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00:00This week, our Islanders face the ultimate loyalty test.
00:03Where have you been?
00:05What's happening? What's happening there?
00:07Casarite carnage.
00:08Man, that is rotten.
00:10Disgusted.
00:11Leading to dramatic splits.
00:14Crazy world.
00:16Smashing.
00:17Ow.
00:18Locked lips.
00:19Give Aiden a kiss.
00:21Oh, my God.
00:22That's going to be taken so out of context.
00:24And a tweak of Lorenzo's nips.
00:26You're swiddling your nipple hairs.
00:28High five, Lorenzo.
00:29It's an unmissable hour of Bill of Thrills.
00:31It's a crazy world.
00:34Let me hear you guys say,
00:35Hell yeah.
00:36Hell yeah.
00:38Spills.
00:39Oh, shit.
00:40Our Islanders never bottle out.
00:42Oh, fuck.
00:43We take the last week of unseen footage and turn it on its head.
00:46What?
00:46Humiliation, Mitchell, am I doing this thing?
00:48Oh, keep forgetting I'm macked up.
00:50So trust the process.
00:51The process.
00:52And put your best foot forward.
00:54And our little flutters.
00:55Because this is Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:02Oh, my God.
01:22Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits, the show that goes with the flow.
01:26Yo, it's a money on a mic.
01:28Yeah, I'm here.
01:29I'm at Casa right now.
01:31We're introduced to six beautiful women.
01:33We're going to get kissing.
01:35Yeah.
01:36Yes, it's Casa Amor week.
01:44It's our very own love rivals.
01:53Expect two villas worth of action.
01:56I'm not as dumb, though.
01:58No, you're not dumb.
01:59I just say your stupid thing.
02:00Yeah.
02:05Where we've plucked out the best unseen clips.
02:08Yeah, I can't think the girls can do eyebrows.
02:10Yeah.
02:11Yeah.
02:12So brace yourself as we spill the tea.
02:15Oh, shit.
02:17Fuck.
02:18Sorry, brother.
02:19I'll just get it washed.
02:20I'll just get washed.
02:22Sorry.
02:23Don't worry.
02:24Don't worry.
02:24Oh, shit.
02:25Let's get some.
02:25And let rip with the best on air gems.
02:28Wait, wait, wait.
02:29Listen.
02:30Shh.
02:33You absolutely mean tramp.
02:36Ew.
02:37And it's going to smell my area.
02:40It's love rivals, the Majorcan version.
02:44You Menorca.
02:45Menorca.
02:46Malauca.
02:46Malauca.
02:48Malauca.
02:49We're getting there, aren't we?
02:51Best Cassie yet, girlies.
02:53Yeah, my girlies.
03:00As soon as we announced a new Cassie, more things moved quickly.
03:03Although you might not have realised thanks to the trademark
03:06Love Island slow-mo camera.
03:09Maya moseyed into the villa at a snail's pace.
03:13Our six boys then left for Cassie.
03:17And six new girls idled their way into Cassie like they had all the time in the world.
03:22Chop, chop.
03:24And two times go to war.
03:26Wedges on the waist grounds.
03:28Did you not attend your health and safety induction?
03:30Go to war.
03:31Go to war.
03:32And some new boys gently strolled into the villa.
03:36Any chance we can get a wriggle on?
03:38I love a good slow-mo as much as an X-man, but we've got our unseen clips that need
03:41watching.
03:46Men come to us.
03:48Yes.
03:49A-S-A-P.
03:51A-S-A-P.
03:52Oh, fuck, it's got all in my eye.
03:58Oh, fuck.
04:00I thought you were going to get it.
04:01Oh.
04:02Hold on.
04:03I need to sort my eyes out.
04:04Oops, sorry, Lorenzo.
04:06Maybe we're still in slow-mo.
04:07Oh, you might have dodged that.
04:14But before we let our cast of beauties into the villa, we found them on a mountaintop.
04:19And they all just wanted to talk about one thing.
