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The influencers think they can look down on Eric and walk away untouched. But the man they mock can see through every lie, every scheme, and every betrayal standing in his way.
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00:00:00You
00:00:12Can I help you?
00:00:14I'm just picking up a gift for my girlfriend
00:00:16That's sweet, but that watch is five hundred thousand dollars
00:00:20It shouldn't be the escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters
00:00:24Which will result in a plus three minus three second time inaccuracy. Please take it off the floor
00:00:30Look, I don't have time for this
00:00:32LVMx the largest luxury brand empire in the world just bought us and their mysterious owner is coming here today
00:00:39Yeah, so I heard
00:00:52Surprise oh my god. Oh my god. Wow. I am so sorry. Mr. Dawson. I didn't realize it was you
00:01:00Don't worry about it
00:01:01I dressed down today
00:01:13I can't see
00:01:15Get down
00:01:15Press the line
00:01:22Everybody get on the fucking ground now
00:01:31Go
00:01:31Mr. Dawson needs us
00:01:35Let's go boys
00:01:37You grab the fucking bags and come with us
00:01:41Yeah
00:01:41I don't think so
00:01:43Oh, we got a smartass, huh?
00:01:45I'll give you ten seconds before I put a bullet in that smoked face of yours
00:01:48Can we make it five?
00:01:50What?
00:01:51Yeah, five seconds. That should be enough time
00:01:53Five
00:01:55Four
00:01:56Three
00:01:57You're dead kid
00:01:58Two
00:01:59And
00:02:02Enjoy prison
00:02:03What the?
00:02:07Don't fucking move
00:02:09Get the fuck back
00:02:10Get back right now or I'll shoot the kid
00:02:14I'm warning you
00:02:17Weak spot, bad wrist, hairline fracture that never healed
00:02:41This one's perfect. I'll take it. I'd love to stay in Chad, but...
00:02:48My cock is here
00:02:49And I'm gonna be late to my first day of class
00:02:52BOSS!
00:03:04You were born with supervision
00:03:08I know
00:03:09And with that power you created LVMX
00:03:12A company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth
00:03:15Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:03:17Maple Valley is a prestigious high school, best in the country
00:03:20But it's still just that, a high school
00:03:22You don't need this
00:03:25But...
00:03:26I do need Katie
00:03:31We've been dating long distance for forever now
00:03:33And I'm gonna surprise her today
00:03:35And finally reveal who I really am
00:03:37She'll be shocked
00:03:39Yeah, especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections
00:03:43To get her favorite social media idol, Liv Sparks
00:03:46To transfer to this school
00:03:50Mr. Dawson
00:03:53Maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion?
00:03:56I can't!
00:03:57I miss homeroom
00:03:58Oh my god, Liv Sparks is coming
00:04:01I wonder where Katie is
00:04:04Oh my god!
00:04:08It's Liv Sparks!
00:04:17I can't believe she's at her school
00:04:19She's one of the hottest influencers in the world
00:04:23Katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol
00:04:27Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today
00:04:33Hey you!
00:04:35What's Sparks?
00:04:36I have a 4.0, I drive a Mercedes Gullwing
00:04:39And I also have 400 million followers across all my socials
00:04:43Uh, I'm Eric
00:04:46I have a 0.0
00:04:48And I don't drive
00:04:49Although I'm pretty good at skateboarding
00:04:51And I have no followers on any social media
00:04:55Hey, well, you're not exactly what I was expecting
00:04:59But I guess you're my new boyfriend now
00:05:01What? Boyfriend?
00:05:05I'm sorry, I thought my messages were pretty clear
00:05:07Having a boyfriend will be good for my image
00:05:09I mean, we just need to be seen in public together a few times
00:05:14You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
00:05:17I think you've got the wrong guy
00:05:18I have a girlfriend, and that watch is for her
00:05:23Huh?
00:05:24I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me
00:05:28I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
00:05:34Ah, look, I am so sorry about all of this
00:05:42Liv, wait!
00:05:44It's okay
00:05:47You need more than a tonic
00:05:49That's not a sore throat, you're going to die
00:05:52What?
00:05:53Why would you say that to me?
00:05:55If you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes, you will die
00:06:00Promise me you'll go see the nurse
00:06:03Okay, look, first of all
00:06:04I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial
00:06:07Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:06:11Just promise me
00:06:13You need to go get your throat checked
00:06:17Go, now
00:06:18Okay, fine
00:06:26You're kinda weird
00:06:28Go, now
00:06:32Wouldn't it hurt?
00:06:34Tell Dr. Schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
00:06:41Katie!
00:06:43Katie!
00:06:49Katie?
00:06:51Katie, what are you doing?
00:06:53Eric, what are you doing here?
00:06:56I...
00:06:57Wanted to surprise you
00:06:59Eric, you're like my summer fling
00:07:01You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you
00:07:04Wait, this is the poor townie boy you were swimming with?
00:07:08Geez, buddy, did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
00:07:11Who's this guy?
00:07:13This guy is Myles Pickett
00:07:16I'm a big deal around here, bro
00:07:19Oh
00:07:20Oh
00:07:21This is sweet
00:07:23Did you save up every last penny?
00:07:25Buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
00:07:29Meanwhile, I was in a party at my house this Saturday
00:07:32To welcome Liv Sparks to our school
00:07:35How would you like to hang out with your item?
00:07:37Really?
00:07:37Yeah
00:07:45It's already been almost 10 minutes
00:07:47I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here
00:07:50Alright Liv, say ah
00:07:54Ah...
00:07:55What?
00:07:57Hold on
00:08:18Oh my god!
00:08:24You're lucky
00:08:25One more minute and that would have killed you
00:08:27He was right
00:08:29But how?
00:08:31That's not a sore throat, you're going to die
00:08:35I need to find that boy
00:08:37Katie
00:08:40Is this who you really want?
