00:04I'm not going to die!
00:06You're not going to die!
00:08You're not going to die!
00:09You're not going to die!
00:10Sorry, Kuya.
00:12I thought we were going to go to Ebay.
00:15What's that, Kuya?
00:16Andy!
00:17He's the one who's in the house!
00:18I'm not going to die!
00:19What?
00:21I'm not going to die!
00:26Sorry, I'm gonna get you to the house.
00:31I'm not going to die!
00:35Sorry,
00:37but you don't need to do that with me, Ebay.
00:40You're a good guy?
00:42You're a good guy!
00:45Sorry, I'm not going to die.
00:49Ah,
00:51Ebay,
00:52if you want me, I'm just going to die.
00:54You're a good guy?
00:55No, I'm not going to die, Kuya.
00:57I'm a brother.
00:59I'm a good guy.
01:01I'm not going to die!
01:04I'm sorry!
01:05Ebay, how are you?
01:07Have you thought about this problem
01:10to solve this problem?
01:11I'm not going to die.
01:13How are you?
01:15I'm not going to die.
01:16I'm not going to die.
01:17I'm not going to die.
01:21I'm not going to die.
01:21It's a problem, Ebay.
01:24You're not going to die too much.
01:27I'm only going to die.
01:29I'm really going to die too.
01:31You're going to die.
01:32You know what?
01:32You're not going to die.
01:33I think,
01:34all of you have got to do it.
01:37You're not going to die too.
01:40I'm going to die.
01:42You're ready to die.
01:43Nothing!
01:44It's fair and fair!
01:46I'm just going to die.
01:47It's going to die too.
01:49They're going to die.
01:51They're already still there.
01:52They're still there, they're still there, they're still there.
01:55That's the problem for us today.
01:58It's a big problem!
01:59How are you?
02:00Oh, Julian! Sorry!
02:03Sorry!
02:16What's that?
02:17Ano?
02:20Ayan!
02:21Sinasabi ko eh, yun yung sinasabi ko.
02:22Exacto, yan mismo.
02:24Masyado ko kasing malapit sa mga lalaki eh.
02:26Dapat konteng distansya.
02:30Gano ba kalayo gusto mo?
02:32Atras ka, atras ka.
02:34Ganito.
02:37More!
02:38More!
02:39Dagdagan mo pa! Layo ka pa!
02:42Ganito ba?
02:44Meron pa din, pari eh.
02:45Kunti pa!
02:46Kunti pa!
02:47Kunti pa pwede!
02:48Ano?
02:49Konting ano pa!
02:50Ayan!
02:50Ayan!
02:51Ayan!
02:51Ayan!
02:52Ayan!
02:53Ayan!
02:53Ayan!
02:54Ayan!
02:59Ayan!
02:59Julian!
03:00Ang daming tao sa labas!
03:02Galit ka-galit kay Eva!
03:04Ayan!
03:05Ayan!
03:05Ayan!
03:06Ayan!
03:09Ayan!
03:09Julian!
03:10Palayasin mo yung babae na yan!
03:12Palayasin mo yan!
03:13Palayasin mo yan!
03:14Palayasin mo!
03:14Matapos mo!
03:17Matapos mo!
03:18Matapos mo!
03:18Matapos mo!
03:18Palayasin mo yung Julian!
03:19Alay!
03:20Alay!
03:20Alay!
03:21Turing!
03:21Ayan yun eh!
03:26Daliwa!
03:27Ano bang problema?
03:29Palayasin mo yung babae na yan!
03:30Dahil kung hindi, susunugin namin yan!
03:34Teka lang homiesis!
03:35Huwag naman tayong biolente!
03:37Bakit ko ba kayo galit na galit?
03:40Alika rito!
03:41Pagmasdan mo!
03:42Tignan mo!
03:44Anong ginawa ng babae na yan sa mga kasawa namin!
03:47Ano eh!
03:48Diba?
03:49Susunugin!
03:50Susunugin!
03:53Susunugin!
03:53Susunugin!
03:55Susunugin!
03:56Susunugin!
03:57Susunugin!
03:58Susunugin!
04:00Susunugin!
04:01Susunugin!
04:01Susunugin!
04:02Susunugin!
04:02Susunugin!
04:03Susunugin!
04:04Susunugin!
04:04Susunugin!
04:04Susunugin!
04:05Susunugin!
04:05Susunugin!
04:07Bago nyo ko isiisihan lahat kay Eva,
04:10baka ako, gusto nyo muna tanungin yung mga mister niyo.
04:13Mama!
04:14Bakit ba?
04:16E kitang kita naman o!
04:17Nakita nyo,
04:18binago yung gupit ng asama mo!
04:20Lopok!
04:21Mahalo!
04:22Pati niya ka!
04:23Sige boss!
04:24Tinginan mo!
04:26Eva!
04:27Sabra ka naman!
04:28Bakit mo namang binabi yung mukha nito?
04:30Ha?
04:31Ah, excuse me ah, ang pinabi po, yung gupet, tama.
04:36At least ah, maliwanag.
04:39Eh, alam nyo mga sir, eh baka ako kailangan nyong tignan kung may kasalanan na rin po kayo.
