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Aired (July 12, 2026): Kalalaki mong tao, galit ka sa bading?
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Catch the latest episodes of 'Bubble Gang' Sundays at 6:10 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Paolo Contis, Chariz Solomon, Kokoy de Santos, Analyn Barro, Buboy Villar, EA Guzman, Matt Lozano, and Cheska Fausto. #BubbleGang #BBLGANG
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00:00More Tawa, More Saya!
00:02We decided to make the chat to see...
00:25KAYO!
00:26Oh, walang fertile pag-personal ah! Baka hindi ka makilala!
00:47Nagjogging ako kanina, limang kilometro ang natakbo ko.
00:51KAYO!
00:53Nagjogging ka ba talaga o hinabol ka lang ng aso?
01:11Ang hirap lumabas ng bahay, minsan mainit, minsan bumabagyo.
01:15KAYO!
01:17Ang dami mong reklamo! Ayaw mo na magtrabaho?
01:34Huw!
01:34Huw! Dinalahan ako ng food ni Crush!
01:36Kinilig ako!
01:38KAYO!
01:40Huwag mong personalin! Dineliver lang yung order mo!
01:43Huw!
01:55Huw!
01:57Huw!
01:57Huw!
01:58Huw!
01:59Huw!
02:00Huw!
02:00Huw!
02:00Huw!
02:00Huw!
02:01Di ka abot niya?
02:03Huw!
02:05Yung Gym Instructor, may crush yata sa akin..
02:09KAYO!
02:10Crush ka talaga? Gusto ka lang papayatin.
02:28Huuuy!
02:29Dahil sa traffic, nalate ako kanina!
02:34Lumang dahilan na yan! Gumising ka na na maaga!
02:41Huuuy!
02:43Lahat kayo dyan, bibigyan namin kayo ng maraming dahilan para humagalpak ng tawa ngayong gabi.
02:48Mamaya, makikilala nyo na yung siga na galit sa mga bading.
02:53Huuuy!
02:53Hindi kami kusura kung paano nang ilaladlad sa...
02:56Anong ilaladlad? Anong ilaladlad?
02:58Bakit sinasabi mo ilaladlad? Sino maglaladlad?
03:00Sino maglaladlad?
03:01Hindi na, ilalatag, ilalatag, hindi ilalatag.
03:04Huuuy!
03:05Welcome natin mga kasama na sa kulitan, Andrea Torres!
03:10Huuuy!
03:11Samahan nyo kami hanggang mamaya dito sa Pambansang Comedy Show ng Pilipinas.
03:15This is...
03:17Babo Dance!
03:42Ayan sa isang UNCONFIRMED REPORT!
03:45May bago ro'n na panuhalang batas na pwede nang impeach sa pwesto ang inyong legal na asawa.
03:50At karugtong nito, ay pwede rin tawagin ng mga kabit na joa pro-temporary.
03:54Para naman sa showbiz chismis, narito si Ia Parampara.
04:06Sa showbiz chismis, may kumakalat sa mga marites na may ilang politiko daw na nawalan ng work
04:14na gustong mag-apply bilang artista.
04:17At agad namang kinumpirma ito ni Direk Djamate dahil sa Senado pa lang daw ay wino-workshop na niya ang
04:24mga ito.
04:25At yan ang latest na balita, mga mahal namin.
04:29Taga Panginig!
04:44O kay sarap ng aking buhay
04:50Nung tayo'y may pag-ibig na tunay
04:56Tanging ikaw, bibigay ng kulay
05:02Sana'y ding na dating kay lumbay
05:07Ngunit mula ng ika'y nagbago
05:13Sinaktan mo itong puso ko
05:19Ang lagi mong gamit na sipilyo
05:25Ay gamit ko rin
05:31Panlinis ng banyo
05:46Yo!
05:47Panika!
05:48Deserve ko to.
05:50Pero pagdating naman sa agipitan,
05:52friend,
05:53pero muna
05:55Ikaw ha?
05:57Magandang araw mga tagapanood
05:59Andito tayo ngayon sa isang edisyon ng
06:01Abrrrresimo!
06:03Ako si Milba Angil
06:04At ngayong araw
06:05Aangilan natin isang karumaldungal na krimen
06:07Nabalitaan ko
06:08Na dito sa lugar na ito
06:09Mayroon ng iskam
06:09Walang ginawa kundi
06:11Mangutang na mangutang
06:12Lahat na yata
06:12Ng tao dito sa lugar na ito
06:13Ay nautangan nga
06:14Kausapin at lahat
06:16Magandang araw mga kaibigan
06:18Aan ito nabalitaan ko
06:19Nang may skammer dito
06:19Kayo ba yung mga na-scam?
06:21Ah
06:21Sino kong skammer sir?
06:23Yung utang-mang-utang, ha?
06:25Natao, inuutangan!
06:26Lahat daw kayo dito, nautangan na, pero hindi na babayad!
06:28Sino yan?
06:29Iko pa yan?
