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00:00Friends, this is not my regular clean comedy video.
00:02This is a roast comedy in which the language is a little different.
00:05Tell me first, the rest of you are good.
00:30If you had a good time, he took a look at the eyebrows.
00:33How the hell did we take a look at the eyebrows?
00:39I'm sorry.
00:40I'm sorry.
00:40I'm sorry.
00:40I'm sorry.
00:40I'm sorry.
00:41But they're very good.
00:44Who keeps your eyes on the ground?
00:49Ravinder, take a break.
00:51We'll take 5 minutes in the losers.
00:53We are going to roast our friends.
00:57We are going to do a lot of things back.
00:59Now we are going to do it.
01:10How did you say this?
01:12If you are like this,
01:14then we are going to do it.
01:23Welcome to the stage,
01:25your host master,
01:26Mr. Ashish Solangi.
01:37I wanted to make this show very early,
01:39but I was very busy watching Reels.
01:42Do you watch Instagram?
01:43Yes.
01:44What are you doing, man?
01:46I feel like,
01:47all are good for me.
01:50Only we are poor,
01:52no one else,
01:53not their payers.
01:55They are going to be happy.
01:56Some are sad, right?
01:58We all are going to do the same thing.
01:59Some are in Instagram live,
02:00brother, my family has joined me today.
02:03I've been given three people.
02:05They are going to be happy.
02:07You're also going to be an addict,
02:09but you don't trust.
02:10You will have to take three days
02:12to take the Instagram.
02:14It's not the start of life.
02:17Then you are open to Chrome,
02:18and you are open to be open.
02:20I don't even know what it is.
02:22And those people famous on Instagram, why are they famous?
02:25Why are they famous?
02:27They go like this and they're sleeping on the bed.
02:30They're sleeping on the bed.
02:31You're sleeping on the bed.
02:34You're sleeping on the bed.
02:37These people don't exist.
02:40These people are uploading.
02:42Instagram celebrities.
02:43They're living on their hands.
02:45The first word, hey guys.
02:46Yes.
02:47I'm very excited that they're being sold on their hands.
02:51That's why.
02:58Are you guys ready?
03:02The worst thing on Instagram.
03:06The rest of the humor is relatable.
03:09They're debatable.
03:11And in all the recent movies,
03:13common flop-mahila.
03:19Please make some noise.
03:21For Kusha Kapella.
03:23Yes.
03:24Yes.
03:29Yes.
03:36Yes.
03:37Yes.
03:38Well, I've been writing.
03:39I don't know if I could come in front.
03:41Yes.
03:42I'm watching?
03:43Yes.
03:44How are you?
03:45Very good.
03:46Thank you so much for doing this.
03:47Why did you do this?
03:49What did you say?
03:50Honestly, Solanke, if you don't call me at night,
03:53saying please, save my career,
03:55please, give me traction.
03:56I was not going to do this.
03:58Save yourself.
04:03What's going on?
04:05Just leave it in the back.
04:08And what are you expecting?
04:11Nothing. Your career is changing.
04:12You all have to charity.
04:14I'm doing this for my annual.
04:16I have to do it every year.
04:18So I'll do it for you.
04:19Okay.
04:21Those people here who are my fans and don't know them.
04:26Please, take your hands and take your hands.
04:28Take it quickly.
04:30Take it quickly.
04:32Love you.
04:34Full refund for you.
04:36Those people who are my fans and don't know them.
04:39How lucky you are.
04:42How lucky.
04:43I'll introduce her.
04:44Ladies and gentlemen,
04:45you will have seen them on any screen.
04:48And you will think, who is this?
04:50Why are they coming from each other?
04:52Everything is everywhere.
04:53Every place is like human beings.
04:57Everything is on Netflix,
04:59YouTube,
05:00Prime.
05:02How many screens do I have?
05:06How many screens do I have?
05:07Today, I'll tell you the first time your friends will tell you.
05:10I mean, in front of you.
05:14That's our usual.
05:16Sad news.
05:17Now, Kusha got divorced recently.
05:20So now, it's not a ring on them.
05:21It's a ring light.
05:26You've seen a scam on Instagram?
05:27You've seen a scam.
05:28She's been fighting for 4 years for body positivity.
05:31For the community.
05:42Now, you're a big one.
05:43This is a pig.
05:45You've got your car.
05:48They've recently reduced 10-15 kilos.
05:50They've reduced 10-15 kilos.
05:51They're just getting sick.
05:52Okay.
05:56Make some nice for Kusha Kapila.
05:58Please have a seat. Please have a seat.
06:01Kusha, because you know how many cases are in our comics today.
06:06That's why we won't grow in the jokes
06:08until you don't give us written consent.
06:11We have to go very safe.
06:13One went to jail,
06:14and she's in Big Boss and she's poor.
06:23That's why we don't have an agreement on your side.
06:28That's why we don't have an agreement on your side.
06:30That's why we have an agreement on your side.
06:30What do you mean?
06:31What do you mean?
06:31Okay.
06:32I'll read that agreement on everyone.
06:34We won't use any kind of filter in our jokes.
06:37These are not your reels.
06:40Okay.
06:41You'll get the negative comments here.
06:42You'll be able to delete them.
06:43You'll be able to delete them.
06:45And you'll see the first time,
06:46that, oh, people are laughing too.
06:50When you're a talent,
06:53you're laughing.
