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Aired (July 18, 2026): ANG SHALA MO NAMAN! Alamin kung bakit may malaking ‘salonpas’ sa balikat ni Candidate No. 1! Panoorin ang kanyang nakakaaliw na kasagutan dito. #GMANetwork
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00:01Mud love people!
00:04Sama-sama tayong bumaho ng may saya
00:06at maging tulay ng pag-asa.
00:10It's...
00:11Showtime!
00:25Let's go!
00:26Bahi anumang gulay
00:29Sama-sama tayong bumay
00:33Ang bulanan ng mara
00:35Kahit ang dulo ay hindi matala
00:39Anumang hirap ng buhay
00:43Ang harap ay bagumpay
00:46Ituloy lang ang siba
00:48Ituloy ng islam
00:51Sama tayong kao
00:54Anumang hini kawo
00:56Anumang haliikao
00:59Anumang
01:00hali Anumang
01:20hali
01:31Oh
01:58Oh
02:23我倆以為了My
02:24people ready to goWhat's
02:27the name of the songSUNCHILELet
02:29me don't stopLet
02:30me don't waitLet
02:34me don't waitLet
02:36me don't stopLet
02:38me don't waitLet
02:39me don't stopWhat's
02:41the name of the songLet
02:49me don't stopLet me don't
02:51stopLet me don't
02:511,2,3What's
02:55up my love people Wow!
03:14Grabe! Ang saya
03:16ng Grand Baby Doll's Day kahapon di ba?
03:18Good job!
03:20At siyempre tutuloy natin ang celebration
03:22today
03:23isa-celebrate natin ang mga achievements
03:26natin this week
03:28That's right!
03:29Cheers para sa lahat ng tasks
03:32na na-accomplish ng bawat isa
03:34isa na dyan yung birthday concert ni Agot
03:37kagabi
03:38Congratulations!
03:39Congratulations!
03:40We'll see you again tonight
03:42Oo, medyo napaus ako
03:45Nahirapan ako dun sa part ng pagkanta ko
03:47pero mamaya yung gabi kasama ka dun
03:49Wow!
03:50Yes!
03:51Congratulations!
03:51Martin Yevera
03:52Congrats Agot!
03:55Congratulations ko!
03:55Magandang luma!
03:57Magandang luma!
04:21Maganda nga!
04:21Groupie tayo!
04:22Groupie!
04:23I love the people!
04:26One, two, three!
04:28One, two, three!
04:30One, two, three!
04:32Ayan na!
04:33Napicture na!
04:35Ito naman yung mga madlang people natin
04:37na nanonood!
04:38Smile ka!
04:39Picture na naman nanonood!
04:41Ayan!
04:41Ready, ready!
04:42Picture na natin siya!
04:43One!
04:44One, two, three!
04:45Smile!
04:48Smile!
04:51Alam mo, minsan ang selfie talaga
04:52nagpapaalala sa atin na
04:54ngumite, no?
04:56Oo!
04:56Pag sinabi mong selfie,
04:58wala namang nakakunot ang noon,
04:59di ba?
05:00Dapat nakakunot!
05:01Yeah!
05:02It's so amazing!
05:03At ito pa, nakakunot noon,
05:06isa ring mataas na kampay!
05:08At taas kamay na naka-thumbs up pa
05:10para sa isa sa ating program producers, guys!
05:15Woo!
05:15Papatiin pa ba natin siya
05:17o mag-overtime na tayo?
05:18Papatiin pa ba natin siya!
05:20Ang ganda ng old OTD niya today!
05:23Yes!
05:24Kaya naman, happy birthday!
05:26Happy Trina!
05:29Happy birthday Trina!
05:32Sa mga kapamilya naman po namin sa Australia,
05:35kita-kits po this Saturday
05:36sa TikTok Entertainment Center in Sydney, Australia!
05:40Kita-kits po!
05:41Kita-kits kayo dyan!
05:42At ito, maki-chairs din sa masayang bonding
05:45sa online kasama ang ating Soyuz Squad,
05:47Jana, Anne, and Anthony!
05:50Yay!
05:52O, di ba?
05:53Wait na natin kayo ng ano?
05:54Anong play ni...
05:55Yeah!
05:57Ito!
05:57Kapag-iya!
05:58Para siyang magic show!
05:59Kailangan talaga ba?
06:01It brings back your childhood-ness!