00:08:42Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol, Liv Sparks
00:08:46Meanwhile, you bought me a cheap knockoff watch
00:08:51She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place
00:08:56Miles is legit
00:08:57You're just a poverty case
00:08:59You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass
00:09:07And this, by the way, not a knockoff
00:09:09This watch is worth more than your house
00:09:17You're hilarious, buddy
00:09:19I almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more
00:09:30We're just not from the same worlds, Eric
00:09:37You're right
00:09:39We're not
00:09:43I really thought I knew her
00:09:50There you are
00:09:51There you are
00:09:53Oh my god, you were right
00:09:54Thank you, you...
00:09:56How did you know that there was a spider in my throat?
00:09:59It's a little hard to explain, but...
00:10:01I have x-ray vision
00:10:05No, really
00:10:07I was born with it
00:10:09Really?
00:10:10Yeah, really
00:10:11Okay
00:10:13Then what color is my bra?
00:10:19A gentleman never looks
00:10:21Sure
00:10:22You are so weird
00:10:25What happened with your girlfriend?
00:10:28Former girlfriend, she broke up with me
00:10:37Won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation?
00:10:40I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world
00:10:43I think I'll be fine
00:10:54Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:10:59Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends
00:11:03Hey!
00:11:05Speaking of which, I'll do it
00:11:07Do what?
00:11:08I'll be your trophy boyfriend
00:11:10You look like you could use the affection
00:11:13And it looks like you could use the money
00:11:16Pays ten thousand
00:11:16An hour?
00:11:18It's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid
00:11:21In total!
00:11:25Look
00:11:27They're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me
00:11:31It'll be our first appearance together
00:11:34And don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff
00:11:38Okay?
00:11:42Your bra is red
00:11:45And quite scandalous for school
00:11:49Don't be late
00:11:54Beat it loser!
00:11:56This party's for the school's elite
00:11:57Not for nerds with...
00:11:59Pokemon watches, huh?
00:12:06What a squid
00:12:08What a jerk
00:12:12Hey, that was a really cool watch
00:12:14Tell you what?
00:12:16Do you want to trade?
00:12:18That's a Rolex
00:12:20I like yours more
00:12:22Thanks
00:12:23Make sure to change the battery every six months though
00:12:29I didn't know you were so sweet
00:12:37Wow
00:12:41Oh, I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed
00:12:48My wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels
00:12:52Sure
00:12:53Look, I heard that the head of LVMX is gonna be here later
00:12:56Yeah, that would be me
00:12:58So tonight has to be perfect
00:13:00That means that if anyone messes with me
00:13:03Or my boyfriend
00:13:05I will personally use my fame, money, and power to destroy them on a molecular level
00:13:13My publicist is calling
00:13:15Here is the invite
00:13:17And purse
00:13:18See you there?
00:13:25Oh my god, Myles!
00:13:27I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the Liv Sparks
00:13:30Of course, you know, she's such a big influencer
00:13:32This is so cool
00:13:34I mean, I'm gonna pitch her my makeup line
00:13:36And if she promotes it, I'd make millions
00:13:42What the hell is he doing here?
00:13:45Hey buddy
00:13:48This is an exclusive party
00:13:49So you got two options
00:13:51You better either get out
00:13:53Or I'll kick you out
00:13:56He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster
00:14:01He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crab
00:14:07You're trespassing, Eric?
00:14:09No, I'm not
00:14:10I'm Liv Sparks plus one
00:14:17Wait!
00:14:18Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:14:21The Liv Sparks invited you?
00:14:24Yep
00:14:29Liv Sparks wouldn't allow this scambag even ten feet close to her
00:14:35He's probably a stalker.
00:14:38You a stalker, bro?
00:14:40Oh, did you go in her house and find this outfit, huh?
00:14:43What else did you take?
00:14:44Her clothes, her panties, huh?
00:14:50You disgusting berber!
00:14:54Eric, you idiot.
00:14:55What do you think Liv is going to do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:14:59She will crush you.
00:15:01In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by, like, I don't know, insulting her date.
00:15:08Listen up!
00:15:10Everyone!
00:15:11Get this gooner freak out of here before Liv Sparks shows up!
00:15:18Make an example out of him, alright?
00:15:23Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
00:15:24I'm here with Liv.
00:15:25She would never, ever, in a million years, date a piece of human waste like you.
00:15:30Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste.
00:15:33You're so delusional.
00:15:36If I'm delusional, then why do I have her purse?
00:15:42Really?
00:15:43You have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's?
00:15:46That's not just pathetic, it's psychotic.
00:15:49Be careful with that.
00:15:51Oh, why?
00:15:52Did you, uh, take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to, uh, be able to afford that, huh?
00:15:57Is Liv just gonna be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
00:16:02Oh, Katie, don't mess it up.
00:16:04Everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her purses at Walmart.
00:16:08Don't get it dirty, huh?
00:16:09I have an idea.
00:16:10We should wash it.
00:16:12In the toilet.
00:16:18You do realize what Liv will do to you if you're in her purse, right?
00:16:22That's not her purse.
00:16:23You're not her boyfriend.
00:16:25You're just some creepy, poor pervert.
00:16:30She's literally just outside.
00:16:32You can go ask her.
00:16:33I have a better idea.
00:16:35This is what we think of you and your lies, Eric.
00:16:40Wait, Katie, don't.
00:16:48I tried.
00:16:54Where do you think you're going, white trash?
00:17:01I think it's time Liv Sparks sees.
00:17:03The Maple Valley does when the lower class messes with her.
00:17:07We put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
00:17:14Last chance.
00:17:16Just let me go.
00:17:17No.
00:17:18I'm going to enjoy this.
00:17:21No, you really aren't.
00:17:23Oh, shit.
00:17:23And you'll see why in three, two, one.
00:17:33What are you doing?
00:17:34What are you doing?
00:18:04Can I help you?
00:18:06I'm just picking up a gift from my girlfriend.
00:18:08That's sweet, but that watch is $500,000.
00:18:12It shouldn't be.
00:18:14The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters,
00:18:16which will result in a plus three minus three second time inaccuracy.
00:18:20Please take it off the floor.