06:56Okay?
06:58Just act like you're having fun.
07:00Although we know you can't act.
07:05It's very fun.
07:06It's very fun.
07:08I don't know if this show will go.
07:10It's not going.
07:11But you're like sitting inside.
07:12I'm going to get up with your heart.
07:14I'm going to get up with you.
07:14You're like sitting here.
07:17I'm going to get up with you.
07:18And I'm like,
07:22I'm like,
07:22I'm going to get up with you.
07:23Now,
07:24I'm not going to do this alone.
07:26Can we call the panel?
07:27Yes?
07:28Okay.
07:29Please make some noise.
07:31And welcome the panel for the show.
07:33Make some noise for Gurleen Panu.
07:38Aditya Kulstrist.
07:43Shreya Primroi.
07:49Ernst Amiraina.
07:51Pamela.
08:02We have the panel here.
08:04Make some noise to the panel.
08:04Yes.
08:10Gulleen Panu is here.
08:12Yes.
08:13Yes, yes.
08:14She was there in the show that I won.
08:19After the show,
08:21people come to me that
08:21we just want to live.
08:23I say,
08:24I want to live.
08:26Now,
08:27nothing will happen.
08:28Make some noise for Shreya Priyam Roy.
08:34Shreya Priyam Roy is a gold digger.
08:35And he's a very big hand in gold digging.
08:38Like he goes to the show and says,
08:40that pressure doesn't make me pressure.
08:43Make some noise for Samaya, yes.
08:49Samaya's talking about this, yes.
08:52He's doing stand-up on YouTube,
08:54doing chess, streaming.
08:56He's watching the internet on Kashmir.
08:58Just watch it.
09:02He's getting drunk, brother.
09:06Make some noise for Kullu, yes.
09:11Kullu panel is on the Kullu panel,
09:13so that he doesn't look at the panel.
09:21And he didn't even come here today.
09:23He didn't surprise me when he came out.
09:26The first choice is Kullu in Panu.
09:28Yes, make some noise.
09:31Today, we give him the opportunity to come first.
09:33We give him the opportunity to come first.
09:37I thought before,
09:38why are you dressed in J. Halal's jeans?
09:45Doesn't he look like this?
09:47He feels like he's coming here.
09:52No, man.
09:53He feels like he's looking at the beauty of the girl.
09:58The girl always talks about herself.
10:00Those who don't know,
10:01are very self-obsessed.
10:03Very self-obsessed.
10:04Very self-obsessed.
10:04He has a heart locket,
10:05both sides of his photo.
10:11The girl said,
10:12my father went to me.
10:16Very self-obsessed.
10:17He went to perform in an NGO,
10:19there was a mentally challenged child.
10:20He told him,
10:21he told him,
10:21there was a mentally challenged child.
10:22He said,
10:23will we be here?
10:23Or my mind broke?
10:31Gullin gave me cake on my birthday
10:32and wrote,
10:33Gullin's friend birthday.
10:39He told him,
10:40how many trees are these?
10:41In the body,
10:43his mind is small.
10:48Gullin's birthed,
10:49then he told him,
10:50check it,
10:50there'll be a little more.
10:54This is such a little.
10:56And you have seen,
10:57a full copy of the girl.
10:59Proper girl's girl.
11:01She has a Instagram handle.
11:03She has a Instagram handle,
11:04His career plan is also the same.
11:12So next up is Gurleen Panu's fan.
11:16Gurleen Panu.
11:25Sorry guys, I have to sleep with self-obsessed.
11:28What do I do?
11:30Honestly, my demotion is not going to be made.
11:32I have to sleep with you.
11:34What do I do?
11:39Where are the leaders of the lead actors?
11:42Where am I?
11:44And who is the leader of Sandeep Maheshwari?
11:46Look a lie.
11:55What's wrong?
11:56Okay, no matter what.
11:58Welcome to the Roast of Kusha Kapila.
11:59Give it off for Kusha Kapila.
12:02I am amazed at this girl.
12:05I mean, the day I don't have three real characters,
12:07he goes to the Roast of Kusha Kapila.
12:09I don't know what people do to be relevant.
12:10I am not a consultant for staying in this country,
12:11I am.
12:13Sorry guys, I am saying like,
12:14I am going to share with Tanmay Zakir.
12:15We will grow together.
12:19I am the leader of Hanit Bhai.
12:36No, no, but I appreciate Kusha Kavila. Look at her. Look at her. She's lost so much weight. Give it
12:41up for a minute. Look at how difficult it is.
12:43She has lost almost 70. How much was Robert's weight?
12:55Oh, man. No problem. She can take it. We are very good friends. When are you friends?
13:01When I got one million. Very good.
13:08She has so much fun. She has so much fun. She has got movies. I have got a role.
13:11Who has got a role? Promotions.
13:18Just Kusha, my little advice. Kusha, ma'am.
13:21You look like Kareena Kapoor.
13:23So, you roll her side profile. Your screen time will increase.
13:26Just a little bit.
13:30No, but she's very good. She's so helpful.
13:32Can you tell me, she's very kind.
13:34Threading the girl so that she can donate cancer patients.
13:39It's not your idea.
13:43She's very kind.
13:45She's very helpful, man.
13:46You have to tell me,
13:47Just a little friend.
13:51You know what I mean?
13:52It's all friends.
13:54You'll see.