06:05Sa siya si Mrs. Bucket, di ba?
06:06Yes po!
06:07Si Mrs. Bucket!
06:08Kailangan talaga ba yung Bucket ngayon kala?
06:10Hindi!
06:11Baket!
06:12Ano ba?
06:12Ano ba yung Bucket sa tagal?
06:14Inuman yan?
06:14Inuman?
06:16Ano?
06:16Timba!
06:17Timba!
06:18Pero may kasama akong naiyak!
06:20Si Akinasi!
06:21Nakaya nag-aiglas siya!
06:23Kasi hindi niya naiintindihan!
06:24Umpisa pa lang din!
06:25Wala akong may tiyak!
06:26Puro yung English!
06:27English ba?
06:28Congratulations!
06:29Sa August po nasa Australia po kami!
06:32Yes!
06:32Ang Bex Battalion!
06:33The Love Control Project!
06:34Abangan niyo po!
06:35Ang Bex Battalion sa Australia!
06:37Yes!
06:37Sa mga susunod pa namin mga shows!
06:38Ang happy-happy na mga audience na!
06:40Yes!
06:41Thank you!
06:42Thank you!
06:44Thank you!
06:45Thank you!
06:46Can we feel the weekend energy?
06:50Yes!
06:51Hey!
06:52Hey!
06:53Hey!
06:54Hey!
06:54Hey!
06:57Hey!
06:57Hey!
06:59Hey!
07:01At ito nang makigiling at kampay naman ang mga rey ng may kaling na taglay kasama si
07:07Awang Tippong and yungages na viu가 Mental PO's.
07:13Bye!
07:13What's up button people!
07:17Put up button people!
07:20This is pretty good!
07:21Let's go.
07:22Pornix
07:26Show me your energy.
07:29Let's party.
07:31Yes.
07:32Yeah.
07:32I love you.
07:33Let's go.
07:34Khalou.
07:35Khalou.
07:36Khalou.
07:37Khalou.
07:38Khalou.
07:40He has to promote our energy.
07:42He has to promote our glory.
07:44He has to promote our energy.
07:47That's it.
07:47Hello people.
07:48Isang malakas na hiyaw, walang malo na lang ako.
07:57Ganyan nga, ganyan nga, ganyan nga.
07:59Pag-ganyan po, sumayin nyo ang kagandahan.
08:01At sumayin nyo rin.
08:03The Queens are back.
08:05Pit-pit ang kanilang mga talak.
08:06May pasapok na impact.
08:09Welcome to Miss Q&A, Reina Ralaquera,
08:122023 sa Lakino.
08:14What's up, Batang people?
08:17Sa ulo ng mga nagbabagang walita.
08:21Mga veks sa heradang kandidata,
08:24humida sa mga pakak na eksena.
08:26Aanihin mo ang ganitong kagandahan
08:29kung hindi naman ako mahahalikan
08:31na nag-iisang Ryan Bach.
08:35Anong kayo pipigin mo sa anak ko?
08:37Sagot ko na ang SS mo,
08:40feel help mo,
08:41basta ikaw na ang bahala
08:43sa pag-ibig ko.
08:46Ang jiwain mo ay tulad kong Lola.
08:49May discount ka na.
08:50May memorial plan ka pa.
08:54Ladies and gentlemen,
08:55here's Queen Jemima Johnson.
08:58First name is a friend.
09:00I was petrified.
09:01Dalihan, dalilang, dalilang.
09:03Siya ang maglilipsing.
09:05Naguluhan yung mga viewers.
09:06I'm thinking I could never live
09:09without you by my side.
09:10And I learned how to get along
09:12before you're back.
09:14Ay!
09:14From my heart's faith,
09:16I just walked in.
09:18Number one.
09:19Hello, mime.
09:20Kaya naganda mo.
09:21Kailan ko huli na pa-X-ray?
09:22Kami po talaga,
09:24iniidolo po namin talaga,
09:25kasi po,
09:26yung movie niya,
09:27merong kapupulutan ng aral.
09:30Kagaya po ng
09:32the breadwinner
09:33it goes to.
09:35And the breadwinner goes to.
09:37And the breadwinner is.
09:39Yung talent ko po talaga.
09:41The vengeance is not ours.
09:43The declamation.
09:45Vengeance.
09:46May kiliti ako dyan.
09:49How are you today, girl?
09:50I am extremely blissful.
09:52Mabilis na beautiful.