06:29Ah, si Mando!
06:31Si Mando?
06:33Mando!
06:33Ha?
06:34Pangalam pa lang, ma'am Durugas na!
06:36Asan yung Mando na yan?
06:37Ha? Bakit yung hinahayaang mang-utang yan, mang-utang?
06:39Sir, tapa ko kayo.
06:42Pati ako, inutangan din nun eh.
06:44Eh, okay lang naman ho, kasi alam ko, kailangan din eh.
06:47Oo nga, sir.
06:48Kailangan!
06:49Sir, ako rin ho, actually, inutangan niya rin ako.
06:52Pero okay lang ho yun, kasi kapos-nakaposu talaga yung tao na yun.
06:55Oo nga ba?
06:56Ako din po inutangan niya, pero kasi wala naman po kasi talaga siyang pera.
07:00Kaya okay lang.
07:01Ha?
07:02Ha? Kayo? Kayo?
07:03Nautangan din ba kayo?
07:04Hindi nyo ba naihintit yung ginawa sa inyo?
07:06Mangagboko!
07:06Ha? Lahat kayo naisnam!
07:08At sisingilin natin siya!
07:09Dito sa agrrrrrrrrrrrroo!
07:11Silo!
07:12Ha?
07:13Kailangan maningin yan!
07:14Ha?
07:14Sisingilin ko yung hayop na yan.
07:15Asan? Asan niya mamahalan?
07:16Ha?
07:16Eh, sir, sa amin okay na ho, kasi okay lang naman kahit di siya magbayad.
07:20Kasi dawa talaga kami sa kaninyo.
07:22Oo, sir, tsaka tulong na ho namin sa kanina yun.
07:24Huwag nyo lang akong alalanin.
07:25Okay lang ho!
07:26Hindi maaari.
07:27Ha?
07:27Kinaa-abuso niya kayo?
07:28Hindi pwede yan!
07:29Ah, hindi, sir.
07:29Sir, you know, it's hard to talk.
07:32So when you meet us,
07:33we're hungry.
07:34It's better to talk.
07:36It's better to talk.
07:37You're not ready to talk to yourself.
07:39You're not allowed to talk to yourself.
07:40You're not ready to talk to yourself.
07:42You're not ready to talk to yourself.
07:43Are you going to talk to yourself?
07:45Sir, I'm going to talk to you.
07:48Hey, Mando!
07:49Hey!
07:49Is it your Mando?
07:52Say, go ahead and talk to yourself.
07:53Sir, I'll be right back, sir.
07:56It's fun to get you here.
07:59I need money.
08:02My son is in hospital at home.
08:06My job is now on my job.
08:09I have left one for what I was doing.
08:11I need money.
08:13I'm hungry!
08:14My family is hungry!
08:16My son is so happy!
08:17My husband is so happy!
08:19It's hard for me, sir!
08:21I have a hungry food!
08:23Sir!
08:24I'm hungry, sir.
08:25What's up, sir?
08:28What's up, sir?
08:29Sir!
08:30You can't hear him?
08:31You can't hear him?
08:32Okay, okay.
08:35Don't go, don't go.
08:37Don't go.
08:37Don't go, don't go.
08:38Don't go, don't go.
08:39Here, here, here.
08:42Here, here, here.
08:43$1000,000, please go for the food.
08:45You're a little kid, please go for the family.
08:48Then, when you get your family on, don't go.
08:50Go for it, don't go for it.
08:51Bo?
08:53Is that okay sir?
08:54Thank you sir.
08:55Is it a lot of money?
08:56No.
08:57No, I'm not a help.
08:58I'm not a help.
08:59I'm coming to my help.
09:00We'll help you.
09:02We'll help you.
09:04I'll call you.
09:05I'll call you.
09:06You know?
09:07It's always a call,
09:08you need to call me the hospital.
09:09Just call me the hospital.
09:11Why should you call me?
09:12Why should you?
09:13Sir, what are you doing?
09:15What's up?
09:16I don't want to talk about my wife.
09:18I don't want to call my wife..
09:21Ha?
09:22What happened?
09:22I watched
09:23my family!
09:26What happened?
09:27I watched my family!
09:28Hi!
09:28And my young boy!
09:32This is my cute mom!
09:33I watched my friends' trips!
09:34monthly...
09:37Just wait?
09:41Where's your girl?!
09:43What's your girl?!
09:51Oh, well.
09:52The story happened as well.
09:53Huh?
09:54Man, here's the story.
09:56Put it on.
09:58Oh.
09:59Oh, what are you talking about?
10:00Oh.
10:01There you go.
10:03Then, wait a second.
10:05Well, in your seat the room.
10:07You're listening to the police.
10:08We're doing this for the laundry, for the help of you.
10:10All right.
10:12Hey, hey.
10:12Why do you want me to help me?
10:15Oh, man.
10:16Come on.
10:16Sir, give me a bit of advice.
10:18Kira!
10:19Jack! Jack! Jack!