13:54We are on vacation.
13:56You're on vacation.
13:57We will take her together.
13:58Who will take her back?
14:01Who will take her back?
14:01I took her very good mentor.
14:03I know everyone's photo of the boy.
14:05I don't know.
14:05I know everyone's time.
14:06It's time to dance.
14:13Those who don't know,
14:15their father is also not.
14:16It's right now.
14:17Tanmay Bhatt.
14:20It's right now.
14:23So...
14:27So what happened?
14:29Kullu wrote a show.
14:30Do you know Farsi Mashaaraj
14:31in which he's a bad singer?
14:33He wrote one more.
14:34He wrote a bad joke.
14:35He calls his solo.
14:40Just kidding, just kidding.
14:42Okay.
14:43Kullu is away from him.
14:45You know Shreya Bichari is so amazing.
14:46He's like,
14:47Kullu and Kusha,
14:48you go to three vacations.
14:49You can get a shampoo and conditioner from three to three days.
14:53I'm like,
14:55my son is crazy.
14:56Kullu is asleep in the car.
14:59He's so confused.
15:00His mother said,
15:01He's like,
15:06I'm like,
15:07I'm like,
15:09I'm like,
15:12I'm like,
15:13I'm like,
15:13I'm like,
15:13I'm like,
15:13I don't know.
15:14I comment on his videos.
15:16Women.
15:20We're coming to our Roastmaster.
15:22Solanki has married,
15:23who doesn't know.
15:23Give it up for that.
15:27Solanki asked her to her husband,
15:28where will you go to honeymoon?
15:29She said,
15:30Thailand.
15:31He said,
15:31Mom and Papa,
15:31backpack,
15:32Thailand's plan.
15:34He's very powerful.
15:36You know,
15:36I'm like,
15:36she's like,
15:36I've seen Sharif.
15:37She doesn't know that she's a clean comedian.
15:40I'm like,
15:41but I'm telling you,
15:42he's fast.
15:44You're bullying me,
15:45I'm telling you.
15:46Solanki also has foot fetish.
15:47He calls Perry Pona.
15:53He's very powerful.
15:55I'm telling you,
15:55Solanki is sotin.
15:58Because there are suicide also powerful.
16:07Wow.
16:08When he married, he's married.
16:11That he's ladies in his house.
16:19He's a very good man.
16:20Look, one side he's in comedy.
16:22One side he's in time.
16:24There's a lot of color in our comedy.
16:27He's doing so much mastermate.
16:30He's doing so much mastermate.
16:32He's doing so much mastermate.
16:32He'll play chess two days later.
16:34Pawn.
16:35Pawn.
16:36Pawn.
16:37How do you say that?
16:41He's playing chess so much.
16:43He's playing chess so much.
16:44I mean, I didn't know where he was.
16:46His breakup is also taken.
16:47Because he's talking about his girlfriend in bed.
16:49He's also talking about position.
16:50E3 to B4.
16:54But my brother is a big fan.
16:56So now his therapy is going.
16:57He's playing chess.
16:59He's playing chess.
17:03He's playing chess.
17:03Now the last joke.
17:04Obviously, I'm going to finish Roastmaster.
17:06After winning comics,
17:07and after winning,
17:07he taught me one thing.
17:09He's playing chess.
17:12He's playing chess.
17:12He's playing chess.
17:15He's playing chess.
17:17He's playing chess.
17:27Now it's like,
17:28he's getting tired.
17:30No.
17:30Our next Roastcher is
17:32Kullu.
17:33Woooo!
17:36But it doesn't seem strange.
17:38It's a very habit of sitting in four people.
17:42Reaction videos?
17:45Look at his mouth.
17:48Sorry, don't look at it.
17:50I'm sorry for you.
17:51You've seen it.
17:53Look at his mouth.
17:54When it was born,
17:55the other people were crying.
18:03When the child is born,
18:04the doctor is out of it
18:05and the other person is killed.
18:07He was killed in the face of his mouth.
18:11Someone took a photo and said,
18:13good, come here.
18:14He said, clear, come here.
18:17Big boy.
18:19If everyone is far away,
18:20then he remembers.
18:20If everyone comes back,
18:21then he goes.
18:25I tell you,
18:26how important it is for us.
18:28If it's more than usual,
18:30I'll give it to him.
18:36I tell you,
18:37everyone will have to leave his mouth.
18:46Everyone asked me,
18:47brother, this water is your mouth.
18:48He said, no, no.
18:49Then, what do you find again?
18:55Everyone says,
18:56they are talented people.
18:57They are talented people.
19:01In the vitamin D,
19:03because he lives in the 90s.
19:09They say,
19:10Mumbai is never a city.
19:12If you see this city,
19:13who will be a city?
19:13Who will be a city?
19:15Please make some noise
19:16for the next roster.
19:18Kullu!
19:32Friends,
19:33my personal persona
19:35is that
19:35I'm a normal person.
19:37So,
19:38today,
19:38I'm posting a character like this.
19:41Now,
19:41I'm a madman.
19:50Give it up for Shaya Piyom Roy.
19:51Give it up for Shaya Piyom Roy, guys.
19:55The name of the music director.
19:56Shaya Piyom Roy.
20:01It's a terrible relationship.
20:05Shaya is so terrible
20:06that he's also a bad man.