00:18:22Look, I don't have time for this.
00:18:24LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us.
00:18:29And their mysterious owner is coming here today.
00:18:32Yeah, so I heard.
00:18:44Surprise.
00:18:45Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:18:47Wow, I am so sorry, Mr. Dawson.
00:18:50I didn't realize it was you.
00:18:52Don't worry about it.
00:18:53I dressed down today.
00:19:05Oh, I can't see!
00:19:07Get down.
00:19:08Press the line.
00:19:14Everybody get on the fucking ground now!
00:19:23Mr. Dawson needs us.
00:19:27Let's go, boys.
00:19:30You.
00:19:30Grab the fucking bags and come with us.
00:19:33Yeah, I don't think so.
00:19:35Oh, we got a smart ass, huh?
00:19:37I'll give you ten seconds before I put a bullet in that smug face of yours.
00:19:40Can we make it five?
00:19:42What?
00:19:43Yeah, five seconds.
00:19:44That should be enough time.
00:19:46Five.
00:19:47Four.
00:19:48Three.
00:19:49You're dead, kid!
00:19:50Two.
00:19:52And...
00:19:53Enjoy prison.
00:19:55What the?
00:19:59Don't fucking move.
00:20:01Get the fuck back!
00:20:02Get back right now, or I'll shoot the kid!
00:20:06I'm warning you!
00:20:10Weak spot.
00:20:11Bad wrist.
00:20:11Hairline fracture that never healed.
00:20:33This one's perfect.
00:20:34I'll take it.
00:20:36I'd love to stay in Chad, but...
00:20:40My copter's here.
00:20:41And I'm gonna be late to my first day of class.
00:20:44BOSS!
00:20:56You were born with supervision.
00:21:01I know.
00:21:02And with that power, you created LVMX.
00:21:04A company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth.
00:21:08Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:21:09Maple Valley is a prestigious high school.
00:21:12Best in the country.
00:21:13But it's still just that.
00:21:14A high school.
00:21:15You don't need this.
00:21:17But...
00:21:18I do need Katie.
00:21:23We've been dating long distance for forever now.
00:21:26And I'm gonna surprise her today.
00:21:27And finally reveal who I really am.
00:21:29She'll be shocked.
00:21:31Yeah.
00:21:32Especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections
00:21:35to get her favorite social media idol, Liv Sparks,
00:21:38to transfer to this school.
00:21:44Mr. Dawson.
00:21:45Maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion?
00:21:48I can't!
00:21:49I miss Homeroom!
00:21:51Oh my God!
00:21:51I love the Sparks!
00:21:52She's coming!
00:21:54I wonder where Katie is.
00:21:56Oh my God!
00:22:00It's Liv Sparks!
00:22:09I can't believe she's at her school!
00:22:11She's one of the hottest influencers in the world!
00:22:16Katie will be thrilled when she needs her idol.
00:22:19Miss Sparks will now be taking selfies today.
00:22:25Hey you.
00:22:27What's Sparks?
00:22:28I have a 4.0.
00:22:29I drive a Mercedes Gullwing.
00:22:31And I also have 400 million followers across all my socials.
00:22:35Uh, I'm Eric.
00:22:38I have a 0.0.
00:22:40And I don't drive.
00:22:42Although I'm pretty good at skateboarding.
00:22:44And I have no followers on any social media.
00:22:48Hey, well.
00:22:49You're not exactly what I was expecting,
00:22:51but I guess you're my new boyfriend now.
00:22:54What?
00:22:55Boyfriend?
00:22:57I'm sorry, I thought my messages were pretty clear.
00:22:59Having a boyfriend will be good for my image.
00:23:01I mean, we just need to be seen in public together a few times.
00:23:06You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
00:23:09I think you've got the wrong guy.
00:23:10I have a girlfriend.
00:23:11And that watch is for her.
00:23:17I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me.
00:23:20I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
00:23:31Oh, look, I am so sorry about all of this.
00:23:35Liv, wait!
00:23:36It's okay.
00:23:39You need more than a tonic.
00:23:41That's not a sore throat.
00:23:42You're going to die.
00:23:44What?
00:23:45Why would you say that to me?
00:23:47If you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes, you will die.
00:23:52Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
00:23:55Okay, look.
00:23:55First of all, I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial.
00:24:00Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:24:03Just promise me.
00:24:05You need to go get your throat checked.
00:24:09Go. Now.
00:24:11Okay. Fine.
00:24:18You're kind of weird.
00:24:20Go. Now.
00:24:24Wouldn't it hurt?
00:24:26Tell Dr. Schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
00:24:33Katie!
00:24:35Katie!
00:24:41Katie?
00:24:44Katie?
00:24:44Katie, what are you doing?
00:24:45Eric, what are you doing here?
00:24:49I wanted to surprise you.
00:24:51Eric, you're like my summer fling.
00:24:53You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
00:24:56Wait, this is the poor townie boy you were swimming with?
00:25:00Jeez, buddy, did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
00:25:03Who's this guy?
00:25:05This guy is Miles Pickett.
00:25:08I'm a big deal around here, bro.
00:25:12Aww.
00:25:14This is sweet.
00:25:15Did you save up every last penny buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
00:25:21Meanwhile, hosting a party at my house this Saturday to welcome Liv Sparks to our school.
00:25:27How would you like to hang out with your item?
00:25:29Really?
00:25:30Yeah.
00:25:37It's already been almost 10 minutes.
00:25:39I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
00:25:43All right, Liv.
00:25:44See ya.
00:25:44Uh...
00:25:46Uh...
00:25:47What?
00:25:49Hold on.
00:25:56Whoa.
00:26:07While Fran?
00:26:10Oh my God!
00:26:12Oh!
00:26:15You're lucky.
00:26:17One more minute, and that would have killed you.
00:26:20He was right.
00:26:21But how?
00:26:23That's not a sore throat. You're going to die.
00:26:27I need to find that boy.
00:26:29Katie.
00:26:32Is this who you really want?
00:26:34Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol, Liv Sparks.