10:20Mga makapobre kayo!
10:22Hindi nyo nakikita ko kailangan ng tulong ng tao!
10:24Kung na-demonyo kayo, hayan nyo kami!
10:26Ganito kami! Nagtutulongan kami!
10:28Dito sa agrrrrrrrrrra-sibo!
10:30Kayo talaga mga demonyo!
10:31Pag-escape kayo!
10:35Ako si Bobong Matalino?
10:49At ito ang suggestion ko!
10:50Tutal, away ng away ang mga senador!
10:55Para mas masaya laban!
10:57Sa susunod na eleksyon,
10:59ang iboto natin ay puro...
11:03Kusinero!
11:04Ano sa tingin nyo?
11:06Di ba okay yun?
11:13Oops! Wait lang!
11:15Bago ka magpatuloy,
11:17Nakasubscribe ka na ba sa yulol?
11:19Nako!
11:19Kung hindi pa,
11:20mag-subscribe ka na
11:21for more kapuso
11:22comedy contents.
11:24One click lang yan!
11:33Suliap lamang mula sa iyong sinta,
11:38Araw mo ay labis gumaganda,
11:43Ngunit kapag ikay binigunihan,
11:49Lagyan mo siya ng sile sa mata!
11:54Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
12:01-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
12:03-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
12:03-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
12:03-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
12:10-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
12:17you know, you know.
12:18You're not alone.
12:20I recall that it's not a bad thing.
12:22You're not a bad thing.
12:25I'm sure you're not able to hear it.
12:26I think that's how we can say it.
12:28I think it's a bad thing.
12:33You're also a bad thing.
12:34Remember, Elmer?
12:36You're a bad thing.
12:39Yes, you're a bad thing.
12:41If you don't mind, you're a bad thing.
12:44That's it!
12:49Baldo!
12:49Baldo!
12:50Oh!
12:51Musta?
12:52Musta?
12:53Ayoko musta!
12:55Para nalungkot nyo!
12:56Nakalaya na nga ako, malungkot kayo!
12:59Tapos ninyo malako yayakapin?
13:00Ay!
13:01Kakapin nyo ako!
13:02Kakapin nyo ako!
13:03Ha?
13:04Ba't parang natatakot ko yung makap?
13:06Kakapin mo ako!
13:08Ha?
13:08Baldo!
13:09Ikaw aling natin!
13:10Kakapin mo ako!
13:11Kakapin mo ako!
13:11Sarap mo nga ito!
13:13Kakapin mo ako sa atin!
13:14Sige!
13:15Ayan!
13:15Upo ko mga na Baldo!
13:16Thank you!
13:17Ibirap tayo dyan ha!
13:18Eh, pizza namin ako!
13:20Napasarap yung pizza namin!
13:21Masarap to?
13:22Oo!
13:22Tingmam mo nga!
13:23Busog na ako!
13:24Busog na ako!
13:25Oo nga pala!
13:26Nabalitaan ko ha!
13:28Balapit na eleksyon ng barangay ha!
13:30Tatampo naman ako sa inyo!
13:31Ba't wala sa inyo naalala na ikandidato ko bilang kagawad!
13:35Alam mo, pangarap ko yun, di ba?
13:36Ay!
13:37Sorry pare!
13:38Medyo siyempre hindi ko na naisip na isama
13:40Kasi medyo nagaalanganin kami!
13:42Ano yun?
13:42Ano yun?
13:43Teka!
13:43May sabi mo?
13:44Nagaalanganin?
13:46Oo!
13:48Pinaparinggan mo ba ako?
13:49Ay!
13:49Ha?
13:50Hindi!
13:51Hindi!
13:51Hindi!
13:51Hindi!
13:52Hindi!
13:53Hindi lang namin alam paano, alam mo yun?
13:55Paano, hindi kami sure kung paano namin ilaladlad sa...
13:57Anong ilaladlad?
13:58Anong ilaladlad?
13:59Ha?
14:00Bakit siya saan mo ilaladlad?
14:01Sino maglaladlad?
14:02Sino maglaladlad?
14:03Hindi!
14:03Ilalatag!
14:05Ilalatag!
14:05Ayan!
14:07Lilinawin mo kasi!
14:08Bando kasi hindi namin pwedeng itago yung background mo eh!
14:11Oo!
14:11Alam mo eh baka magkaroon ng backlash!
14:14Ano?
14:15Anong backlash?
14:16Ha?
14:17Tinatawa mo kung backlash?
14:18Hindi!
14:18Hindi!
14:20Hindi!
14:20Anong backlash?
14:22Hindi!
14:23Anong backlash?
14:24Ah!
14:26Nandali!
14:27Hindi naman nandil!
14:28Ang ibig kasi sabihin ni ano ni...
14:30Paring ano pa ka ano mo?
14:31Jun!
14:31Paring Jun!
14:32Ibig kasi sabihin, siyempre kailangan alam ng mga tao yung background mo?
14:36Oo!
