here.
20:58All of you, get out here! Now!
21:01Now!
21:03Now!
21:17Do you have any idea what you did today?
21:20The diplomatic reception room of all the rooms in this building,
21:23you went straight for the worst one and actually dared to mess everything up.
21:28Mama, we're sorry.
21:31One hour. We got one hour. Before the agents show up, we need to move. Now.
21:39How am I supposed to sneak seven pups out of the White House?
21:45Got it!
21:50One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. All here.
21:58Be good. Not a sound.
22:01Hmm.
22:09Purple. Control your lightning.
22:19Stop!
22:20What are you carrying?
22:21Trash. One giant bag of totally normal trash.
22:24Then why is the trash bag glowing?
22:26Uh, it's glow-in-the-dark trash bags. New White House eco-friendly purchase.
22:30You can find your trash at night without turning on the lights.
22:32Saves energy. Won the Bill Environmental Prize.
22:36Since when does the White House buy glowing trash bags?
22:40Why haven't I heard about this?
22:42New supplier. Called, uh, Amazon.
22:46Check her bag.
22:50Shh.
22:51It's medical waste. Biohazard.
22:53You can't just open it. People could die. Seriously.
22:56Huh!
22:59Open it. I want to see what she's hiding.
23:02Huh! Ah! My eyes! My eyebrows!
23:05What is this, a damn firebomb?
23:07What the hell is in that bag?
23:09That is not medical waste.
23:11Medical waste does not breathe fire.
23:13It's medical waste that wasn't fully sterilized.
23:16Spontaneous mismethane reaction catches fire when exposed to air.
23:19Super rare. Only, uh, one case in the U.S.
23:21Yeah, I'm the only case.
23:23Ellie Thorne!
23:24You're beyond suspicious.
23:25A janner steals the president's semen sample first.
23:27That's classified biological material.
23:29Then you fake a pregnancy and waddle around the White House for months.
23:32Delivery day, the room mysteriously explodes.
23:34Medical staff knocked out cold.
23:35Now you're hiding fire-breathing creatures in trash bags.
23:38Mr. President, I suspect this janitor is a foreign spy.
23:41She infiltrated with the White House to steal national secrets.
23:45Stealing your sperm for genetic weapons.
23:47Cloning, even using your DNA to create biological monsters.
23:54What's in that bag?
23:55Fire, explosions, glowing.
23:57This is not ordinary creature.
23:59I demand immediate detention and interrogation.
24:01Have Secret Service search her quarters.
24:03She's hiding more filth.
24:05The entire White House basement probably became a monster breeding lab by now.
24:09Mama.
24:12I am not a spy.
24:14I'm just a janitor.
24:15I don't even speak foreign language except taco and burrito.
24:18I can't read a map.
24:19I get lost using GPS.
24:21I just have a few dogs.
24:23They're a little special.
24:26But they're not bioweapons.
24:28Definitely bioweapons don't cuddle.
24:30I swear.
24:37Serena.
24:40You're telling me she stole my semen to build a genetic weapon?
24:43Absolutely possible.
24:45Mr. President, this woman needs a...
24:47Why is she still working here?
24:48As a janitor?
24:49Three grand a month?
24:50What kind of person steals my DNA and sticks around to scrub floors?
24:55I do a pretty good job too.
24:57Quiet.
24:59How's your injury?
25:01Uh, superficial.
25:02Just no eyebrows and no eyelashes.
25:06Medical's covered.
25:07Go get cleaned up.
25:08Ella Thorne.
25:09Yes, sir.
25:10Take your dogs back to your room.
25:12I don't want to see them in the hallways again today.
25:14And I don't want to hear the words fire, explosion, or glowing in the same report as your name.
25:19Yes, never again.
25:20I swear.
25:21On my janitor badge.
25:25One more thing.
25:29Also, get a stronger bag.
25:32Thank you, Mr. President.
25:34I'm going.
25:41What the hell?
25:43What's happening?
25:45They're all gone?
25:50Help!
