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  • 6 weeks ago
Ronald, a 19 year old Innocent Mormon, goes to crazy lengths to stay on the straight and narrow.
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00:00I can't believe my little boy will receive the priesthood tomorrow if you pass.
00:09Within your body you have the power of creation.
00:13It might be likened to having a little factory in your body.
00:18Do not be guilty of tampering or playing with this sacred power of creation.
00:24It is of the devil.
00:27Latter-day Saint young men are not to do this.
00:32It is of the devil.
00:34It is of the devil.
00:37Ronald!
00:40No, no, no, wait, wait, mom, mom, wait, wait, mom, mom, no, ow!
00:44I didn't do anything, I was trying out a magic trick.
00:48Ah, but it's on Star Search!
00:50This is my house, and you will not contaminate it with your six sexual games.
00:56I call it Sister Hissom.
00:57Really, Bob, the Relief Society president?
00:59I need special support right now, Ronald.
01:02You wasted God's seed.
01:04How many little babies did you kill in releasing your seed?
01:09No!
01:09I'm not calling you a murderer!
01:12But those are my grandbabies!
01:16I can't find the keys.
01:17What do you mean you can't find them?
01:19They aren't there!
01:20Matthew 530.
01:23If your right arm offend thee, cut it off.
01:27If your eye offend thee, pluck it out.
01:29No!
01:32No!
01:33No!
01:34No!
01:36What is your name, demon?
01:40Fear not, though the enemy derives!
01:46Courage for the Lord is on our side!
01:49The Holy Ghost shocks me every morning when I'm bent over on my knees!
01:55In prayer!
01:57In that area
01:57It isn't the devil
01:59It isn't the devil
02:00It isn't the devil
02:01It isn't the devil
02:02It is the devil
02:03You
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