14:36Yung background!
14:37Parang namin i-showcase yun eh!
14:39Anong show?
14:40Kanina baka lang si Yoshoke?
14:41Ha?
14:41Hindi!
14:42Talaga pinakiinig ko, pinamanangan niyo ko eh!
14:44Hindi!
14:44Pinakiinig talaga ako doon!
14:46Pampira kayo!
14:47Pampira kayo!
14:47Pampira kayo!
14:48Pampira kayo!
14:48Pampira kayo!
14:50Pampira kayo!
14:52Sensya na ako ilayta eh!
14:53Kasi sa kabilang kanto ako binaba eh!
14:55Anong binaba eh!
14:56Ha?
14:56Pati ikaw!
14:57Ay nga pinakay siya sabi ko!
14:58Abay!
14:59Abay!
14:59Hindi!
14:59Anong gay!
15:01Sino gay!
15:01Takay!
15:02Pati na ba?
15:03Pati na ba?
15:05Alas lang na ba?
15:07Ay!
15:07Kanya na nangyari si Tom?
15:08Sam!
15:10Maupo ka!
15:12Saka na ha!
15:13Diyar ang gagagulo!
15:14Okay.
15:15Maupo kayo!
15:16Ano mo kayo?
15:16Sige, sige.
15:17Alam mo si Yon.
15:18Ah.
15:19Ano ba ang kailangan mo?
15:21Ah!
15:22Hindi nangiram sana ako ng baking powder.
15:25Becky!
15:25What are you doing?
15:27I'm not going to call you Becky, who are you?
15:29You're just going to call me Becky.
15:33You're going to leave me?
15:35What are you doing now?
15:37Who am I?
15:39No, no, no!
15:45No, no!
15:46You're going to call me, I'm not going to call you.
15:48We're not going to call you guys.
15:48We're not going to call you.
15:49What do you call?
15:50No, no!
15:53There's a lot of money, I'm just gonna get into the money.
15:59Yo!
16:01You, you, really?
16:03You can't lose your price price right away.
16:05But you're not working.
16:09You, huh?
16:18I'm Bobo Matalino.
16:19And this is my suggestion.
16:23It's good if there's a small amount for the majority and minority in the Senado.
16:30It's exciting to watch.
16:32It's going to be a part of our members.
16:36What do you think?
16:38Are you okay?
16:44It's still a little bit.
16:50But I feel like this one.
16:51It's here.
16:53Tignan mo nga, girl.
16:54Wait, it's Lulu.
16:55Hi, Lulu!
16:56Hello!
16:57Oh, hi, girls!
16:59How are you?
17:00Good!
17:01How are you?
17:03May bisita ka?
17:04Ah, yes, girls.
17:07Ito nga pala yung bago kong manliligaw.
17:10Si Jerry.
17:12Jerry, these are my friends.
17:15Maya at si Mia.
17:17Oh, hello!
17:18Hello!
17:19Short ka, hindi ka AI.
17:20Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
17:21But, totoo ba?
17:23Na nililigawa mo si Lulu?
17:25Oo.
17:26Totoo yun!
17:29Ano?
17:30Tanaga ba?
17:31Oo naman.
17:32Ano kayo, girls?
17:34Ano kayo, girls?
18:01Gustong-gustong-gustong mo ako.
18:03Oo.
18:04Ito yun.
18:05Lagang naniligaw ko sa kanya
18:06at gustong-gustong ko siya.
18:09Oo, diba?
18:10Sabi ko sa inyo, eh.
18:11As ni Jerry, sabihin mo,
18:14seryoso ka sa'kin.
18:17Oo.
18:18Seryosong-seryoso ako sa kanya.
18:19Oo?
18:21Sabihin mo, true love mo ako nalil.
18:24True love nalil.
18:25Oo, true love ko siya.
18:27Hmm.
18:28That's all, Giselle.
18:30Wala ko masabi.
18:31I'm flabbergasted.
18:33Yes, copy paste.
18:34Ako din.
18:35Oo.
18:35Oo.
18:36Alam mo, Jerry,
18:37baka may gagawin ka pa.
18:40Mauna ka na muna,
18:41tapos balik ka nalang later.
18:44Sige.
18:46Pagbalik ko pa mamaya,
18:47sasagutin mo na ako.
18:48Oo.
18:49Ano pa yun?
18:53Di pa ako sure, eh.
18:56Sagutin mo na ako
18:57para makuha ko na yung malihtang
18:59pinangako mo sa akin.
19:00Sige na.
19:01Ano yung malihtang?
19:03Ano yung malihtang?
19:03Ah, hindi na ako.
19:04Uwag siya sa'yong maleta.
19:05Hindi.
19:06Malilet siya.
19:07Maleta.
19:07Hindi sabi yun eh.
19:08Maleta yun eh.
19:09O.
19:10Jerry!
19:11Jerry!
19:12Jerry!
19:13Maay!
19:14Maay!
19:14Lulo ka talaga!