09:53Blissful.
09:55Sa nabellang doli metanghere.
09:57Anong pangalan ng pari
09:59na sinasabing tunay na ama
10:00ni Maria Clara.
10:01Number three.
10:02I believe si Nutridamus.
10:05Sinong queen
10:06ang pinakamagniningning?
10:08Alamin dito
10:08sa Miss Q&A.
10:10Reina Talakera 2026.
10:13Talakitok of the week.
10:17And I...
10:19Narito na ang mga
10:21palabar na queens
10:22in their fabulous
10:23paka-kill dresses.
10:25Let's welcome
10:25our Reina Talakitok of the week.
10:28Here's Candidate
10:29number one.
10:36Si Candidate number one
10:38ay undergraduate
10:38ng kursong culinary.
10:40Kasi nga,
10:42nung pinagluluto siya
10:43ng mommy noodles,
10:44ang sagot niya ay
10:45mas gusto daw niyang
10:45maging daddy.
10:47Mas gusto niya daw
10:48ang daddy.
10:49Kuli!
10:50Laki siya sa comedy bar
10:52at beer house.
10:53Lahat ng nainom niyang beer
10:54na natili sa chan niya.
10:55Sige, lola.
10:56Tagay pala, ladies and chumenemen.
10:58Candidate number one.
10:59What's up,
11:01Madlang people!
11:06My name is Lola Move.
11:09Ang Lola Reina Talakera
11:10from Tondo, Manila.
11:12Ang sabi nila,
11:13amongst all the candidates,
11:15ako daw ang may pinakapangit na face.
11:17Ang sabi ko naman,
11:18okay lang na pangit
11:19ang aking face.
11:21Kesa naman maganda
11:22ang iyong face,
11:23never ka naman
11:23gumamit ng tooth face.
11:25And I,
11:27thank you!
11:29Maraming sila ba?
11:31Galilei number one.
11:32Rarapan na.
11:33Sorry na.
11:35Pasensya.
11:36Ito ba?
11:37Rarapan na isang pang akla.
11:39Galilei number two.
11:46Si candidate number two
11:48ay working sa Vietnam.
11:51Ang target lang naman niya doon
11:52ay magkape.
11:54Magkaroon ng kape-ling.
11:57Oh!
11:57Na na-achieve naman niya.
11:59Pakayabang kong bakla.
12:01Balak niyang i-pursue
12:03ang drag sa Vietnam.
12:05Ayaw niya sa Pinas
12:06dahil may tukhang.
12:07That is your man.
12:08And candidate number two.
12:09Magkarag yun.
12:17What's up madlang people?
12:23My name is Jemima Johnson,
12:2637 years old,
12:28ang reina talakera
12:30ng Ma-Kate-City.
12:36Na naniniwala
12:38sa kasabihang
12:39ang taong hindi tumangkad.
12:42Jack,
12:43may fear of heights.
12:45And I...
12:46Thank you!
12:50Maraming salamat kayo number two.
12:51Grabe siya kayo Ogie, no?
12:52Oo.
12:53Grabe siya kayo Ogie.
12:53Brabe.
12:54May fear of heights ka ba, Ogie?
12:56Wala, no?
12:57Meron siyang fear of heels.
12:59Grabe ka sa akin.
13:00May candidate number two.
13:02Hanta lang magpapita
13:04ang isa pang talakera.
13:05Candidate number three.
13:11Walang pangalik,
13:12candidate number three.
13:14Siya ay isang isadyanteng leader
13:16na nagsusulong
13:17ng pagkakapantay-pantay
13:19ng mga kilay
13:21para stray
13:22ang mga nakana-kanya.
13:23Balak niya maging CEO.
13:25Pero balak pa lang naman niya.
13:27Hindi niya pa itutuloy sa ngayon.
13:28Ladies and gentlemen,
13:29candidate number three.
13:34What's up madlang people?
13:40Ako po si Carla Tamayo.
13:43Nagmula sa kabisera ng panganging isda.
13:4621 anos,
13:48ang charming talakera
13:49ng Navota City
13:50na naniniwala sa kasabihang...
13:56Nag-hung.
13:57Kung kaya ng iba,
14:00eh di,
14:00bongga sila and I.
14:07Hindi po si candidate number three
14:09yung naghang,
14:10yung TV niyo po yun.
14:11Baka may naalog po.
