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00:34Hello, I'm Darren Day.
00:35Welcome to a collection of my favourite nursery rhymes.
00:38Have a sing-along with me if you want, and here's the first one, the one and only Humpty Dumpty.
00:45Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
00:51All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again.
01:02Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow.
01:05And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
01:09It followed her to school one day, that was against the rule.
01:13It made the children laugh and play to see a lamb at school.
01:17And so the teacher turned it out, but still it lingered near.
01:22And waited patiently about till Mary did appear.
01:26Why does the lamb love Mary? So the eager children cry.
01:29Why Mary loves the lamb, you know, the teacher did reply.
01:44Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross
01:47To see a fine lady upon a white horse
01:51With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes
01:54She shall have music wherever she goes
02:04Ring-o-ring-o-roses, a pocket full of hoses
02:07A tissue, a tissue, we all fall down
02:19Simple Simon met a pie-man going to the fair
02:23Says Simple Simon to the pie-man
02:26Let me taste your ware
02:28Says the pie-man to Simple Simon
02:31Show me first your penny
02:33Says Simple Simon to the pie-man
02:36Indeed I have not any
02:38Simple Simon went to fishing for to catch a whale
02:43All the water he had got was in his mother's pail
02:47Simple Simon went to look at plums
02:51Crew on a thistle
02:52He bricked his fingers very much
02:55Which made for Simon whistles
02:57He went for water in a sieve
03:00But soon it all fell through
03:02And now for Simple Simon
03:05I'll bid you all adieu
03:19Ba, ba, black sheep, have you any war?
03:23Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full
03:27One for the master and one for the dame
03:31One for the little boy who lives down the lane
03:36One for the little boy who lives down the road
03:38One for the little boy who lives down the road
03:58We Her probably need toMPL
04:04My little babby
04:06Dance to your daddy
04:07My little lamb
04:08You shall have a fishy
04:10On a little fishy
04:11You shall have a fishy
04:12When the boat comes in
04:21Who killed Cock Robin?
04:24I said the sparrow
04:25With my bow and arrow
04:26I killed Cock Robin
04:28Who saw him die?
04:30I said the fly
04:31With my little eye
04:33I saw him die
04:36Who caught his blood?
04:37I said the fish
04:38With my little dish
04:40I caught his blood
04:43Who'll make the shroud?
04:45I said the beetle
04:46With my thread and needle
04:48I'll make the shroud
04:50Who'll dig his grave?
04:52I said the owl
04:54With my pick and shovel
04:55I'll dig his grave
04:57Who'll be the parson?
04:59I said the rope
05:00With my little book
05:02I'll be the parson
05:05Who'll be the clerk?
05:07I said the lark
05:08If it's not in the dark
05:10I'll be the clerk
05:13Who'll carry the link?
05:14I said the linnit
05:15I'll fetch it in a minute
05:17I'll carry the link
05:19Who'll be chief mourner?
05:21I said the dove
05:22I mourn for my love
05:24I'll be chief mourner
05:27Who'll carry the coffin?
05:28I said the kite
05:30If it's not through the night
05:32I'll carry the coffin
05:34Who'll bear the paw?
05:36We said the wren
05:37Both the cock and the hen
05:39We'll bear the paw
05:45Who'll sing a psalm?
05:46I said the thrush
05:48And she sat in a bush
05:50I'll sing a psalm
05:52Who'll toll the bell?
05:53I said the bull
05:55Because I can pull
05:56I'll toll the bell
05:58All the birds of the air
06:00Fell a-singing and sobbing
06:03When they heard the bell toll
06:04The poor cock robbing
06:24Hey, good little
06:26The cat and the fiddle
06:28The cow jumped over the moon
06:31The little dog loved to see
06:34Such fun
06:35And the dish ran away
06:37With the spoon
06:48I saw a ship a-sailing
06:51A-sailing on the sea
06:52And oh, but it was laden
06:55With pretty things for thee
06:56There were comforts in the cabin
06:59And apples in the wood
07:00The sails were made of silk
07:03And the moss were made of gold
07:06The four and twenty sailors
07:08That stood between the decks
07:09Were four and twenty five mice
07:12With chains about their necks
07:13The captain was a duck
07:15With a packet on his back
07:17And when the ship began to move
07:20The captain said quack quack
07:29Dr. Foster went to Gloucester
07:31In a shower of rain
07:34He stepped in a puddle
07:36Right up to his middle
07:38And never went there again
07:43This little piggy went to market
07:47This little piggy stayed at home
07:49This little piggy had roast beef
07:53This little piggy had none
07:55And this little piggy cried
07:57Whee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee
08:03-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee
08:04-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee
08:09-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee-Wee
08:26Wrapping up the window, crying through the lot.