00:26:38Meanwhile, you bought me a cheap knockoff watch.
00:26:43She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place.
00:26:48Miles is legit. You're just a poverty case.
00:26:52You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass.
00:26:59And this, by the way, not a knockoff. This watch is worth more than your house.
00:27:10You're hilarious, buddy.
00:27:12I almost want you to stick around so you can make me love more.
00:27:22We're just not from the same worlds, Eric.
00:27:30You're right. We're not.
00:27:35I really thought I knew her.
00:27:42There you are.
00:27:45Oh my god, you were right.
00:27:48How did you know that there was a spider in my throat?
00:27:51It's a little hard to explain, but
00:27:53I have x-ray vision.
00:27:58No, really.
00:27:59I was born with it.
00:28:01Really?
00:28:02Yeah, really.
00:28:04Okay.
00:28:05Then what color is my bra?
00:28:11A gentleman never looks.
00:28:13Sure.
00:28:15You are so weird.
00:28:17What happened with your girlfriend?
00:28:20Former girlfriend.
00:28:21She broke up with me.
00:28:28Won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation?
00:28:32I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
00:28:35I think I'll be fine.
00:28:47Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:28:51Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends.
00:28:54Oh, hey.
00:28:57Speaking of which, I'll do it.
00:29:00Do what?
00:29:00I'll be your trophy boyfriend.
00:29:02You look like you could use the affection.
00:29:05It looks like you could use the money.
00:29:08Pays ten thousand.
00:29:09An hour.
00:29:10It's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid, but...
00:29:13In total.
00:29:17Look.
00:29:20They're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me.
00:29:23They'll be our first appearance together.
00:29:26And don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff.
00:29:30Okay?
00:29:34Your brow's red.
00:29:37And quite scandalous for school.
00:29:41Don't be late.
00:29:46Beat it, loser.
00:29:48This party's for the school's elite.
00:29:49Not for nerds with Pokémon watches, huh?
00:29:58What a squid.
00:30:01What a jerk.
00:30:05Hey, that was a really cool watch.
00:30:07Tell you what, do you want to trade?
00:30:10That's a Rolex.
00:30:12I like yours more.
00:30:14Thanks.
00:30:15Make sure to change the battery every six months though.
00:30:21I didn't know you were so sweet.
00:30:29Wow.
00:30:38Oh, I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed.
00:30:41My wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels.
00:30:44Sure.
00:30:45Look, I heard that the head of LVMX is going to be here later.
00:30:48Yep, that would be me.
00:30:50So tonight has to be perfect.
00:30:53That means that if anyone messes with me, or my boyfriend,
00:30:57I will personally use my fame, money, and power to destroy them on a molecular level.
00:31:06My publicist is calling.
00:31:07Here is the invite and purse.
00:31:10See you there?
00:31:18Oh my God, Miles.
00:31:19I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the Liv Sparks.
00:31:22Of course, you know, she's such a big influencer.
00:31:25This is so cool.
00:31:26I mean, I'm going to pitch her my makeup line, and if she promotes it, I'd make millions.
00:31:34What the hell is he doing here?
00:31:37Hey, buddy.
00:31:40This is an exclusive party, so you got two options.
00:31:44You better either get out, or I'll kick you out.
00:31:48He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster.
00:31:53He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap.
00:31:59You're trespassing, Eric?
00:32:01No, I'm not.
00:32:03I'm Liv Sparks plus one.
00:32:10Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:32:13The Liv Sparks invited you?
00:32:16Yep.
00:32:21Liv Sparks wouldn't allow this scam back even 10 feet close to her.
00:32:27He's probably a stalker.
00:32:31You're a stalker?
00:32:32Bro, how would you go in her house and find this outfit, huh?
00:32:35What else do you take?
00:32:36Her clothes, her panties, huh?
00:32:42You disgusting berber!
00:32:46Eric, you idiot.
00:32:47What do you think Liv is going to do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:32:51She will crush you.
00:32:53In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by like, I don't know, insulting her date.
00:33:00Listen up, everyone!
00:33:03Get this gooner freak out of here before Liv Sparks shows up.
00:33:10Make an example out of him, all right?
00:33:15Buddy, you really don't want to do this. I'm here with Liv.
00:33:18She would never, ever, in a million years date a piece of human waste like you.
00:33:22Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste.
00:33:26You're so delusional.
00:33:28If I'm delusional, then why do I have her purse?
00:33:34Really? You have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's?
00:33:38That's not just pathetic, it's psychotic.
00:33:42Be careful with that.
00:33:43Oh, why? Did you take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to be able to afford that, huh?
00:33:50Is Liv just going to be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
00:33:54Oh, Katie, don't mess it up. Everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her purses at Walmart.
00:34:00Don't get it dirty, huh?
00:34:01I have an idea. We should wash it. In the toilet.
00:34:11You do realize what Liv will do to you if you're in her purse, right?
00:34:14That's not her purse. You're not her boyfriend. You're just some creepy poor pervert.
00:34:22She's literally just outside. You can go ask her.
00:34:25I have a better idea. This is what we think of you and your lies, Eric.
00:34:32Wait, Katie, don't.
00:34:40I tried.
00:34:46Where do you think you're going, white trash?
00:34:53I think it's time Liv Sparks sees the Maple Valley does when the lower class messes with her.
00:35:00We put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
00:35:06Last chance. Just let me go.
00:35:10I'm going to enjoy this.
00:35:13No, you really aren't.
00:35:14Oh, shit.
00:35:16And you'll see why in three,
00:35:20two,
00:35:24one.
00:35:25What are you doing?
00:35:34What are you doing?
00:35:35Who are you doing?
00:35:56Can I help you?
00:35:58I'm just picking up a gift from my girlfriend.
00:36:00That's sweet.
00:36:01But that watch is $500,000.
00:36:05It shouldn't be.
00:36:06The escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters,
00:36:08which will result in a plus three minus three second time inaccuracy.
00:36:12Please take it off the floor.