14:13Baka may dumapong kalapati
14:14sa antena sa bubong.
14:15Pero hindi siya naghang.
14:17Kaalog lang.
14:17Yung TV niyo yun,
14:18yes,
14:18ginagaslight na.
14:21Marami salamat,
14:22candidate number...
14:26Three.
14:27Yung pati ako na pag-ano.
14:28Ay ba?
14:29Ayun na yun na yun na yun na yun na yun na.
14:42Para kay candidate number four.
14:45Si candidate number four
14:47ay nagsimulang sumali sa pageants.
14:49Noong 14 siya.
14:51Uy, bata.
14:5227 na siya ngayon.
14:54So I believe,
14:5513 years na siyang
14:56nagkumimiskay.
14:57Ang galing.
14:58Yes,
14:58because 27 minus 14
15:00is equal to 13.
15:01Hinaan!
15:03Sterling.
15:03Title holder siya
15:04ng Queen of Kiapo.
15:06At dahil diyan,
15:07naatasan siyang
15:08mag-isang humilan ng lubid
15:09sa susunod na translation.
15:10Candidate number four.
15:14What's up,
15:15madlang people?
15:20I am ML Tukai,
15:24ang ereina talakera
15:26ng uminggan pang gasinan
15:28na naniniwala sa kasabihang
15:31hindi lahat ng tahimik
15:33mabait.
15:35Minsan,
15:37mahina lang
15:38ang internet.
15:40And I,
15:41thank you.
15:44Thank you,
15:45candidate number four
15:46on the spotlight.
15:48Candidate number five.
15:53Palakpakan para
15:54kay candidate number five.
15:56Si candidate number five,
15:58gusto kong makagawa
15:59ng dokumentaryo
16:00na maglalabas
16:01ng baho.
16:02Ha?
16:03Ha?
16:03Baho na mga kasama niyang
16:04contestant.
16:05Kasi maganda daw sila,
16:07pero may amoy naman
16:07lahat sila.
16:08Yan lang.
16:09Nagkaroon daw ng
16:10negative side effect
16:11ang pagtuturok niya
16:12ng hormones.
16:13Kaya naman pong,
16:14itil mo na yan.
16:16Sorry, sorry.
16:17Sorry na.
16:18Sorry.
16:18Kausapin mo siya mamaya.
16:20Candidate number five.
16:26What's up, madlang people?
16:29I am, I am Syrich Abrel Patalinghogue Castillo.
16:36Ang proud,
16:37Reina Talagira ng Holy Spirit,
16:40Quezon City.
16:42May kasabihan po tayo.
16:44The more we speak,
16:46the more likely we make mistakes.
16:48So for me not to make a mistake,
16:51I will not answer your question.
16:54Kimi Lang,
16:56and I thank you.
17:02Let's go, Jackie.
17:04Let's go, ladies.
17:34Let's go, ladies.
17:35And I thank you.
17:38Hello, people.
17:39Reina Talagira
17:40Talagira
17:41Talagira
17:41Talagira
17:41of the wing.
17:43Thank you so much, Jackie.
17:48And Legit Status.
17:50Legit Status.
17:51Thank you so much.
17:54Alikin na at pumunta na tayo rito
17:55at tubunang na tayo sa paghihilang.
17:57Yeah.
17:58Okay, ba?
17:58Talagin lang yan.
17:59Direction lang natin.
18:00Oh, yung wild.
18:01Mungkulang Portes 5.
18:02Live talaga tayo.
18:03Ito lang lang.
18:03Mungkulang Portes 5.
18:06Perfect.
18:07Oh, nalalaro lang ko.
18:08Wala atras.
18:09Wala sa ano.
18:10Hindi skateboard yan.
18:11Baka matuloy yung wire.
18:14Ayun naman,
18:14lilima-lima kayo.
18:15Saan nagdala na kayo
18:16tigitigisan yung anoreptotes?
18:17Tapos nilulungan niya na siya.
18:19Okay.
18:20Perfect.
18:21Ayos, ayos.
18:22Ayos tayo dyan.
18:22Ayos tayo dyan.
18:24Oo.
18:24Ayos tayo dyan.
18:26Yung isa lang inaantay natin.
18:28Sabi niya,
18:29hindi pwede si Trina lang ang sumisika.
18:32Yes, dapat meron din ako.
18:33Kailangan makaabot ako sa popularity ng showtime.
18:35Oo, sikat na yan, si L.A.
