00:00An old man was fishing when he suddenly heard a voice,
00:03Take me out.
00:04He looked around, but there was no one nearby.
00:06The old man thought his ears were playing tricks on him,
00:09but then he heard the voice again,
00:10Take me out.
00:11He looked toward the water and saw a frog
00:14with its head above the surface speaking.
00:16He asked,
00:17Was it you speaking in a human voice?
00:19The frog replied,
00:21Yes, take me out, then kiss me,
00:22and I will turn into the most beautiful woman in the world.
00:25People will envy you because your wife will be unbelievably beautiful.
00:28The old man picked the frog out of the water,
00:31put it into his pocket,
00:32and went back to watching his fishing line.
00:34The frog said in surprise,
00:36Didn't you hear me?
00:37If you kiss me,
00:38I'll become the most beautiful woman in the world and be your wife.
00:41The old man smiled, adjusted his glasses,
00:44straightened his hat,
00:45and delivered these legendary words,
00:48I'd rather have a talking frog
00:50than a wife who turns my brain into mashed potatoes.
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