00:36:14Look, I don't have time for this.
00:36:17LVMX, the largest luxury brand empire in the world, just bought us.
00:36:21And their mysterious owner is coming here today.
00:36:24Yeah, so I heard.
00:36:36Surprise.
00:36:37Oh my God.
00:36:38Oh my God.
00:36:39Wow, I am so sorry, Mr. Dawson.
00:36:42I didn't realize it was you.
00:36:44Don't worry about it.
00:36:45I dressed down today.
00:36:57Oh, I can't see.
00:36:59Get down.
00:37:00Press the line.
00:37:07Everybody, get on the fucking ground now!
00:37:15Mr. Dawson needs us.
00:37:19Let's go, boys.
00:37:22You, grab the fucking bags and come with us.
00:37:25Yeah, I don't think so.
00:37:27Oh, we got a smart ass, huh?
00:37:29I'll give you ten seconds before I put a bullet in that smug face of yours.
00:37:33Can we make it five?
00:37:34What?
00:37:35Yeah, five seconds.
00:37:37That should be enough time.
00:37:38Five.
00:37:39Four.
00:37:40Three.
00:37:41You're dead, kid!
00:37:43Two.
00:37:45And...
00:37:45Enjoy prison.
00:37:47What the?
00:37:52Don't fucking move.
00:37:53Get the fuck back!
00:37:54Get back right now, or I'll shoot the kid!
00:37:58I'm warning you!
00:38:02Weak spot.
00:38:03Bad wrist.
00:38:03Hairline fracture that never healed.
00:38:25This one's perfect.
00:38:26I'll take it.
00:38:28I'd love to stay and chat, but...
00:38:32My cock is here.
00:38:34And I'm going to be late for my first day of class.
00:38:36Boss!
00:38:48You were born with supervision.
00:38:53I know.
00:38:54And with that power, you created LVMX,
00:38:56a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on the face of the earth.
00:39:00Is there a question in there somewhere?
00:39:01Maple Valley is a prestigious high school.
00:39:04Best in the country.
00:39:05But it's still just that.
00:39:06A high school.
00:39:07You don't need this.
00:39:09But...
00:39:10I do need Katie.
00:39:15We've been dating long distance for forever now.
00:39:18And I'm going to surprise her today.
00:39:19And finally reveal who I really am.
00:39:22She'll be shocked.
00:39:22Yeah.
00:39:24Especially when she finds out that I was able to use my connections
00:39:27to get her favorite social media idol,
00:39:29Liv Sparks,
00:39:31to transfer to this school.
00:39:36Mr. Dawson,
00:39:37maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion?
00:39:41I can't!
00:39:42I miss Homeroom!
00:39:43Oh my God!
00:39:44I miss Sparks is coming!
00:39:46I wonder where Katie is.
00:39:48Oh my God!
00:39:52It's Liv Sparks!
00:40:01I can't believe she's at her school!
00:40:03She's one of the hottest influencers in the world!
00:40:08Katie will be thrilled when she meets her idol.
00:40:11Miss Sparks will not be taking selfies today.
00:40:17Hey you.
00:40:19What's Sparks?
00:40:20I have a 4.0.
00:40:22I drive a Mercedes Goldwing.
00:40:23And I also have 400 million followers across all my socials.
00:40:27Uh, I'm...
00:40:28Eric.
00:40:30I have a 0.0.
00:40:32And I don't drive.
00:40:34Although I'm pretty good at skateboarding.
00:40:36And I have no followers on any social media.
00:40:40I will.
00:40:41You're not exactly what I was expecting,
00:40:44but I guess you're my new boyfriend now.
00:40:46What?
00:40:47Boyfriend?
00:40:49I'm sorry.
00:40:50I thought my messages were pretty clear.
00:40:52Having a boyfriend will be good for my image.
00:40:54I mean,
00:40:54we just need to be seen in public together a few times.
00:40:58You are the fake boyfriend that we hired, right?
00:41:01I think you've got the wrong guy.
00:41:03I have a girlfriend.
00:41:04And that watch is for her.
00:41:07Huh?
00:41:09I thought that I told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired standing here for me.
00:41:12I was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat.
00:41:24Oh, look.
00:41:25I am so sorry about all of this.
00:41:27Liv, wait!
00:41:29It's okay.
00:41:32You need more than a tonic.
00:41:33That's not a sore throat.
00:41:34You're going to die.
00:41:36What?
00:41:37Why would you say that to me?
00:41:39If you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes,
00:41:41you will die.
00:41:44Promise me you'll go see the nurse.
00:41:47Okay, look.
00:41:48First of all,
00:41:49I've got the world's best online doctors on speed dial.
00:41:52Why would I ever go see the school nurse?
00:41:55Just promise me
00:41:57you need to go get your throat checked.
00:42:02Go.
00:42:02Now.
00:42:03Okay.
00:42:04Fine.
00:42:10You're kind of weird.
00:42:12Go.
00:42:13Now.
00:42:16Wouldn't hurt?
00:42:18Tell Dr. Skyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here.
00:42:25Katie!
00:42:27Katie!
00:42:28Katie!
00:42:35Katie, what are you doing?
00:42:37Eric, what are you doing here?
00:42:41I wanted to surprise you.
00:42:44Eric, you're like my summer fling.
00:42:46You can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you.
00:42:49Wait, this is the poor townie boy you were slumming with?
00:42:52Jeez, buddy.
00:42:53Did you find that uniform in the dumpster?
00:42:55Who's this guy?
00:42:58This guy is Miles Pickett.
00:43:00I'm a big deal around here, bro.
00:43:04Oh.
00:43:06This is sweet.
00:43:07Did you save up every last penny?
00:43:09Buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend Katie, huh?
00:43:13Meanwhile, I was in a party at my house this Saturday
00:43:17to welcome Liv Sparks to our school.
00:43:19How would you like to hang out with your item?
00:43:21Ah, really?
00:43:22Yeah.
00:43:29It's already been almost 10 minutes.
00:43:31I can't believe I let him freak me out enough to call you here.
