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00:11IVY
00:12And I...
00:14Oh!
00:14Greg, I may claim that one.
00:17Nine Number three is the Heimler's elephant ever.
00:20True.
00:20Number two, he's effinget.
00:22No, he makes perfect, but he takes one.
00:26He's done like that.
00:27It's like a delayed telecast in the remote area.
00:34It's like a gift.
00:36But it's not a pity.
00:38It's like a pity.
00:40It's like hot flashes.
00:42It's like a pity.
00:46You can tell us if you can.
00:49It's not a pity.
00:53Hello, ladies!
00:54Ladies! Welcome to Showtime, Miss Quindey!
00:57Hello, Meme Bice!
01:00It's like...
01:02Meme Bice is so sweet.
01:03It's so sweet.
01:04You're so sweet.
01:05You're so sweet.
01:07If you have Charlie's Angels, there are Meme's Angels.
01:10Hello, ladies!
01:12Hello, Meme Bice!
01:14Hello, ladies!
01:15Hello, Meme Bice!
01:16It's really high.
01:18Charlie's Angels is talking about the energy of James Bond.
01:21It's so high.
01:23The number one is the Konya girl of the group.
01:25She's like the Konya girl.
01:26It's like Kelsey when she's big.
01:28Yes!
01:30Kelsey girl!
01:31It girl!
01:32How are you today, girl?
01:33I'm doing...
01:34I am extremely blissful right at this very moment, Meme Bice.
01:38Seeing these beautiful faces making me tremendously blissful.
01:44Wow!
01:45Tremendously blissful!
01:47Yes!
01:47Tremendously!
01:49Oh, oh!
01:49Blissful!
01:51Blissful!
01:52Beautiful!
01:53Beautiful!
01:54Blissful!
01:54Beautiful!
01:57Tremendously blissful!
01:59Now, how do you hug me din Dirrel Gallardo?
02:01Yes!
02:02Yes.
02:04Yes, nah!
02:06Could you be an Albin Patrimonyo?
02:08That's what they do!
02:10LAUGHS
02:10Damn,устine Patrimonyo!
02:16So what have you been doing lately?
02:19I'm just very proud of myself
02:21because Meme Vice,
02:22you know,
02:23representation matters.
02:25Recently,
02:25I just got in
02:27into being an
02:28operation supervisor
02:29intern last April.
02:31So,
02:31I'm so happy,
02:32Meme Vice,
02:33because
02:33trans or queer
02:35represent.
02:37What?
02:37What?
02:39Intern.
02:40as an intern
02:40for supervisor.
02:42Supervisor?
02:43What is that?
02:44It's an in-house
02:45Canadian group
02:47benefits provider,
02:48Meme Vice?
02:49BPO?
02:50BPO ba yan?
02:51Oh,
02:52ganon.
02:53Kaling ha?
02:55Ay,
02:55yung ba?
02:56Oo.
02:58Oo.
03:00Oo.
03:00Nakakaintindihan kayo.
03:01Pa-insurance?
03:02Oo.
03:02Ma-insurance ka ba?
03:03Of course.
03:04You need insurance.
03:06Oo.
03:06Bakit?
03:08Buti nga may insurance.
03:10Mukhang maaga mong
03:11makukuha yung benefit.
03:12Bakit?
03:13O, muna.
03:14Kasi sa insurance,
03:16pag maaga kang
03:17nagpa-insure,
03:18di ba?
03:19Maaga mo rin,
03:19maaga mo rin
03:20makukuha yung benefit.
03:21Di ba?
03:21May mga ano yun?
03:22Yung mga interest
03:23ng ano.
03:24Oo.
03:25Ganon.
03:25Pag maaga mong
03:26nahulugan lahat.
03:27Kala ko gagamitin eh.
03:28Ha?
03:29Kala ko gagamitin na.
03:30Pero wag mo,
03:31wag mo muna kunin yung insurance,
03:33sayang.
03:33Kasi lalaki pa ba yun?
03:35May interest yun eh.
03:36Oo.
03:37Buti pa nga yung insurance.
03:38Insured ka ba?
03:39Of course.
03:40Buti insured to.
03:41Oo.
03:43Ikaw yung ilong
03:44ma-insured?
