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Someone took a bite out of a table
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00:04Hello ghouls and ghoulinas. I'm Ruby, your host for tonight of...
00:12Chunks is really... Is that final?
00:15It's...
00:21Welcome aboard Utopia Airlines.
00:24Please direct your attention to the safety instructions.
00:27Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
00:29Ask yourself, is this it?
00:31Should I do everything I needed to do?
00:33Should I do everything I wanted to do?
00:38Wow, that is a nice table, man.
00:42Was a nice table, sorry.
00:44You know, I'm something of a table fan myself.
00:46With things like this, it's better to just pretend that they're not happening.
00:50The Office of Tomorrow!
00:53Rise and shine!
00:56Life's dealt your employees a bad head.
01:00How about a nice smile?
01:02Spiffing!
01:03This is Poker Night at the Pleasure Trove.
01:06It's a star-studded game tonight with rap legend, Scary the Dangerous.
01:10What's Gucci, muck?
01:11This is Crypto Gucci. It is a type of toy that you feed cryptocurrency.
01:30So you're from another planet?
01:33Well, from another galaxy, actually.
01:35Make a mistake. Right now, just make one.
01:38Look at this. Ten followers.
01:40You know, if it doesn't work, they'll learn something.
01:43It's not going to work, though.
01:45And you're all going to die.
01:55What, that's it?
01:56I don't get it.
01:57Exactly.
01:58The End
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