08:29Are the children all in bed?
08:31For now, it's eight o'clock.
08:50Pussycat, pussycat, where have you been?
08:53I've been to London to look at the queen.
08:59Pussycat, pussycat, what did you there?
09:03I frightened a little mouse under the chair.
09:50Pussycat, pussycat, where have you been?
09:54Here comes a candle to light you to bed.
09:59Here comes a chopper to chop off your head.
10:04Pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat,
10:20pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat,
10:20pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat,
10:21pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat, pussycat,
10:43There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile
10:49He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked style
10:55He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse
11:01And they all lived together in a little crooked house
11:20Hot crossbugs, hot crossbugs
11:24One a penny, two a penny, hot crossbugs
11:28If your daughters do not like them, give them to your sons
11:33But if you haven't any of these pretty little dogs
11:37You cannot do better than to eat them for yourselves
12:01Three brine mice, three brine mice
12:05See how they run, see how they run
12:09They all run after the farmer's wife
12:11Who cut up their tails with a carbon knife
12:13Did you ever see such a thing in your life as three blind mice?
12:25If all the seas were one sea, what a great sea that would be
12:30If all the trees were one tree, what a great tree that would be
12:34And if all the axes were one axe, what a great axe that would be
12:39And if all the men were one man, what a great man that would be
12:44And if the great man took the great axe and cut down the great tree
12:49And let it fall into the great sea, what a splish splash that would be
13:06What's our little boys made of?
13:09What's our little boys made of?
13:13Foxy snails and puppy dogs' tails
13:16That's what boys are made of
13:20What's our little girls made of?
13:23What's our little girls made of?
13:27Sugar and spice and all that's nice
13:30That's what girls are made of
13:46Little Tommy Tucker
13:48Sings for his supper
13:50What shall we give him?
13:52White bread and butter
13:54How shall he cut it without a knife?
13:57How will he be married without a wife?
14:12Yankee Doodle came to town
14:14Riding on a pony
14:16Stuck a feather in his cap and called it macaroni
14:28This is the cat that ate the malt that lay in the house that Jack built
14:38This is the cat that killed the rat that ate the malt that lay in the house that Jack built
14:44This is the dog that worried the cat, that killed the rat, that ate the malt, that lay in the
14:48house, that Jack built
14:50This is the cow with a crumpled horn, that tossed the dog, that worried the cat, that killed the rat,
14:55that ate the malt, that lay in the house, that Jack built
14:59This is the maiden, all forlorn, that milked the cow with a crumpled horn, that tossed the dog, that worried
15:04the cat, that killed the rat, that ate the malt, that lay in the house, that Jack built
15:09This is the man, all tattered and torn That kissed the maiden, all forlorn
15:13That milked the cow with the crumpled horn That tossed the dog, that worried the cat
15:17That killed the rat, that ate the mob That lay in the house that Jack built
15:21This is the priest, all shaven and shorn That married the man, all tattered and torn
15:25That kissed the maiden, all forlorn That milked the cow with the crumpled horn
15:29That tossed the dog, that worried the cat That killed the rat, that ate the mob
15:33That lay in the house that Jack built
15:36This is the cock that crowed in the morn
15:38That woke the priest all shaven and shorn
15:40That married the man all tattered and torn
15:42That kissed the maiden all forlorn
15:44That milked the cow with the crumpled horn
15:46That tossed the dog, that worried the cat
15:48That killed the rat, that ate the malt
15:50That lay in the house that Jack built
15:52This is the farmer sowing his corn
15:54That kept the cock that crowed in the morn
15:56That woke the priest all shaven and shorn
15:58That married the man all tattered and torn
16:00That kissed the maiden all forlorn
16:02That milked the cow with the crumpled horn
16:04That tossed the dog, that worried the cat, that killed the rat
16:07That ate the malt, that lay in the house, that Jack built
16:33Sing a song of sixpence, a pocket full of rye
16:37Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie
16:41When the pie was open, the birds began to sing
16:45Wasn't that a dainty dish to set before the king?