03:44Magrabe,
03:45ba'y puro ilong ko?
03:46Sila kailan ko ba i-hide mo?
03:47Kasi gusto mo
03:48tapakang kita.
03:51Amats mo talaga
03:52ilong niya.
03:52No, no, no.
03:54No.
03:54Because his nose
03:55is very special.
03:56You have to insure it.
04:15Diba?
04:16Tina mo.
04:17Bakit may mga mara kayo?
04:19Men.
04:20Salamen kasi.
04:22Kasi nga pag nagsasalamin niya,
04:23nilalagay niya ng glue.
04:25Bakit?
04:25Kasi pag wala,
04:26dumudulas.
04:27Hindi naman.
04:28Ganti naman.
04:29Ang hiling-hiling niya sa glue.
04:31Sino?
04:31To.
04:32Bakit?
04:32Ito,
04:32ang mahilig sa glue.
04:33Bakit?
04:34Glue na tayo,
04:34di ba?
04:35What?
04:36Oh, talaga to?
04:38Alam mo,
04:39ang kulang sa'yo.
04:39Retouch mo yung dito mo.
04:40Kita yung anong bumbunan mo.
04:41Alam mo,
04:42hanggang dito lang tayo.
04:43Ang guzmat lumalagpas ki.
04:44Si Ogie kasi,
04:45hindi nag-glue.
04:46Ano pa gilaway niya?
04:47Hindi rin siya nag-grue.
04:49Glue na sa glue?
04:50Hindi nag-grue.
04:52Okay,
04:53may boyfriend ka ba?
04:54Hande rin at number one?
04:55Yes,
04:55at nandito po siya,
04:56Mehmet.
04:56Hi!
04:57Blacks mo na yan, girl!
05:00Kung nasan ka man.
05:02Ay,
05:02bumanaw na pala siya.
05:05Anong name?
05:06Shoutout mo na yan.
05:08Yuki Magsign.
05:09Si Yuki?
05:09Hi, Yuki.
05:10Where's Yuki?
05:12Yuki.
05:13Hi, Yuki.
05:14Ay, lumaban.
05:14Proud na proud siya si Yuki,
05:16kaya lumabas daw yung jowa mo.
05:18Maka na pala si Arlan.
05:19Wala dyan.
05:19Sorry, Sean,
05:20wala daw.
05:20Lumabas daw.
05:22O,
05:22matagal na kayo ni Yuki.
05:24Magto two years na po,
05:25Mehmet.
05:25Magto two years na.
05:26Paano kayo nagkakilala ni Yuki?
05:28Sa ano po kami?
05:30Dating app.
05:31Ah, dating.
05:31Dating app.
05:34Kinikilig pa rin siya.
05:35Two years, no?
05:36Opa, Mehmet.
05:36Sa September po.
05:38September.
05:38Malapit ng anibirsaryo mo.
05:40What is so special about your relationship with Yuki?
05:45I think it's all about compromising, Mehmet Vice,
05:48because I never knew that I'm gonna be as mature as I am now
05:52compared to how I was before.
05:55So, learning through those agonizing experiences,
05:59I would say...
06:00Agonizing?
06:01Yes!
06:02Grabe yung mga binabanatan niya.
06:04Cementously blissful.
06:05Malalim.
06:06Agonizing.
06:07Oh, oh.
06:08So much vocabulary.
06:09Grabe.
06:09Si number three, hilong-hilong na siya.
06:11Oh, oh.
06:12Baganda ba yung mga ginagamit niya mga terms?
06:14Baganda ba?
06:15Actually, Mehmet,
06:16bahala na sila sa buhay nila.
06:17Basta ako nandito.
06:18Ako nakikiling-nakikitawa ko.
06:19Yes, nakikitawa.
06:20Oh, oh.
06:21Tsaka confirm yung bangs niya ngayon eh.
06:23Di ba?
06:24Kaya d'yo tabingin lang.
06:26Ganyan yung bangs nyo sa ano eh.
06:28Plants vs. Zombies.
06:29Yung may jar yung hao.
06:31Oo, yung Plants vs. Zombies.
06:32Paano maglakad?
06:33Paano maglakad?
06:35Tapos mapatuhin mo ng gulay.
06:37Di ba?