25:52Monster!
26:00My hair!
26:01Oh!
26:04Oh my god.
26:05Stop it!
26:06All of you!
26:17You're dogs.
26:19Good taste.
26:20Thank you, Mr. President.
26:28Mr. President.
26:29Mr. President.
26:30My hair!
26:39Number four!
26:40Get back here!
26:42Someone!
26:43Kill these beasts!
26:45No!
26:46Mr. President, they're just strays.
26:49Mr. President!
26:50I'm a single mom with seven kids.
26:52It's hard.
26:53Please don't hurt them.
26:55They're wolf pups.
26:57All of them.
26:57So why do I feel so drawn to them?
27:03You're fond of them?
27:04Duh!
27:05Of course I like them.
27:06They're mine.
27:07What's he asking for?
27:08Trying to take my kids?
27:12You're fond of them?
27:13Duh!
27:14Of course I like them.
27:14They're mine.
27:15What's he asking for?
27:16Trying to take my kids?
27:17Yes!
27:18Love them!
27:19So cute and so well behaved!
27:20Mr. President, please let me keep them!
27:22I swear I'll keep them in line!
27:23No more sneaking out!
27:24I promise!
27:24I swear on my badge!
27:25Mr. President!
27:27We can't just let her off!
27:32He stood up for me?
27:34Hell froze over?
27:35Mama!
27:36He patted my head!
27:37He touched my butt!
27:39He patted me the longest!
27:41The longest!
27:45Home!
27:46You guys really hit the jackpot today!
27:55All right, you little troublemakers!
27:57Knock it off from now on!
27:59One more stunt and I'm sending you to Serena to catch rats!
28:02Got it?
28:05Okay, okay!
28:06I'm sorry!
28:07You're the best!
28:08Mama won't say that again!
28:10You guys really did great today!
28:12The President actually backed us up!
28:14From now on, when you see him, no fire, no lightning!
28:16Got it?
28:18Such a bunch of little emperors!
28:29Come in, Mr. President!
28:30It's confirmed!
28:31Those seven wolf pups seem to have been taken from the delivery room!
28:34Sorry for what?
28:35I lied to you!
28:36I didn't actually steal your sperm!
28:38And I wasn't pregnant!
28:39And I wasn't just giving birth!
28:40I just had a stomach ache and I let out a really, really huge fart!
28:46Bring me the doctor!
28:47The one who delivered her!
28:48Yes, sir!
28:54So that night, it was you, Elathone.
28:59What else are you hiding?
29:07You're a powerful magic wolf.
29:09Make do with it.
29:11What is that woman hiding?
29:16Mr. President, these are the ones who handled the delivery.
29:21Tell me, why were you all blown up during that woman's delivery day?
29:27I didn't see anything that day.
29:31I'll talk!
29:32A rainbow light burst from the bed!
29:33And then she gave birth to not babies!
29:36Seven puppies!
29:38All different colors!
29:39I've never seen a human give birth to dogs!
29:43And they breathed fire!
29:45I saw the red one shoot fire at the doctor's stethoscope!
29:48And lightning!
29:49The purple one fried the monitor!
29:52We got blown up by ignited gas!
29:55Seven colored wolf pups.
29:56Fire, lightning, and the fart that blew up the room.
29:58Now I get it.
29:59Get them out.
30:00Today's events stay buried.
30:01Yes, sir.
30:05Ella Thorne?
30:06Whose pups did you really have?
30:09You did one thing right yesterday besides causing chaos.
30:13You stayed in dog form around strangers.
30:15But just because the president was in a good mood last time, it doesn't mean he'll let us
30:18off next time.
30:20No taking chances, you got it?
30:22Is the president a good guy or a bad guy?
30:24Hard to say.
30:25But he didn't send you to a lab.
30:27That alone makes him a hundred times better than Serena.
30:29Should I bite him next time he pets me?
30:31No biting.
30:32But you can nuzzle him.
30:33Soften him up.
30:34That's how we stay safe.
30:35Can I kiss him?