19:19Yo!
19:20Bumabosis ka sa social media.
19:22Pero pabigat na sa pamilya.
19:24Ikaw ah.
19:46Ooy!
19:48Ay ma'am!
19:49Ma'am!
19:51Bakit po?
19:53Bakit po?
19:54Kabago-bago mo lang dito?
19:56Puro pagtulog-tulog yung ina-atupag mo?
19:58Gusto ko masisanti agad?
19:59Ay ma'am!
20:00Magda mam po mam.
20:01Ma'am!
20:01Oh, eh.
20:03Ma'am, may pakinabag naman po yung pagtulog ko eh.
20:05May pakinabag naman po.
20:06Wala kang paksinaba.
20:08Kutulog ko ng tulog.
20:09Wala kang nagagawang trabaho dito sa bahay.
20:10Di ba?
20:12Oh.
20:13Ma.
20:14Hindi nyo na naitatanong.
20:16Meron po akong super power.
20:19Napapanaginipan ko po kapag merong masamang mangyayari.
20:23Hmm?
20:24Ako pa pinag-learno?
20:26Hindi po ma'am.
20:27Sa katunayan nga po eh.
20:28Napanaginipan ko po na meron dalawang akatbahay na pupunta ngayon.
20:32May dalasan ng mga kutsinyo ma'am.
20:34At ako lang ang makakapigil sa kanila.
20:37Ano mo ikaw?
20:38Pangatawanan mo yung mga sinasako?
20:41Hindi, mas ka na?
20:42Wala kayo sakin ma'am.
20:44Ano?
20:45Tulog ko!
20:46Ay!
20:47Ay!
20:47Tula!
20:48Tula!
20:49Stoy!
20:50Huwag kayong maiyaya.
20:51Kung di iyayariin namin kayo.
20:54Ha?
20:54Ani? Ani?
20:55Bantahin mo yan ha?
20:56Hindi ka sakuha ano yung pwedeng makakuha dito.
20:58Pangbala rito!
21:00Anugugin mo ha!
21:01Oo!
21:02Oo!
21:05Dahil nagkatotoo yung panaginip mo, isa yung sabi mo?
21:08Ay, sabi ko sa inyo, mami!
21:11Oo.
21:11Eh di sige na.
21:12Pigilan mo na. Pigilan mo na yan.
21:14Ay mam, hindi ko po alam kung paano.
21:16Hindi mo alam.
21:17Sabi mo sa panaginip mo, di ba?
21:18Na ikaw na makakapigil sa kanila.
21:20Oo, babay.
21:21Hindi po ako mabot dun sa parte kung saan alam ko kung paano ako sila mamipigilan.
21:24Ay, bakit hindi?
21:25Ay kinisigin niyo ako namin. Kasalanan niyo ito eh.
21:29Sandali ba? Matutubog ulit ako.
21:31Ah, kabay niyo ako.
21:32Pagod na ba?
21:34Ano na yan?
21:35Ano na yan?
21:36Ano na yan?
21:36Ano na yun?
21:37Dai, okay na ba?
21:39Dai?
21:47Ako...
21:49Ako si Bobong Matalino. At ito ang suggestion ko.
21:54Tutal!
21:55Lagi naman kumakalat ang mga balitang parang totoo pero fake news.
22:00Bakit kaya hindi natin subukan magpakalat ng fake news?
22:07Pero totoo.
22:09Ano sa tingin niyo?
22:12Di ba okay yun?
22:18Uy!
22:19Nanunood ka pala eh.
22:20E di magsubscribe ka na rin sa ULOL for more Kapuso Comedy Content.
22:24One click lang yan.
22:31Sir!
22:33O?
22:33Yes.
22:34Pwede mong makita yung lisensya at saka Orsiar?
22:37Okay, okay. Sige.
22:38Go-comply naman ako.
22:40Walaan naman ako tinatago eh.
22:41O, Orsiar.
22:45Mukhang nagmamadali kayo sir ha.
22:46Saan mo ba alakad natin?
22:49Grabe naman yung tanong nyo.
22:50Ba't kaya tanong nyo?
22:52Parang tingin nyo tatakasan ko kayo?
22:54Ha?
22:54Yung basta sabi nyo?
22:56Ang tatakasan ko kayo?
22:57Naman na kayo tatakasan ha?
22:59Sir, hindi naman oo sa ganon.
23:00Yung isang convenience store kasi dito sa kabilang parangay.
23:03O.
23:04E na hold up.
23:05O.
23:05Kaya meron nung kaming follow up operation.
23:07O eh, ano naman.
23:07Ba't sinasabi nyo sa akin nyo?
23:09Pinaparinggan nyo ako?
23:10Pinaparinggan nyo ako?
23:10Ganun ba ginagawa nyo?
23:12Ipaparinig kayo eh.
23:12Hindi sir.
23:13Pinapalam lang nyo namin.
23:14Para next time magdobli ingat kayo.
23:17Mr. Eric de Leon.
