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00:00:13can I help you I'm just picking up a gift for my girlfriend that's sweet but that watch is five
00:00:20hundred thousand dollars it shouldn't be the escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters which will
00:00:25result in a plus three minus three second time inaccuracy please take it off the floor look
00:00:31I don't have time for this LVMX the largest luxury brand empire in the world just bought us
00:00:38and their mysterious owner is coming here today yeah so I heard
00:00:53surprise oh my god oh my god wow I am so sorry Mr. Dawson I I didn't realize it was
00:01:00you
00:01:00don't worry about it I dressed down today
00:01:13oh I can't see get down press the alarm
00:01:32mr. Dawson needs us
00:01:36let's go boys
00:01:38you grab the fucking bags and come with us
00:01:42yeah I don't think so
00:01:44oh we got a smart ass huh I'll give you 10 seconds before I put a bullet in that smoke
00:01:48face of yours
00:01:49can we make it five what yeah five seconds that should be enough time five four three
00:01:58you're dead kid two and enjoy prison what the
00:02:08don't fucking move get the fuck back get back right now or I'll shoot the kid
00:02:15I'm warning you
00:02:18weak spot bad wrist hairline fracture that never healed
00:02:42this one's perfect I'll take it I'd love to stay in chat but
00:02:49my coffee is here and I'm gonna be late to my first day of class
00:03:05you were born with supervision
00:03:10I know
00:03:10and with that power you created LVMX a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the
00:03:16earth
00:03:17is there a question in there somewhere
00:03:18Maple Valley is a prestigious high school best in the country but it's still just that a high school
00:03:24you don't need this
00:03:26but I do need Katie
00:03:32we've been dating long distance for forever now and I'm gonna surprise her today and finally reveal who I really
00:03:38am
00:03:38she'll be shocked
00:03:40yeah especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections to get her favorite social media
00:03:46idol
00:03:46Liv Sparks
00:03:47to transfer to this school
00:03:53Mr. Dawson
00:03:54maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion
00:03:57I can't
00:03:58I miss home room
00:04:00oh my god
00:04:00Liv Sparks is coming
00:04:03I wonder where Katie is
00:04:05oh my god
00:04:09it's Liv Sparks
00:04:18I can't believe she's at her school
00:04:20she's one of the hardest influencers in the world
00:04:24Katie will be thrilled when she needs her idol
00:04:28Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today
00:04:34hey you
00:04:35what's Sparks?
00:04:37I have a 4.0
00:04:38I drive a Mercedes Gold Wing
00:04:40and I also have 400 million followers across all my socials
00:04:45I'm Eric
00:04:47I have a 0.0
00:04:49and
00:04:50I don't drive
00:04:50although I'm
00:04:51pretty good skateboarding
00:04:53and I have
00:04:54no followers on any social media
00:04:57hey well
00:04:57you're not
00:04:58exactly what I was expecting
00:05:00but
00:05:01I guess you're my new boyfriend now
00:05:03what?
00:05:06I'm sorry
00:05:07I thought my messages were pretty clear
00:05:08having a boyfriend will be good for my image
00:05:11I mean we just need to be seen in public together a few times
00:05:15you are the fake boyfriend that we hired right?
00:05:18I think you've got the wrong guy
00:05:20I have a girlfriend
00:05:21and that watch is for her
00:05:24huh
00:05:26I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me
00:05:29I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
00:05:41oh look I am so sorry about all of this
00:05:44Liv wait
00:05:46it's okay
00:05:49you need more than a tonic
00:05:50that's not a sore throat
00:05:52you're going to die
00:05:53what?
00:05:55why would you say that to me?
00:05:56if you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes
00:05:58you will die
00:06:00uh
00:06:02promise me
00:06:02you'll go see the nurse
00:06:04okay look
00:06:05first of all
00:06:06I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial
00:06:09why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:06:12just
00:06:13promise me
00:06:14you need to go get your throat checked
00:06:19go
00:06:19now
00:06:20okay
00:06:21fine
00:06:27you're kind of weird
00:06:29go
00:06:30now
00:06:34wouldn't hurt
00:06:35tell Dr. Schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
00:06:43katie!
00:06:44katie!
00:06:50katie?
00:06:53katie!
00:06:54katie what are you doing?
00:06:55eric
00:06:56w-what are you doing here?
00:06:58i...
00:06:59wanted...
00:07:00to surprise you
00:07:01eric
00:07:01you're like my summer fling
00:07:03you can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you
00:07:06wait
00:07:07this is the poor townie boy you were slummin' with?
00:07:10jeez buddy
00:07:11did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
00:07:13who's this guy?
00:07:15this guy
00:07:17is miles pickett
00:07:18i'm a big deal around here
00:07:20bro
00:07:22aww
00:07:23this is sweet
00:07:24did you save up every last penny?
00:07:27buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend katie, huh?
00:07:31meanwhile
00:07:32hosting a party at my house
00:07:33this saturday
00:07:34to welcome live sparks to our school
00:07:36how would you like to hang out with your idol?
00:07:39really?
00:07:40yeah
00:07:47it's already been almost 10 minutes
00:07:49i can't believe i let him freak me out enough to call you here
00:07:53alright live
00:07:53see ya
00:07:54ah
00:07:55what?
00:07:59hold on
00:08:26you're lucky
00:08:27one more minute and that would've killed you
00:08:29he was right
00:08:30he was right
00:08:31but
00:08:32how?
00:08:33that's not a sore throat
00:08:34you're going to die
00:08:37i need to find that boy
00:08:40katie
00:08:42is this who you really want?
00:08:44miles got me a face time with my idol
00:08:46live sparks
00:08:48meanwhile
00:08:48you bought me a cheap knockoff watch
00:08:54she has no idea
00:08:55she has no idea that i'm the one who got live to transfer here in the first place
00:08:59miles is legit
00:09:00you're just a poverty case
00:09:02you wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass
00:09:10and this by the way
00:09:11not a knockoff
00:09:12this watch is worth more than your house
00:09:20you're hilarious buddy
00:09:21i almost want you to stick around so you can make me
00:09:25laugh more
00:09:33we're just not from the same worlds eric
00:09:40you're right
00:09:41we're not
00:09:45i really thought i knew her
00:09:53there you are
00:09:55oh my god you were right
00:09:57thank you
00:09:58how did you know that there was a spider in my throat?
00:10:01it's a little hard to explain but
00:10:03i have x-ray vision
00:10:08no really
00:10:10i was born with it
00:10:11really?
00:10:12yeah
00:10:13really
00:10:14okay
00:10:16now what color is my bra?
00:10:21a gentleman never looks
00:10:24sure
00:10:25you are so weird
00:10:28what happened with your girlfriend?
00:10:31former girlfriend
00:10:32she broke up with me
00:10:33you are so weird
00:10:40won't helping the school lose or hurt your reputation?
00:10:43i am one of the most famous teenagers in the world
00:10:45i think i'll be fine
00:10:57did your girlfriend
00:10:58did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:11:02big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriend's
00:11:05oh
00:11:05hey
00:11:07speaking of which
00:11:09i'll do it
00:11:10do what?
00:11:11i'll be your trophy boyfriend
00:11:13you look like you could use the affection
00:11:16it looks like you could use the money
00:11:18pays ten thousand
00:11:19an hour?
00:11:21it's quite a bit under what i'm used to getting paid
00:11:24but...
00:11:24in total
00:11:28look
00:11:30they're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me
00:11:34it'll be our first appearance together
00:11:37and don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff
00:11:41okay?
00:11:45your bra's red
00:11:48and...
00:11:48quite scandalous for school
00:11:52don't be late
00:11:57beat it loser
00:11:59this party's for the school's elite
00:12:00not for nerds with...
00:12:02pokemon watches, huh?
00:12:09what a squid
00:12:12what a jerk
00:12:15hey
00:12:16that was a really cool watch
00:12:18tell you what?
00:12:19do you want a trade?
00:12:21that... that's a rolex
00:12:23i like yours more
00:12:25thanks
00:12:26make sure to change the battery every six months though
00:12:32i didn't know you were so sweet
00:12:41wow
00:12:49oh... i'm... i'm sorry i'm a bit underdressed
00:12:52my order's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels
00:12:56sure...