18:37Tino.
18:37L.A. Tino.
18:38Oo.
18:38Thank you, coach.
18:39Pagkatapos siya mag-retire sa basketball,
18:41and doon ang po ginagawa niya.
18:42Naka-art depth siya.
18:43Marami-rock.
18:45Sipag pinakamahukusay natin
18:47yung S.A. L.A. Tino.
18:48Okay.
18:49Palakpakan natin ang ating mga ladies.
18:51Courtesy.
18:52Sila ang mga nagwagi sa isang buong linggo
18:54na ngayon yung paglalaban-laban.
18:56Correct.
18:56Magpapakbakan sa isang corona lamp.
18:58Ay lam.
18:58Ay, matling.
18:59Magkagaling to.
19:00Magandang laban.
19:02Correct.
19:04Si Lola Moe,
19:05puno-puno ng hapla sa likod.
19:08Oo, parang.
19:08Ano yung nasa balikat at likod mo, Lola Moe?
19:11Sa Lompas, meme.
19:13Bakit kailangan ko kayo sa Lompas?
19:15Kasi paborito ko yung kanta sa Wicked na For Good.
19:18Ha?
19:19Ano yun?
19:20For Good na For Good na For Good na For Good
19:23sa katakatawan ko.
19:23For Good na For Good ko siya.
19:25For Good.
19:25Oo, for Good naman talaga.
19:27Oo, lalo na kung may ganyan ka pang corona.
19:29Oo.
19:30Oo.
19:30Di ba?
19:31Oo.
19:31At yung braso, galit na galit din, di ba?
19:34Lola Moe, ang babata ng mga kalaban mo.
19:36Sa tingin ba, kaya mo ba silang matalo ngayon?
19:39Yes, because I have the wisdom that they don't have.
19:42Oh, wow.
19:43Anong klaseng wisdom yan?
19:44Ngipin.
19:45Wisdom too?
19:46Ngipin.
19:47Hindi niya pinapabunot kasi yun daw talaga pataginan sa akin.
19:49Oo, wisdom na yan eh, swerte.
19:50Di ba mga kalaban niya?
19:51Mga beauty queens?
19:51Yes.
19:52Yes.
19:52And the manager.
19:55Booker pa lang ako.
19:56Kung sino man manalo sa apat na to, may baka siya.
19:58Kasi yung manager.
19:58Oo, walang talo.
19:59Walang talo.
20:00Grupo talaga nila to.
20:02Walang talo.
20:03Bakapakasan lahat ah.
20:04Bakasan kung bakasan.
20:05Number two, kamusta ka?
20:07I'm okay, Mime.
20:08Lalo mo lang, people.
20:11I am so happy.
20:12Very, very happy, Mime.
20:14Yes, we are very happy that you are very happy.
20:17When one is happy, the other should be happy so that everybody is happy.
20:21And I, thank you.
20:23Sa inyong lahat, ikaw ang may pinaka-safe na corona.
20:26Yes, mene.
20:28Talagang sinecure ko yan.
20:30Kahit anong gawin natin, tumumbling, lumakad, whatever.
20:33Parang kahit sa kanya gawin yung ginawa kay Jackie, hindi wala laglagi.
20:36Si Jackie na hindi na ihagis ng tama kanina.
20:39Nag-alangan eh.
20:40Yung dancer, may baano yun ah, may bawas yun ah.
20:42Bawawas ba yun?
20:42Hindi tama yung hagis kay Jackie na.
20:44Oo, nasaktan yung anak ko eh.
20:45Marami akong plano dyan eh, hindi nyo pwede sa...
20:48Pero gano'n yung Jackie, hindi nalata.
20:51Oo.
20:51Pero ngayon palang umiiyak.
20:54Nalata eh, nakita ko.
20:55Hinagis din din yung paa.
20:57Oo.
20:57Pero yung braso, naiwan sa likod.
20:59Delikato.
21:00Pero magaling.
21:01Oo, professional.
21:02Number two, ikaw ba?
21:04Sumasayaw ka din ba?
21:05A little bit, mene.
21:07But, you know, talented tayo eh.
21:09So, love arm.
21:11Love arm.
21:12Pero maganda tong ang tunog nito pag nadi-English eh.
21:15Ah yes, oo.
21:16Kasi teacher eh.
21:17Can you greet the madlang people in English, please?
21:19For the benefit of our TFC subscribers.