00:43:35All right, Liv.
00:43:36Say ah.
00:43:37Ah.
00:43:40What?
00:43:41Hold on.
00:44:01Oh, my God.
00:44:04Oh, my God.
00:44:08You're lucky.
00:44:09One more minute and that would have killed you.
00:44:12He was right.
00:44:13But how?
00:44:15That's not a sore throat.
00:44:16You're going to die.
00:44:19I need to find that boy.
00:44:21Katie.
00:44:24Is this who you really want?
00:44:26Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol, Liv Sparks.
00:44:30Meanwhile, you bought me a cheap knockoff watch.
00:44:36She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place.
00:44:40Miles is legit.
00:44:42You're just a poverty case.
00:44:44You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass.
00:44:51And this, by the way, not a knockoff.
00:44:54This watch is worth more than your house.
00:45:02You're hilarious, buddy.
00:45:04I almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more.
00:45:14We're just not from the same world, Derek.
00:45:22You're right.
00:45:23We're not.
00:45:27I really thought I knew her.
00:45:35There you are.
00:45:37Oh my God, you were right.
00:45:40How did you know that there was a spider in my throat?
00:45:43It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
00:45:49No, really.
00:45:51I was born with it.
00:45:53Really?
00:45:54Yeah, really.
00:45:56Okay.
00:45:57Then what color is my bra?
00:46:03A gentleman never looks.
00:46:05Sure.
00:46:07You are so weird.
00:46:09What happened with your girlfriend?
00:46:12Former girlfriend.
00:46:14She broke up with me.
00:46:21Won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation?
00:46:24I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
00:46:27I think I'll be fine.
00:46:39Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
00:46:43Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends.
00:46:47Oh, hey.
00:46:49Speaking of which, I'll do it.
00:46:52Do what?
00:46:53I'll be your trophy boyfriend.
00:46:54You look like you could use the affection.
00:46:57It looks like you could use the money.
00:47:00Pays 10,000.
00:47:01An hour?
00:47:02It's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid, but...
00:47:06In total!
00:47:10Look.
00:47:12They're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me.
00:47:16They'll be our first appearance together.
00:47:18And don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff.
00:47:22Okay?
00:47:26Your bra's red.
00:47:29And quite scandalous for school.
00:47:33Don't be late.
00:47:38Beat it, loser!
00:47:40This party's for the school's elite.
00:47:42Not for nerds with Pokemon watches, huh?
00:47:50What a squid.
00:47:53What a jerk.
00:47:56Hey, that was a really cool watch.
00:47:59Tell you what.
00:48:00Do you want to trade?
00:48:03That's a Rolex.
00:48:04I like yours more.
00:48:06Thanks.
00:48:07Make sure to change the battery every six months, though.
00:48:13I didn't know you were so sweet.
00:48:21Wow.
00:48:30Oh, I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed.
00:48:33My wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels.
00:48:36Sure.
00:48:37Look, I heard that the head of LVMX is going to be here later.
00:48:40Yep.
00:48:41That would be me.
00:48:42So tonight has to be perfect.
00:48:45That means that if anyone messes with me, or my boyfriend, I will personally use my fame,
00:48:52money, and power to destroy them on a molecular level.
00:48:58My publicist is calling.
00:48:59My publicist is calling.
00:49:00Here is the invite and purse.
00:49:02See you there.
00:49:10Oh, my God, Miles.
00:49:11I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the Liv Sparks.
00:49:15Of course.
00:49:15You know, she's such a big influencer.
00:49:17This is so cool.
00:49:18I mean, I'm going to pitch her my makeup line, and if she promotes it, I'd make millions.
00:49:26What the hell is he doing here?
00:49:29Hey, buddy.
00:49:32This is an exclusive party, so you got two options.
00:49:36You better either get out, or I'll kick you out.
00:49:40He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster.
00:49:45He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap.
00:49:51You're trespassing, Eric?
00:49:53No, I'm not.
00:49:55I'm Liv Sparks plus one.
00:50:02Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:50:04Wait, wait.
00:50:05The Liv Sparks invited you?
00:50:08Yep.
00:50:13Liv Sparks wouldn't allow this scambag even 10 feet close to her.
00:50:19He's probably a stalker.
00:50:23You a stalker?
00:50:24Bro?
00:50:24How would you go to her house and find this outfit, huh?
00:50:27What else do you take?
00:50:28Her clothes?
00:50:29Her panties, huh?
00:50:35You disgusting barber!
00:50:38Eric, you idiot.
00:50:40What do you think Liv is going to do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
00:50:43She will crush you.
00:50:45In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by like, I don't know, insulting her date?
00:50:52Listen up!
00:50:54Everyone!
00:50:55Get this gooner freak out of here before Liv Sparks shows up!
00:51:02Make an example out of him, alright?
00:51:07Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
00:51:09I'm here with Liv.
00:51:10She would never, ever, in a million years date a piece of human waste like you.
00:51:14Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste.
00:51:18You're so delusional.
00:51:20If I'm delusional, then why do I have her purse?
00:51:27Really?
00:51:27You have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's?
00:51:30That's not just pathetic, it's psychotic.
00:51:34Be careful with that.
00:51:35Oh, why?
00:51:36Did you take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to be able to afford that, huh?
00:51:42Is Liv just going to be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
00:51:46Oh, Katie, don't mess it up.
00:51:48Everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her purses at Walmart.
00:51:52Don't get it dirty, huh?
00:51:54I have an idea.
00:51:55We should wash it.
00:51:56In the toilet.
00:52:03You do realize what Liv will do to you if you're in her purse, right?
00:52:06That's not her purse.
00:52:08You're not her boyfriend.
00:52:09You're just some creepy, poor pervert.
00:52:14She's literally just outside.
00:52:16You can go ask her.
00:52:17I have a better idea.
00:52:18Yeah, this is what we think of you and your lies, Eric.
00:52:24Wait, Katie, don't.
00:52:33I tried.
00:52:39Where do you think you're going, white trash?