16:49The king was in his counting house, counting out his money
16:52The queen was in the parlor, eating bread and honey
16:56The maid was in the garden, hanging out the clothes
17:00Then along came a black and red, a tongue of nose
17:12Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep, who can't tell where to find them
17:17Leave them alone and they'll come home, dragging their tails behind them
17:22Little Bo Peep fell fast asleep, and dreamt she heard the bleating
17:28But when she awoke, she found it a joke, but they were still off the team
17:45Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock
17:50The clock struck one and the mouse ran down
17:56Hickory dickory dock
18:09Cocker doodle doo
18:10My dain has lost her shoe
18:13My master's lost his fiddle stick and knows not what to do
18:27Polly, put the kettle on
18:30Polly, put the kettle on
18:32Polly, put the kettle on
18:34We'll all have tea
18:36Suki, take it off again
18:39Suki, take it off again
18:41Suki, take it off again
18:43They've all gone away
18:58Pats a cake, pats a cake
19:01Baker's man
19:03Bake me a cake
19:05As fast as you can
19:07Pat it and prick it
19:10And mark it with beef
19:12And put it in the oven
19:15For baby and me
19:42Tom, he was a piper son
20:13He learnt to play when he was young
20:14Even pigs on the hide legs
20:16But after him, prats
20:17As Dolly was milking
20:18A cow won Dane
20:19Tom took his pipe
20:21And began to play
20:22So Dolly and the cow
20:23Danced a cheshire round
20:24Till the pail was broken
20:26And the milk ran on the ground
20:27We met old Dane Trot
20:28With a basket of eggs
20:30He used his pipe
20:31And she used her legs
20:32She danced about
20:33Till the eggs were all broke
20:35She began to fret
20:36But he laughed at the joke
20:37Tom saw a cross fellow
20:39Who was beating an ass
20:40Heavy laden with pots, pans, dishes and glass
20:42He took out his pipe
20:43And he played them a tune
20:45And the poor donkey's load
20:46Was lightened full soon
20:55Two legs sat upon three legs
20:58With one leg in his lap
21:00In comes four legs
21:02And runs away with one leg
21:04Up jumps two legs
21:06Catches up three legs
21:08Throws it after four legs
21:10And makes him bring one back
21:27Rock-a-bye baby
21:30Thy cradle is green
21:32Father's a noble man
21:36Mother's a queen
21:38Betty's a lady
21:40And wears a gold ring
21:43And Johnny's a drummer
21:46Who drums for the king
21:59As I was going to St. Ives
22:02I met a man with seven wives
22:06Each wife had seven sacks
22:10Each sack
22:11Had seven cats
22:13Each cat
22:14Had seven kits
22:17Kits
22:18Cats
22:18Sacks and wives
22:20How many were there
22:22Going to St. Ives?
22:29Jack be nimble
22:31Jack be quick
22:31Jack jump over the candlestick
22:43Lucy Lockett
22:45Lucy Lockett lost her pocket
22:46Kitty Fisher found it
22:48Not a penny was there in it
22:51Only ribbon round it
23:12Pease porridge hot
23:15Pease porridge hot
23:17Pease porridge cold
23:17Pease porridge in the pot
23:20Nine days old
23:22Some like it hot, some like it cold
23:27Some like it in the pot, nine days old
23:47A cat came a hiddling out of her barn
23:53With a pair of bagpipes under her arm
23:59She could sing nothing but little comfy
24:05The mouse has married the humble bee
24:11Pipe, cat, dance, mouse
24:17We'll have a wedding at our good house
24:37Handy, spandy, jack-a-dandy
24:40Loves plum cake and sugar candy
24:43He bought some at a grocer's shop
24:45And out he came
24:47Pop, pop, pop, pop
24:55Hush-a-bye, baby, on the treetop
25:00When the wind blows, the cradle will rock
25:06When the bell breaks, the cradle will fall
25:12And down will come, baby, cradle and roll
25:26There was an old woman
25:28Lived under a hill
25:31And if she's not gone
25:33She lives there still
25:49Poosie, poosie, gander
25:51With a shallow wonder
25:53Upstairs and downstairs
25:56And in my lady's chamber
25:58There I met an old man
26:00Who would not say his prayers
26:02I took him by the left leg
26:05And threw him down the stairs
26:29If all the world were paper
26:32And all the sea were ink
26:34If all the trees were bread and cheese
26:37What should we have to drink
26:50Little Miss Muffet
26:52Sucked on a tuppet
26:53Eating her curds and whey
26:55There came a big spider
26:57Who sank down beside her
26:59Who frightened Miss Muffet away
27:13Where are you going to, my pretty maid?