06:37Yung iba ka may timba sa ulo.
06:38Oo, gano'n yung timba.
06:40Naglalaro ka ba ng gano'n?
06:42Oh, hindi ka dapat na naglalaro.
06:44Bakit?
06:45Kasi yung matagal nun,
06:46yung paglalaro,
06:47lalo na sa cellphone,
06:48sa cellphone,
06:49nakakamasama daw sa mata.
06:52Gumatagal.
06:52Sabi nila masama daw sa mata.
06:54May masamang epekto sa kalusugan natin
06:56yung matagal na may ramita,
06:58yung pinanonood o nilalaro.
06:59Ano ba nangyayaro?
07:01Yung chewin ko,
07:01dahil sa isang araw,
07:03siguro nakaka-ten hours
07:04siyang nagki-candy crush.
07:05Ay, sobrang tagal naman.
07:06Oo, maya't maya,
07:07isang buong araw,
07:07puro candy crush.
07:08Ngayon, diabetic na siya.
07:09Ah!
07:10Dahil sa paglalaro na?
07:11Sa candy crush.
07:11Candy crush at diabetes.
07:1210 years kong nagki-candy crush,
07:14magkaka-diabetes na talaga.
07:15Grabe naman,
07:15diabetes na yun.
07:16O, ngayon yun,
07:17yung banyo nila,
07:18puro langgam na.
07:19Ah, sobrang.
07:20Masama pa sa kalusugan yun?
07:22Oo, yung candy crush.
07:23Eh, maglaro ka na maglaro nun.
07:24Bakit na naman?
07:25Bakit gusto mo sumama ang kalusugan niya?
07:27Ba't gusto mo ko mauna sa'yo?
07:29Joke lang yun.
07:29O, tapos yung isang
07:30yung chewin ko naman ko.
07:31O, ano nangyari?
07:31Wala, pala biru lang siya,
07:32hindi mas nagsisailphone.
07:33Pero isang araw,
07:34bigla na lang bumulag ta.
07:35Ay, bakit?
07:36Hindi ko alam,
07:37basta nakita namin,
07:37wala naman masyadong ginagawa,
07:38pero pawis na pawis.
07:40Ay, talaga?
07:42Tapos,
07:42anong, anong,
07:43anong mga laki niyan?
07:44Anong height niyan?
07:44Ano no?
07:45Anong mga laki height?
07:45Walang five.
07:46Walang five?
07:47Wala siyang five yung height?
07:48Walang five.
07:49Oo.
07:49O, 4'11, ganyan.
07:50Oo, maliit lang siya,
07:51pero ang mataas yung,
07:52yung hair niya sa likod.
07:54Pawisin niya, no?
07:55Pawisin.
07:55Ay, sabi na eh,
07:56walang ginagawa,
07:57tapos tumutuloy yung pawis.
07:58Oo, walang masyado.
08:00Walang five,
08:00anong light naman ang chewin mo.
08:03Ano ba, height mo?
08:04Ikaw, anong laki
08:04nang tingin mo sa sarili mo.
08:07Yan.
08:08Dito tayo kay number two.
08:10Fresh graduate.
08:11Anong school?
08:12Arelliano University po
08:13sa Ligarda.
08:14Ah, yes.
08:15Yeah.
08:16Nag-taping ako dyan dati sa Arelliano.
08:17Dyan ginawa yung, ano,
08:18yung school scene ko dun sa
08:19maalaalam mo kaya episode ko
08:21sa Arelliano.
08:21Magandang Arelliano,
08:22di ba law school yung Arelliano?
08:24Yes po.
08:25Kurso mo, turismo.
08:27Opo.
08:27Ano nang plano mo sa buhay ngayon
08:29na natapos yung pag-aaral?
08:30Sa totoo lang, Mime.
08:32Wala, di ba?
08:32Sa totoo lang,
08:33wala kang plano.
08:34Olo ko.
08:35Masabihin palagi na.
08:35Tapos yung grumadiyo,
08:36ang pahalagin na na-gradu,
08:37pero wala akong plan.
08:38Magpapahinga muna ako,
08:38na-estress ako sa school.
08:40Meron yung sasabihin eh.
08:41Sige, ano yun?