00:52:45I think it's time Liv Sparks sees the Maple Valley does when the lower class messes with her.
00:52:52We put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
00:52:59Last chance.
00:53:00Just let me go.
00:53:02No.
00:53:03I'm going to enjoy this.
00:53:05No, you really aren't.
00:53:07Oh, shit.
00:53:08And you'll see why in three...
00:53:14two...
00:53:16one...
00:53:17what are you doing?
00:53:18WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
00:53:18Oh, my God.
00:53:48can i help you i'm just picking up a gift for my girlfriend that's sweet but that watch is five
00:53:55hundred thousand dollars it shouldn't be the escapement is off by 0.5 millimeters which will
00:54:01result in a plus three minus three second time inaccuracy please take it off the floor look
00:54:07i don't have time for this lvmx the largest luxury brand empire in the world just bought us
00:54:13and their mysterious owner is coming here today yeah so i heard
00:54:29surprise oh my god oh my god wow i am so sorry mr dawson i i didn't realize it was
00:54:36you don't
00:54:36worry about it i dressed down today
00:54:49oh i can't see get down press the line
00:54:59everybody get on the ground now
00:55:07mr dawson needs us
00:55:12let's go boys
00:55:14you grab the bags and come with us
00:55:18yeah i don't think so oh we got a smart ass huh i'll give you 10 seconds before i put
00:55:23a bullet in
00:55:23that smug face of yours can we make it five what yeah five seconds that should be enough time five
00:55:31four three you're dead kid two and enjoy prison what the
00:55:44don't move get the back get back right now or i'll shoot the kid
00:55:51i'm warning you
00:55:54weak spot bad wrist hairline fracture that never healed
00:56:17this one's perfect i'll take it i'd love to stay in chat but
00:56:24my cop is here and i'm gonna be late to my first day of class
00:56:40you were born with supervision
00:56:45i know and with that power you created lvmx a company that owns nearly every luxury brand on
00:56:51the face of the earth is there a question in there somewhere maple valley is a prestigious
00:56:55high school best in the country but it's still just that a high school you don't need this but
00:57:02i do need katie
00:57:07we've been dating long distance for forever now and i'm going to surprise her today and finally
00:57:12reveal who i really am she'll be shocked yeah especially when she finds out that i was able
00:57:18to use my connections to get her favorite social media idol liv sparks to transfer to this school
00:57:28mr dawson maybe change into a uniform that hasn't been through an explosion i can't i miss homeroom
00:57:37i wonder where katie is oh my god
00:57:44it's liz sparks
00:57:53i can't believe she's at her school she's one of the hardest influencers in the world katie will be
00:58:01thrilled when she meets her idol miss sparks will not be taking selfies today
00:58:10hey you what's sparks i have a 4.0 i drive a mercedes goldwing and i also have 400 million
00:58:17followers
00:58:18across all my socials uh i'm eric i have a 0.0 and i don't drive although i'm pretty good
00:58:27at skateboarding
00:58:28and i have no followers on any social media
00:58:32hey well you're not exactly what i was expecting but i guess you're my new boyfriend now
00:58:39what boyfriend i'm sorry i thought my messages were pretty clear having a boyfriend will be good
00:58:45for my image i mean we just need to be seen in public together a few times
00:58:50you are the fake boyfriend that we hired right i think you've got the wrong guy i have a girlfriend
00:58:55and that watch is for her huh i thought that i told you to have the fake boyfriend we hired
00:59:03standing
00:59:04here for me i was too busy making this tonic for your horrible sore throat
00:59:16oh look i am so sorry about all this live wait it's okay
00:59:24you need more than a tonic that's not a sore throat you're going to die
00:59:29what why would you say that to me if you don't go to the nurse in 10 minutes you will
00:59:34die
00:59:36uh promise me you'll go see the nurse okay look first of all i've got the world's best online
00:59:42doctors on speed dial why would i ever go see the school nurse just promise me you need to go
00:59:50get
00:59:50your throat checked go now okay fine you're kind of weird go now
01:00:09wouldn't hurt tell dr schuyler to cancel whatever she's doing and meet me here
01:00:22katie katie katie katie what are you doing eric what are you doing here i wanted to surprise you
01:00:35eric you're like my summer fling you can't actually expect a girl like me to be serious about you
01:00:40wait this is the poor townie boy you were swimming with jeez buddy did you find that uniform in the
01:00:46dumpster who's this guy this guy is miles pickett i'm a big deal around here bro oh
01:00:58this is sweet did you save up every last penny buying a cheap knockoff to impress your girlfriend
01:01:04katie huh meanwhile i was in a party at my house this saturday to welcome live sparks
01:01:10to our school how would you like to hang out with your item really it's already been almost 10
01:01:23minutes i can't believe i let him freak me out enough to call you here all right live say ah
01:01:29ah
01:01:30uh what hold on
01:01:53oh my god
01:02:00You're lucky. One more minute, and that would have killed you.
01:02:04He was right. But how?
01:02:07That's not a sore throat. You're going to die.
01:02:11I need to find that boy.
01:02:15Katie, is this who you really want?
01:02:18Miles got me a FaceTime with my idol, Liv Sparks.
01:02:22Meanwhile, you bought me a cheap knockoff watch.
01:02:28She has no idea that I'm the one who got Liv to transfer here in the first place.
01:02:32Miles is legit. You're just a poverty case.
01:02:36You wouldn't know legit if it bit you in your plastic ass.
01:02:44And this, by the way, not a knockoff. This watch is worth more than your house.
01:02:54You're hilarious, buddy.
01:02:55See? I almost want you to stick around so you can make me laugh more.
01:03:07We're just not from the same worlds, Eric.
01:03:14You're right.
01:03:15We're not.
01:03:19I really thought I knew her.
01:03:27There you are.
01:03:29Oh my god, you were right.
01:03:32How did you know that there was a spider in my throat?
01:03:35It's a little hard to explain, but I have x-ray vision.
01:03:42No, really. I was born with it.
01:03:45Really?