27:16I'm going and milking, sir
27:18She said
27:18I'm going and milking
27:21May I go with you, my pretty maid?
27:23You're kindly welcome, sir
27:25She said
27:26You're kindly welcome, sir
27:29Say, will you marry me, my pretty maid?
27:33Yes, if you please, kind sir
27:34She said
27:35Yes, if you please, kind sir
27:39What is your father, my pretty maid?
27:42My father's a farmer, sir
27:43She said
27:44My father's a farmer, sir
27:47What is your fortune, my pretty maid?
27:50My face is my fortune, sir
27:52She said
27:53My face is my fortune, sir
27:55Then I can't marry you, my pretty maid
27:58Nobody asked you, sir
28:00She said
28:00Nobody asked you, sir
28:02She said
28:15Mary, Mary, quite contrary
28:20How does your garden grow?
28:25With silver bells and purple shells
28:30And pretty maids
28:32All in a row
28:43Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper
28:46A peck of pickled pepper
28:47Peter Piper picked
28:48If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper
28:51Where's the peck of pickled pepper
28:52Peter Piper picked?
29:01Oh, the grand old chick of York
29:03He had ten thousand men
29:06He marched them up to the top of the hill
29:08And he marched them down again
29:10And when they were up, they were up
29:12And when they were down, they were down
29:14And when they were only halfway up
29:17They were neither up nor down
29:40Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
29:43To fetch her poor dog a bone
29:46But when she came there
29:47The cupboard was bare
29:48And so the poor dog had none
29:51She took a clean dish
29:53To get him some tripe
29:54But when she came back
29:55He was smoking a pipe
29:56She went to the ale house
29:58To get him some beer
29:59But when she came back
30:01The dog sat in a chair
30:02She went to the tavern
30:03For white wine and red
30:05But when she came back
30:06The dog stood on his head
30:07She went to the fruiters
30:09To buy him some fruit
30:10But when she came back
30:11He was playing the flute
30:12She went to the tailors
30:14To buy him a coat
30:15But when she came back
30:17He was riding a goat
30:18She went to the hatters
30:19To buy him a hat
30:21But when she came back
30:22He was feeding the cat
30:23She went to the barbers
30:25To buy him a wig
30:26But when she came back
30:27He was dancing a jig
30:29She went to the cobblers
30:30To buy him some shoes
30:32But when she came back
30:33He was reading the news
30:34She went to the seamstress
30:36To buy him some linen
30:37But when she came back
30:38The dog was a-spinning
30:39She went to the hosiers
30:41To buy him some hose
30:42But when she came back, he was dressed in his clothes
30:45The dame made a curtsy, the dog made a bow
30:47The dame said, you're servant, the dog said, bow well
30:59Come, let's to bed, says Sleepyhead
31:03Turry a while, says Slow
31:05Put on the pot, says GreedyGut
31:08We'll sup before we go
31:17Punch and Judy, fought for a pie
31:21Punch gave Judy a knock in the eye
31:23Says Punch to Judy, will you have any more?
31:27Says Judy to Punch, my eye is sore
31:38Seesaw Marjorie Dorr
31:40Jackie shall have a new master
31:42Jackie shall earn but a penny a day
31:45Because he can't work any faster
31:59Rubber dub dub, three men in a tub
32:02And how do you think they got there?
32:05The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker
32:08They all jumped out of a rotten potato
32:11Was enough to make a man stare
32:24One, two, buckle my shoe
32:30Three, four, knock at the door
32:36Five, six, pick up sticks
32:42Seven, eight, lay them straight
32:48Nine, ten, a big fat hen
32:54Eleven, twelve, dig and delve
33:00Thirteen, fourteen, maids a-courting
33:06Fifteen, sixteen, maids in the kitchen
33:12Seventeen, eighteen, maids in waiting
33:18Nineteen, twenty, my plate's empty
33:50The queen of hearts, she made some tots
33:53All on a summer's day
33:55The nave of hearts, she stole the tots
33:58And took them clean away
34:00The king of hearts, called for the tots
34:03And beat the navel's sword
34:05The nave of hearts, brought back the tots
34:08And bowed, he'd steal no more
34:20Two little dicky birds
34:22Sitting on a wall
34:24One named Peter
34:27One named Paul
34:30Fly away, Peter
34:33Fly away, Paul
34:35Come back, Peter
34:38Come back, Paul
34:44The cop crows in the morn
34:47To tell us to rise
34:50And he that lies late
34:52Will never be wise
34:54For early to bed
34:56And early to rise
34:59Is the way to be healthy
35:01And wealthy and wise
35:17One, two, three, four, five
35:19Once I caught a fish alive
35:21Six, seven, eight, nine, ten
35:24Then I let it go again
35:26Why did you let it go?