04:26I'm Tommy.
04:27I'm 23.
04:28I'm an events owner.
04:29My hair is dark blonde, medium length, and pushed back.
04:38Well, my hair is dark brown with waves.
04:41Well, luckily, we have just the thing for them.
04:44Casa Amor will make you and your hair look sexy.
04:47Beautiful.
04:50Beautiful.
04:53I have long blonde hair.
04:55I usually have my hair straight and long.
04:58You are so beautiful.
05:01Careful.
05:02No worries, Mara.
05:04But Casa Amor will take you and your hair to paradise.
05:08Right now, my hair is in cornrows.
05:10Beautiful.
05:13Six cornrows.
05:14Beautiful.
05:18I've got long blonde hair, and I love having it in a bouncy wave.
05:21Beautiful.
05:22I love a bouncy wave, too.
05:24And with Casa Amor, it will just keep on bouncing.
05:29So, I've got black hair.
05:31Sorry, what was that, Will?
05:32Can we get closer to Will, please?
05:35Oh, you are so beautiful.
05:38So, I've got short black hair with a buzz cut and a skim fade.
05:43Beautiful, beautiful.
05:46Casa Amor, the new Advanced Series 13 formula.
05:50Because if you don't look good, we don't look good.
05:54Beautiful.
06:04At Casa, the cava that popped in Lorenzo's face earlier had now dried up, but there was
06:08still plenty of dry chat to go around.
06:11I'm Finn, 23.
06:13I live in Essex.
06:15Oh, no.
06:15This just sounds like a job interview now.
06:17It does, doesn't it?
06:17Yeah.
06:18Just have fun, Finn.
06:19When you're spending 24 hours a day with someone, you do get feelings, strong feelings.
06:23Yeah.
06:23Wait.
06:23I'm sorry.
06:24I zoned out a bit.
06:24So, she said...
06:25Oh!
06:27Boys, boys, boys.
06:28I'm going to have to fall off this chair.
06:30I was going to cut my nails as well.
06:32I feel really conscious now.
06:33They don't mind.
06:34I just cannot.
06:36No, because I had to cut my nails.
06:37I got really bad billyless feet and billyless hair.
06:39I just...
06:40Is that what you do?
06:41Yeah, I'm just very, like...
06:41Mine tits.
06:42I think that's quite a nice eye.
06:44When it comes to, like, being put to the test, yeah, how you deal with that, that will
06:49really tell me if I should be with you or not.
06:50What test are you talking about?
06:52Yeah, what sense would you taste?
06:52Anything.
06:53Literally anything.
06:53Oh, anything.
06:54Anything's up for grabs.
06:55Yeah, because something small can be, like, also be done in a bigger way.
07:03But, like, two different ways.
07:06Wait, what?
07:07I'm confused, hon.
07:08I'm confused now.
07:09Maybe you should talk.
07:16What is...
07:20No, I don't know that one.
07:23That sounds like Spanish.
07:24No, it's Africa.
07:26I just don't know.
07:26It's Shauna, but I don't know what it means.
07:28I don't know.
07:29I can't even...
07:29What's the meaning of it?
07:31I don't know.
07:32It's like when my mum's telling me off when I was a kid.
07:34Oh.
07:36Dinokuro.
07:36That's it!
07:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:38What does it mean?
07:39Is it that?
07:39I'm gonna hit you, like, I'm gonna smash you.
07:42Yeah.
07:43She didn't tell you to say that.
07:44No, she didn't.
07:45Yeah.
07:46I was just, like, trying to learn all the words.
07:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:53Do you like a Welsh man?
07:55Yeah.
07:56Aye.
07:56No, is it aye?
07:57That's not aye.
07:58It's Scottish, innit?
07:58It's Scottish.
07:59Something like that.
08:01This says divine.
08:02This says Godspeed.
08:0413's my lucky number.
08:05Hartley.
08:06My one here is all about friendship and loyalty.