00:12:56look i heard that the head of lvmx is gonna be here later
00:13:00yep... that would be me
00:13:01so tonight has to be perfect
00:13:04that means that if anyone messes with me
00:13:06or my boyfriend
00:13:08i will personally use my fame money and power to destroy them on a molecular level
00:13:16my publicist is calling
00:13:18here is the invite
00:13:20and purse
00:13:21see you there
00:13:28oh my god miles
00:13:30i can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the live sparks
00:13:33of course you know she's such a big influencer
00:13:36this is so cool
00:13:37i mean i'm gonna pitch her my makeup line
00:13:39and if she promotes it i'd make millions
00:13:45what the hell is he doing here
00:13:49hey buddy
00:13:52this is an exclusive party
00:13:54so you got two options
00:13:55you better either get out
00:13:57or i'll kick you out
00:14:00he looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster
00:14:05he looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap
00:14:10you're trespassing eric
00:14:12no i'm not
00:14:15i'm live sparks plus one
00:14:21wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
00:14:24the live sparks invited you?
00:14:27yep
00:14:33live sparks wouldn't allow this scam back even ten feet close to her
00:14:39he's probably a stalker
00:14:42you a stalker?
00:14:43bro?
00:14:44how would you uh...
00:14:45go in her house and find this outfit huh?
00:14:47what else do you take?
00:14:48her clothes?
00:14:49her panties huh?
00:14:54you disgusted berber!
00:14:57eric you idiot
00:14:59what do you think live is gonna do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:15:03she will crush you
00:15:05in that case you probably don't want to piss her off by like
00:15:08i don't know insulting her date
00:15:12listen up
00:15:13everyone
00:15:15get this gooner freak out of here before live sparks shows up
00:15:21make an example out of him alright?
00:15:27buddy you really don't want to do this i'm here with live
00:15:30she would never ever in a million years date a piece of human waste like you
00:15:34live wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste
00:15:38you're so delusional
00:15:40if i'm delusional then why do i have her purse
00:15:47really? you have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is live's?
00:15:50that's not just pathetic
00:15:52it's psychotic
00:15:53be careful with that
00:15:55oh why? did you uh... take up extra shifts at mickey d's to uh... be able to afford that huh?
00:16:02is live just gonna be so mad if i ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
00:16:06oh katie don't mess it up
00:16:08everyone knows that live sparks gets her purses at walmart
00:16:12don't get it dirty huh?
00:16:14i have an idea
00:16:14we should wash it
00:16:16in the toilet
00:16:23you do realize what live will do to you if you're in her purse right?
00:16:26that's not her purse
00:16:27you're not her boyfriend
00:16:29you're just some creepy poor pervert
00:16:35she's literally just outside
00:16:36you can go ask her
00:16:37i have a better idea
00:16:38this is what we think of you and your lies eric
00:16:44wait katie don't
00:16:52i tried
00:16:59where do you think you're going?
00:17:01white trash
00:17:06i think it's time live sparks sees
00:17:08the maple valley does
00:17:10when the lower class messes with her
00:17:12we put them in the toilet
00:17:13with the rest of the human waste
00:17:19last chance
00:17:20just let me go
00:17:21no
00:17:23i'm going to enjoy this
00:17:25no you really aren't
00:17:27oh shit
00:17:28and you'll see why in
00:17:30three
00:17:33two
00:17:36one
00:17:38what are you doing?
00:17:47what are you doing?
00:18:02we are just getting rid of the...
00:18:04yeah
00:18:05do you even know who that is?
00:18:30There's no way
00:18:32Leave Sparks
00:18:34Just kiss that guy
00:18:36The hot O-M-F-G
00:18:37That means
00:18:39Did I just destroy
00:18:40Liv Sparks' purse?
00:18:42Took you long enough
00:18:43Jeez, miss me much?
00:18:45Hey, there's your tongue
00:18:46In my mouth
00:18:46Oh my god, no
00:18:47This, this is impossible
00:18:49Miles, they
00:18:49They don't even know each other
00:18:52Eric, Eric
00:18:52You must have drugged her
00:18:54You must have put something
00:18:54In her drink
00:18:55Of course
00:18:56Of course
00:18:57The predator would do that
00:18:58What a creep
00:19:00Miles, do something
00:19:02You can't just let me
00:19:02Get away with that
00:19:04Oh, come on, Liv
00:19:05What are you doing?
00:19:06Getting you away
00:19:07From this poor peasant
00:19:08It's for your own good
00:19:13Oh
00:19:15Who the hell do you think
00:19:16You are to touch me?
00:19:18And
00:19:19Where is my purse?
00:19:23You're clearly drugged
00:19:24Because there's
00:19:25There's no way
00:19:26In hell
00:19:27You'd go out with this guy
00:19:29If it wasn't
00:19:30Completely obvious
00:19:31By now
00:19:32Eric, it's my date
00:19:33See, see
00:19:34That's what I'm saying
00:19:34That's impossible
00:19:36Like what?
00:19:36And who are you
00:19:37To tell me who my date is?
00:19:39And again
00:19:39Where is my purse?
00:19:42Tell that, Katie
00:19:46Say one more word
00:19:47You goon or freak
00:19:49You
00:19:50Really want to get
00:19:51Your hands off me
00:19:52Why is that?
00:19:54You haven't drugged me
00:19:55Yet
00:19:55I could destroy you
00:19:57Miles could break you
00:19:58In half, Eric
00:20:02Old shoulder fracture
00:20:04Probable lacrosse injury
00:20:05A single jab
00:20:06Will have him screaming
00:20:07On the floor
00:20:07I'm gonna make sure
00:20:09You never step foot
00:20:10In Maple Valley
00:20:11Ever again
00:20:12You hear me?
00:20:13Last chance
00:20:14Hands off
00:20:15No, I'm
00:20:16Really going to enjoy this
00:20:18You really aren't
00:20:21What the hell, son?
00:20:29Dad
00:20:36Look how mad my dad is
00:20:38You should have left
00:20:39When you had the chance
00:20:48You stupid idiot boy
00:20:52I stuck my neck out
00:20:53For you to throw this party
00:20:55Do you know what will happen
00:20:56When people find out
00:20:58That you harassed
00:20:58Liv Sparks
00:20:59In my house
00:21:01My career will be ruined
00:21:03Dad
00:21:04Look at her
00:21:05She got
00:21:05She got drugged
00:21:06I mean
00:21:06Why else would she
00:21:07Want to hang out
00:21:08With this kid?
00:21:10Does she look
00:21:11Drugged to you, boy?
00:21:14Sir
00:21:15Your son's a menace
00:21:16Him and his little girlfriend
00:21:18Destroyed my purse
00:21:19And then he tried to grab me
00:21:21And then he tried to throw
00:21:22My date out
00:21:24You will sell your car
00:21:26To pay for her purse
00:21:29It's this loser's fault
00:21:30This loser
00:21:31Is Liv Sparks' date
00:21:33And you'll treat him
00:21:34With respect
00:21:35Apologize now
00:21:36Get on your knees
00:21:38You can't make me do that
00:21:40It's either that
00:21:41Or I whip you
00:21:42In front of everyone
00:21:44Now
00:21:45Now
00:21:46Yes, sir
00:21:46Now
00:21:52Sorry for
00:21:53You know
00:21:55Really mean
00:22:00I'm sorry for
00:22:04Everything
00:22:06I'm really sorry, too
00:22:08We'll pay you for everything
00:22:09Then right you will
00:22:12Listen, bitches
00:22:14No one
00:22:15Lays a hand
00:22:16On my date
00:22:18Wait, so
00:22:19Eric really is your date?
00:22:22Found out, people
00:22:24Let's make this official
00:22:29Come on, Eric
00:22:36First of all
00:22:37I don't care how rich
00:22:39His dad is
00:22:39Miles Pickett
00:22:40Is nothing but a creep
00:22:43And second
00:22:46Eric Dawson
00:22:47Isn't just my date
00:22:48He's my boyfriend
00:22:56I should have seen the chemistry
00:22:58I should have seen the chemistry
00:22:58Between them before
00:22:59It's obvious
00:23:00Yeah
00:23:01It's official already
00:23:02Moving a little fast, aren't we?