30:36Not yet.
30:37Just nuzzle.
30:38Baby steps.
30:39Get the canine units ready.
30:41I'm finding those strays today and tossing them in the trash.
30:45Quick.
30:46Hide.
30:46The bad guy's here.
31:02Red, tail, hide it.
31:11Bitch, hand over those beasts now.
31:14What do you want?
31:15The president said I could keep them.
31:17The president just said that casually.
31:19The White House absolutely forbids stray dogs.
31:22Search.
31:23Find those died little beasts.
31:27There you are, you little beast.
31:29Stop!
31:30How dare you defy the president's orders!
31:36Bitch, you think I don't see your little game?
31:38Raising weird pets to get the president's attention?
31:41Let me tell you.
31:42Trash like you isn't fit to tie his shoes.
31:44Today I'm killing your dogs.
31:47And I'm kicking you out of the White House.
31:49Guess what?
31:50The president will turn on me for a janitor and a stray.
31:56Go.
31:56Pull that one from the fireplace.
31:59Smash it first.
32:02Get them, kill them!
32:13Get them, kill them!
32:16Useless!
32:17Kill it!
32:26Holy shit!
32:28Is that a dog or a demon?
32:30What are you doing?
32:32Snap out of it!
32:41You little beast!
32:46Kill them!
32:48Kill them all!
32:52Ow!
32:57Ow!
32:58Ow!
33:00Ow!
33:00Why me again?
33:10When did you guys learn to fight as a team?
33:13Who taught you?
33:15And so coordinated!
33:17Learned from TV!
33:18The Avengers!
33:20More like Home Alone.
33:22From now on, Peppa Pig only.
33:27Fine.
33:28Just fine.
33:30Didn't want to use this.
33:32DoD's latest sonic animal repeller.
33:34It was designed for monsters like you.
33:36Within three meters, any creature suffers unbearable pain.
33:40Die.
33:44Stop!
33:45Stop it!
33:47I'm killing these little beasts today!
33:49Get in my way and you die too!
33:53Want to kill them?
33:54Kill me first.
33:56Fine.
33:56Die together.
34:00Anyone touches her, they answer to me.
34:19Serena Ashford.
34:20Starting tomorrow, report to the White House backyard squirrel monitoring station.
34:24What?
34:24Mr. President, what did you say?
34:25Your job is to count squirrel tales, daily reports, weekly summaries, with photos.
34:29No!
34:29That's impossible!
34:30I'm your chief of staff.
34:31Three years I've stood by you.
34:32I've crushed your enemies, handled your press.
34:34You can't do this to me!
34:35I can.
34:35And I have.
34:36Because of this bitch?
34:38Because she has some fire-bleaving strays?
34:40You're exiling me to count squirrels for a janitor?
34:42Serena, you brought agents into a janitor's quarters.
34:46You brought a defense department weapon.
34:47You assault her, you tortured her pets.
34:50What do you think I should do with you?
34:51I was protecting White House security.
34:53Security or your own jealousy?
34:54You're reassigned, now get out.
34:56You'll regret this, Mr. President.
34:58One day you will regret this.
34:59That's my concern.
35:01Now leave.
35:01Don't make me say it a third time.
35:05You think you've won?
35:06Those monsters you're raising will be the death of you someday.
35:10You two want to count squirrels too?
35:18Sorry I'm late.
35:19I promise this won't happen again.
35:26Don't be scared, little one.
35:28You're strong.
35:29Don't let cheap tricks fool you.
35:31He's carrying me.
35:32The President is carrying me.
35:34Am I dreaming right now?
35:36Two seconds ago, he was ripping Serena apart.
35:39Now he's being this gentle?
35:41Shouldn't he be shipping me to Montana to shove a horse crip?
35:43Did he forget I stole his sperm?
35:45Or that the pups pooped on him?
35:47No, no, no.
35:48Calm down.
35:49Calm down.
35:50You're heavy.
35:51Ever think about dieting?
35:53I'm not fat.