08:09And that one says my name, does that?
08:11Which you can't even remember.
08:12Nope.
08:13I was gonna say, I can't remember.
08:15Do you remember my name?
08:16Urgh.
08:18Fuck.
08:22Okay.
08:23Moving on swiftly.
08:24Moving on.
08:25Yeah, best move on before someone gets the names wrong again.
08:28Thanks, Norma.
08:30Lawrence?
08:31Damn him.
08:41Being thrown into a new villa full of new girls is a big deal.
08:45And when those girls make you feel small, flirting with them can be a tall order.
08:49What is your usual type, though?
08:51You said it's someone with a bit of spark.
08:53What else?
08:54Confident, tall, good looking.
08:56Yeah, sorry, can I just say, your heels are so...
08:59How tall are you without that on?
09:01I don't know.
09:01Wow.
09:02Is it easy to take them off?
09:03I thought you...
09:04Yeah.
09:05Come on, show me so.
09:06What?
09:06Do you want to take them off?
09:06I want to see...
09:10No, I...
09:11Okay.
09:11No, I just said...
09:13I just want to see how tall you are.
09:14That's literally it.
09:15Oh, please do.
09:17You're wearing fucking...
09:18It's like you have the Empire State buildings on your feet, man.
09:21Look at the size of that.
09:22They make me look good.
09:23That.
09:24Imagine if I added that to me.
09:25Thank you for taking my shoes off.
09:26What do we do now?
09:27Okay, now stand up.
09:28I just want to see how tall...
09:29Okay, you are smart.
09:31Let's just check in.
09:32Just check in.
09:33Well, wait, you're undressing me.
09:34I'm dressing myself up.
09:35Oh, my God, that's going to be taken so out of context.
09:39She's on...
09:40Oh, no, no, I'll dress you.
09:41Why can't you not just, like, relax and just, like, enjoy the moment?
09:45What the fuck are you thinking about?
09:47Guys, sorry to interrupt.
09:49Can we do a substitution here?
09:51Is that all right?
09:51Yeah, substitution.
09:52Go on.
09:53Thank you so much.
09:54Also, Aiden, she's not actually that tall.
09:56Wait, what do you mean?
09:58She took off her shoes and when she stood up, she's literally dis-heighted.
10:01Look at the size of the heels.
10:02You need them.
10:05What do you mean?
10:06Do you think I'm sure?
10:08You're not tall, are you?
10:09All right, my height is perfectly fine.
10:12Yeah, you tell it, Aiden, your height is fine.
10:15You look totally normal sitting down.
10:24Once upon a time in a land far, far away, well, in New Yorker,
10:28three girls were dreaming of their happy ever after.
10:31He's, like, intimidatingly handsome, though.
10:34Yeah.
10:34I don't think I could, like, look him in the eye.
10:36He's like a prince.
10:36She looks like a...
10:37Yeah.
10:38Disney prince.
10:38Yes.
10:38He does.
10:39What Disney prince does he look like?
10:41Because I've literally...
10:42Lorenzo is Prince Eric.
10:48For sure.
10:49Like, it's actually with the linen.
10:50Who is Eric?
10:50Yeah, linen, yeah.
10:56I think Sam Hodge is the one from Princess and the Folk.
11:03He just gives me that vibe and confidence with the...
11:06Oh, Beauty and the Beast before he turns into the Beast.
11:08Oh!
11:10Yeah.
11:15I love that one.
11:16Oh, that was such a good Disney girl.
11:18I'm such a Disney girl.
11:27This next unseen clip is in contest for the Guinness World Record
11:30for how many cushions and grown men can cram onto one Cassaday bed.
11:34Let's go back to back.
11:35Let's...
11:36I'll pick a word.
11:37Wait, should we do rhyming?
11:38Like, you know how we do the song?
11:39I'll tell you.
11:40Me and Sam Hodge do it.
11:41So, I'll go...
11:42I'll pick a word.
11:42I'll pick, like, sky.