00:23:04Shut up
00:23:06I just don't like bullies
00:23:13What the hell do you think
00:23:15You're doing?
00:23:23Liz
00:23:27I don't care
00:23:29If Samuel Pickett's son
00:23:31Is the damn antichrist
00:23:33You are not going to insult
00:23:35One of the VPs
00:23:36Of Vendis
00:23:37Especially not tonight
00:23:39When the mysterious owner
00:23:41Of their parent company
00:23:42LVMX is coming here
00:23:44She doesn't realize
00:23:45That I'm the owner
00:23:47So why don't you
00:23:49Be a good little girl
00:23:51And apologize to his son
00:23:54What?
00:23:54No way
00:23:55Actually, ma'am
00:23:57I'm sure the owner
00:23:58Will be fine with the decision to
00:23:59Boy, you said you could speak
00:24:01This nobody
00:24:02Is not going to be your boyfriend
00:24:05Okay?
00:24:06You are just a confused young child
00:24:08Who doesn't know what she's doing
00:24:11As long as you live under my roof
00:24:13So if you don't make your boyfriend
00:24:15I do
00:24:17Who is this woman?
00:24:19My publicist
00:24:20I am her mother
00:24:23Your publicist is your mom?
00:24:25Don't even get me started
00:24:26Listen, young lady
00:24:28I set you up with Timothy Vought
00:24:31So he'll be your boyfriend
00:24:33He's the number one fashion influencer
00:24:35In the world
00:24:36He's also a creep
00:24:38Who hit his last girlfriend
00:24:39Oh, that's hearsay
00:24:41Besides, do you really think
00:24:42That Vendy would want to
00:24:43Do a campaign with you
00:24:45If you weren't dating Timothy?
00:24:47He's a monster, mom
00:24:48I never agreed to this
00:24:50Now I see why Liv wanted
00:24:51A fake boyfriend
00:24:53Or girl
00:24:55Fake boyfriend or not
00:24:57No one is treating her
00:24:59Like this anymore
00:25:00Not while I'm around
00:25:09Richard
00:25:10I'm sending you over a list of items
00:25:12I want you to obtain
00:25:14As quickly as you can
00:25:15Yes, sir
00:25:16I can't wait any longer, young lady
00:25:19Why don't you just tell this dirty child
00:25:21To get the hell out
00:25:22That dirty boy is my boyfriend
00:25:32First boyfriend
00:25:41Oh, damn
00:25:42That's like Vought
00:25:44In my house
00:25:45It's one of the biggest
00:25:47MMA influencers of the world
00:25:48Such a chap
00:25:50Look at him
00:25:50Oh, my God
00:25:53I was at the gym
00:25:54When I heard this fake news
00:25:56Came over right away
00:25:57To find out for myself
00:25:58And kill anyone
00:26:00Who gets in the way
00:26:01Of my brother
00:26:02Dating Liv Sparks
00:26:07Whoa
00:26:08That dork is screwed
00:26:09Lex broke his last
00:26:11Opponent's orbital bone
00:26:12Dude's blind in one eye now
00:26:15They were really trying
00:26:16To dump my brother
00:26:17Timothy Vought
00:26:18For this sad-looking peasant
00:26:20I'm not the one
00:26:22That walked into a party
00:26:23Barefoot
00:26:24Whoa
00:26:26I did not say
00:26:27You could speak
00:26:28Do you know who I am?
00:26:30Do you know the power
00:26:31I have with my connections?
00:26:32I could end you
00:26:33Right here
00:26:34Right now
00:26:35I
00:26:35Am a super
00:26:37Human
00:26:39He has no idea
00:26:40Who he's talking to
00:26:41The only actual
00:26:42Superhuman on Earth
00:26:43Is that so?
00:26:44Yeah
00:26:44Because to me
00:26:46You look like
00:26:47A roided up wannabe
00:26:48Who's about to find out
00:26:50What real power is
00:27:01Look at this guy
00:27:03He's got a big old
00:27:04Setup ball
00:27:05Yeah
00:27:06That's what happens
00:27:07When they're not shrunk
00:27:07From doing too many steroids
00:27:19Eric let's just go
00:27:20Yeah
00:27:21Go Eric
00:27:22Run away like the little
00:27:24Beta you are
00:27:25First
00:27:26You get down
00:27:27On your pretty little
00:27:28Hands and knees
00:27:29And you kiss my feet
00:27:31Oh
00:27:32This is gonna be good
00:27:33Yeah
00:27:34Oh this is gonna be good
00:27:35Eric's gonna get embarrassed
00:27:39Lex please
00:27:40Just like
00:27:41Shut up
00:27:41You're next
00:27:42First you little cuck boy
00:27:44Is gonna kiss my feet
00:27:46No I'm not gonna do that
00:27:47I'm gonna send you to the ER
00:27:49Send him to the ER
00:27:52No
00:27:53You're not gonna do that
00:27:54Oh
00:27:55I'm not
00:27:56No
00:27:57Because you
00:27:58Deep down
00:28:00You're scared
00:28:04Are you scared?
00:28:06You're scared?
00:28:06This guy?
00:28:07Come on
00:28:08Dude
00:28:09Scared of what?
00:28:10Getting arrested?
00:28:11I'm tight
00:28:11With the most powerful people on earth
00:28:14I could legit kill you
00:28:15And need cover it up
00:28:16You see this?
00:28:1810 mil bro
00:28:20Given to me personally
00:28:22By the head of LVMX and stuff
00:28:24That's funny
00:28:25I don't recall
00:28:27I don't recall giving him any presents
00:28:28That's enough
00:28:29Lex just let Eric go
00:28:32Really LV
00:28:34You're
00:28:34Freaking out over
00:28:36This
00:28:36Guy
00:28:39He has blackmail on you doesn't he?
00:28:42Liv
00:28:42Is there something you haven't told me?
00:28:45Yeah what's he got LV?
00:28:46Is it your
00:28:48Your private collection of nudes?
00:28:50Oh
00:28:51You did that?
00:28:52Cause I should be just for Timothy right?
00:28:55Maybe me
00:28:56If I feel like I want him
00:28:57That's
00:28:57Enough
00:28:59Oh yeah?
00:29:00You do not
00:29:01Disrespect my girlfriend like that
00:29:03Look at this boy
00:29:05Thinks he had puberty or something
00:29:07Standing up for his fake girlfriend
00:29:09You want some of this?
00:29:12Why don't you come and get it?
00:29:14Careful there princess
00:29:15That might work for your podcast fans
00:29:18But
00:29:18I've got cheat codes
00:29:23We squat on the right knee
00:29:25Recently dislocated patella
00:29:26Residual impingement
00:29:30You should leave
00:29:31Before you get hurt
00:29:33Before I get hurt
00:29:35Hear that everyone?
00:29:37He's telling me
00:29:38Lex what?
00:29:40That I should leave
00:29:41Before I get hurt
00:29:42Before I get hurt
00:29:43I'm gonna show you hurt
00:29:45Oh my god
00:29:46Eric's gonna get destroyed
00:29:47I mean Lex is one of the best MMA fighters in the game
00:29:50He's gonna body
00:29:51That arrogant prick
00:29:53You're dead little bitch
00:30:16I'll try to warn you
00:30:17I'll try to warn you
00:30:20Eric don't
00:30:20Just go okay?
00:30:22You can't compete with someone like Lex
00:30:24And I don't want to see you get hurt
00:30:28Don't worry
00:30:29I'll be fine
00:30:30I got this
00:30:31No
00:30:31Don't be an idiot
00:30:35Lex
00:30:36Eric's my boyfriend
00:30:37You're not gonna touch him
00:30:39Wow
00:30:40That's real brave Eric
00:30:41You need a woman to fight your battles for you
00:30:46Now you're not even an NPC
00:30:47You're a sick dog
00:30:49This should be put down
00:30:51I'm gonna count to three
00:30:53You better be on your hands and knees
00:30:56Kissing my dirty bloody sea
00:30:59Yeah
00:31:01One, two
00:31:06Lexbot, big fan bro
00:31:08Love the podcast
00:31:09Great, why aren't you talking?