20:15Shaya is so terrible
20:16Shaya is still in a stable relationship
20:17and a good relationship.
20:18Give it up for Yaya.
20:19Give it up for Yaya.
20:21You know,
20:21that you can work well with your career
20:22and love.
20:38Shaya Piyom Roy.
20:39Give it up for Kusha, everybody.
20:40Give it up for Kusha, everybody.
20:45Kusha showed the girl
20:46which is also
20:47the fan following of Shaya Piyom Roy.
20:51And also her cousins.
20:57They are 34 people.
20:58They are the same.
21:03Let's give it up for
21:04one of the best friends
21:05on this panel.
21:06Give it up for Gullin Panu, guys.
21:10Gullin, Kusha,
21:11went to one tip in Goa.
21:13All the time
21:14Gullin and Kusha were fighting
21:16Kusha's body fat
21:17or testosterone.
21:35Gullin was actually in Comic-Stan 3,
21:37but one of the contestants got sick.
21:40And Gullin was as a backup.
21:41And then he got good performance.
21:43Is it in the audience?
21:44Yeah?
21:45Is it sitting in the audience?
21:45The half was supposed to be
21:46in Comic-Stan 3,
21:47but that's how it got worse.
21:49I tried a lot to go to Comic-Stan 3 years.
21:54It won't be me, brother.
21:57In my time,
21:58there was no oxygen
21:58on any selected man.
22:07Those are the most favorite
22:08of Sumit Saurav's favorite.
22:16When I was admitted,
22:18we didn't talk to him
22:19about it.
22:25Gullin finger cross
22:28the other guy
22:33Pannu,
22:33he hit,
22:34the dog was fine.
22:37So, Gullin made a friend
22:38to the dog
22:40so that he didn't tell
22:44that he was
22:45who was holding on the
22:46cylinder pipe in the morning.
22:59But I'm very much
23:00opposite with Comic-Stan.
23:01I was very small
23:02when I applied it.
23:03It was like,
23:03every time,
23:04it didn't happen.
23:06So,
23:06I saw Comic-Stan
23:07like you see
23:08crush's wedding.
23:10I was very excited.
23:12I was very excited.
23:13I was very inspired by Comic-Stan.
23:14I was very excited.
23:17I was very excited.
23:19I was very excited,
23:19the winner of Comic-Stan
23:19was the winner
23:20that I was so excited.
23:21My friend,
23:22I'm dead.
23:22Channel dead ho gaya hai.
23:39Give me the Fahashi Sulanki guys.
23:44Ghojari ka ban karam chari ki shakal ka.
23:50Sulanki ke aap YouTube videos ka title dekho.
23:53Behen ki shadi.
23:56Mera teaching experience.
23:59Jiju Jeevan Saathi.
24:02Sare soft phone ke title.
24:07Comic-Stan 3 ke winner se Comic-Stan 2 ke winner pe aatein doostho.
24:13Season 2 men do joint winner de doostho.
24:16Ek insan bot well respected in the community.
24:20Very good comedian, just released a special.
24:24He also, Akash bhai recently performed for Indian cricket team.
24:27And the other winner is taking a laugh on stage.
24:41Sameh bhai,
24:42Aati,
24:42Aati,
24:50Aati,
24:50Aati ki comedy dark hai,
24:51Tho animal Mahatma Gandhi ki favorite picture hai.
24:58Samayi ki liya open karne chala gaya bhai doostho.
25:00Samayi ki liya open karne jao,
25:01Aati ti.
25:02Phyziiks ulumpeer deene hai ho.
25:07Hoore bacche hai se vichare nerdi.
25:10Chess khilne wale.
25:13Veitamin D deficiency.
25:16Naakun pintle.
25:19The audience can't give a standing ovation of his audience.
25:24The iron is less in everyone's body.
25:27The audience is so low that we have a chance
25:29that the audience will come before the audience's puberty
25:31or the menopause will come before the audience's puberty.
25:36And there is no one who will win.
25:48But like, guys, give it up for the women of the R.
25:51Give it up for Kusha Kapila, guys, yeah!
25:56Reddit's Rani Bhai Sahib.
26:00But like Kusha has, as I mentioned,
26:02Kusha has given a stroke of a young girl.
26:04In that sense,
26:06these women are doing their own role.
26:07I mean, they are doing their own role.
26:11And they love their own young girl.
26:14Kusha, I'll be young with you too.
26:17Oh, oh, oh!
26:19What was that?
26:22I don't know. Kusha recently got divorced.
26:24Yeah.
26:25It's very brave of her, yeah.
26:26Like...
26:27You know.
26:30My mom and dad also divorced.
26:31So, I'm married.
26:33I don't have any kind of interest in this country.
26:38No, no.
26:39No, no.
26:47I don't know.
26:48I don't know who I am with her.
26:49I don't know who I am with her.
26:50They come, bro.
26:51One came, man,
26:52Kusha and Gullu are dating.
26:54I said, I wish, but...
26:57If Kusha and Gullu are dating,
27:00then it's midlife crisis and mommy issues.
27:07But Kusha is very close to her ex-husband.
27:10Which is good.
27:11I mean, it's so close that...
27:13I mean, if I take it,
27:14I'll take it,
27:14then I'll take the third wheel.
27:23But...
27:25I would love to third wheel, guys.
27:26Thank you so much, guys.
27:27Give it up.