11:44So, I'm going to go...
11:45What?
11:45Yo, yo, it's me and the boys and the...
11:48Oh, shit!
11:51OK, think a different word.
11:52OK, think a different word.
11:53I'm going to go with...
11:56I'm going to go drink.
11:58So...
11:58Yo, it's me and the boys and I need another drink.
12:02I looked at you, I gave you a wink.
12:05Yeah!
12:05See, Sam Hodge, you're giving them everything.
12:07You've got to go around.
12:08Go on, do another word.
12:09It's me and the boys and we're chilling under the roof.
12:12Saying bye, Tara, girls like to disappear like poof.
12:15Poof!
12:17We're singing this song, but I don't know if it's true.
12:22My belly hurts, I did a big poof.
12:26Lorenzo's so excited, he might go woof.
12:29LAUGHTER
12:33That's good.
12:35Simba's crumbling, but he thinks he wants to...
12:40Oof!
12:41Oof!
12:42Oof!
12:42Oof!
12:43One, two, three, four, five chicken thighs.
12:47Chicken, sorry.
12:48Five thighs.
12:49We have to get it on the counts, uncut scenes.
12:52They're not going to show that.
12:53Oh, they are going to show that, Lorenzo.
12:56And we're just dead.
13:03Here's an unseen bit of the islanders having a quiet moment before the chaos of Casa Amor.
13:08But the drama is never far away, so tell me...
13:11Oof!
13:13Oof!
13:13Oof!
13:13Oof!
13:16Oof!
13:20Oof!
13:31Oof!
13:33Oof!
13:38Oof!
13:43Oof!
13:47Oof!
13:49Oof!
13:50Oof!
14:04Oof!
14:07Oof!
14:08Oof!
14:08Oof!
14:09Oof!
14:10Oof!
14:10Oof!
14:11Oof!
14:11Oof!
14:14Oof!
14:23Oof!
14:25Oof!
14:27Oof!
14:28Oof!
14:41Oof!
14:43Oof!
14:44Oof!
14:47Oof!
14:48Oof!
14:48Oof!
14:55Oof!
15:12Oh, my God!
15:13Oh, Finlay, just stop.
15:15Are you okay?
15:18Stop my toe.
15:20He's so cute, bless him.
15:23It turns out that Finlay's trip to Casa wasn't the only trip this week.
15:26Stick a solero on it, Finlay.
15:28That'll take the swelling down.
15:35Being thrown into a new villa full of new girls is a big deal
15:38and when those girls make you feel small,
15:40flirting with them can be a tall order.
15:43Lorenzo looks the tallest and he's not even tall.
15:46Simba thought I was 6'6".
15:48I thought I was 6'6", bro.
15:49What do you mean?
15:51I was like, oh, I fucking like that.
15:52Thank God.
15:53So that means if someone comes in who is 6'6",
15:55they'll look like, hey, you're fucking tall.
15:56Right, so you're the...
15:58Everyone take their shoes off, let's work this all out.
16:00There's no way out.
16:00They're taking them small.
16:02Go on, get in line.
16:03Finlay, where are you? Are you tall?
16:05You're taller than Karen.
16:06I think you might be slightly taller than you.
16:08I'm slightly taller than you.
16:09Get the flip flops off.
16:11Fin is tall.
16:12No, Fin is tall.
16:13Yes.
16:14Stand up, Fin.
16:15And then Simba is next to you too.
16:17Move down, everyone.
16:18What are you taking off?
16:19Might be a little bit, yeah.
16:20Simba's...
16:20Simba's...
16:21I think I'm here too.
16:22I'll give you that.
16:23It's Finlay the talent.
16:24Lorenzo, have you just got me?
16:26Just tall.
16:27Look.
16:28Yeah, that's probably right now.
16:29You see myself?
16:30He's got the skinniest legs as well.
16:32Come on, boys!
16:33What?
16:33But less than yours?
16:34I'd say it.
16:35I'd say it.