00:31:10Uh, well I was thinking
00:31:11For this guy
00:31:12I think you should do something more than
00:31:14You know, kiss your feet
00:31:17I think you should make him
00:31:18Kiss your ass!
00:31:25Yes dude, dude, that makes like so sick
00:31:30Miles, stop
00:31:31Shut up Katie, let me handle this
00:31:33Miles, knock it off
00:31:34Katie's just trying to keep you from making yourself look like an ass
00:31:37Oh, stay out of it Eric
00:31:38You're not my boyfriend anymore, you don't need to protect me
00:31:41Oh
00:31:43Did you two used to date before your fake relationship was left?
00:31:49Why would a hottie like you date that loser?
00:31:52You packing some heat in those dirty pants, bro?
00:31:55That can't be it
00:31:56Oh
00:31:57I bet it was a fake relationship with her, too
00:31:59Huh?
00:32:04Well
00:32:06Both of you ladies are gonna find out there's nothing fake about me
00:32:09I'm gonna have a lot of fun with these two
00:32:13Show them what a real man is like!
00:32:15Get off of me!
00:32:16No, I fucking love him!
00:32:20That's enough
00:32:26I gave you so many chances to get out but you just didn't listen
00:32:32Yeah
00:32:33Yeah, you touch them again and I will break every bone in your body
00:32:38Oh
00:32:39Yeah, you're dead
00:32:41Oh
00:32:46Yeah, you're dead
00:32:52Starting with your knees
00:32:59Who the hell are you?
00:33:03I'm the head
00:33:05Of L
00:33:07V
00:33:10I'm the head of L
00:33:11V
00:33:12I'll tell you who he is!
00:33:13He's a dead man!
00:33:16The Voths are gonna bury you, Eric
00:33:18No one hurts a Vod and gets away with it
00:33:21I heard he killed an opponent in the ring once and he just walked off clean
00:33:26Eric, go now! Him and his brother are protected
00:33:31By who?
00:33:32You stupid child, who do you think?
00:33:35His brother makes millions for LBMX and in return they'll let him get away with anything
00:33:40Oh, so someone in my empire is covering up for pieces of crap like the Vought brothers
00:33:47Eric, please go
00:33:50I can't watch you get hurt
00:33:54I will
00:33:56But first
00:34:07So, Lex
00:34:11Who exactly is covering for you and your brother?
00:34:21Get him up
00:34:24You're scared now, huh?
00:34:26Are your little boy balls shriveling up into your teeth?
00:34:29Cause they should be
00:34:30No, I'm not scared
00:34:31I just wanna know who's protecting you so I can burn them, huh?
00:34:36Eric
00:34:37Don't be an idiot for your own good
00:34:39Shut the hell up
00:34:43Don't worry
00:34:44I'll be fine
00:34:46Trust me, okay?
00:34:50This whole thing started with me, okay?
00:34:54I'll take care of it
00:34:55I was way too late for that
00:34:58This little cuck bag just dislocated my knee
00:35:00Now he's gonna pay with his life
00:35:02Listen! You walking STD
00:35:04You grabbed me
00:35:05I don't care that you and your family have money and brands
00:35:08Thank you!
00:35:09I've got an entire army of fans who will dox you and make your life a living hell
00:35:14All that it takes is one little post
00:35:19Now is that any way for my girlfriend to talk to my brother?
00:35:35Oh my god! It's Timothy!
00:35:38In the flesh!
00:35:41Oh my god! It's Timothy!
00:35:43In my house!
00:35:45He's one of the biggest insolenters in the world
00:35:48He's also a sociopath who uses his fame to get away with whatever he wants
00:35:52Your little boy is dead man walking
00:35:54Move up! Move up!
00:36:04Timmy, bro!
00:36:05This little cuck bag
00:36:07Is this looking like me?
00:36:09No, he didn't?
00:36:11Yeah
00:36:12This knee?
00:36:13This knee right here
00:36:17No!
00:36:22Shut up, Lex!
00:36:23You're a Vought!
00:36:25And you let yourself get beat up by a no-name?
00:36:28This no-name is about to end your career
00:36:31Get him to the ER or something
00:36:33Huh?
00:36:36This isn't over! This is not over! I'm killing him!
00:36:40I'm fucking killing him!
00:36:42Sorry about that everyone
00:36:43Hello!
00:36:44So like I said, Lex is my brother
00:36:46And Liv, you, you're my girlfriend
00:36:49You're not being a very good girlfriend right now
00:36:51And it makes me shy
00:36:54I'm not your girlfriend, Timmy
00:36:56Stop talking to me like you own me
00:36:57That's the thing, I uh, I do kind of own you
00:37:05See, the only reason this simp from Vendy's all over your junk right now, no offense
00:37:10It's cause of me!
00:37:11Now I'm setting up a contract with them, but only if you become my girlfriend, don't you get it?
00:37:17Sorry
00:37:18Position's been filled
00:37:25Not for long
00:37:26Not for long
00:37:29Here's what's gonna happen
00:37:30I'm gonna pay you $10,000
00:37:33$10,000
00:37:34And you just walk out
00:37:37Done deal, huh?
00:37:39I bet you've never seen so much money like that in your life
00:37:43Wow!
00:37:45Very generous!
00:37:46I know
00:37:47But I have a counteroffer
00:37:48You never speak to live again
00:37:50And when my entourage gets here
00:37:52I don't destroy every aspect of your pathetic career
00:37:58Your entourage?
00:38:00You know what?
00:38:01Usually I, um, I'd kill you for talking to me like that
00:38:04But I am having such a nice day today, forget about it
00:38:07I'll pay you $20,000
00:38:08But here's the thing
00:38:10You're gonna have to bend down on your knees
00:38:12And kiss my ass
00:38:23A real sloppy smooch
00:38:26Right here
00:38:27Come on
00:38:28Kiss his ass
00:38:30Kiss his ass
00:38:32Kiss his ass
00:38:34Kiss his ass
00:38:37Kiss his ass
00:38:39Kiss his ass
00:38:41Tell you what, tell you what
00:38:42You don't have to kiss my ass, big boy
00:38:45Just take the money
00:38:46And get the hell out of here
00:38:48Never talk to live again
00:38:51Capisce?
00:38:54Eric, that's double the amount I can pay you
00:38:57I wouldn't blame you at all if you took it
00:39:01$20,000
00:39:02You are worth way more than that to me
00:39:09Fine
00:39:12$20 million
00:39:14See that number, it means nothing to me
00:39:16But I bet it would change your pathetic little life
00:39:19What do you say?
00:39:21Eric, don't be stupid, take the money
00:39:23I would never forgive myself if you didn't
00:39:26I would never forgive myself if you didn't
00:39:35$20 million is pocket change
00:39:39And...
00:39:40Maybe you impress your groupies with that
00:39:44But uh...
00:39:47I'm not too groupie, bro
00:39:49He turns down Timothy's money like it's nothing
00:39:52And he's not afraid of him
00:39:54Just who is Eric Dawson?
00:39:57Oh, and yeah, Liv and I aren't breaking up
00:40:00So, you and your star-spangled ass can walk on out of here
00:40:05Here
00:40:05Shut up
00:40:08It's time to deal with the real person in charge
00:40:13Candy
00:40:15Candy, honey, darling
00:40:17How are you doing?
00:40:19It's always so good to see you
00:40:20Oh, you too, Timmy
00:40:24Look, I want to talk business
00:40:25But first
00:40:26I brought a few things from my favorite publicist
00:40:29Oh, Timmy, you shouldn't have
00:40:34When's the last time you let someone spoil you?
00:40:37Oh, finally someone gets it
00:40:40First up, straight from Paris
00:40:44The best skin cream in the world
00:40:47Riddled with actual therapeutic diamonds
00:40:50Oh
00:40:50Not available on the market
00:40:52Worth 2 million dollars
00:40:55Oh, you're so generous
00:40:57This is gonna get rid of my frown lines
00:41:00What frown lines?
