00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30...the world's sexiest cover model...
00:32...Dash McMan!
00:35You do know you're not Dash, right?
00:37Dash is a character I made up.
00:39Dash!
00:39Oh, my God.
00:42Oh, crap.
00:45Miss Sage, I enjoyed your book about the lost city,
00:48and I believe you're the one who can help me find its treasure.
00:53I have to respectfully decline.
00:55I'm afraid I must insist.
01:00Unchain me!
01:01That's her seat belt.
01:04Loretta Sage is missing.
01:06I'm gonna rescue her.
01:07I just want her to think of me as more than a cover model.
01:10Let's start living dangerously.
01:12Alan?
01:13What are you doing here?
01:14We're here to save you.
01:15I'm certified CPR.
01:16I'm certified CrossFit.
01:18I have snacks.
01:19Off to them!
01:22This is like your book.
01:23We're on a Love, More, and Dash adventure right now.
01:24I'm gonna help you out a little bit.
01:25Let's go.
01:26What are you doing? Don't do that?
01:27Oh, God.
01:28Get out of there.
01:28This is not a romance novel.
01:30Jungles eat people like us.
01:31Hey! What is that?
01:32Get it off!
01:32Please!
01:33I can feel them sucking my soul.
01:35It feels like there's more.
01:39Holy mother of God.
01:40It's just sucking on my butt like a big ol' Jamba Jesus.
01:44We're so close.
01:45I could actually find the lost city.
01:49If I don't get to this island,
01:50my friend and her cover models are going to die.
01:53I am driving.
01:54Oh, oh, oh!
01:56Oh!
01:57Oh!
01:58Oh!
02:10Toretta Sage, I'm getting you out of here.
02:12Why are you so messin'?
02:13My dad was the weatherman.
02:15Hey, whoa!
02:16She doesn't need saving in there.
02:17Okay.
02:18What are you doing in there?
02:30I'm getting resting for you.
02:32I'm going to arrange for you.
02:39So, if I do everything,
02:39I did.
02:40What you were collecting for here and why,
02:40I don't test.
02:40Thanks.
02:40Merci.
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