00:02It's like breathing inside a furnace.
00:09Seriously, why do we even work in this dump?
00:12You complain every five minutes?
00:15Because this place, S.U. Keys, Donnie.
00:19I'm D.O.E. with this heat, with this job, with Y.O.U.
00:22Then leave. Nobody's forcing you to stay.
00:30I'm so done with this place.
00:34I can't breathe in here.
00:38Finally, some real air.
00:45Every damn day.
00:50Might as well finish this shift.
01:01Wait. What is that?
01:06No.
01:13This. This is it.
01:22Jasmine should have stayed. She would have seen this.
01:31You look like you've had a day.
01:33I need gold smelted. Fast.
01:38This is good quality ore. Where'd you dig this up?
01:41Let's just say the mine finally paid off.
01:43Lucky you.
01:45Stand back. This part gets hot, we'll melt it down smooth.
01:55You know, most miners never bring me this much at once.
01:59Guess I'm not most miners.
02:01Alright, moment of truth.
02:05Beautiful.
02:06Give it a few minutes. Then you'll have your gold bars.
02:12Just a few more minutes.
02:18They look perfect.
02:21Poor.
02:23Told you I'm the best in town.
02:26For the smelting. This should cover it.
02:29This is more than enough.
02:31You earned it.
02:32You know, you're not like most miners.
02:35Uh, yeah. I should get going.
02:38Right, of course.
02:44I am so hungry right now.
02:50Welcome. What can I get you?
02:53Give me. Two large pepperoni slices, garlic bread, and a cola.
02:59Hungry, huh?
03:04Perfect timing. Right out of the oven.
03:10This one I'm gonna hit the spot.
03:17Mmm. Large slices for a large appetite.
03:26He's gonna demolish this.
03:30Finally.
03:34Oh.
03:38Mmm.
03:48Mmm.
03:52Mmm.
03:57Damn.
04:01Mmm.
04:03That hit the spot.
04:05I don't have money, but I can pay another way.
04:10Oh, what do you mean?
04:12So, uh, I can pay with this.
04:15I don't know who my humor is.
04:18This is real gold?
04:20Yeah. Um, fresh from mining.
04:24You know, guys don't usually surprise me like this.
04:28Just needed to pay.
04:31You're different. In a good way.
04:35Uh, thanks. I guess.
04:39Man, what a day.
04:41What a day.
04:44Huh. Never noticed this place before.
04:47Whoa, this place is packed.
04:53Welcome, young man.
04:55Ah, didn't expect strength from someone my age?
04:58Uh, yeah. Kinda.
05:00Ha, ha, ha, ha.
05:05What's that?
05:10Whoa!
05:12Is that a map?
05:18Curious one, aren't you?
05:20What is it?
05:24That's...
05:25a treasure map?
05:26Something far more powerful.
05:31This looks...
05:32old.
05:34Really old.
05:36This is a forgotten place.
05:39An island known only to a few.
05:41And the cave?
05:42What's inside it?
05:43They say a lamp rests in that cave.
05:46A lamp that holds real magic.
05:48Magic? Like wish-granting magic?
05:50Three wishes. Nothing more.
05:52Three wishes.
05:53But be warned. Wishes rarely turn out expected.
05:58I'll take my chances.
06:00How much for the map?
06:01It is not cheap. Magic never is.
06:07Oh. Three wishes. This is it.
06:16You look lost, pretty boy.
06:18I need a ride to this island.
06:19I'll pay in gold.
06:20Gold, huh?
06:21Then climb aboard.
06:27Hold on tight.
06:28Don't tell me the tough miner gets seasick.
06:32Didn't think I'd ever end up on a pirate ship.
06:35I'm a businesswoman.
06:37Pirate sounds cooler, though.
06:41Let me guess hungry again?
06:43Yeah, didn't think mining gold would burn through food so fast.
06:46Yeah. Good thing I can cook.
06:49If you're gonna eat on my ship, you'll eat something proper.
07:00Most sailors can't cut clean like this.
07:07The rice matters just as much as the fish.
07:14Don't blink. The technique's the magic, not the ingredients.
07:25Not bad, even for sea conditions.
07:29Here.
07:31Eat before you faint again.
07:34Oh, damn, this is good.
07:38You eat like you haven't eaten in years.
07:45I didn't know sushi could taste as good.
07:52Whatever.
07:58That was amazing.
08:02Told you.
08:04I don't cook for just anyone.