00:41:04I also know you specialize in crystal work
00:41:08And this Alexandrite is the largest of its time in the United States of America
00:41:16Worth 7 million dollars
00:41:20Oh
00:41:23Oh, I can't believe it
00:41:25Since Liv and I
00:41:27Are supposed to be dating
00:41:29I want to be as much of a son to you as I possibly can
00:41:33And Candy, tell me
00:41:34What kind of son doesn't love his mother?
00:41:37And the third gift
00:41:38Is not just from me
00:41:41It's from my good friends at
00:41:45Devrier jewelry
00:41:48Ha!
00:41:50My company owns Devrier's
00:41:52This heirloom necklace
00:41:54Was once worn by the one and only Queen Elizabeth herself
00:42:00Now you wonder how much that one's worth
00:42:03Priceless
00:42:04Take it as a token of my respect for you
00:42:07And my absolute sincerity
00:42:09In dating your daughter
00:42:11You know, once our relationship goes public
00:42:14We are gonna be
00:42:17Unstoppable
00:42:22Wow
00:42:23Tim Tam, you're so generous
00:42:24It's just too bad that all of this is just worthless junk
00:42:46How dare you?
00:42:48What the hell is wrong with you?
00:42:50Eric, what did you just do?
00:42:52Oh my god, I can't believe this
00:42:54Eric's dead
00:42:54Let's get out of here before it gets violent
00:42:56You filthy trash
00:42:58You're gonna die, I promise you
00:43:00Timmy, don't
00:43:03It's okay
00:43:08You give worthless garbage to my girlfriend's mother and I'm proud about it
00:43:12Worthless?
00:43:14Do you have any idea how much those were worth?
00:43:17Yeah, I know exactly how much they're all worth
00:43:20Absolutely nothing
00:43:26And I can prove it
00:43:28First, those Parisian facial creams
00:43:41Underneath the fancy exterior
00:43:48The label says made in Ohio
00:43:52Now remind me
00:43:53Is Paris in Ohio?
00:43:55And these diamonds are fake
00:43:58They're just flakes of mica
00:43:59Which you can find anywhere
00:44:02Here, try it out
00:44:04It's definitely gonna make you break out though
00:44:06Oh my god, he's right
00:44:09I'll continue
00:44:10This big Alexandrite crystal
00:44:13Which you're so proud of
00:44:19Plastic
00:44:24Whoa, how did he know?
00:44:26And finally
00:44:28The necklace
00:44:29Wherever you got this from
00:44:31Be careful with that
00:44:32It wasn't every yes
00:44:34I should know, I'm the owner
00:44:37What's that supposed to mean?
00:44:39It means...
00:44:42What?
00:44:43Don't...
00:44:44I don't mind
00:44:48It is fake
00:44:55Who are you?
00:45:00Fine, whatever
00:45:01The people who brought these gifts for me
00:45:04Screwed up
00:45:05It happens
00:45:06Can you do any better, loser?
00:45:09Of course
00:45:12Richard, what's your ETA?
00:45:14Three minutes, sir
00:45:15Make it one
00:45:15Yes, Mr. Dawson
00:45:17Eric
00:45:18Stop messing around, okay?
00:45:20Timothy's dangerous
00:45:21He's got a whole system of people
00:45:23Who are there to protect him
00:45:25You need to save yourself
00:45:26Before he seriously hurts you
00:45:29Please just...
00:45:30Just apologize to him for me
00:45:35You know what?
00:45:37Timmy, I am sorry
00:45:40I'm sorry
00:45:40I'm sorry
00:45:41For exposing you
00:45:42As the cheap hack
00:45:44That you are
00:45:46And I'm really sorry
00:45:48For what's gonna happen to you
00:45:49When my people get here
00:45:50That's enough!
00:45:51I can't deal with this kid another second
00:45:53Break his legs
00:45:54And get him out of here
00:45:57You really, really don't wanna do that
00:46:00Stupid fool
00:46:01You don't even realize
00:46:02What kind of trouble you're in
00:46:04I guess we'll see
00:46:06Get him out now
00:46:07Mom!
00:46:08With pleasure
00:46:10Break his legs
00:46:15The gifts have arrived
00:46:24Oh my god, it's Richard Thompson
00:46:27He's the managing director of LVMX
00:46:29He oversees 30 of the biggest luxury brands
00:46:31In the world!
00:46:33Why is he here acting like a delivery boy?
00:46:38Miss Sparks
00:46:39It's an honor to gift you these gifts
00:46:41From our cosmetic catalog
00:46:43A vat of the rarest coconut oil skin cream from Indonesia
00:46:48Aged 300 years
00:46:49Its value, $10 million an ounce
00:46:53And from our jewelry catalog
00:46:56The largest pinite crystal in existence
00:47:00Last auctioned at $34 million
00:47:03And finally, from the personal collection of our illustrious owner himself
00:47:10The heart of the Pacific
00:47:12The most valuable necklace in the world
00:47:15Last worn publicly by the Empress of Japan in 1762
00:47:20Holy crap!
00:47:22Could all of that be from Eric Dose?
00:47:25I thought he was just some nobody
00:47:27This was all gonna be for you
00:47:33Eric, I'm sorry
00:47:34I didn't know
00:47:35Please, take me back
00:47:36Please!
00:47:37Katie, what the hell?
00:47:40Wow, she really screwed up her life
00:47:42She walked away from a rich billionaire
00:47:45I hope you and Miles enjoy your life together
00:47:48Wait a second
00:47:49Something is not right
00:47:52Rich, my man
00:47:54Mr. Thompson
00:47:59These gifts you brought here today
00:48:01They are from your company, right?
00:48:03From the owner of the company
00:48:06You heard it here, folks
00:48:08These gifts are from the owner of the company
00:48:11Owner
00:48:12He still doesn't get that I'm the owner
00:48:16Hm?
00:48:17So, Mr. Thompson
00:48:19These gifts have absolutely nothing to do with this pathetic little nobody bitch
00:48:32Show some respect
00:48:42You show him some respect
00:48:48Sir, can't you slap people like that?
00:48:51Move, now
00:48:56No
00:48:57Ms. Sparks
00:48:58On behalf of the CEO
00:48:59We look forward to our continued discussions regarding brand ambassadorships
00:49:04Please accept these gifts as a token of our gratitude
00:49:09Mr. Thompson, I have no words
00:49:15These are for Ms. Sparks
00:49:17Ms. Liv Sparks
00:49:19For me?
00:49:22For me?
00:49:23What?
00:49:24Why her?
00:49:26Enjoy your party
00:49:45So, what do you think of the gifts, Liv?
00:49:48It's way too much
00:49:51No
00:49:53If anything, it's not nearly enough
00:49:59Wait, guys, no, no, no, no, guys
00:50:00He just fooled you guys
00:50:02Eric has nothing to do with any of this
00:50:06What do you mean?
00:50:07Think about it, think about it, right?
00:50:09Did Mr. Thompson ever mention
00:50:12Eric's name? Anyone in the back?
00:50:14No, he didn't
00:50:15He said
00:50:16The owner
00:50:19That's it
00:50:19That's all
00:50:20But he slapped Timothy
00:50:21No, no, no
00:50:22He slapped me
00:50:24Because I was disrespectful to him
00:50:26It had nothing to do with this piece of shit
00:50:29I can't believe I gotta tell you this again
00:50:32Get the hell out of here
00:50:34Now
00:50:38Get the hell out of here
00:50:40Now!
00:50:41Tom, Timon, Timmy, whatever
00:50:44Your gifts still suck
00:50:46And Liv and I are still together
00:50:49You hear me?
00:50:51You thought those were all my gifts, huh?
00:50:54You really think I blew my wad early?
00:50:56Well, I saved the best for last, bitch
00:50:58And here it is
00:51:04Holy mother of
00:51:05Remember this?
00:51:06Is that?
00:51:07Yes, it is
00:51:07It's that Vendi offer I promised you
00:51:10Mm-hmm
00:51:10And guess what? Because of me
00:51:12Mm-hmm
00:51:14I was able to get Liv my rave
00:51:18We are rich!