27:30Give it back for your host,
27:31Asis Kulanki, guys.
27:34Look at that, man.
27:35I mean...
27:36Leechard came out.
27:39Do you feel like this?
27:40Can you open a shirt like this?
27:40Can you put a nipple on his nipple?
27:43What's this open?
27:44It's late here.
27:46I'll tell you,
27:47how do you say it?
27:48How do you say it?
27:54How do you say it, man?
27:56What's happening?
27:57What's happening in the comics?
27:57I didn't know it.
27:58It's all in the audience.
28:01Make some nice for the next check.
28:02Shriya Priyam Roy.
28:06Boy,
28:07Maha Kanjus.
28:09Maha Dumb.
28:10It's very, very dumb, man.
28:12Now, you know what I'm doing?
28:13It said that
28:13you'll have a comma in your account balance.
28:18What's happening?
28:23His name is spelling mistake.
28:24He said,
28:24okay,
28:25why is it made me into Russian card?
28:31Shriya,
28:32any girl's asking her number,
28:33she says,
28:33baby,
28:34please open your bedroom first.
28:43Shriya,
28:44she asked if she is free,
28:45and she says,
28:45what do you want me?
28:53I got to prove that.
28:54Shriya, did a boy in Wallet 40's?
28:59Well, I've had some success with my friends.
29:01No.
29:02Yeah, we're not a ****.
29:07Now, the audience will tell me.
29:18Oh, my God.
29:20He's got hurt.
29:23He's got hurt.
29:24Let's go.
29:26Shriya, we told you,
29:27the girl's photo photo of your boyfriend in your wallet.
29:30He said he's not his wallet.
29:34Please welcome Shriya Priyam Ra. Yes.
29:40You all know that Ashish is a clean comic.
29:43It's so clean that it seems
29:44that BDSM is a short form of word mask.
29:50Oh, my God.
29:50Solanki, it's not a clean comic.
29:52It's like in road rage.
29:53You're full of dreams.
29:58Solanki, jokes aside,
30:00it doesn't mean spanking.
30:05Don't smack me, guys.
30:08Solanki, there's such a person
30:09who will call their children
30:10that I'll call my dad,
30:12and I'll call my dad.
30:18Solanki, he's so old
30:19that he'll call his son as a son.
30:26People are afraid of him.
30:28He's waiting for him.
30:30That he'll be full of old.
30:32This is Solanki with hair,
30:35and this is Solanki without hair.
30:44I'll tell you.
30:48I'll tell you.
30:49I'll tell you.
30:49I'll tell you.
30:49In the pregnancy ward,
30:51Solanki,
30:52so that the child is like this.
30:54And in the abortion clinic,
30:56I'll tell you.
30:58I'll tell you.
31:00That's not the case.
31:02I'll tell you.
31:03I'll tell you that
31:03my father's marriage is still still
31:04because no one wants to take custody.
31:11I'll tell you.
31:12that girl doesn't feel like
31:14who gets pregnant in the womb.
31:21I'll tell you,
31:23I've got a lot of anger.
31:24I'm very sorry.
31:25I'll tell you.
31:30I'll tell you.
31:31I'll tell you.
31:36I'll tell you.
31:37I'll tell you.
31:40I'll tell you.
31:50We will also stream our MMS, man.
31:52Give Lil some time Opie in the chat.
31:57Some time, when we go to college shows,
32:00Placement is a mess.
32:02What is a mess?
32:04Now, everyone can take a little bit of a mess.
32:14Harsh Gujral, Gurleen, Pannu and Bassi,
32:16all of them are the biggest in Gurleen.
32:24One time, Gurleen came out of the therapy room,
32:26and she went back inside,
32:27and she saw that the therapist's mouth was coming out.
32:33Kullu is very good.
32:35Yes.
32:36It has to be like this.
32:40Monkey Cab was supposed to be like Kullu.
32:46Kullu gets pimples on the face.
32:48She's not eating food.
32:49She's coming out of the face.
32:52She's coming out of the face.
32:53Kullu asked me backstage,
32:55if you have any ladies problem?
32:56No, ladies have a problem.
33:00I'm not having any.
33:02I'm not having a problem.
33:03I'm not having a problem.
33:04Kullu, if a hotel is a receptionist,
33:06then every boy gives them their wrong number.
33:09His name is like this,
33:11I've been with reaction videos,
33:12so that in podcasts,
33:13I've been talking about the bad investments in the podcast.
33:15Oh, my God.
33:22Kullu, Kusha, Gurleen,
33:24they were all in Goa.
33:26And that package was not sold.
33:32Next up is Kusha.
33:38You can see, Kusha looks like Kareena Kapoor.
33:41If you want to give a mutia bend.
33:46Kusha has learned one thing.
33:48Do it and put it on Insta.
33:56He also gives a mutia shout-out to him.
34:01You all know Kusha is a dog.
34:05He calls him a dog.
34:10Kusha has studied fashion from Nift Delhi.
34:11He has studied fashion from Nift Delhi.
34:12But his fashion since divorce has been good.
34:19Kusha, you've heard it.
34:20If you want to get a hand,
34:21you can see it.
34:22One more time.
34:23Can you see it?
34:24Can you see it?
34:29That was my time, ladies and gentlemen.
34:31Please look at the men who host Ashish.
34:36Wow, man.
34:37Make a surprise for her.
34:38Yes?