04:46Alam nyo naman pong hindi marunong maggupit itong si Eva eh.
04:49Pero nagpagupit pa rin po kayo.
04:50Tama! Tama, diba?
04:52Eh, ginaya ko lang naman itong si Ega eh.
04:54Ginaya ko rin itong si Eno lang aton.
04:56Eh, kasi nakita ko si Eva, ginaya ko niya rin.
04:59Ah, excuse me, excuse me!
05:03Narinig ko yung pangalan ko.
05:05Alam nyo, ginaya ko lang ito si Julian.
05:07Eh, ikaw naman pala eh Julian ang pasimbung muno nito eh.
05:12Ako?
05:13Eh, hindi ba ikaw ako na nagpagupit?
05:15Eh, ikaw pala ang promotor.
05:17Ang pala ang promotor eh.
05:18Teka muna, teka muna, okay?
05:20Ito yung totoong nangyari.
05:22Okay, makinig kayo.
05:24Ah, ako yung nagpumilit kay Julian na gupitan siya.
05:28Okay, kasi para hindi na siya lumayo,
05:30kaya naisip ko na ako na lang yung gumawa para sa kanya.
05:33Pero yung mga mister nyo ate ah, hindi ko yan pinilit.
05:36Hindi talaga.
05:37Oh!
05:37Oh!
05:39Ayun!
05:41Tinamaan ka na magaling!
05:42Uwi!
05:43Ayun!
05:44Ayun!
05:45Ayun!
05:46Ayun!
05:49Ayun!
05:49Ayun!
05:50Ayun!
05:50Ayun!
05:50Ayun!
05:51Ayun!
05:51Ayun!
05:52Ayun!
05:53Ayun!
05:53Okay na.
05:56Julian, uuwi na rin ako ah.
05:59Kasi hanggat na nandito ako, maraming lalaki yung nagugulo.
06:04Ang.
06:04Eh, para tahimik yung lugar nyo.
06:06Ayun!
06:06Ako na lang yung aales.
06:08Eva!
06:10Medyo gabi na eh.
06:11Ihatid na kita.
06:13Ah.
06:14Salamat ah.
06:15Joey!
06:16Ah?
06:17Samahan mo ako.
06:18Ayusin natin yung gamit ko.
06:19Okay?
06:20Si, si.
06:21Oo.
06:23Bye-bye.
06:23Samahan mo ito, Joey.
06:24Naku, hindi.
06:24Naku, teka.
06:26Naku!
06:26Yung shop!
06:27Si Pam na mag-isa doon!
06:30Naku, Mike!
06:30Andi, tayo na!
06:31Mauna na tayo na!
06:32Julian, mauna na kami!
06:33Sige!
06:34Sige!
06:34Sige, boss!
06:36Ingat!
06:36Ingat kayo!
06:37Grabe yun, pare!
06:39Huw!
06:39Grabe pangyayari yun!
06:41Nagrabe rin yung diskarte mo, ha?
06:43You're the best!
06:45E-ha!
06:46Talaga siya ingatid, pare!
06:47You're the best for life!
06:49Alam mo, pare,
06:51ikaw talaga yung idol ko.
06:55Masyado ako na stress dun sa guloki na Julian.
06:58At least, Kuya, ngayon,
07:01makakapag-relax ka na.
07:02Diba?
07:03Oo, tapos ka na lang, boss.
07:04Eh, nasaan ba si Pam?
07:06Hindi ka na lang, boss.
07:07Abad!
07:08Huwag!
07:09Ha?
07:10Dumating ko talaga kayo!
07:12Papad mo ako sinisigaw ang boss mo ko?
07:14At bakit ka naman nagbawala?
07:17Kasi nag-away kami ng jowa ko.
07:20Nagpati na kami, nag-away na naman!
07:22Pam!
07:22Ito ka lang, linawi na...
07:23Bakit ba kayo nag-away ng jowa mo?
07:26Dahil sa pulbo!
07:28Pulbo?
07:30Pulbo?
07:31Pulbo?
07:32Ang bababaw niya!
07:32Anak, yung mga child!
07:34Ay naku, Andy!
07:35Boss!
07:36Kunin mo nga yun sa drawer ko doon!
07:38Kunin mo doon!
07:39Hindi, boss!
07:39Ang dami ko niyan!
07:40Okay, boss! Pam!
07:41Excuse Pam, ha!
07:42Pukuli ko yung pulbo dito!
07:43Kasi ito!
07:44Nagpupulbo ka rin?
07:45Oo naman!
07:46Okay, boss!
07:48Boyfriend mo!
07:48Bakit bumila to?
07:49Oo nga pa!
07:51Alam mo pa, parlo mo, wala yung stress ng boyfriend mo!
07:54Dalhin mo siya sa massage parlol
07:56para marilaks siya!
07:57Tama!
07:58Ano yung parlol?
07:59Alam mo ikaw talaga!
08:00Alam mo ikaw talaga!
08:01Ikaw makasala ko lang!
08:02Alam!
08:05Alam!
08:06Alam!
08:07Alam!
08:07Alam!
08:08Alam!
08:08More tawa, more saya!
08:16More tawa, more saya!
08:18Woo!
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