35:54It's the pups.
35:55All seven of them.
36:01Mr. President, this lady has some bruising on her chest.
36:05I've disinfected it.
36:07Just needs ointment.
36:11I'll do it.
36:18Maybe I should do it myself?
36:21Your hand signed treaties, not this.
36:30The President's touching me.
36:32His hands are cold but so gentle.
36:33Why is he being so nice?
36:35We've known each other like five minutes.
36:37Is he trying to take my kids?
36:39No, no, no.
36:39They're mine.
36:40I gave birth to them, even if I don't know who the dad is.
36:45Don't move.
36:51Thank you for saving me, Mr. President.
37:04I wish time would freeze right here.
37:07Look at the President's eyes.
37:08Just like a real dad.
37:13Little troublemakers.
37:14My wolf blood is too thin.
37:15Having my own offspring was nearly impossible.
37:17And then she gives birth to seven.
37:20Pity.
37:21They're just magical wolf pups.
37:22They can never shift to human form.
37:24Well, having any wolf pups at all is already a miracle.
37:29There's a charity gala at the White House the day after tomorrow.
37:31You're coming with me.
37:38The White House gala?
37:39Declan?
37:40That's for important people.
37:42I'm a janitor.
37:43I clean things.
37:44And right now I'm a janitor who can't even stand up.
37:47You've earned this.
37:48I promise.
37:49I'll make it special.
37:50No.
37:51Ella, snap out of it.
37:52He's the President.
37:52Half the women in the country want to marry him.
37:54You think he'd pick a janitor with seven kids?
37:57Seven kids with no father?
37:58He's probably just trying to get me to have a second badge.
38:00Wait.
38:00I already had seven.
38:03I'll announce who you are at the gala.
38:05But my wolf identity must stay hidden.
38:07No one can know.
38:08And for now, the pup's identity stays secret too.
38:18Have her room prepared.
38:20Next to mine.
38:22Next door?
38:23He's sleeping next door?
38:24How am I supposed to sleep at night?
38:26Yes, ma'am.
38:27Miss Thorne, right this way.
38:36Watch your step.
38:38Thank you, Mr. President.
38:43Mama, your face is so red.
38:46No, it's not.
38:47Mama, your heart's beating really fast.
38:49I can hear it.
38:51No, it's not.
38:52The hallway's just hot.
38:53But there's air conditioning.
38:57Quiet.
38:59Oh my God.
39:01One piece of anything in this room could pay off ten years of my debt.
39:05Is he trying to own me for the rest of my life?
39:08Miss Thorne, the President had these custom-made to your measurements for the gala the day after tomorrow.
39:12Please take your pick.
39:13Silk?
39:14This texture?
39:15I never touched fabric this expensive in my life.
39:18Wait.
39:19He never had me measured?
39:20How does he know these size eyes?
39:22Did he measure me with his eyes?
39:28You go ahead.
39:28I'll try them on myself.
39:30Yes, ma'am.
39:46Mama, try this on.
39:48This one's the prettiest.
39:49Mama, wear these.
39:50Super pretty.
39:52This is for Mama.
39:59Such good babies.
40:01Mama, can we come to the gala tonight?
40:03No, that's a grown-up thing.
40:05You'd cause chaos.
40:06You promise we won't cause chaos?
40:09Fine, but stay in puppy form the whole time.
40:11Anyone shifts, breaths fire, shoots lightning, freezes people, or turns things to gold.
40:15No meat for a week.
40:23Remember, no noise, no moving, no magic.
40:27Anyone blows our cover, then you're all grounded in the dorm.
40:39Serena, you look stunning tonight.
40:41Who designed that dress?
40:42It's perfect on you.
40:43Absolutely.
40:45Serena and the President look perfect together.
40:46That first lady spot is yours for sure.
40:49You're too kind.
40:50The President and I are friends and comrades.
40:52Mr. President, the charity fundraising results excited all expectations.
40:56You deserve the credit.
40:57It's everyone's achievement.