21:23Sino ba yung maingay?
21:25Para tumatayang sa sabong.
21:27Kasama.
21:27Sino yung maingay?
21:28NFC, puntahan mo nga yung maingay.
21:30Kausapin mo.
21:31Kasama ata, kasama.
21:33Nasaan yung maingay?
21:34Kasama yan, kasama.
21:35Sino yung maingay?
21:36Ayan.
21:37O, ayan.
21:38O, ayan.
21:39O, ayan.
21:39Kasama mo ba siya?
21:40O, ayan.
21:40Yes po.
21:41She's my sister.
21:42Kama mo nagsisisigaw ka?
21:43Wala kang galang.
21:44Nasa harapan ka ng pangulo.
21:45Oo.
21:47Naka-close-knip ka pa ngayon ah.
21:50Parang may press con ka ngayon ah.
21:52Wala ba si Anticlir?
21:53Sinolo mo ah.
21:55Okay.
21:55Kaya kausapin mo yan eh.
21:56Sige, maingay.
21:57Bakit po kayo maingay?
21:58Kaano-ano yun po yung candidate number two?
22:00Pwede ka po.
22:00Sisi ko yan!
22:01Oo nga.
22:02Magkalapit lang tayo.
22:04Nasaan ba yung tubo?
22:05Best friend daw niya.
22:06Ate, maingay ka talaga?
22:08Apo.
22:08Teacher po ako eh.
22:09Kaya maingay po talaga.
22:10Ah.
22:11Yeah.
22:11Oo.
22:12Ito yung teacher na maingay.
22:15Ito yung walang kaibigan sa faculty room.
22:17Kaya pag lumabas, maingay.
22:19Pero tahimik yung mga estudyante.
22:20Ang tari ng teacher, no?
22:21Naka-baiting suit, no?
22:22Lupa ka siya.
22:24Taka.
22:25Makala-wala.
22:25Lupa outing.
22:26Summer kasi.
22:27Oo.
22:28Magiging principal yan yung mga ganyan dapitan.
22:30Yung mga ganyan teacher na nagsiswimsuit sa studio.
22:33Nagiging principal yan.
22:34Oo.
22:35Principal suspect.
22:36Oo.
22:37Kakausapin lang namin to ha.
22:39Oo.
22:39Best friend mo naman to.
22:40Bigay mo na sa kanya yung moment.
22:41Itagawa mo pa eh.
22:42Proud lang si ma'am.
22:43Proud lang.
22:44Ang kasama.
22:44Kaya na bahala dyan.
22:46Ako ang bahala dito.
22:47Oo.
22:47Tapos, pag maingay.
22:49Kaya na bahala.
22:49Kasuhan mo din.
22:50Yes.
22:54May mga susunod mo pa ba?
22:56Ah.
22:57Abangan nila yan.
22:59Parang naihiya ka mag-isalita.
23:00Bye.
23:01Hiya pa yan o.
23:01Takot.
23:03Konting takot to.
23:06Tara yung collar niya.
23:08Nagpapunta na sa turtleneck yung collar mo, MC ha?
23:10Pero bagay.
23:11Nahatak yung mababa.
23:12Natakot mo presidente.
23:13Nagpari na.
23:15Ang taas ha.
23:16Taas ba?
23:17Mataas ba o maigsilang leeg mo?
23:20Ay, nakakatawa yun.
23:22Teacher yan?
23:23Teacher-teacher.
23:24Okay.
23:25Si number two.
23:27Hello.
23:28Good morning, everybody.
23:29Hello.
23:30Hello.
23:30Hello.
23:31What's up?
23:32Madalang P4 from all over the world and all over the country.
23:37How are you today?
23:39I hope you are all having a good time.
23:41Yeah?
23:41Yeah.
23:42Very good.
23:43Now, let us start the test.
23:46Yung mga teacher parang nagjijoke na lang din talaga.
23:50Meme, yan talaga ang style ko.
23:52I am having fun because that is my way to let my students learn.
23:56Kunyari si number one yung nanay nung estudyante mo.
23:59Oh, na umiiyak tapos susugurin ka nung nanay mo.
24:02Oh.
24:03So number one, kunyari magagalit ka kasi yung anak mo na bully sa classroom ni number two.
24:08Go.
24:10Yung ano ni da?
24:13Sa Vietnam siya nagtuturo yung sa Korea.