35:29Because it fit my finger, so
35:31Which finger did it bite?
35:34This little finger
35:35On the right
35:44Three young rats
35:46With black felt hats
35:48Three young ducks
35:50With white straw flats
35:53Three young dogs
35:54With curling tails
35:57Three young cats
35:58With demi-veils
36:00Went out to walk
36:02With two young pigs
36:03In satin vests
36:05And sorrel wigs
36:07But suddenly
36:08It chanced to rain
36:10And so they all went home again
36:20Boys and girls
36:21Come out to play
36:22The moon can shine
36:24As bright as day
36:25Leave your supper
36:26And leave your sleep
36:27And join your play
36:28Follows in the street
36:29Come with a whoop
36:30And come with a call
36:32Come with goodwill
36:33Or not at all
36:34Up the ladder
36:35And down the wall
36:36A hateman-y loaf
36:37Will serve us all
36:39You find milk
36:40Turned out by flour
36:41And we'll have a pudding
36:42In half an hour
37:04I saw three ships
37:06Come sailing by
37:07Come sailing by
37:08Come sailing by
37:11On New Year's Day in the morning
37:13And what do you think
37:15Was in them then
37:16Was in them then
37:17Was in them then
37:18And what do you think
37:19Was in them then
37:20On New Year's Day in the morning
37:22Three pretty girls
37:23Were in them then
37:24Were in them then
37:25Were in them then
37:26Three pretty girls
37:28Were in them then
37:29On New Year's Day
37:30In the morning
37:31One could whistle
37:32And one could sing
37:33And one could play
37:34On the violin
37:35Such joy there was
37:36At my wedding on New Year's Day in the morning
37:49Little boy blue, come blow your horn
37:54The sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn
37:57But where is the boy who looks after the sheep?
38:00He's under a haystack, fast asleep
38:04Will you wake him?
38:06No, not I
38:08Or if I do, it's sure to cry
38:18London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down
38:23London Bridge is falling down, my fair lady
38:28Build it up with wood and clay, wood and clay, wood and clay
38:33Build it up with wood and clay, my fair lady
38:38Wood and clay will wash away, wash away, wash away
38:44Wood and clay will wash away, my fair lady
38:48Build it up with bricks and mortar, bricks and mortar, bricks and mortar
38:54Build it up with bricks and mortar, my fair lady
38:59Bricks and mortar will not stay, bricks and mortar will not stay, my fair lady
39:09Build it up with iron and steel
39:12Iron and steel, iron and steel
39:15Build it up with iron and steel, my fair lady
39:19Iron and steel will bend and bow, bend and bow, bend and bow
39:25Iron and steel will bend and bow, my fair lady
39:30Build it up with silver and gold, my fair lady
39:40Silver and gold will be stolen away, stolen away, stolen away
39:45Silver and gold will be stolen away, my fair lady
39:50Set a man to watch all night, watch all night, watch all night
39:56Set a man to watch all night, my fair lady
40:01Suppose a man should fall asleep, fall asleep, fall asleep
40:06Suppose a man should fall asleep, my fair lady
40:11Give him a pipe to smoke all night, smoke all night, smoke all night
40:16Give him a pipe to smoke all night, my fair lady
40:35The northern doth blow, and we shall have snow
40:38And what will poor old will do then, poor thing
40:42He'll sit in the barn, and keep himself warm
40:45And hide his head under his wing, poor thing
41:05Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
41:11Jack fell down and broke his crown
41:14And Jill came tumbling after
41:18Up Jack got, and home to trot, as fast as he could caper
41:24He went to bed to mend his head with vinegar and brown paper
41:42Well, me and my friend Daisy, we enjoyed singing them. Hope you did too.
41:45If you'd like to see them all again, just rewind the tape. Bye-bye for now.
41:49Bye-bye for now.
41:49Bye-bye for now.
42:20Bye-bye for now.
42:21Bye-bye for now.
42:28Bye-bye for now.