08:42Sa totoo lang, Mime,
08:43kasi nag-nursing ako
08:44ng mga bata-bata pa
08:45kasumahal talaga ang nursing.
08:47Nung naka-ipon-ipon,
08:49ngayon,
08:49sumabak ulit sa eskwela
08:50at nakapagtapo.
08:51Ay, congratulations.
08:54Realization of your dream.
08:56Opo.
08:57Yun po.
08:57Masayang-masayang mag-uina.
08:58Sana ikaw din.
08:59Ay, grabe.
09:00Sa ginanong na si Paige.
09:01O, last joke lang po.
09:02Yung wish niya kay number three,
09:03may kasamang panglilibang.
09:04O, o, o.
09:05O, yung parang sinabi niya
09:07na kailangan mag-aaral
09:08ni number three, ano?
09:09Kailangan naman talaga
09:10natin mag-aaral.
09:10Yes, lahat naman tayo.
09:11Sinuwerte lang siya, Mime,
09:12kasi nasa marangyasigurong buhay ito.
09:15O, o.
09:15Marangyabang buhay niyo.
09:16Ay, hindi po.
09:17Tama lang po.
09:18Nakakain tatlong beses
09:20ang araw.
09:21Minsan may kanin,
09:22minsan may ulam,
09:24minsan wala pareho.
09:25Pero si number two,
09:26ang ganda ng ngipin,
09:27ang puti-puti.
09:28Yes.
09:30Thank you po.
09:30Salamat.
09:31Maganda.
09:31Maganda ang ngipin niya.
09:33Eh, si number three.
09:34Bakit?
09:35Eto, parang panag.
09:37Ba't tinatalo mo si number three?
09:38Si number two palang
09:39pinag-uusapan na.
09:40Isang ngipin.
09:41Ah, sorry.
09:42Maganda naman yung ngipin
09:43ni number two.
09:44Pantay nga eh.
09:45O, pwede siyang
09:45pwede siyang mag-model
09:46ng apparel.
09:48Apparel?
09:49Gap.
09:50Gap.
09:51Pwede siyang endorser
09:52ng gap.
09:52Gap, no?
09:55Pero alam mo,
09:56uso yan.
09:57Uso siya.
09:57Ano ba si Madonna
09:59nagpapit gap pa?
10:00Nagpahiwalay ng ano?
10:01Uso ng 90s, no?
10:02At saka sa fungsoy,
10:03ano ba nangyayari
10:04dumay nagtatapikan
10:04dun sa likod na?
10:07Nagujua ang Marshall
10:08yata.
10:09Kahit sa Japan
10:10na uso yun eh.
10:10May gaping.
10:11Oo, hinihiwalay.
10:12Swerte daw sa fungsoy.
10:14Pero siya pinagdigit niya eh.
10:15Yung gitna.
10:17Yung ngipin niya
10:17parang yung bangs niya din,
10:18di ba?
10:20Digit-digit,
10:21meme.
10:22At saka cute.
10:23Nakakakuit nga
10:24yung smile mo.
10:25Oo, meme.
10:25Alam mo ba,
10:26meme,
10:26dapat ipapatanggal ko to
10:27kasasabi ng dentista,
10:28wag daw.
10:30Kasi nakakaingit na parado
10:31kasing rabbit tooth.
10:32Oo, nakakakute.
10:34Kahit yung sungki,
10:34di ba?
10:35Minsan may binabakit.
10:36Yes!
10:36Oo, may mga
10:37nagpapadentista.
10:38Paayos ng ngipin,
10:39walang problema yung ngipin.
10:41Oo, ano bang problema?
10:42Yung sikmura mo
10:43ang may problema.
10:44Kaya pag lumalabas
10:45sa bumangang,
10:46may ibang hatid
10:47na alimuom.
10:48Yung nakakabali
10:49saw-saw
10:49pag naamoy mo.
10:50Masakit sa mata,
10:51nakakaiya.
10:52Masakit yung puson mo
10:52pero hindi ka naman
10:53nawiwiwi yung ganun.
10:55Oo, om.
10:56Ano bang
10:56pinagkakaabalahan mo
10:57sa buhay?
10:58Well, meh, meh.
10:59Di ba?
11:00Wala.
11:00Kaya nagkisip ko.
11:01Okay.