34:43You get this hand,
34:44you get it.
34:47You get it.
34:48I'll give you something.
34:49It was like this.
34:53Next act is Samirana.
34:55Make some noise.
34:55Yes?
34:55Oh!
35:00Samirana is the favorite for six years.
35:03Samirana is the favorite for six years in the audience.
35:06Samirana is the favorite for six years.
35:11Samirana is the favorite for six years.
35:11Samirana teaches many of our audience.
35:12As a like seeing the potty on stream.
35:19I don't know how much time has changed.
35:21Before, the kids had a lot of time.
35:31The time I played chess was the shock when I played Tannmai's balls.
35:39There was a light in the sky.
35:41This was Tannmai's telling me.
35:50I don't know how much I can tell you.
35:55I got all the money.
35:59I don't know how much it is in actuals.
36:02I don't know how much it is.
36:03I don't know how much it is.
36:07Okay.
36:07Ohhhh!
36:12Let's go.
36:12Make some nice for Samirana. Yes!
36:19Let's do it, bro.
36:23Okay then, alright.
36:25Look at Ashish Solanki's face.
36:27Look at it from a moment.
36:29What would someone say?
36:30That I'm Ashish Solanki's fan.
36:34It's like Ashish Solanki's face that
36:36Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone.
36:40Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone.
36:43Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Asthma.
36:46Can you tell me who you see Harry Potter?
36:49No.
36:49Give 2-3 videos and it'll flop.
36:51You'll also be dead in your hand.
36:59You're calling my audience young.
37:01Why are you calling me?
37:02How is that a bad thing, man?
37:04Solanki is very funny.
37:06I don't know you guys.
37:06But no one doesn't come to his show.
37:09Because all of his people died in Covid.
37:16He's flexing the old audience.
37:19There's no ex-fighter in this.
37:22What USP is that?
37:24I'm a clean comic.
37:26What is it?
37:27Look at this stand-up.
37:28It's not an expression of his head.
37:30What's it?
37:35You're a bad thing.
37:39What's it?
37:43What's it?
37:45What's it?
37:48What's it?
37:51You're talking about this?
37:55What's it?
37:56What's it?
37:57If it's like that,
37:58then whatever you're coming to show,
38:00it'll become a career in your show.
38:05The father of Ashish Solanke are the police.
38:07The mother of all of his mother is the police.
38:09But the two of them are the police.
38:10The police are the police.
38:27Ashish Solanke is the police.
38:29Do you know the police?
38:30The family died there.
38:33The police are the police.
38:40Guys, Ashish Solanke is the police.
38:43Because Ashish is the police.
38:53Anyway, I remember from this tragedy.
38:55There was a big tragedy in Bhopal.
39:00His name is Kullu.
39:05Friends, Kullu is K-Silent's name.
39:10Kullu is so sad,
39:12he's crying in the bathroom
39:13so that he can put the soap in the bathroom.
39:20Time will go.
39:21You are Ashish Solanke's audience.
39:26Kullu's face is like this.
39:27He comes to the house.
39:28He gives it to the shop in Vimal Free.
39:32Kullu doesn't even take it.
39:34He says,
39:34I'm coming from Tanmay's house.
39:35I already have something in my mouth.
39:44It's my mouth.
39:45Kullu has so much as a tone for Tanmay's house.
39:47Tanmay's house has necks.
39:51Kullu talks about this.
39:52He feels like it,
39:53so I feel like it's funny.
39:54He doesn't know he's like talking
39:56so he feels like Tanmay's house.
39:57He feels like it's already in the mouth.
39:57He is here.
40:06No, Kullu is a nice man.
40:09From man to man, Gullin Pannu is here.
40:14Gullin...
40:16Gullin will not be any issue with my jokes.
40:18I don't think it will be any issue, because...
40:22...mard doesn't get hurt.
40:27Gullin is so bad that he goes to the airport so that he can get frisked.
40:34Gullin's mother says,
40:35"...the next child, give me my son."
40:41See, I will not say much, otherwise Gullin will be high.
40:47Gullin looks like an aborted girl child who climbed out of the well.
40:55And then she started doing comedy and her parents were like,
40:57"...why did she open up?"
41:01We have to play with her.
41:04Gullin also does family-friendly comedy.
41:06It's funny that family happens when she comes to her husband.
41:09Then she comes to...
41:11It happens.
41:12I'll tell you something about what it is.
41:15Let's watch one joke and see if you don't know if this is a joke.
41:18A woman and a woman go to the bar.
41:22The bartender says,
41:23"...Hi, Gullin."
41:26No, this is my last joke to Gullin.
41:29I know it's not going to happen.
41:31This was actually a representation of her Comic-Stan performance.
41:34Last, I'm going to die.
41:40I'm going to die, Shreya Priyam is here, guys.
41:45Shreya Priyam is here because Kusha wanted at least one female in the panel.
41:54Shreya, what am I going to do with Shreya?
41:57He will come to me.
41:59Shreya was fourth in the Comic-Stan, Shreya.
42:03No one knows about this.
42:04The one who knows, he doesn't respect her.
42:07What am I going to do with you?
42:09I'll show you something.
42:09Bro, show you a chat with me.
42:11This one.
42:15What am I going to do with Shreya?
42:16Come on, Shreya.
42:18I'll show you something.
42:19This is Ashish Solonki, friends.
