00:10I turned 37 recently, man, and I love getting older, but I just hate what comes along with it.
00:16Like, I'm starting to do all the things I made fun about my parents that they was doing,
00:20now I'm starting to do it. Like, I'm watching reruns of Matlock like it's going out of style
00:25right now. I carry a pocket full of half-chewed Werther's Originals. Just a pocket full of
00:32sucking saves. It tastes like caramel and Levi's. I'm just too polite when it comes to sex. I don't
00:41know how to initiate sex, right? I'm not into that foreplay of that kissing and caressing and
00:46rubbing the back. I don't know how to initiate sex. I like to initiate sex off of a handshake.
00:55Like, I was about to bump Bellas with this one young lady one time, and I was like,
00:59up high, down low, too slow. She's like, you need to leave.
01:06I'm glad I came out here tonight. Almost didn't make it. When they had my start time at 7.20,
01:13you know, I got a lot of black people that showed up. I was like, yeah, I got to be
01:16here 6.45 a.m.
01:22I put the fly out there. It's all on the marquee. What time? I was like,
01:26you know, I got to be here 7.196 a.m.
01:27okay, ous and I got to be here 221 a.m.
01:27You
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