00:00Morning, Roz.
00:01We have an uninhabited island that is, in actual fact, inhabited.
00:05We want them gone.
00:07I don't do face-to-face.
00:09Danny.
00:10Danny, Danny, Dan.
00:12You do what I say.
00:15There was once a brother and a sister.
00:19They were very normal.
00:24When they were wee, they were told,
00:27allow no incoming.
00:31Survive.
00:34Incomers.
00:44Hello?
00:44You are hereby informed of your impending eviction.
00:49Have you got Wi-Fi?
00:58Keep away from him.
01:00I've been alone on this island for 30 years.
01:05What about your parents?
01:06Gone.
01:07When we were wee.
01:09Must have been hard, being left so young.
01:12You both need to leave.
01:14Back on the mainland.
01:15Your lives will be easier.
01:17Your coffee's shifty.
01:18Full of shiny words.
01:20I'm vegan.
01:21I don't believe in eating meat.
01:23That's right there, look.
01:24No, I believe it exists.
01:26I just...
01:26What about puffins?
01:27Do you believe in puffins?
01:28Do you believe in fish?
01:29I do believe in all of the animals.
01:31I just don't believe in eating any of them.
01:38The mainlanders, they must adore you.
01:40I think some people think I'm a bit of a weirdo.
01:46Hey!
01:47The sea!
01:48This is my friend, Daniel!
01:50You're an islander now.
01:53I'm to the mainland with me.
01:56You'd be happy there.
01:58Are you happy?
02:00Move those islanders.
02:03Do whatever it takes.
02:06Far back as time goes.
02:08The family's called this island.
02:11You should've killed you.
02:13Stop!
02:13I'm a wizard!
02:14A what?
02:15A wizard?
02:16I know I don't look like a wizard, but I am one.
02:17I'm a wizard.
02:18Kill the wizard.
02:22It's a mainland tool.
02:23Makes me feel like a big man.
02:24It could be dangerous.
02:26Ow!
02:26Right.
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