42:21I asked him who is in the panel.
42:23Who is the last member?
42:25What did he say?
42:26Shreya is already in.
42:27If anyone doesn't believe,
42:29then Shreya will do it.
42:31I'm just looking for better.
42:41This is a horrible man, man.
42:44I mean, Ashish Solonki is rejecting him.
42:47I mean, he can't do anything from this.
42:50It's like getting left swiped on Tinder, man.
42:54You're such a down-to-earth girl, man.
42:57How are you doing this?
42:58I mean, there's no AC in my house.
43:00He does stand up for the room.
43:10Talking about gold diggers, guys.
43:11We have the biggest gold digger right here.
43:14And I'm not talking, I'm talking based on size.
43:16Kusha Kapila, guys. Let's go!
43:18Hello!
43:21Today, I'm going to do Kusha like this, guys.
43:23People will say that it's not safe for Delhi girls.
43:25It's not safe for the girls.
43:29Are you ready, Kusha?
43:34Kusha has also done a movie.
43:36Thank you for coming.
43:38Thank you for coming.
43:38Have you watched that movie?
43:40Why would you say thank you to the audience?
43:44Do you want to add a sorry to her?
43:46And do you want to do it again?
43:50When Kusha puts makeup on, she puts the queen in mannequin.
43:55When she puts makeup on, she puts the man in mannequin.
44:05When she puts makeup on, she puts the man in mannequin.
44:05Kusha's teeth are so bad,
44:07her name is on her teeth.
44:08Kusha Kapila.
44:16People had a lot of fun with Kusha's eyebrows,
44:18so she took it right.
44:20She took a lot of fun with her.
44:22She also took it right.
44:24What a lot of fun with her husband.
44:29Oh, oh, oh, oh.
44:32So now, let's take it.
44:41What's common between Kusha and Kullu?
44:45They both live in a broken home.
44:52Kusha has a dog.
44:55The other time, Kusha stays with the other time.
44:57And the other time, he stays with the other time.
45:00I know what the other time of the other time is.
45:01Dude, give the customer to a dog.
45:03There's no dog in his life.
45:25Kusha, I love you.
45:26Kusha.
45:29I'm sorry.
45:31My friend...
45:31Divorce.
45:40She's gone.
46:06It is dark.
46:07It's dark, Kullu.
46:09You don't have to be reading it.
46:17You are so dark.
46:21You are so dark.
46:22You are so dark.
46:22These are just jokes.
46:24I'll tell this before.
46:24I will tell you this,
46:26I heard everyone's roast on me.
46:31I thought, I was the one who I was expert,
46:33Tanmay Tanmay.
46:34He's been a joke for 4 years,
46:36Akash Gupta,
46:37he's been in Comic-Stan for 5 years.
46:38I was expecting something new,
46:39something brutal, something that really
46:41touches my insecurities,
46:42but there's nothing like that.
46:43Because look, my insecurities
46:45don't know anyone here.
46:46I know everyone.
46:48Like Solanki's insecurity is
46:49that after winning Comic-Stan,
46:50there's no ticket.
46:51I don't get any, Vigri.
46:54Gullin's insecurity is that
46:55that it's so viral on Instagram,
46:57there's no one in her shows, right?
46:59She's like,
47:00I'll be on the internet if I'm viral.
47:03Gullin's insecurity is that
47:04when will I ever be able to do something on my own?
47:08Shreya, let's go,
47:09that's the insecurity itself.
47:13Kusha's insecurities,
47:14we all know.
47:15We've studied InstaCellar Gossips.
47:19What's my insecurity?
47:22My insecurity is that
47:24when people watch this video
47:25and watch them with me,
47:27they don't feel like
47:28that I am the artist of that level.
47:32Oh, yes, that's my time.
47:34She's fucking amazing.
47:35Make some noise for Kusha Kapila.
47:48Hello, bro.
47:49Make some noise for him, yes?
47:54Now,
47:55after his speech,
47:58give him a comeback.
48:00So, we'll give him a chance for Kusha.
48:02Make some noise for Kusha.
48:03Go, go, go, go.
48:09Go, go.
48:09Go, go, go.
48:20Go, go.
48:24Kusha's divorce post was so much like that she said she'd do it again.
48:29It's very trending.
48:32Kusha was playing the role of South Delhi aunties, but now she is.
48:39Kusha's picture is also sitting in these pictures.
48:43Ghatna.
48:45Are you ready to listen to Kusha? Yes?
48:48Please make some noise and welcome Kusha Kapella.
48:57Yes, Ravinder Bhaiya.
48:59Get out of the car.
49:00It will take 5 minutes to roast the losers.
49:05And let's get out of the sanitizer.
49:08You'll get your hands after the show.
49:11Extra strong.
49:12Guys, I'm here to revive their careers.
49:19And Shreya, let's start now.
49:41Let's start with the biggest loser of all time, Sameh Rehna.
49:48Let's start with the biggest loser of all time, Sameh Rehna.
49:55Sameh Rehna won
49:57Sameh Rehna is the time when you Wrout depend on the fashion schedule.
50:01Sameh Rehna is not just a head i vanity or anything in the fashion.
50:06Sameh Rehna goals on time.
50:13Sameh Rehna css a bouillo.
50:18You don't need to change in the future.
50:20You should finish this.
50:23The time that comedy is so cheap and third class,
50:27that it will come to his special side of Old Balaji.