16:36Who's taller between us here?
16:37Go back to you.
16:37Back down!
16:39Lads, who's taller?
16:40Me or Finlay?
16:41Finn.
16:42Is he?
16:42I think this cow, you know?
16:45We're literally dead the same.
16:47We're the exact same, are we?
16:47Or a farming.
16:48We're literally dead the same, in my opinion.
16:50We're the same as well.
16:51We're all blessed as you.
16:51We are.
16:54Everyone needed to be this much taller.
17:03The stress of the week was made worse when our islanders hit the bottle.
17:06Not like that.
17:07Both villas played a raunchy game called Don't Bottle It.
17:10The rules were simple.
17:11Whoever the bottle landed on received a text.
17:13Here we go.
17:14Priya and Nevaeh give a massage to the youngest islander of the opposite sex.
17:27Do it again!
17:28Do it again!
17:29Do it again!
17:30Do it again!
17:36What the fuck?
17:38Look on the bright side, Lola.
17:40The villa won the game and you got a party out of it!
17:43CHEERING
17:44Whoa!
17:47Bad luck, Team Casas.
17:48Still, who needs a luxury cocktail party anyway?
17:51Look, we're going to have our own fun.
17:53I'm going to DJ for us all.
17:55Yes!
17:56All right, let me just get...
18:01Let me hear you guys say, hell yeah!
18:04Hell yeah!
18:05Hell yeah!
18:06Hell yeah!
18:07Can I get...
18:08Ooh yeah!
18:09Ooh yeah!
18:10Shake that baby!
18:11Shake that baby!
18:12Ooh yeah!
18:13Ooh yeah!
18:14Shake that Shama!
18:17Shama!
18:19Shama!
18:20Shama!
18:21Where have you been?
18:23Out of the bottle.
18:24Oh!
18:25Oh!
18:26Well, that's fluffy.
18:28Blast away the party vibes.
18:29Hope you washed your hands.
18:31Oh, Aidan.
18:32I'd give that five minutes if I was you.
18:39They say dating is a numbers game and here is an unseen clip of Sean seeing if he can get
18:44lucky.
18:45What's your lucky number?
18:46Apparently my lucky number should be four.
18:48Why?
18:48Because when you add each number from your date of birth, it will add up to certain number.
18:53So my date of birth adds up to four.
18:56How does it add up to four?
18:57What is yours?
18:58One of the three.
18:59Or two, sorry.
19:00I'm 25th April 2000, right?
19:02So two plus five.
19:0425th?
19:05Yeah.
19:05That's 25 already.
19:07So two plus five is seven.
19:09Plus four, eleven.
19:10Plus two, thirteen.
19:12Three plus one, four.
19:1525 plus five is seven.
19:18Two plus five!
19:21Five.
19:21Idiots.
19:22So I'm 14th of September, so is that one plus four?
19:25One plus four, five.
19:26Plus nine is 14.
19:29Yeah.
19:29Plus two, sixteen.
19:32Six plus one, seven.
19:33Your number is seven.
19:34Where'd you get six plus one?
19:36Oh, you changed it at the end.
19:38You just changed rules again.
19:39What's your date of birth?
19:40It's a thing.
19:41No, I'll do it.
19:42Watch this.
19:43Seven of what?
19:45Seventeen.
19:46Seventeen, so that's one plus seven, eight.
19:47Okay.
19:48Of the tenth?
19:49No, I didn't.
19:49So do you do, do you do eight plus, do you do eight plus one plus zero?
19:52Yes.
19:53Okay, so nine.
19:54And what year?
19:56Nineteen, ninety-seven.
19:57So you've got nine plus one, it's ten, plus nine, it's nineteen, plus nine.
20:00No, no, no, no.
20:02What?
20:02You just don't know maths.
20:06Seventeen.
20:06Twenty-seven, plus seven.
20:08What?
20:09Where'd you get twenty-seven?
20:09What are you on about?
20:12You just get lost.
