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An affable hunter encounters a shape-shifting fox who offers him an opportunity to transform his partner into the perfect woman and in doing so take control of the natural world.
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00:00Every animal has their own peculiar interests.
00:03Cats are torturers.
00:05Dogs are degenerates.
00:06Frogs are sex pests.
00:08Magpies stick their noses in other people's business.
00:10Ah, get fucked, fox.
00:11Vulgar bird.
00:13But of all the animals, humans have the strangest interests of all.
00:16They fucked.
00:18Listen.
00:18They've been fucking.
00:19Joanna?
00:20And it's fucked. It's totally fucked.
00:21Calm down.
00:22Fuck off, Tony.
00:22They like to make themselves miserable.
00:25What's worse, they pretend as if they had no say in their own misery,
00:28with inane platitudes like, what can you do?
00:31Or worst of all, it is what it is.
00:33Told you we need to shoot that fox.
00:35No, we need to build better fences.
00:37They're too clever for that.
00:39Wait, don't.
00:41It's actually very fortunate we've met like this
00:43because I can help you solve your problem.
00:45It's a hole.
00:46A hole with powers.
00:48You can use it to change your woman.
00:50Change her into what?
00:53Did you and Nick throw Cory in a hole?
00:56Did a magpie tell you this?
00:58You're a fucking idiot.
01:00Fuck off.
01:00Look, she doesn't want you anymore, okay?
01:02She's changed!
01:03We're getting married.
01:04And our relationship is perfect.
01:07Can we just talk about this, please?
01:09No, we can't fucking talk about this.
01:11You can get the fuck out of the house.
01:13Get out!
01:13Get out!
01:14Get out of the fucking house!
01:18Woman troubles.
01:21Don't come any closer, Roland.
01:23There's pissing shit everywhere.
01:25What the fuck are you on about?
01:26It is what it is.
01:27It is what it is.
01:28It is what it is.
01:29Oh, it is what it is.
01:30Who are you?
01:31Calm down!
01:32This is beastly behavior even for Schnitzel 9.
01:35How can you think about Schnitzel after all this?
01:50You know you're quite handsome.
01:53It's all good, Nick.
01:54She got what she wanted.
01:55You got what you wanted.
01:56It's better than nothing, eh?
02:00You better not be fucking with me.
02:02That's the last thing on my mind.
02:10I don't know if you knew what's going to happen.
02:13You know what?
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