50:33You don't know when he's losing weight
50:35when he should really be losing his career in comedy.
50:40Have you seen how long time is?
50:43The time is so long that he's wearing a condom wearing black clothes.
50:49You've seen how long time is a child in chess
50:52that a day becomes a baby.
50:54It seems that he's making such a bad and ugly comedy
50:57that a day becomes a baby of Tanmay.
51:01Kullu is here, everyone.
51:06Kullu was in operation of Tanmay's appendix.
51:12Kullu has a show of Keeping it Kullu,
51:15which is now made of Tanmay's.
51:18Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
51:20Kullu, he's been so feminist to fight for girls,
51:23that after sex, he's just wearing his brah he's wearing.
51:28That's how it is, he's wearing a mask.
51:31He's wearing a mask and keeps it wearing a mask on his neck.
51:32and they look at them at the house.
51:36Zakir has kept all of them in the real story
51:38because their make-up dadas went away.
51:44I remember my dad's favorite cataract,
51:48I mean comic, Ashir Solanki.
51:53Sandeep Maheshwari was 10 years old,
51:54then Solanki came out.
51:56That was not what I asked.
51:59If you look at Solanki,
52:00it will always send you life insurance.
52:04Solanki is loved by old people.
52:07Nothing like that.
52:09If you go to the show,
52:10you will think you will come to the emergency ward.
52:16Everyone, make some noise for Gulleen.
52:21Gulleen has all cricketers in the house.
52:23This one is Kaley Doeball.
52:27Look at Gulleen.
52:30Look at Gulleen.
52:30Gulleen looks like a little girl.
52:38Gulleen looks like a little girl.
52:40Gulleen looks like a little girl.
52:50Gulleen's pronouns are Hanji and Paji.
52:54Gulleen is the active one who has written a bullet.
53:02Gulleen doesn't check,
53:03she signs her little girl.
53:07Gulleen is tomboy,
53:08he is Tom Balwinder.
53:14Gulleen is giving you a vote,
53:15because she feels like she is giving a vote for AP Tillo.
53:23I remember the vote from Shreya.
53:25Shreya is from Bihar.
53:28I remember the vote from Shreya.
53:30I remember the vote from Shreya.
53:30Shreya looks like she will try to sell you a nice tupperware.
53:52Shreya gives her money every month.
53:52She says,
53:53she's leaving.
53:55She says,
53:55she's leaving.
53:56She says,
53:56she's leaving a little bit.
53:57She's leaving a little bit.
54:01Shreya asks her mate to ask her,
54:03what to do?
54:05The mate says,
54:06she's leaving.
54:09She's leaving.
54:12She's leaving.
54:16She's leaving.
54:16Shreya has failed in the MA
54:17because she thinks she's mother's mother.
54:24Shreya had reached the internet to the house of Bihjani.
54:27She took a bottle of his papa.
54:30She's leaving.
54:33Now, I can't see Shreya's career.
54:36That's my time, guys.
54:38Thank you so much.
54:40I love it.
54:41So you're talking on this panel.
54:47Makes a nice for her.
54:48Yes.
54:51This is Pretty Good Roast Show.
54:54How are you guys?
54:55Makes a nice for all the panelists.
54:58And for Gusha.
55:01One thing,
55:02like this,
55:02you can do all this.
55:03You can show stand-up.
55:05Movie,
55:05like this.
55:07Reels.
55:08But one thing,
55:09you can't do this.
55:11I'm here too.
55:20Thank you so much.
55:21Good night.
55:26Good night.
55:27Let our voices rise.
55:29Better reach the sky.
55:31We gonna change the game.
55:33We are here.
55:34Big night.
55:35Better places rise.
55:36Better reach the sky.
55:39Higher.
55:40Hey, boy.
55:41I'll take the last one to talk about the Haldiram.
55:41Let our voices rise.
55:42Better reach the sky.
55:42I'll take the last one to talk about.
55:52I'll talk about it.
55:54Respect to you guys
55:56So we have to do whatever you want to do
55:58Okay, we will tell you first
55:59We have to leave it in the editing
56:01Solangi!
56:03You have to take all the sides from the side
56:06It's important day
56:08Generally, when you have a big day
56:10So you have to
56:11You have to keep up
56:16I think my makeup has done this work
56:18So I have a lot of excitement
56:20But I am coming back to the comments
56:23So I am kind of excited
56:25But I want to share the same people with the same people
56:28So that's kind of boring
56:30I am prepared to lose Samaya as a friend
56:32He was the only friend actually made in Mumbai
56:34This year
56:34Who is going today?
56:37I just said that you are not anxious
56:40And don't be anxious
56:42Don't be anxious
56:44I am getting pressure
56:45I am getting pressure
56:47I am getting pressure
56:50I am getting pressure
56:51I am getting pressure
56:57I am getting pressure
57:17Today we are ready
57:17How are we going to do today?
57:19I am getting pressure
57:20So we are going to do today
57:22This is our show
57:22And we will put a comment on the end
57:25What is it?
57:27It's not fun
57:29Do you enjoy yourself?
57:31We have to do it
57:32Look, it's a lot of money
57:34I am doing it
57:36I am doing it
57:41And we do it
57:42It's just like
57:42I make Sure
57:42I or prefer
57:43You are asking
57:44Everyone does
57:44For more teil
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