11:01Pero,
11:02meron naman.
11:03Sige, ano.
11:04Make-up artist po ako.
11:06Isa siyang make-up artist.
11:08Make-up artist?
11:10Huwag kang nangingin.
11:10Ano ba sabi niya?
11:11Make-up yung kanina.
11:12Make-up.
11:12Sorry.
11:13Yung iba nagme-make-up siya,
11:14nagme-make-up.
11:15Huwag kang ano po.
11:16Tama.
11:17Yes.
11:17May parlor ka.
11:19Wala po, meme.
11:20Puniraria.
11:21Soon, meme.
11:23Sino ang gusto mo
11:24ulang make-upan
11:25kung saka-sakaan?
11:26Si Tidogi mo.
11:28Ay, grabe.
11:28Sa puniraria daw.
11:30So, taas ula ka daw.
11:33Grabe.
11:33Huwag.
11:34Parang nag-i-gray yung make-up mo ngayon.
11:38Anong gray?
11:41Extra acidic ka today, no?
11:43Oo, kasi
11:45Andrew pose yun eh.
11:47Andrew pose.
11:48Oo, di ba alam yung Andrew pose?
11:49Ano ba yung Andrew pose?
11:50Oo.
11:50Andrew eh.
11:51Pag nakapose.
11:53Maganda.
11:54Maganda.
11:54Maganda.
11:55Maganda.
11:56Andrew pose.
11:57Umahanap ka ng pangit.
11:58Tapos gano'ng Andrew pose
11:59ang tawag doon.
12:00Yung pala yung...
12:01Bakit gano'n?
12:02Bakit akong make-upan mo?
12:04Para at least,
12:05Tito Ogie,
12:05mas dumami pa yung
12:06ano sa akin magpa...
12:08Pa-makeup.
12:08Kasi celebrity.
12:09Siyempre Ogie,
12:10Alkasat doon.
12:11Tapos kakaling,
12:12nandii.
12:12Diba?
12:13Sabi mo,
12:14puniraria, diba?
12:16Galing sa parunod.
12:17Hindi,
12:18wali mo naman,
12:19pwede naman yung ano,
12:20yung makikiramay,
12:21din makinakailang.
12:22Sa puniraria,
12:23yung mga nagmay-makeup doon,
12:24hindi lang yung bangkay
12:28kasi nidadalaw.
12:29O, parang diba?
12:30Namin-makeupan yung
12:31Chenilin.
12:32Tapos sasabihin nung
12:32umiiyak.
12:34After nyan,
12:35retouch muna din.
12:37Galing dun sa ano.
12:38Yung gamit ay sponga,
12:39yun na.
12:39Yung doon papahit.
12:41Yung gano'n.
12:41Kunyari,
12:42may make-upan mo si Ogie.
12:43Lapit ka dito.
12:43Sige, lapit ka lang kami sa'yo.
12:45Okay.
12:46Harap ka dito, Ogie.
12:47Ayan.
12:47Okay.
12:48Anong, ano,
12:48anong i-enhance mo sa make-up?
12:50Anong mali sa palagay mo?
12:50Anong mali sa make-up niya ngayon?
12:58Kasi oily ako,
12:59kaya kami.
13:00Mag-grey-grey po,
13:01gano'n.
13:02Sabi sa'yo,
13:02mag-grey ka ngayon,
13:03na medyo paayulit dito, Ogie.
13:05Diyos ko.
13:06Sabihin mo,
13:06pag nahihilo ka na, ha?
13:08Oo.
13:08Sabihin mo,
13:09bang, ayusin mo to.
13:10Yun ang make-up artist.
13:11Oo, diba?
13:12Pero,
13:12all in all naman po,
13:14pwede na to.
13:15Pwede na.
13:16Pero,
13:17anong magandang
13:17facial feature
13:18ni Ogie Alcacid?
13:21Um,
13:22smile po ng konti.
13:23Oo.
13:24Magandang smile,
13:25aminin mo?
13:26Yes, oo.
13:26Magandang smile
13:27pag ganyan po siya.
13:28Tapos,
13:28medyo straight lang po
13:29yung buhok.
13:30Ayan.
13:30Teka lang po, ha?
13:32Oo.
