00:00Yo, you gotta try my new MetaQuest Ultra HD 4k VR headset
00:04Bro, I don't do all that VR shit, bro
00:06Bro, it's like real life. Just try it
00:09Oh my goodness, bro
00:13Massage simulator. Alright, bro. Say less
00:17Whoa, this is actually kind of fire
00:20Yeah, oh, whoa, Rosalinda, what are you doing?
00:24Oh god, oh god, don't stop
00:27Don't... What's happening, bro?
00:33Rosalinda, I know we've only known each other for a short time now
00:37But I want it to last forever
00:39It's been two minutes! Two!
00:42She said yes! She said yes!
00:46And what? You don't think I'm tired? You don't think I'm stressed out?
00:50But I show up to work seven days a week
00:53Eight hours a day
00:55Busting my ass
00:57To provide for you!
01:00She's not real, bro!
01:02Just log out!
01:04Gosh, Rosalinda
01:08You know I'm sorry about her earlier
01:10You know I didn't mean any of that
01:13I love you
01:14I love you
01:15Can you forgive me?
01:29It's a boy!
01:31Did you hear that, baby? It's a boy!
01:33It's a boy!
01:36We should name him Meta
01:38Yeah
01:39Do you like that?
01:40Meta?
01:42Come on, hold him
01:45Honey, I'm home!
01:47What the hell?!
01:48What's Ronaldo doing here?!
01:51You said he was just a friend!
01:53No!
01:55No!
01:56No!
01:58You think you have called the police on me, bitch?!
02:03She did this to me!
02:04Brethren, did this to me!
02:06Brethren!
02:08What happened?
02:13She was my everything
02:14She was a PNG file!
02:16With a Brazilian accent!
02:18Don't talk about her like that!
02:19What?!
02:22We had two kids
02:24Where are they?
02:28With her
02:31In the cloud
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