00:51:20Yes, you are
00:51:21We are million rich!
00:51:23Baby, this is it
00:51:24I knew you were going places once you started dating Timothy
00:51:28Oh, it's no big deal
00:51:29Oh, it's no big deal
00:51:30I just pulled a few strings
00:51:32You know what?
00:51:33LVMX owns Vendi
00:51:35And I am a very, very good friend with the head of LVMX
00:51:39The hell you are
00:51:41You know him?
00:51:43His identity is the biggest mystery in the luxury world
00:51:46It has to be
00:51:47I can't let my executives know that they're taking orders from an 18 year old
00:51:51Timothy, I'm constantly impressed by you
00:51:54Oh, Candy, you don't know the half of it yet
00:51:57The head of LVMX and I are like this
00:52:02I've never even spoken to Timothy Vaught before today
00:52:06Oh
00:52:09Not just yet, Liv will get it, I promise you
00:52:12But only if she agrees to date me like we discuss
00:52:18If she agrees to date me like we discuss
00:52:21Oh, of course!
00:52:23I understand!
00:52:24We understand!
00:52:26Excellent!
00:52:27And Liv, if you don't break up with Eric, I mean that's fine
00:52:30But I would just kill him and then take you, okay?
00:52:33You need to understand
00:52:36I always, always
00:52:38Get what I want
00:52:42You got until tomorrow
00:52:50Liv
00:52:52If you mess this up, you are going to be blacklisted
00:52:55And your career will be over
00:52:58So why don't you be a good little girl and listen to your mother?
00:53:01Liv
00:53:03She's just using you
00:53:07You don't know a damn thing about me
00:53:10Or what I have sacrificed for Liv
00:53:13What if I get Liv an ambassadorship with every brand that LVMX owns?
00:53:18Would you get off her back then?
00:53:21You are just a braggadocious child who doesn't know what he's talking about
00:53:26If I don't come through, I will personally break up with Liv myself
00:53:32Hey
00:53:34It's okay
00:53:35It's okay
00:53:37I got this
00:53:41One moment
00:53:44Go ahead
00:53:45Are you still planning on revealing yourself as head of LVMX at Liv's party later?
00:53:50The plans changed
00:53:51I don't want to reveal myself anymore tonight
00:53:55Liv Sparks thinks that I'm a nobody but she's risked everything for me
00:54:01I'm gonna make her wildest dreams come true
00:54:04But not in front of these mutants
00:54:06Very good, sir
00:54:07Very good, sir
00:54:33And all for this boy
00:54:35What?
00:54:36What did I do?
00:54:37I just spoke to Richard Thompson and he told me that his boss, who is supposed to come tonight, just
00:54:42called and cancelled
00:54:43And I think he cancelled because you broke the agreement with Timothy Vought
00:54:48As if I'd ever want him to be Vought as the face of one of my brands
00:54:52Let's face it
00:54:53You've been blacklisted
00:54:54Your career is over
00:54:55You'll be turning tricks on OnlyFans by the end of the week
00:54:59Mom!
00:55:01Mom!
00:55:04Liv, I'm sure the owner of the company didn't
00:55:06How would you know?
00:55:08What, are you gonna tell me that you're the head of LVMX too?
00:55:11I mean, while I...
00:55:13Eric, stop!
00:55:13It's not funny right now
00:55:14I'm not joking
00:55:16Look, I knew that ending things with Timothy would be bad, but I am screwed
00:55:22My career's over
00:55:23Maybe not
00:55:26As you know, I'm an executive at Vendi
00:55:29And my boss is the one who can make sure your contract goes through
00:55:33I can take you to meet him
00:55:34That sounds suspicious
00:55:36Really?
00:55:38You would do that for me?
00:55:40For you?
00:55:41No
00:55:41For me
00:55:43If I bring a fresh piece of ass like you to him, I'll get promoted for sure
00:55:50Of course
00:55:51I'll set up a face to face tomorrow
00:56:00Something about this feels off
00:56:01I won't let her go in alone
00:56:06Richard, what is it?
00:56:07It's the prototypes
00:56:09They're ready, Mr. Dawson
00:56:10Perfect
00:56:20The case is here, sir
00:56:28Eric Dawson
00:56:35With these contacts, I can focus my x-ray vision into narrow stimulated points of radiation
00:56:43And by stimulated radiation, you mean...
00:56:47You're not willing to go in alone
00:56:59You're not going to go through my face, thank you
00:57:00I could do that
00:57:01You're not going to go through my face, thank you
00:57:03And I'm the way you're going to talk to the police
00:57:03By twhei's name, dude
00:57:04But at this point, I've got that
00:57:04And I'm the way I'm going to go through my head
00:57:04And then look at it
00:57:15Hey, babe, Eric, what are you doing here? I was in the neighborhood young man. This is no time for
00:57:21games
00:57:22We're here to meet Olaf Olsen
00:57:23It's one of the biggest luxury executives in the world and my boss. Olaf Olsen. That's who you're meeting with
00:57:30today
00:57:31Live we should go
00:57:33He's a total creep. You're just a kid. You don't even know what you're talking about live
00:57:39Olaf Olsen is the only person on earth that can save your career
00:57:49Look, Eric, it's really sweet that you're worried about me. I'll be okay. You should go
00:57:56Liv wait
00:57:58Okay
00:58:01This is my number just call me if you need me
00:58:07And what's a little boy like you gonna do to someone like Olaf Olsen well fire him for a start
00:58:14Just call if you need me, okay?
00:58:32Olaf, thank you so much for meeting with Liv here. She wants to apologize for any misunderstandings
00:58:36And she'd like to patch things up. I've always wanted to work with your brand, sir
00:58:45Look at you you were right to bring her to me. I see big things in your future. Thank you,
00:58:51sir
00:58:55now I
00:58:56Understand that you've been a bad little girl. I see when you disrespect my brand you disrespect me
00:59:04I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to but I
00:59:07I didn't hear that
00:59:09I said I'm sorry. I didn't come again. I
00:59:15Said I didn't
00:59:19We're gonna work together. I need you to show me that you're gonna do what you're told
00:59:26Now
00:59:27You're gonna prove to me that you're sorry
00:59:32How you're gonna do a couple things for me to show just how much you're sorry, then I'll think about
00:59:39helping you out
00:59:42What things
00:59:46You're gonna love them
00:59:50Bring me those cherries
01:00:03No
01:00:04No
01:00:05Not with your hands with your mouth
01:00:08Prove to me you can do more with that pretty mouth of yours and just talk back
01:00:23go
01:00:35and here
01:00:37in here
01:00:49now two more
01:00:55two more
01:01:05I can't reach it
01:01:11and swim
01:01:50now
01:01:51one more left
01:01:54live
01:01:55can't you count
01:01:56there are three
01:01:57cherries
01:02:04what's wrong though
01:02:06no one's out in the deep end
01:02:07I can't swim
01:02:10honey
01:02:11you're the one who wants something
01:02:16okay
01:02:42you're the one who wants something
01:02:42you're the one who wants something
01:02:53delicious
01:02:55are we even though
01:02:56that was just the appetizer kid
01:02:58next up is the main course
01:03:00show me your instagram
01:03:06i bet you take real pride
01:03:08in that hair of yours
01:03:10hawking all these cheap shampoos
01:03:13making a pretty penny
01:03:14on all that i'm sure
01:03:15oh yeah but
01:03:18why
01:03:19your hair is property of me
01:03:25i want it
01:03:33thick beautiful strong natural hair
01:03:38no wonder you have
01:03:39400 million instagram followers
01:03:42what are you doing
01:03:54sir should i go
01:03:55and miss the best part
01:03:58i'm going to let live here
01:03:59prove to me
01:04:00how much she wants this role
01:04:02by letting me shave her head
01:04:03bald
01:04:05no no i need my hair for the role
01:04:07no the job is long gone girl
01:04:10why are you doing this
01:04:12you think you're so hot