13:32Ay, ako,
13:33huwag mag-guluhin mo.
13:33Oo.
13:35Ay, pasabot!
13:37Ganda.
13:37Gami, yes.
13:38Wala ka na mag-ginawa,
13:39pasabot.
13:40Hindi ako,
13:40naka-smile po.
13:41Ah, yes.
13:42Smile,
13:42tapos medyo.
13:43Ayan, ayan.
13:44Yan yung ano,
13:45naka-smile.
13:45O, tingnan naman,
13:46pag nakapikit naman,
13:46pag nakapikit.
13:47Pag nakapikit, yan.
13:48Ay, bakit nakapikit?
13:49Pag pinibiging ka pa talaga
13:51nakapikit,
13:51pag nilalagay na eyeshadow,
13:53subukan mo pag pa-eyeshadow
13:54na nakadilat,
13:55yung eyeball mo magiging blue.
13:57Ah, ganun ba yun?
13:57Pag nagpapamikap
13:58yung ganyan lalala,
13:59nakapikit talaga.
14:00Pipikit ka muna talaga dun eh.
14:01Pikit.
14:02Ayan, pikit mo.
14:02Ay, ayan.
14:03Di ba?
14:04Hindi masyado nakakalungkot.
14:05Bakit?
14:06Bakit nakakalungkot?
14:07Bukan masaya naman siya.
14:09Masaya siya sa buhay.
14:11Ha?
14:11Hindi nga nakakalungkot
14:13kasi pag pumikit ka,
14:13makikita mo,
14:14ay, konting eyeshadow
14:15lang kailangan ito
14:16masyadong kasayado sa make-up.
14:18Pero si Ogie,
14:19kasi hindi niya talaga
14:19kailangan ng makapal na make-up.
14:21Yeah.
14:21Maganda ang mukha niya.
14:22At saka,
14:23very youthful talaga.
14:24Oo,
14:25nung bata.
14:26Di ba?
14:27Mukhang bata.
14:28Hindi mo iisipin
14:29inabutan niya
14:29nakapagbasa pa ito
14:30ng La Solidaridad.
14:32Yes,
14:33mene.
14:34Oo,
14:34bagay sa bagay.
14:35Di ba?
14:35Yung huling edition
14:36ng La Solidaridad,
14:37nabasa mo pa?
14:38Akala ko,
14:38ngayon nasagot kahapon.
14:40Ay, hindi.
14:40Di ba?
14:41Kalayaan ng sagot kahapon.
14:43Di ba?
14:43Ang galing.
14:44Ikaw,
14:44nagpa-makeup ka ba sa,
14:45ikaw nag-makeup sa sarili mo?
14:47Ah,
14:47meron po akong make-up artist
14:48ngayon po
14:49kasi pagod na ako,
14:50mene.
14:50Hindi ko na kaya
14:51make-upin yung sarili mo.
14:51Akala ko,
14:52kasi kahit kao mismo,
14:53hindi mo kaya yung sarili mo.
14:55Maganda yung eyeshadow mo.
14:56Yes,
14:57mene.
14:57Thank you so much po
14:58sa make-up artist ko.
14:59Yung lip gloss mo maganda.
14:59Para akong kumain
15:00ang isa't kalahating kilo
15:01ng liyempo.
15:03Maganda yung ganyan.
15:12Yes, mene.
15:13Ah, yes po, mene.
15:14Pagmamalaki ko yan.
15:15Ha?
15:16Nandito ba siya?
15:16Nandito o lumabas din.
15:18Um, actually,
15:18mene.
15:19Boyfriend number one.
15:21Actually, mene,
15:22hindi ko siya sinama
15:23kasi sabi ko,
15:24ayokong may stress.
15:25Kasi,
15:26dyan ka muna sa bahay,
15:27panoodin mo na lang ako
15:27sa live.
15:29Ganyan.
15:29Yung boyfriend niya
15:29hindi sumama din.
15:30Bakit ko yan?
15:31Nag-audition din.
15:32Ah, sumama din?
15:33I don't know.
15:35Habang nakasalang yung jowa niya,
15:36nag-audition sa labas.
15:38Nagyayari yan.
15:38Okay.
15:38Good luck sa inyong tatlo, ha?
15:40Ganyan niya, sumagot.
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