01:03:46Yeah, really.
01:03:48Okay.
01:03:50Then what color is my bra?
01:03:55A gentleman never looks.
01:03:58Sure.
01:03:59You are so weird.
01:04:01What happened with your girlfriend?
01:04:04Former girlfriend.
01:04:06She broke up with me.
01:04:13Won't helping the school loser hurt your reputation?
01:04:16I am one of the most famous teenagers in the world.
01:04:19I think I'll be fine.
01:04:31Did your girlfriend break up with you because you told her you have x-ray vision?
01:04:35Big talk coming from somebody who has to pay for her boyfriends.
01:04:39Oh, hey.
01:04:41Speaking of which, I'll do it.
01:04:44Do what?
01:04:45I'll be your trophy boyfriend.
01:04:47You look like you could use the affection.
01:04:49It looks like you could use the money.
01:04:52Pays $10,000.
01:04:53An hour?
01:04:55That's quite a bit under what I'm used to getting paid, but...
01:04:58In total!
01:05:02Look.
01:05:04They're hosting this welcome live party tonight for me.
01:05:08They'll be our first appearance together.
01:05:11And don't talk about all that x-ray vision stuff, okay?
01:05:19Your bra's red.
01:05:21And quite scandalous for school.
01:05:26Don't be late.
01:05:31Beat it, loser.
01:05:32This party's for the school's elite.
01:05:34Not for nerds with Pokemon watches, huh?
01:05:42What a squid.
01:05:45What a jerk.
01:05:48Hey, that was a really cool watch.
01:05:51Tell you what.
01:05:52Do you want a trade?
01:05:55That's a Rolex.
01:05:56I like yours more.
01:05:58Thanks.
01:05:59Make sure to change the battery every six months, though.
01:06:05I didn't know you were so sweet.
01:06:13Wow.
01:06:22Oh, I'm sorry I'm a bit underdressed.
01:06:25My wardrobe's being sent over as soon as my private jet refuels.
01:06:28Sure.
01:06:29Look, I heard that the head of LVMX is going to be here later.
01:06:33Yep.
01:06:33That would be me.
01:06:34So tonight has to be perfect.
01:06:36That means that if anyone messes with me, or my boyfriend, I will personally use my fame,
01:06:45money, and power to destroy them on a molecular level.
01:06:50My publicist is calling.
01:06:51Here is the invite and purse.
01:06:55See you there?
01:07:02Oh, my God, Miles.
01:07:04I can't believe you're the one throwing the welcome party for the Liv Sparks.
01:07:07Of course.
01:07:07You know, she's such a big influencer.
01:07:09This is so cool.
01:07:10I mean, I'm going to pitch her my makeup line, and if she promotes it, I'd make millions.
01:07:18What the hell is he doing here?
01:07:21Hey, buddy.
01:07:24Hey, this is an exclusive party, so you've got two options.
01:07:28You better either get out, or I'll kick you out.
01:07:33He looks like a homeless that found one of our uniforms in the dumpster.
01:07:37He looks like someone my dad would hire to pick up our dog's crap.
01:07:44You're trespassing, Eric?
01:07:45No, I'm not.
01:07:47I'm Liv Sparks Plus One.
01:07:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:07:56Wait, wait.
01:07:58The Liv Sparks invited you?
01:08:00Yep.
01:08:05Liv Sparks wouldn't allow this scambag even 10 feet close to her.
01:08:11He's probably a stalker.
01:08:15You a stalker, bro?
01:08:17Why don't you go in her house and find this outfit, huh?
01:08:19What else do you take?
01:08:21Her clothes?
01:08:22Her panties, huh?
01:08:27You disgusting barber!
01:08:30Eric, you idiot.
01:08:32What do you think Liv is going to do when she finds out you're pretending to be her boyfriend?
01:08:35She will crush you.
01:08:37In that case, you probably don't want to piss her off by, like, I don't know, insulting her date.
01:08:45Listen up!
01:08:46Everyone!
01:08:47Get this gooner freak out of here before Liv Sparks shows up!
01:08:54Make an example out of him, all right?
01:08:59Buddy, you really don't want to do this.
01:09:01I'm here with Liv.
01:09:02She would never, ever, in a million years, date a piece of human waste like you.
01:09:06Liv wouldn't like you calling her boyfriend a human waste.
01:09:10You're so delusional.
01:09:12If I'm delusional, then why do I have her purse?
01:09:19Really?
01:09:19You have another fake purse and you expect us to believe that this is Liv's?
01:09:23That's not just pathetic, it's psychotic.
01:09:26Be careful with that.
01:09:27Oh, why?
01:09:28Did you, uh, take up extra shifts at Mickey D's to, uh, be able to afford that, huh?
01:09:34Is Liv just going to be so mad if I ruin her fake cheap knockoff?
01:09:38Oh, Katie, don't mess it up.
01:09:41Everyone knows that Liv Sparks gets her curses at Walmart.
01:09:44Don't get it dirty, huh?
01:09:46I have an idea.
01:09:47We should wash it.
01:09:48In the toilet.
01:09:53Ah!
01:09:55You do realize what Liv will do to you if you ruin her purse, right?
01:09:59That's not her purse.
01:10:00You're not her boyfriend.
01:10:01You're just some creepy, poor pervert.
01:10:07She's literally just outside.
01:10:08You can go ask her.
01:10:10I have a better idea.
01:10:11This is what we think of you and your lies, Eric.
01:10:17Wait, Katie, don't.
01:10:25I tried.
01:10:26I tried.
01:10:31Where do you think you're going, white trash?
01:10:37I think it's time Liv Sparks sees the Maple Valley does when the lower class messes with her.
01:10:44We put them in the toilet with the rest of the human waste.
01:10:51Last chance.
01:10:52Just let me go.
01:10:54No.
01:10:55I'm going to enjoy this.
01:10:57No, you really aren't.
01:10:59Oh, shit.
01:11:00And you'll see why in three, two, one.
01:11:09What are you doing?
01:11:11What are you doing?
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