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Follows Lonnie Hawkins, 2004's top golfer, as he struggles to recapture his magic late in his career, refusing to believe he's anything other than one stroke away from golf's greatest comeback.

Stars: Will Ferrell . Molly Shannon . Jimmy Tatro

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00:00Lonnie Hawkins, you had a chance at completing the Grand Slam a long time ago.
00:04What will be going through your mind when you tee off tomorrow?
00:08I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back.
00:11Chilis, baby back, baby back, baby back.
00:14Barbecue sauce.
00:17Can you repeat the question?
00:19Oh, yeah!
00:20Lonnie Hawkins is three feet from making his mark on golf history.
00:25You've got to be kidding me.
00:26Fuck, yeah!
00:27You are a big shot golfer.
00:29I still am a big shot golfer.
00:30I just need to get my groove back.
00:34The guys are saying that I'm the honk now.
00:38Golf is easy!
00:39I think that you're afraid that our sun is going to eclipse the great Lonnie Hawkins.
00:44The question is, are you a pro or a amateur?
00:55Hey, did you miss me, everybody?
00:56Now, I know it's etiquette to be quiet out of respect, but what do you say today?
01:01We make some f***ing noise.
01:02It's all deep, all deep.
01:05They call him the hawk.
01:07He's a golfer.
01:09The greatest golfer in the world.
01:12They call him the hawk.
01:13I hate him more than almost anyone.
01:15I thought you were married.
01:16Can I kiss you?
01:17No.
01:17Do you want to kiss me?
01:18Radford is right over there.
01:20I asked you not to do that.
01:21I can see you staring at us like a f***ing weirdo.
01:24F***ing roll!
01:26Let's go!
01:27I guess they'll let anybody in the PGA Tour nowadays.
01:30You look ridiculous in that shirt.
01:32I'm getting a lot of compliments.
01:34I fought my way back so that we could play together.
01:38LeBron and Brawny!
01:39Stop saying LeBron and Brawny.
01:42Well, what else am I going to say?
01:43This isn't a LeBron and Brawny situation.
01:45They call him the hawk.
01:46You hear those people?
01:48They want to just see you play golf.
01:50Bernie.
01:52They want to see you walk and talk.
01:55Because you are Lonnie.
01:57Lonnie?
01:57Lonnie.
01:58Lonnie.
01:58Oh, God!
01:59They call him the hawk.
02:00The greatest this game has ever seen.
02:03That's how it's done.
02:04They call him the hawk.
02:06He's a golfer.
02:08The greatest golfer in the world.
02:11Hawk, yeah!
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