00:00I'm going to leave yous with one final piece of advice.
00:05And my advice is, never trust the super-rich.
00:11What's the first thing they do when they get rich?
00:14They buy a yacht.
00:16Ever been in a yacht?
00:17It's like being in a two-star hotel on fucking roller skates.
00:21The only reason anyone would want to own a yacht
00:25is so that they can abduct children.
00:29I mean, sail them into international waters,
00:32fuck them, and dispose of their bodies.
00:37And that's what everyone who owns a yacht is doing.
00:43OK?
00:44Is doing.
00:46I don't care who it is.
00:48J.K. Rowling.
00:56I have to say, for legal reasons,
00:58that J.K. Rowling is not fucking and killing children
01:04in international waters.
01:07To the best of my knowledge.
01:12That's what's happening out there.
01:13Sea levels aren't rising.
01:20It's just the weight of dead, fucked kids.
01:29The sea isn't even salty.
01:41Do you know, there are now hotels for the super-rich
01:44that are so exclusive
01:45that when you phone down and ask for an extra pillow,
01:49that's actually a code word.
01:51It's actually a code word for a prostitute.
01:53Imagine that, you phone down, you ask for an extra pillow.
01:56And a prostitute turns up.
01:59Now you have two prostitutes.
02:04And only one pillow to smother them with.
02:11Let's hear it one time for all you lovely, hard-working staff.
02:13Thank you!
02:14Let's hear it!
02:14Let's hear it one time.