23:18O ba't kailangan sabihin mo na malakas yan?
23:21Makaaraming...
23:21Pinag...
23:22Hindi ko kinalaan nyo yata?
23:23Pinasa ko lang sir.
23:24Hindi, hindi ganun ang tono mo eh.
23:25Bakit?
23:26Toro kigaling ako sa barangay
23:27na pinangyarihan nung hold up
23:28nung convenience store.
23:29Pag bibintangan nyo na ako,
23:31pinagbibintakan nyo na ako,
23:32nire-reactan nyo na eh.
23:33Tapos kah...
23:33Dahil kanina, mabilis ako.
23:34Ano?
23:35Paparahin nyo ako.
23:36Kokornerin nyo ako.
23:36Hindi tama yung ginagawa nyo.
23:38Sir, sir, teka lang ha.
23:39Bakit magkayo ba yung pangalan nyo sa licensa
23:42tsaka sa reyestro?
23:43Oh!
23:43Ano sinasabi mo?
23:44Hindi akin to motor?
23:45Naninakaw ko lang to
23:46sa lalaki na blue
23:47para makatakas ako.
23:48Tapos ano susunod nyo yung gagawin?
23:49Che-check na itong compartment
23:50para makikita ko
23:51nandito yung barel
23:52na ginamit ko sa bango hold up.
23:54Ha? Ganun?
23:54Sir, sir, sir.
23:55Relax na po.
23:56Pasensya na po, sir.
23:57Pasensya na rin eh.
23:58Nakakainit ng ulo yung nasabi nyo eh.
24:00Kung okay na kayo dyan,
24:01sige na, alis na ako.
24:02Sir, sandali lang.
24:03Last na lang ha.
24:03Pwede mo bang makikita yung compartment ninyo?
24:06Hindi pwede.
24:07Ako po.
24:08Andito yung barel,
24:08hindi ko ba naitatapon eh.
24:10Sige na, alis na ako.
24:11Pasasan mo!
24:12Pasasan mo!
24:12Pasasan mo!
24:13Bakit?
24:14Bakit?
24:14Sandali, huy!
24:15Huwag ka lang ganyan!
24:16Huwag lang ganyan!
24:16Teka!
24:17Sandali!
24:18Magpapaliwasan niya ko!
24:31Leroy!
24:31Ang lero,
24:34Sinta!
24:38Ang buko ng paghaya!
24:47Ang buko ng paghaya!
24:50Ang buko ng paghaya!
24:53Ang talagal talay!
25:00Busla si Sila ng bungang pagdating sa d uncomal pagdating sa dung batos.
25:23Oh
25:35Mamil at nungka yung huminga
25:37Nakakatulong po yan
25:45Uba ng bang, ano?
25:48Not to school
25:49Not to school, kailangan
25:51Ah
25:52Ay! Ah, hello po
25:54Ah, good afternoon po ma'am
25:56Nagaanap po ba kayo ng bagong bag
25:58para kay Junior, para siya pasokan?
25:59Ito po, ang mahalang i-offer ko sa inyo
26:02Pila kabago namin bag, napakatibay po nito
26:05Medyo, feeling po kailangan ng
26:06matinding baglito ni Junior, ha?
26:08Hindi, ah, sabitin yung tingin lang kami
26:10Thank you, ha?
26:12I don't know, pero hindi nyo po kasi nakikita
26:14kung gaano katibay itong bag na to, no?
26:16Ah, pagkwita to, ah
26:17Excuse, ah
26:19Ayan, kita nyo po ma'am, ha?
26:21Kahit ilang paso pa niya, kahit hampas hampasin pa ni Junior yan
26:24hindi masisya
26:24Ay, dahiga natin yan, ah
26:25Oh, oh, oh, kita nyo?
26:30Nauna pang masira yung walis kesa dun sa bag
26:33Ano? Kunin ko na? Kunin nyo na?
26:35Ine, three to work na? Okay na, thank you
26:37Ah, hindi, ah, hindi
26:39Para lang alam nyo, no?
26:40Iba talaga yung tibay nito, eh
26:41Kaya, gusto kong magkuhan ninyo
26:43Kasi medyo nasa, medyo plus size
26:45So, anak ko yun, eh, talaga natin, ano eh
26:47Ah, matibay na bag, ah, tiyan na nyo, ha?
26:49Okay, pagsabay nyo pa yan
26:51Oh, oh, kita nyo?
26:52Oh, oh, kita nyo?
26:55Nasira na yung sapatos ko, yung syuelas, oh
26:57Naghiwalay na, pero yung bag buo pa rin
27:00Ito, oh, tiyan na nyo, kumuli kayo
27:02Ah, ayan
27:03Ebo bang, ah
27:04Si, bubo
27:06Matibay nung fly
27:08Hindi, hindi pa rin?