24:17Vietnam.
24:18Vietnam.
24:19Anong ginawong Vietnam nila?
24:22Anong ginawong?
24:23Why?
24:25I'm sorry.
24:27No?
24:28I'm sorry.
24:29What did my daughter did to you?
24:32Why?
24:35You can do it.
24:36You can do it.
24:37I cannot talk to her.
24:39She can't speak because she was so afraid of you.
24:42Oh, I know why.
24:45What did you do?
24:46I did nothing.
24:48Huh?
24:49I did nothing.
24:50You did nothing?
24:51Yes.
24:52You wanna see my daughter?
24:54Daughter.
24:54Show me.
24:55Tell her.
24:57Mommy.
24:59Ah, reaction nag-hang kanina kasi may trauma siya.
25:03Ah, oo.
25:04Ayun pala.
25:05May trauma pala ito.
25:07Alam na natin yung story, ha?
25:09Ayun, gets na namin.
25:10Gets na namin.
25:11Ba't ka nga ba naghang kanina, number three?
25:13Alam mo nangyari?
25:14Number three.
25:15Kulutang pa siya.
25:16Kinakausap ko na siya.
25:16Tapos na.
25:17Tapos na.
25:18X-ray na number three.
25:19Kinakausap na kita.
25:20Uma-acting pa rin niya.
25:21Oo.
25:22Bakit ka naghang kanina?
25:24Ano yun, Mimi?
25:25Parang na-loading ako talaga.
25:27Ay, ano na?
25:29Kaya na ano ako, na-stop ako talaga.
25:30Pero, what's up, bad lang people?
25:33Nakabalik naman agad eh.
25:35Yeah, tama.
25:36Bumiyahe.
25:38Di ba bumiyahe?
25:39Buti nakabalik?
25:41Buti na pa...
25:42Ayun.
25:43Puyat ka ba?
25:44Baka puyat ka.
25:45Opo, puyat po talaga ako.
25:46Anong ikinapuyat mo kagabi?
25:48Sa takot ko po kay teacher.
25:50Ayan, ako na naman ang may kasalanan.
25:52So, yun talaga yung acting, ha?
25:53Oo.
25:54Hindi, bakit?
25:54Anong ikinapuyat mo kagabi?
25:56Ano po, nag-prepare po talaga ako.
25:58Ikaiba rin siya ng buhay.
25:59Sasagkaking cartoons din siya, no?
26:00Mabang tumatagal, no?
26:02Paano ka nag-prepare?
26:03Anong preparation?
26:04Anong oras ka natapos?
26:05Anong ginawa mo?
26:06Ano po, nag-cellphone po kasi ako.
26:08Ang tagal ko nag-cellphone talaga.
26:10Kaya napuyat din po talaga ako.
26:12Anong pinapanood mo sa cellphone?
26:13TikTok lang.
26:15Sino ang lagi mo pinapanood sa TikTok?
26:17Si ano po?
26:20Si Malupiton.
26:23Nag-hang na naman siya.
26:24O, nag-hang na naman.
26:25Inisip niya.
26:25Paano ka mananalo today?
26:26Kung nag-hang ka, girl?
26:28Natataon pa yan ngayong weekly file.
26:29Nung daily, mabilis ito.
26:31Mabilis pinindot, mabilis yung magot.
26:33Oo.
26:33Buhay, buhay, buhay.
26:35Oo, ayan.
26:36Tumutulala na naman siya, oh.
26:38Oo, magti-take advantage si number four dyan.
26:40Sabi ni number four, may tulog sa akin.
26:42Tumutulala na nilulugulugo siya today.
26:44Ikaw, nag-puyat ka ba today?
26:46O talagang nagpa-fresh ka para mas ready ka for today?
26:49I was so lucky, Mime.
26:51Kasi upon winning last Thursday,
26:53I was invited to be one of the judges
26:55sa ginanap po na dance contest dyan sa Kaloocan.
26:58Ang taray, nanalo ng biskwende sa dance contest ng judge.
27:02Doon siya na-imbitahan eh.
27:03Nagrabi yung laway mo.
27:05Ikaw na nakilala kong tao na ang laway tansay.
27:07Ikaw patagilin dahil.
27:10Wala ka bang ngipin dito sa kanan?
27:11Dito tumawid.
27:12Usually, dito yung talasik eh.
27:14Tano'n kiyang man.
27:15Tano'n yan.