01:04:14when i'm through with you
01:04:15you'll just be another bald freak
01:04:18i'm the one who's going to make sure that happens
01:04:21just call
01:04:22just call
01:04:23if you need me
01:04:26okay
01:04:34live
01:04:34eric i need you
01:04:36they're gonna shave me
01:04:37live
01:04:38you're not going anywhere
01:04:40where are you
01:04:41give me that
01:04:42where are you
01:05:01you're not going to get away with this
01:05:03of course i will
01:05:04do you know how powerful i am
01:05:06you can't
01:05:08you can't
01:05:09why can't little girl
01:05:13this
01:05:14is my contract
01:05:16signed
01:05:17by the head
01:05:18lvmx himself
01:05:20that gives me
01:05:22total
01:05:23control
01:05:24of vendi
01:05:25that gives me permission
01:05:27to do
01:05:28whatever i want
01:05:29to whoever i want
01:05:30whenever i want
01:05:38are you sure about that
01:05:41are you sure about that
01:05:49eric
01:05:52you okay
01:05:55i don't know who you are
01:05:57but you're trespassing right now
01:05:59which gives me the legal right to kill you
01:06:15what are you doing to her
01:06:16you don't ask the questions
01:06:18i ask the questions
01:06:20who the hell are you
01:06:21and what are you doing on my private property
01:06:24i'm your boss
01:06:25olav olsen
01:06:26at least for the next few seconds until i fire you
01:06:29he's that arrogant kid i told you about
01:06:32eric how did you do that with your eyes
01:06:34i'll tell you about it later
01:06:37but first
01:06:39i've got to deal with this creep
01:06:41who are you calling a creep
01:06:45listen
01:06:46you were pissing your fucking pants
01:06:48when i was running fortune 500 companies
01:06:51fortune 500
01:06:52go back to your grade school
01:06:53where i will bury you
01:06:55bury you
01:06:57so you're the one protecting creeps like the vat brothers
01:07:00aren't you
01:07:00of course
01:07:02olav olsen
01:07:03the cops don't even mess with me
01:07:07and now i own liv
01:07:09she's mine
01:07:12are you done
01:07:13eric we have to leave now
01:07:15it's too late for that
01:07:16you sniveling little tease
01:07:30i'm going to have my fun
01:07:32and there's nothing your little man child can do about it
01:07:35nothing
01:07:35he's a harmless impotent fly
01:07:38impotent fly
01:07:39are you sure about that
01:07:42eric we have to run
01:07:46live
01:07:48stay behind me
01:07:52destroy him
01:08:20what's going on here
01:08:22i
01:08:23stop it now boy
01:08:24i don't know what you did
01:08:26but there's very powerful people protecting me
01:08:29like who
01:08:30like the owner of lvmx
01:08:36hey
01:08:37would you mind waiting out there for me
01:08:39but
01:08:41just
01:08:41trust me
01:08:46i'm the owner
01:08:47of lvmx
01:08:57sure you are kid
01:08:58i'll prove it
01:08:59in three
01:09:00two
01:09:09whoa
01:09:09what
01:09:12what have you done
01:09:16how
01:09:18just a little kid
01:09:19and you're a liar
01:09:20and a creep
01:09:21and you've never met your real boss
01:09:23until today
01:09:31and now
01:09:32you're fired
01:09:35sir i had no idea you were the boss
01:09:38i had whatever you do please please just don't
01:09:40relax
01:09:41there will be no big news article about how your career is over
01:09:44oh thank you thank you so much
01:09:46because
01:09:46you're not important enough
01:09:47but
01:09:49you're also fired
01:09:50no
01:09:51no
01:09:52no
01:09:52no
01:09:53and my friends at the fbi have been informed about your creepy little scheme
01:09:57enjoy prison boys
01:09:59oh no
01:10:00you
01:10:01son of a bitch
01:10:14careful
01:10:15it's hot
01:10:18sounds like your ride is on the way boys
01:10:31you better tell me
01:10:33you patched things up
01:10:35with
01:10:36olav
01:10:36olsen
01:10:37actually miss parks
01:10:38i told liv that she didn't need him
01:10:41what
01:10:41liv
01:10:42i told you this is what happened when you don't listen to me
01:10:45i told you that boy would ruin you
01:10:47oh mom eric saved my life
01:10:50you think this child could save anybody
01:10:52i don't know exactly what he did but eric is a good person
01:10:57i don't care if he's as rich as timothy vod
01:11:00i'm certainly not as rich as timothy vod
01:11:03that's for sure
01:11:04i'm much
01:11:05much
01:11:06richer
01:11:07look
01:11:08i am done
01:11:10eric dawson you failed to bring these
01:11:13brands to live
01:11:15i can't even believe i
01:11:17i played your game
01:11:18it's time for you to just
01:11:20go away
01:11:21no i'm not leaving
01:11:24liv is my girlfriend
01:11:25no she isn't
01:11:27you did not
01:11:29hold up your end of the bargain
01:11:31no ambassadorship
01:11:33no girlfriend
01:11:35who says i didn't get the ambassadorships
01:11:41fashion
01:11:42shoes
01:11:43cosmetics
01:11:43the entirety
01:11:44of the lvmx luxury empire
01:11:49five years contract with all of the brands
01:11:55impossible
01:11:55fake contracts
01:11:57you know i could have you arrested for this
01:12:00i can't believe you thought that i would just fall for it huh
01:12:03mom what makes you think that they're fake
01:12:06of course they're fake
01:12:08no such deal has ever happened before and you think he'd just magically make it happen overnight
01:12:14uh-uh
01:12:14pathetic
01:12:16what would make you believe me
01:12:19someone from lvmx would have to come to this very spot right here and hand those contracts over
01:12:26let's see if you can make that happen
01:12:30uh-uh
01:12:31okay
01:12:34richard
01:12:35bring over the paper copies of liv's deal
01:12:41still pretending boy
01:12:44liv we don't have time for these silly games
01:12:46your career
01:12:47our life
01:12:48are practically on the line here
01:12:50i'm gonna have to walk you straight back to olaf olsen
01:12:53and you're gonna have to do whatever it takes to get back into his good grace
01:12:57no mom i'm not going back
01:12:59and then once and for all break it off with him
01:13:37mr tombs
01:13:38i'm gonna get right to it miss sparks
01:13:40miss liv sparks
01:13:43the owner of the company
01:13:46wanted me to give you
01:13:49this
01:13:50it's a five-year contract
01:13:52across all brands
01:13:53we'd be honored if you were to accept
01:13:58mr johnson you said this is straight from the owner of the company
01:14:02our owner is committed to a lasting relationship with liv
01:14:08miss sparks
01:14:12thank you sir i'd be honored
01:14:14wonderful your photo shoot is tomorrow morning
01:14:24i got liv the job
01:14:26i fulfilled my end of the deal
01:14:28no you did not
01:14:30get this for her
01:14:32there is no way you made this happen
01:14:35it's clearly the owner
01:14:37who sees her quality
01:14:39value
01:14:40and star power
01:14:41it's me
01:14:43who paid with my blood
01:14:45sweat
01:14:45and tears
01:14:46to get her to this spot
01:14:48i'm the one who really made this deal happen
01:14:56i'm the one who really made this deal happen
01:14:58liv
01:14:59i got you this deal because you deserve it
01:15:04it comes with no strings attached
01:15:05if you decide that you don't want to be with me
01:15:07you still keep the contract
01:15:10i'll never take that away from you
01:15:14listen to this
01:15:14he thinks he can take this deal that the lvmx owner has given to you
01:15:19you need to get a boyfriend that's a little less narcissistic
01:15:23who like timothy vaut
01:15:25that's enough of you young lady
01:15:28we need to get going you need to be fresh for tomorrow
01:15:31your mom is right for one's life
01:15:34you have a huge day tomorrow and i want you to be well rested
01:15:40i'll see you tomorrow at the shoot
01:15:42ha
01:15:43good luck with that
01:15:44it's a closed set
01:15:45you won't be able to get in
01:15:47this is the last we see of you
01:15:50eric dawson