27:09Sorry
27:09Tiga, graphing, hindi kayo bako beja, wait ah
27:12Kaya mo, gusto ko talaga
27:13Ay, ayan, ayan
27:15Ayan, kita nyo na po, ah
27:16Medyo matibay nyo pa rin
27:25Matibay nung ano mo to?
27:27Teka, teka, teka na!
27:28Oh, ano?
27:29Okay, oo, kunin ka na?
27:31Iyon mo, kumuli na yung mag
27:32Ayan, i-prepare ko na po, ah
27:33Ay, hindi yan
27:34Alin?
27:34Itong pali
27:35Ha?
27:36No, anak
27:38Hindi to basta-basta gaganong kapag ulan sa sigun
27:41Gusto mo to?
27:42Ito, ito, ito, ito
27:44Kunin na namin to
27:45Please, kunin na namin to kayo
27:48Yo!
27:50Sabi mo, magkakapi lang tayo
27:52Pero bakit may pag-alok ng
27:547,000 mo
27:55Gagawin nating negosyo
27:58Ikaw, ah
28:02Okay, here we are
28:04Welcome to my BNB Uconet
28:07Ayan
28:07Ayan
28:08Ito yung key kalina ko iiwan
28:09Ay, sa akin na lang po
28:10Ayan
28:11So, kung may problema
28:14Kung may kailangan kayo
28:16Nandito lang ako sa tabi niyong unit
28:18Ha?
28:18Magpunta lang kayo sa akin
28:19Huwag sabi lang kayo
28:20Huwag kayong mahihiyak
28:21Okay
28:22Okay
28:22Thank you, Paul
28:24Enjoy your time
28:25Enjoy your staycation
28:26Ha?
28:27Thank you, Paul
28:28Thank you, Paul
28:29Thank you, Paul
28:29Bye-bye
28:32Oh, girls
28:33Ang ganda, no?
28:34Yes, ang linis
28:35Tsaka, mabait yung host natin, ano?
28:37At buti na lang talaga
28:39At nasa kabilang unit lang siya
28:40Baka sakaling mag-problema tayo
28:42Madali siyang tawagin, no?
28:44Alam mo, oo nga
28:45Buti na lang ito yung binok mo
28:46Yes
28:47Tsaka, alam mo ba kung bakit maganda dito?
28:50Kasi meron malapit na restaurant
28:52Diyan lang sa nabok
28:53Oh, talaga?
28:54Oo, mamaya po diyan natin
28:56Alam mo na
28:57Ay, ay, ay
28:58Wait lang, girls
28:59Ako na, ako na
29:00Ako na
29:01Wow
29:03Ah, kamusta kayo?
29:05Comfortable naman?
29:06Yes, yes
29:07Super, super
29:08Okay, okay, okay, okay
29:10Ah, kung may kailangan kayo
29:12Kung may problema
29:12Nandiyan lang ako sa kabilang unit
29:14Ah, ako kayo mahihiyam magsabi
29:16Ah, sure
29:16Okay, mama
29:18Thank you, thank you
29:21Wow
29:22Alam mo
29:23Nabi siya, no?
29:24Kakarating pala natin
29:25Tapos na-check na agad niya tayo
29:27Oo nga, sis
29:29Diba?
29:30Tsaka, masikaso talaga siya
29:32Parang may caring na ugali talaga siya
29:34Totoo, alam mo
29:35At dahil dyan, ha
29:37Bibigyan natin siya ng
29:39Mataas na review
29:40Correct
29:40Yan, gore
29:41Sobrang satisfied ako sa kanya
29:43Ay
29:44Wait lang
29:45Teka, teka
29:45Ako na ito, sis
29:46Wait lang, wait lang
29:48Hello
29:49Check ko lang yung remote ng TV
29:51Eh, lalagyan ko ng batik
29:54Ah, okay
29:55Ay, ayan, meron naman
29:57Oo
29:58Yung aircon, malamig naman
29:59Ano?
30:00Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes
30:01Malamig naman
30:02Ah, yung halaman pala hindi ko pa nakadilitan
30:05Ay, ah, ma'am, ma'am
30:06Huwag na po kami na po yung magdidilig
30:08Ah, ma'am
30:09Yes, kami na yan
30:10It's okay
30:11Okay naman
30:12Okay, okay, okay, okay
30:14Ah, basta kung may problema
30:15May kailangan kayo
30:16Nandiyan lang ako sa kabilang unit
30:18Ah, ma'am, ma'am
30:19Ah, okay
30:20Okay
30:20Okay
30:21Thank you, ma'am
30:22Thank you, ma'am
30:23Thank you, ma'am
30:23Thank you, ma'am
30:25Bye-bye
30:25Bye-bye
30:28Girls
30:29Napansin nyo ba?
30:31Mukha naman siyang mabait
30:32Pero parang sumusobra na yata, no?
30:34Pasok siya ng pasok dito
30:36Palagi may chine-check
30:37Gusto pa ang diligan yung halaman na yan
30:39Diba?
30:40Eh, baka naman sinisigurado lang niya
30:42na maayos yung stay natin
30:44Siyempre negosyo niya ito, diba?
