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00:09I'm not going to die.
00:11I'm not going to die.
00:31Why are you not looking for me?
00:33Why are you not looking for me?
01:28I'm not looking for you.
01:57Why are you not looking for me?
02:00Why are you not looking for me?
02:29Why are you not looking for me?
02:33Why are you not looking for me?
02:45Why are you not looking for me?
03:21Why are you not looking for me?
03:26Why are you not looking for me?
03:27Why are you not looking for me?
03:35Why are you not looking for me?
03:44Why are you not looking for me?
03:49Why are you not looking for me?
03:50Why are you not looking for me?
03:51Why are you not looking for me?
03:52Why are you not looking for me?
03:52Why are you not looking for me?
04:16Why are you not looking for me?
04:32Why are you not looking for me?
04:36Why are you not looking for me?
04:45Why are you not looking for me?
05:05Why are you not looking for me?
05:12Ah, next song I'm going to send to my friend.
05:19Very巧 that he's here today.
05:22He's the one who's drinking wine.
05:31Okay.
05:33He's the one who's young, and he's the one who's drinking wine.
05:39He's the one who's drinking wine.
05:42Today is his 10th birthday movie.
05:45Let's give him a shout-out to him.
05:52Let's give him a shout-out to him.
05:54Let him again.
05:56Let him again.
05:56Let him again.
05:58Let him again.
05:59Let him go.
05:59Let him again.
06:02Let him again.
06:03Thank you for your support.
06:09Thank you very much.
06:32Let's go.
06:48You're coming.
06:50Here we are.
07:08What's your name?
07:12Is it five liters or ten liters?
07:14Five liters.
07:17Five liters.
07:24...
07:24...
07:24...
07:24...
07:51但是不要了
08:05诶 默哥 你怎么
08:12来了 我怎么不能来啊
08:15我是
08:21你以为我出了个大酒就躲起来了
08:24没有
08:25您大人不计小人过吗
08:27我知道
08:28我脸皮没那么薄
08:30要不能开那种店吧
08:33今天这个朱昌大哥怎么不在啊
08:35没人唱歌啊
08:38陪坑上喝酒呢
08:46喝酒啊
08:50待会再喝吧
08:51还要唱歌呢
08:52那有这样的规矩
08:54这样
08:56把这杯喝完
08:59我就放你走
09:00我就放你走
09:06我自己来吧
09:10管那么忙
09:12无狼似火
09:15这都第二轮了
09:18看来今天晚上不好过了
09:23
09:37我还有事
09:39
10:08你什么时候回店里啊
10:10你什么时候回店里啊
10:10你什么时候回店里啊
10:10怎么
10:11还要买范达康
10:13要你管
10:16那你上次当众造我谣
10:17这事就算了
10:19说了说了
10:21怎么着吧
10:22通过不识之词
10:24恶意重伤他人
10:25知道叫什么
10:26这叫诽谤
10:29你已经对我的精神造成了损害
10:30你一句说都说了
10:32就完了
10:33那你想怎么着
10:35怎么你今天喝这么多酒
10:38还要吃范达康
10:39要你管
10:39要你管
10:40
10:42
10:42喝了酒以后是不能吃范达康的
10:45会爆点
10:47会爆点
10:48你别说了
10:49别说了
10:49别说了
10:51别说了
10:52别说了
10:54别说了
10:55别说了
10:55别说了
10:57别说了
11:00别说了
11:08别说了
11:38别说了
11:39你说话 算话
11:51你说话错话
12:10Oh, my God.
12:22你给我吃的什么东西?我告诉你
12:25,今天不营业啊,你别找茬,门口写着呢。我今天为什么来的
12:28,你不知道吗?我哪知道啊,你不应该去找那些小姐姐们吗
12:32?来我这干嘛?我今天也没点你哥啊,谁惹你了?是因为那个
12:47,解脚药啊。
12:50解你妹,你倒我傻吗?小兄弟
12:54,我这是在帮你,梵达康不能天天吃,而且,吃梵达康不能喝酒,我给你那个印度神药,印度神药。
13:02喝了酒是不影响药效的,效果特别好,而且持续时间特别长。有多长
13:14?三天。
13:16你的意思是,我得这样,三天。理论上是这样的。老畜生
13:29,我怎么弄死你?我靠。
13:32这么猛的吗?这么猛的吗
13:35?我告诉你啊,现在当务之急是解决问题
13:38,你应该去找那些小姐姐们,不是来找我。你个老畜生,解药呢?这又不是春药
13:46,哪来的解药啊?自己解决一下
13:49,找个人不就解决了吗?我去哪儿找小姐姐去啊
13:52?怎么了?
13:53四个小姐姐,一个都看不上我,眼光这么高。他们说了
14:01,我只陪酒。要不你去厕所解决一下
14:02,大家都是男人,不用我教你吧。你以为我没解决过吗?那这样
14:11,这个,我这儿有一些猛片
14:14,送给你。你拿回家慢慢搞,好吧。不行。怎么就不行了呢
14:19?你快点,我,我现在
14:22,我现在扭了。
14:28你有棋。我要成素素。你明白。这属于是血气分钢
14:33,加上喝酒。有点棘手。不行
14:34,你必须帮我解决问题。都跟你说了
14:37,没有解决的办法了。要不,去医院挂个急诊。我绝对不会因为这种失去医院的
14:43,你明白吗?那就没办法了。再说一遍。我告诉你啊
14:49,君子动口,不动手。
14:55我告诉你。你几天要不给我解决这事
14:57,我把你电给砸了。我跟你讲,你要是故意损害他人财务
15:02,超过五千
15:09,可是要判刑呢。你也不想年纪轻轻吃牢饭吧?你放手。我解决。我给你解决还不行吗?
15:26你快点。这个
15:30,我去做好准备工作。你等我一下啊。什么
15:37?怎么还没拖啊?
15:41我。谁
15:45,谁怎么在客厅脱裤子。想去我房间里
15:48?那不太好吧。弄得到处都是的
15:51,太麻烦了。麻烦了。大家都是男人
15:53,不是忍不住了吗?你有的,我也有。来吧。等等。这是什么东西啊
16:00?烙鸟管啊
16:03,先帮你解决点。
16:05这有用吗
16:07当然有用了
16:09医院有盘尿障碍的人都是用这个的
16:11但老了呀都得来这么一遭
16:13就当提前演习了
16:16疼不疼啊
16:18不知道
16:19可能会有点痒吧
16:21你用过吗
16:24没用啊
16:24没用过你给我用个屁啊
16:27
16:28行 那一会儿咱们就去医院吧
16:30
16:53别顶住我猫啊这一套一共六十块钱人工费就不收了这个耗财一会儿记得付一下你趁猴大吉啊你老狗收到等等等等等等我
17:01我错了还不行吗你等等你 你以前给别人做过吗
17:27我又不是蜜尿科医生我哪有机会给别人弄靠你怎么拿我当实验品啊你就这样了还讲究什么呀要不你就等着爆炸我给你打120整个酒吧一条街的人都知道你因为什么进了医院那那万一你弄错地方呢就这么一个地方怎么可能弄错顶多擦破点皮吃点香药就好那
17:30那你万一再跟我弄坏了不行不行不行你
17:31你换个方法你换一个
17:52去医院去医院也不行你不是开这个店的吗你办法不是应该挺多的吗办法吗那是有但不见得比倒尿管轻松啊确定要是
17:59对对对对对对对对
18:01对对对对对对对对对对
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