00:12Welcome to the AMAZING Digital Circus!
00:16My name is Kane, I'm your ringmaster, and I'm here to show you the most jaw-dropping,
00:20arm-stopping, mind-bending paraphernalia you've ever laid your eyes upon!
00:24Isn't that right, Bubble?
00:25That's right, Kane! I can't wait to see what you've got cooking up for today!
00:28Well, let's not waste any time! Let's get right into the show!
00:33Jingle, and souffle, and cleaner too!
00:36Drag up the jacks, and they call you!
00:40Day after day after day we fly!
00:44There's the moon and the sun, and we don't know why!
00:49Before we go forward, let's rewind
00:52To when Lou and Lil and Damned Mankind
00:56Gave Eve a red delicious!
00:58Heaven's rage was vicious!
00:59Now let's skip a page or three or four to be more expeditious!
01:05Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:07Charlie Morningstar, Lucifer's daughter
01:09Had a little plan to save the dam from the slaughter
01:11Made a hotel for the people of hell to come and redeem themselves
01:15And well, Heaven's general Adam from the garden
01:17Love killing sinners wouldn't grant them a pardon
01:19They sealed their fate and moved up the date
01:21Of the next extermination, which was last nightly
01:23For our girl, Charlie, so desperate to show
01:28Sinners could learn to repent, do good deeds and grow
01:31She sang some malarkey for giving a spy
01:35And yours truly fed a teepee head
01:37A slice of humble eye
01:39Then I went to a meeting with Carmilla
01:42The top shelf overlord weapon steal-a
01:44Velvet pressed her to reveal
01:45She killed an angel with angelic steel
01:48Now Angel Dust did a saucy dance
01:50A tragic victim of circumstance
01:52He and Husk had a heart to heart
01:54Did anyone actually like this part?
01:56Our girl, Charlie, called her absent paps
02:00That corny mother duck and king pulled out all the stops
02:04Mimsy barged in and no one liked that
02:08And me and Husker had ourselves a friendly little chat
02:12And Charlie went to Heaven
02:14Where she wasn't fully welcome
02:16Tried to tell about the progress she had made
02:20The council looked down upon
02:22The merry band of Angel, Hen, and Sherry Ann
02:26Suck it, bitches!
02:28Determined they were Herman who deserved to meet the Blade
02:31M and Sarah had a fight
02:33Married secrets came to light
02:34Baggy fought for those above
02:36She fell from grace and fell in love
02:38Our girl, Charlie, was in quite a bind
02:41I took it, he brought her round to road to still find
02:44Later, Poppy
02:45Cannibal army, they lent her an ear
02:48Carmilla, Tuttle, Baggy, how to handle her spear
02:52The day arrived of the dreaded exorcism
02:57And just died of attempted heroism
03:02What? No, shh!
03:03We put Adam in the dirt
03:05Wait!
03:07I don't wanna go
03:08Stay with love
03:12Nifty swore the final blow, though I did almost all the work
03:16As dust cleared on a hell changed forever
03:19The gang rebuilt their pointless hotel together
03:21I plans to put in motion
03:23There's a moment here to seize
03:24Though I have a sneaking notion
03:25That the say-so's for the bees
03:27Who will be victorious?
03:28Will someone be redeemed?
03:30And that is where the story is
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