41:08It's everyone's achievement.
41:19Oh my God, who is that?
41:22Am I seeing this?
41:23The President went to get her himself?
41:32You stinking janitor.
41:34What nerve?
41:35How dare you show up here?
41:40A janitor?
41:42No way.
41:43She looks like a socialit.
41:45Did scrubbing toilets rot your brain?
41:47Everyone here tonight is American elite.
41:49Why would the President invite a trash girl, take off that dress and get out?
41:57She's my guest.
41:58Problem?
41:59Oh my God, he actually invited her.
42:03I told you.
42:04She has an extraordinary presence.
42:06Allow me to introduce my girlfriend, Ella Thorne.
42:16Girlfriend?
42:17She's the President's girlfriend?
42:19Serena, why didn't you tell me?
42:21I just offended the President's girlfriend!
42:23That woman hit the jackpot.
42:25The President's been single for years and she's the one who landed him.
42:28I told you I'd give you a surprise.
42:32What did you just say?
42:33You heard me.
42:34He just called me his girlfriend?
42:35In front of hundreds of people?
42:37Am I hearing this right?
42:38This has to be a dream.
42:39It's got to be...
42:40Ow!
42:41Not a dream.
42:42You serious?
42:43I never joke in public.
42:48Dance with me.
42:52Stay right here.
42:53No moving, no sounds.
42:54Mama will be back after one dance.
42:56Anyone who pokes their head out gets grounded.
43:10Bitch, you actually got him.
43:13I was by his side for years and you cut in line?
43:16I will make you pay.
43:18I can't touch you.
43:19But those little mutts?
43:21Just wait.
43:22Mama's gone.
43:24She said no peeking.
43:26But I want to see Mama dance.
43:29What if we get caught?
43:32Especially by that mean lady Serena.
43:35Just one peek.
43:36Nobody will notice.
43:38But we're dogs.
43:39Talking dogs get spotted.
43:41And Mama's finished.
43:42So let's turn into humans.
43:44If we're kids, nobody will know.
43:46Good idea.
43:47But we don't have any clothes.
43:49So what?
43:50Newborn babies don't wear clothes.
43:52No time to waste.
43:53Shift now.
43:54Three, two, one, go.
44:02What is that?
44:04Seven naked babies?
44:05Where did they come from?
44:12Mama, hug.
44:15Oh my God.
44:16We're dead.
44:19Ella?
44:25Mama, hug.
44:27These are your children?
44:30Yes.
44:31Oh my God.
44:33The president had no idea she had kids?
44:35She had seven kids and dated the president?
44:38Typical low-class janitor.
44:40Breed like a pig.
44:41He'll dump her tonight for sure.
44:42I had her investigated.
44:44Small-town girl.
44:45Clean background.
44:46No marriage record.
44:47No criminal history.
44:48So where did seven children come from?
44:50Ella Thorne.
44:51Explain this.
44:53Who is their father?
44:55Yeah, they're my babies.
44:56I never thought I was good enough for you.
44:58I know I'm not.
44:59When I stole your sperm, I just wanted a child of my own.
45:02Whoever their father is, I love them.
45:06Come on, Mama's taking you home.
45:08Doesn't Daddy want us anymore?
45:10What did you say?
45:11You're Daddy.
45:12Mama said you're tall and handsome.
45:14And you smell good.
45:15Fred, stop it.
45:18But he is Daddy.
45:19We can smell it.
45:21That boy moves like a wolf.
45:22Seven kids.
45:23Seven wolf pups.
45:24Could she be telling the truth?
45:27What did you call me?
45:30Daddy.
45:36They're my children.
45:37Mr. President, you can't...
45:38I said they're mine.
45:39I'll handle this.
45:42The banquet is over.
45:44Please exit in an orderly fashion.
45:50Come with me.
45:52Stay close.
45:53Don't fall behind.
46:03Send up seven sets of kids' pajamas.
46:05Size three.
46:06They're only a month old.
46:08Then tell them to be size three.
46:11You know everything?