08:06There it is, the island on your map.
08:09It looks untouched.
08:12That's usually a bad sign.
08:14Alright, you go explore, I'll keep the ship steady.
08:19I won't be long.
08:21They all say that.
08:23Alright, no turning back now.
08:24Let's see what this jungle holds.
08:31Okay, big tree, rock formation, cave should be east.
08:35Why does adventure always smell this bad?
08:42This is it.
08:57Please don't fail on me now.
09:01Okay, this is getting real.
09:05Okay, this is getting real.
09:14No way, it's real.
09:21Whoa.
09:23Easy, easy.
09:24I got it.
09:25I got it.
09:28Good.
09:29Now get on board.
09:33Hold it.
09:34What? What's wrong?
09:36You're not sailing back for free.
09:38I paid you already.
09:39For the ride here.
09:40Not for taking you back.
09:41What do you want?
09:42All your gold ingots.
09:43Every single one.
09:44Or you stay on this island forever.
09:46You can't be serious.
09:48Pay up key, or enjoy your new home.
09:51Fine, fine.
09:52Just don't leave me.
09:54There, that's everything.
09:59Good.
10:00Now get comfortable.
10:02All that gold gone.
10:06Should have brought more.
10:10You want food or not?
10:12Yeah, please.
10:14Good.
10:14Good.
10:14You eat better when you're quiet.
10:30Relax.
10:32It's almost done.
10:35All right.
10:36Try not to embarrass yourself this time.
10:39Mmm.
10:47Holy.
10:47This is incredible.
10:59Whatever.
11:07That.
11:12Best fish I've ever had.
11:15Finally home.
11:19What now?
11:20You're not taking that with you.
11:22I took you there.
11:23I brought you back.
11:25The lamp is mine.
11:26No way.
11:27I risked my life for this.
11:29Give it to me.
11:30Now.
11:35Hey.
11:36Look behind you.
11:37What?
11:40Hey, get back here.
11:42No way, no way.
11:43I'm losing this lamp.
11:44Get back here.
11:45Take care.
11:46I'm not done with you.
11:52Almost there.
11:53Just a little more.
11:58Safe.
11:59Safe.
12:05She almost took it.
12:10Okay.
12:11Let's see if this thing actually works.
12:17Who summons me?
12:18You picked up my lamp.
12:20You rubbed it.
12:21Therefore, I am bound to grant you three wishes.
12:24Three wishes.
12:25For real.
12:27Three wishes.
12:28Real ones.
12:29I can't believe this.
12:32Choose your words carefully, mortal.
12:35Okay, okay.
12:36What do I pick?
12:36Money.
12:37Fame.
12:38Strength.
12:39All of it.
12:40I want to be someone people actually notice.
12:43No more being forgettable.
12:45No more being weak.
12:47Your heart reveals your desire.
12:51My first wish.
12:52I want to be the strongest, buffest man in the entire world.
12:55Very well.
12:56Your first wish is granted.
12:59What?
12:59What's happening?
13:03Your wish reshapes.
13:07It's growing.
13:23I look insane.
13:25This is amazing.
13:27Look at me.
13:29Your first wish is complete.
13:32One wish completed.
13:34Two remain.
13:35Oh.
13:36I know exactly what I want next.
13:39For my second wish.
13:41I want you to create the most attractive woman in the entire world.
13:45Right here.
13:46In this room.
13:47As you wish, mortal.
13:49But you did not say she must be someone else.
13:53W-wait.
13:54What?
13:59Hey!
14:00Stop this!
14:09No, no, no, no.
14:10This isn't what I meant.
14:19What did you do to me?
14:22I fulfilled your exact wish, mortal.
14:25Mmm.
14:26A shame you didn't specify who she should be.
14:29You know, you still have one wish left.
14:31You could fix this.
14:33I...
14:34I'm not falling for your tricks again.
14:36You're trying to manipulate me.
14:38Not manipulate.
14:39Encourage.
14:40With one wish, I could make you anything.
14:42Or I could keep you just like this.
14:45Quit it!
14:46I just want my muscles back forever.
14:48And they should belong to the buffest person in the world in a mansion.
14:52Oh, what an interesting wish.
14:54Your wish is granted.
14:56No.
14:58Your third wish is complete, mortal.
15:00I...
15:01I didn't mean.
15:02I didn't want.
15:03Intent is irrelevant.
15:05Words are binding.
15:09A 1,000 likes for part two.
15:12And comment what I should do next.