27:16Tara, yung laway mo, may killing.
27:20May killing.
27:21Nag-judge ka ng dance contest?
27:22Yes, Mime.
27:23May bayad yun?
27:24Of course.
27:24Ay, tara, yung lumatakit na siya.
27:26Kahit hindi marunong sumayaw,
27:28basta in-offer, magkano pong TF?
27:30Maganda yung offer.
27:31Sabi ko, may showtime pa ako bukas,
27:33pero go lang.
27:34Go lang.
27:34Ang tanong,
27:36anong oras na tapos?
27:38Maaga naman po ako umexit,
27:39hindi ko na talaga tinapos.
27:40Sabi ko na lang.
27:40Hindi ko pa sa portal mo, ginadju.
27:42Kinuha na mo lang yung bayad,
27:44tapos hindi mo tinapos yung judging.
27:46Ang galing.
27:47You know, actually,
27:48tatlong categories po kasi yun.
27:49Parang yung mga taga doon,
27:51merong dayo,
27:51merong mga legends.
27:52Tinapos ko naman yung isang segment.
27:54Sina nanalo?
27:55Hindi ko na po naabutan yung award.
27:59Rocket.
28:00Pati pala judging yung is camera na rin.
28:01Pag-ago mo eh.
28:03Itanggap-tanggap lang,
28:04tapos hindi natapos.
28:05Pero diba,
28:06yun ang effect sa'yo ng exposure dito,
28:08diba?
28:08Yes, meme.
28:09May rocket na mabibigay,
28:11yung familiarity sa inyo
28:12ng mga casual viewers.
28:15Ganon.
28:16Si number one ba?
28:17Si number one,
28:17may rocket ka na ba?
28:19Thank you po, showtime.
28:20Thank you po, madlang people.
28:22Dahil after ko pong manalo,
28:23may kumotak po sa'kin
28:24para sa isang pelikula.
28:26Wow.
28:27Talaga.
28:27Tignan mo,
28:28may kumotak sa'kin yung pelikula.
28:30Anong role mo?
28:31Sidekick po ng bida.
28:33Wow.
28:33Pero matutuli lang daw po yun
28:35kung mananalo ako today.
28:37So, kawsabi mo na sila,
28:39apa?
28:39Para ba matuloy yan?
28:41Di ba pala, sure?
28:42Ang ganyan sa showbiz,
28:43hanggat di pinapalabas,
28:45hindi pa sure yan.
28:45Kurek, kundi yung jobber.
28:47Ito ko yun.
28:47Sa ka, nakapag-shooting ka na eh.
28:49Di ba?
28:49Hindi mo na.
28:50Tapon.
28:51Yung mga pinalabas na,
28:53wala ka pa din eh.
28:54Na-edit ako.
28:56Pwede.
28:56Pwede mangyari yun.
28:58Ikaw naman, number five.
28:59Sabi mo kanina, may negative effect sa'yo
29:01yung pagtuturok mo ng hormones.
29:03Bakit?
29:03Anong nangyari sa'yo?
29:04Yes, Meme Vice.
29:05Bale, last September po,
29:08nagkaroon ako ng cellulitis.
29:10So, it's a type of bacterial infection,
29:12Meme Vice.
29:13So, yung potential cost niya
29:14is yung pagtuturok.
29:16Um, not properly sterile
29:18yung mga ginamit kong.
29:20Ito, Meme Vice.
29:21Gusto mo nakita, Meme Vice?
29:22Oh, wag ko na ipakita.
29:23Okay lang.
29:23Sorry, Meme Vice.
29:24Oo.
29:24Di ka ma maingit sa tahina yan.
29:26Meron din kami.
29:26Pero kapito niya.
29:27Magkakagrupo tayo.
29:28Mga Tahitian.
29:29Oo, mga Tahitian.
29:30From Tahiti kami eh.
29:31Yes.
29:32Meme Vice.
29:32Madumi ang karayom.
29:34Yun nga, Meme Vice.
29:35Di ba bago yung karayom na ginagamit mo?
29:37Naguulit ka ba ng karayom?
29:38Maliyah?
29:39Aywa.
29:39Bago siya, Meme Vice.
29:41Pero yung, parang, yung ano ko, yung pinaghihinalaan ko, yung rubber na tinutosukan, hindi ko siya na, ano, nalini sa
29:49'yo.
30:10Bago siya, Meme Vice.
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