30:46Well, may point ka dun, actually
30:49Pero, bahala na nga
30:51Umayon natin isipin
30:52Mag-shower mo na ako
30:53Sige
30:53Oh, sige, naliko
30:55Go
30:55Go lang
30:56Go lang
30:57Go lang
30:58Ado ba yung CR, diba?
30:59Oh, yan, go lang
31:00Let's go
31:03Hi
31:05Ay!
31:06Ay!
31:07Uy! Sorry!
31:08Ah, sini-check ko lang kasi yung water heater niya
31:11kung gumagana
31:11Okay naman?
31:12Be hot water naman?
31:14Okay naman?
31:15Missa, kasi hindi gumagana
31:16Wait lang!
31:18Paano ako nakapasok dyan?
31:20Ah!
31:20Naku, ganito talaga ako, Miss
31:22Lagi akong may paraan
31:23Kasi gusto ko talaga
31:24Satisfied ang client
31:25Okay?
31:27Okay
31:27Basta kung may problema kayo
31:29Okay
31:30May kailangan kayo na sa kabilang unit lang ako
31:32Sige!
31:32Magsabi lang kayo, okay?
31:34Okay?
31:34Bye!
31:35Thank you!
31:36Sis
31:38Grabe yun
31:39Diba?
31:40Nagulat ako dun
31:41Sabi ko naman sa inyo, diba?
31:43Nakapaka weird
31:44Ang weird, diba?
31:45Magdarlay na lang siyang sumusulpot eh
31:47Ang maaalam eh, pero
31:49Alam mo?
31:50Danto na lang
31:51Mag-rest na lang muna tayo
31:52Ako mag-unpack na lang ako ng mga dar
31:54Oh, sige, sige, sige
31:55Dito eh
31:56Okay, sige, sige
31:57Okay, sige, sis
31:58Okay, naman lang tayo
32:02Hello
32:02Ay, kinakula akong lalinisan ko itong closet
32:05na paglalagay niyo ng gamit
32:07Oo
32:09Paano ako napasok dyan?
32:10Diba sabi ko nga sa inyo, lagi akong may paraan
32:13Kasi priority ko ang satisfaction ng client
32:16Oo, basta pang may kailangan kayo
32:18May problema magsabi lang kayo, ha?
32:21Okay?
32:21Okay
32:22Sige, bye-bye
32:24Sige po
32:25Bye-bye
32:26Kasi kung ano ba tayo sabi ng cookie?
32:28Girls
32:28Grabe na talaga to, ano?
32:31Parang hindi na yata maganda to, girls
32:34Super weird siya, ano?
32:35Parang super creepy
32:36O nga, alam nyo guys, ha?
32:38Umalis na tayo dito
32:39Baka kung anong gawin ng ho sa atin
32:41Talaga tayo lang sa tayo
32:42Ay, wait, wait, wait
32:43Kaya alam mo, bayad muna tayo
32:45Para wala siya masabi sa atin
32:46Tapos umalis na tayo
32:47Asa yung tao na
32:47Correct
32:48Super scared ako gano'n
32:49O, sige, sige, ano pa naman talaga
32:50transfer na lang ako sa tayo ng bayas
32:51Taran na baka maabutan mo tayo
32:53Uli na kayo, uli na kayo
32:59Uli na kayo!
32:59Bakit niya maaayos?
33:00Hindi niya ba nagustuhan tong unit?
33:04Nasaan yung friend namin?
33:06Ah, wala na siya
33:07Di ba kagaya nga nung sinabi ko kanina
33:09Lagi akong may paraan
33:11Okay?
33:12Okay
33:20E bago tayo mag-goodbye
33:22Mag-thank you muna tayo kay Andrea
33:23Sa pagbisita sa amin
33:24Thank you
33:25Thank you!
33:26Thank you!
33:27Thank you guys!
33:28Namiss kang amin
33:29Isang Hawaii, kamusta yung Hawaii?
33:31Nice!
33:32Masaya!
33:38Anyway, more tao mo asaya ulit sa susunod
33:41Dito lang sa pagbansang comedy show ng Pilipinas
33:43This is
33:45Bubblegast!
33:57Selfie!
34:03Yeah!
34:04It's all right now!
34:04Okay!
34:06Like good at announce Bob!
34:15Thank you!
34:15So?
34:16Take care?
34:20Take care dammit
34:27I don't know, I don't know.
34:31Yo!
34:32Paneika, deserve ko to.
34:34Pero kung dating naman sa gipitan,
34:36friend, mayroong muna.
34:39Sobra, sobra.
34:39Sumabrasa na ba yung maskin yung teti ko na makita?
34:42Nats!
34:43Basta dito sa pintuan na to!
34:48Sisiglan
34:51ang sanga
34:54Ay, sorry. Ano yun, bobo?
34:58Yung!
35:00Yung!
35:00Yung!
35:01Yung!
35:02Yung!
35:03Yung!
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