46:13Shift back.
46:14Let me see.
46:15Okay.
46:16Okay.
46:19Wolf pups.
46:21Real wolf pups.
46:22She gave birth to my pups.
46:25Seven of them.
46:29Do you have any idea what you gave birth to?
46:32Puppies?
46:33Puppies that turn into people?
46:35They are wolf pups.
46:37What's the difference?
46:38They all wag their tails.
46:40Wolves don't bark.
46:42They don't bark either.
46:43They howl.
46:45Never mind.
46:48A normal woman cannot carry my child.
46:51What's that supposed to mean?
46:53I'm not good enough to have your baby?
46:55Not unworthy.
46:56Unable.
46:58Biologically unable.
47:00Then those surrogates you used?
47:01None of them worked.
47:03Those women weren't carrying my child, but you did.
47:06And you had seven.
47:08Wolf pups.
47:11So I'm like a superhero?
47:13You're special.
47:14More special than just being broke.
47:16Mama, daddy means you're the chosen one.
47:18Where did you learn that?
47:21TV!
47:22We watched so many episodes while you were gone.
47:25I'm setting a parental lock on that TV.
47:27You'll stay here tonight.
47:28I need time to handle this.
47:29You're not mad?
47:31I stole your sperm.
47:32Would being mad help?
47:33The children are already here.
47:35And when they called me dad, I didn't hate it.
47:39Daddy!
47:44Good night.
47:48What exactly is your father?
47:52What exactly is your father?
47:54A good thing.
47:55A rich thing.
48:00Sleep first.
48:01Meltdown tomorrow.
48:12It was her.
48:15Don't bite me.
48:16I'm saving you, not eating you.
48:18You're a big fancy magic wolf and make do with this.
48:26Your blood?
48:28It's gold?
48:28The one who saved me three years ago.
48:31It had to be her.
48:34Mr. President, Serena's escaped.
48:37She's targeting you and the children.
48:39Stay alert.
48:48That bitch must die tonight.
48:54Her bastards too.
49:01Serena's in the stateroom.
49:03With explosives.
49:04What?
49:05She wants you.
49:06She won't detonate until she sees you.
49:09Then I'll go.
49:10I'm coming with you.
49:11We're coming too!
49:12You stay here.
49:13The agents will protect you.
49:15But we're better than the agents.
49:18I know.
49:19But I don't want you getting hurt.
49:21I don't want you to get hurt.
49:24I don't want you to get hurt.
49:27I knew you'd come.
49:28Serena, drop the remote.
49:30I'll let you walk out alive.
49:31Alive?
49:32My life is over.
49:33You destroyed it.
49:34Three years I gave you.
49:36Three years!
49:37And you chose a janitor!
49:39I mean, I am a janitor, but I...
49:41Shut up!
49:42I'll kill her first.
49:44Then I'll set it off.
49:46We all die together.
49:50Declan!
49:52I'm fine.
49:56You're not human.
50:01No.
50:02I'm not.
50:06It was you!
50:13Monster!
50:14The president is a monster!
50:16You're all monsters!
50:21It was you.
50:24Three years ago.
50:26That black wolf, that was you?
50:29You licked my hand.
50:31You rubbed your head against my leg.
50:32You let me rub your belly.
50:34Excuse me.
50:39Dad's hurt!
50:43Right!
50:44Your wound!
50:45Doctor!
50:47We need a doctor!
50:52All better.
50:53That's it?
50:54He's healed?
50:56Hmm.
50:58I feel much better already.
51:07The book says their magic gets stronger at seven.
51:13Hmm.
51:13Stronger how?
51:14Strong enough to burn down the whole White House?
51:18Probably.
51:26I didn't mean to!
51:27I didn't mean to!
51:28Deduct it from your paycheck.
51:30My paycheck's already deducted 143 years into the future.
51:34Then make it 144.
51:49One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
51:56I ain't gonna know.
51:56I'll be able to do thousands of days.
51:57ahorita make it.
51:58My invirectly.