01:15:57we finally did it liv
01:15:59we finally did it
01:16:00oh there's timothy
01:16:01go make up with him right now
01:16:04liv
01:16:05you finally came to your senses and agreed to date me i see
01:16:09no timothy
01:16:10ow
01:16:11of course she did
01:16:12liv knows what's best for her
01:16:15very good
01:16:23hey hey
01:16:25don't get shy on me now
01:16:27after all
01:16:28we do have some seriously erotic shots for this campaign
01:16:34and for me
01:16:37everything has to be real
01:16:40stop
01:16:40i have a boyfriend
01:16:42funny
01:16:43i don't see him here
01:16:44yeah liv
01:16:46where is your precious eric
01:16:47i thought he was gonna come here
01:16:49uh that broke he couldn't get it on this set
01:16:53that's what i said before
01:16:54this set is vip and eric is not vip
01:16:58eric is gonna come
01:17:00she said he would
01:17:02go up liv
01:17:04eric is a liar
01:17:06nothing more
01:17:07and he is not coming
01:17:09you're right
01:17:16what the
01:17:24you're right
01:17:26i'm not coming
01:17:28because i'm already here
01:17:31this broke motherfucker again
01:17:33who let you in
01:17:35he's like a leech huh
01:17:36i just can't shake him off
01:17:38the leech is you timmy
01:17:40okay enough of this
01:17:41this is a professional shoot
01:17:44okay
01:17:44and if you can't control yourself
01:17:47i'm gonna call security here
01:17:49so fast that your head will spin
01:17:51security doesn't answer
01:17:52to you here
01:17:54oh
01:17:54i've had enough of him okay
01:17:56i just can't
01:17:57i can't
01:17:58if you're gonna ruin this for me
01:18:00us
01:18:01well
01:18:03i'm just gonna
01:18:05break every bone in your body
01:18:08and i'm gonna turn you into jelly
01:18:10mom
01:18:11quiet
01:18:13i will pay you
01:18:1625 million
01:18:17if you walk away
01:18:19and never look back
01:18:2225
01:18:23that's what you think
01:18:24liv's worth to me
01:18:26well i i
01:18:27i could pay more
01:18:29stop
01:18:31i'm tired of
01:18:32the both of you
01:18:33just treating liv
01:18:34like she's your
01:18:34property to sell
01:18:41huh
01:18:41do you even think
01:18:42what comes out of your mouth
01:18:45eric
01:18:51what are you two doing here
01:18:52i hired him
01:18:54as my
01:18:55assistants
01:18:59miles
01:18:59you're cool with timothy
01:19:01doing that to your girlfriend
01:19:02i mean if it's
01:19:04the
01:19:04timmy v
01:19:05yeah
01:19:09see eric
01:19:10i can tell talent
01:19:11when i see it
01:19:13and the only thing you're talented in
01:19:16is running your stupid mouth
01:19:21eric after seeing who you really are these past few days
01:19:24i'm honestly i just feel sick
01:19:26i wish you could just erase every memory we ever had together
01:19:29yeah me too
01:19:31well
01:19:32it's almost time to roll
01:19:33and i have a first day surprise for you
01:19:37oh yeah
01:19:43remember my brother lex
01:19:47you're deader than dead dawson
01:19:53that just logically makes no sense
01:19:58well maybe this will help
01:20:00a little taste of the pain you gave me
01:20:15oh
01:20:16oh
01:20:18oh
01:20:19what the
01:20:23no way
01:20:24eric
01:20:25what the hell is that
01:20:26that's clearly just some stupid magic trick
01:20:29you're dead
01:20:31no stop stop please
01:20:34please timothy please don't hurt eric
01:20:36you're such a puppet live
01:20:39no matter what
01:20:40eric dies today
01:20:42i have been waiting
01:20:44a very long time for this
01:20:47we're gonna smear him all over this place
01:20:49okay
01:20:50no please
01:20:50if you touch him you're gonna go viral again for all the wrong reasons
01:20:54you'll be cancelled all over again
01:20:56no live you will not do that
01:20:59i will just tell the papers that it was all a big mistake
01:21:03it was a joke
01:21:04okay
01:21:05because that's what a good publicist would do and that's what i am
01:21:08i am not gonna let you get on the bad side of timothy vodt
01:21:13i am not gonna let you get on the bad side of timothy vodt
01:21:15better listen to your mom live you can't do anything about this
01:21:20just let him go
01:21:22you know what
01:21:24you know what
01:21:25since we will be working together i'll be generous
01:21:29such a nice guy
01:21:32um
01:21:33you know i want to start our relationship outright
01:21:35okay so i promise you live
01:21:37i won't kill him
01:21:39okay
01:21:40but i do have to take something
01:21:43what
01:21:45i'm gonna let lex
01:21:46break his arms
01:21:48and then break his legs
01:21:53yeah
01:21:55that's not going to happen
01:21:59that's not going to happen
01:22:01what's going to happen
01:22:03is you and your worthless brother
01:22:05are going to leave my building
01:22:07now
01:22:09you're gonna leave my building
01:22:11now
01:22:12your building
01:22:13man wastes this idiot
01:22:16if eric has a death wish
01:22:19let him die
01:22:20i agree
01:22:22timothy
01:22:23you tried humiliating me
01:22:25you humiliated live
01:22:28your worthless brother tried humiliating me
01:22:30you tried humiliating me
01:22:32you broke my heart
01:22:34and you
01:22:35just tried to keep your daughter
01:22:37under your thumb
01:22:39liv
01:22:40has been the only good and decent person here
01:22:44and
01:22:45i
01:22:45gave
01:22:46the rest of you
01:22:47so
01:22:49many
01:22:49chances
01:22:51okay so um
01:22:52what are you
01:22:54gonna do to the rest of us
01:22:55i'm gonna make sure none of you work in my world ever again
01:23:00okay
01:23:00and um
01:23:01how are you gonna do that
01:23:03please
01:23:04enlighten me
01:23:05tell me how
01:23:07tell him how cookbag
01:23:08actually
01:23:11richard can tell you
01:23:18who you got what it takes
01:23:23who you got what it takes
01:23:26it can't be
01:23:32it's because eric dawson is the owner of lvmx
01:23:41mr dawson
01:23:42welcome back sir
01:23:46welcome back sir
01:23:47w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what
01:23:49what
01:23:49what
01:23:50eric is the owner of lvmx
01:23:52katy why didn't you tell me
01:23:54i didn't know
01:23:54how come i didn't know
01:23:55no no no that's
01:23:57that's impossible
01:23:58richard
01:23:59richard my man
01:24:01you're joking right
01:24:02stop
01:24:02Stop messing with me.
01:24:03There's no way this weak piece of shit is the head of a trillion dollar empire.
01:24:10Show some respect.
01:24:11Talking to the person who signs your checks.
01:24:16Eric.
01:24:19Eric, my guy.
01:24:21You know, I was just joking, right?
01:24:24I was definitely out of line sometimes, you know?
01:24:28But it was mostly jokes.
01:24:29I'm a funny guy.
01:24:30Hey, no harm, no foul, right?
01:24:33You can't just apologize your way out of this one.
01:24:37Richard, I want you to make sure that the Vought Brothers are never in my world again.
01:24:44Great, sir.
01:24:46You son of a bitch!
01:24:48Ah!
01:24:49Ah, my face!
01:24:51Ah!
01:24:53Ah, my face!
01:24:55Ah!
01:24:58Good luck getting modeling work with those scars, bro.
01:25:05Eric, I was totally wrong about you.
01:25:08And, well...
01:25:09So, does that mean that you'll break up with Miles for me?
01:25:14Katie!
01:25:16Totally.
01:25:21And...
01:25:21That's what makes you two so perfect for each other.
01:25:27If you'll excuse me.
01:25:28Oh!
01:25:29Ow!
01:25:31Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
01:25:33No!
01:25:33You...
01:25:34Get your hands off me, sir!
01:25:36You know?
01:25:38Liv, I didn't know anything about you before I met you.
01:25:43But everything that I've seen is everything that I want in my future.
01:25:50Liv, will you be my girlfriend?
01:25:53For real?
01:25:54Yes, of course.
01:26:05No, tell me.
01:26:07What's really going on with those eyes?
01:26:09I don't know.
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