20:13You said seventeen, Jack.
20:14Seventeen, one plus seven is eight.
20:16Right, okay.
20:17Plus one.
20:17Eight, yeah.
20:18Plus one.
20:18Plus one is nine.
20:19We always end up at nine.
20:21Nineteen, ninety-seven.
20:22Plus one is ten.
20:22Plus one is ten.
20:23Plus nine is nineteen.
20:25Plus another nine is twenty-eight.
20:27Twenty-eight.
20:28Plus seven.
20:29Thirty-five.
20:30So my lucky number is thirty-five.
20:32No, three plus five.
20:33Eight.
20:34She just changes it.
20:36What's the point in doing the rest?
20:37It cannot be thirty-five.
20:38It has to be a number from one to nine.
20:41Makes no sense.
20:42It does.
20:43I'm actually dying.
20:45So you're seven, you're eight, and I'm four.
20:47Sorry.
20:48Sorry, we'll have to leave it there.
20:49Math silence is proving terrible for the numbers.
21:04Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits, the show that's so hot it hurts.
21:17I did warn you, Carlos.
21:22Oh, fucking hell, it burns, bruv.
21:27As we have more tea to spill.
21:29Tea has got caffeine in it.
21:30No, it...
21:30Yes it has, Tommy.
21:31Look, that's the difference between coffee and tea.
21:33No.
21:34Are you sure?
21:34Tea has got caffeine in it.
21:35Of course it has.
21:37Ellie, does tea have caffeine in it?
21:39What?
21:40Does tea have caffeine in it?
21:43Yes!
21:43Has!
21:43I told you!
21:45You're the only one.
21:47I don't know if it's working.
21:47I don't know if it's working.
21:48We have been bending over backwards to find you all the best unseen clips.
21:52Back up, bum up, and just stay like that, and try to touch you.
21:57Yeah.
21:58So snap to it.
22:07Aw, cute.
22:09So cute.
22:09But you can't touch your foot with your head.
22:12We're head over heels about the unseen action we have in store.
22:16Sly.
22:17It's Bernie Tempsey.
22:18It's Bernie Tempsey.
22:20So give us a big hand as we release all the best unseen clips.
22:35Here's a bare unseen clip that is low-key about modern slang.
22:39Check it.
22:41It is Peng though, isn't it?
22:42I don't keep saying Peng.
22:43Like, why am I saying Peng now?
22:44Do you ever say that?
22:45I don't know.
22:45I must do.
22:46Peng.
22:47Peng.
22:47I've not heard that word in fucking years.
22:50What is, like, what is the word that you normally say now?
22:53What's replaced Peng?
22:56Unruh.
22:56Unruh.
22:58Unruh.
22:58Not London, mate.
22:59Fire.
23:00Because Ling is, like, even old.
23:02She's nice.
23:03She's nice, you know.
23:04If someone said I was nice, I'd be like, get a grab.
23:07Would you like the word Peng?
23:08Better than nice.
23:09Nice sounds like you're talking about your grandma.
23:11Like, oh, she's nice.
23:13What about Dank?
23:13Dank.
23:14Dank would kill me.
23:15Fit.
23:15Fit.
23:16I take fit.
23:16I'm old.
23:17I'm literally 28.
23:18Wait, what's the word right now, then?
23:20Fire.
23:20No, fire makes people sick.
23:22That's giving Snapchat.
23:24I think calling a girl pretty is the biggest compliment.
23:26Pretty?
23:27No, that's mid.
23:28Pretty is mid.
23:29I wouldn't be happy with that.
23:30Pretty is nothing.
23:31What do you say, though?
23:32It doesn't hit.
23:33You're pretty.
23:34You're pretty.
23:35Oh, bad.
23:36She's bad.
23:37She's bad.
23:37Beautiful.
23:38Beautiful, lovely.
23:39Absolutely smashing.
23:41Smashing.
23:42Gosh, she's smashing.
23:43She's smashing.
23:44I say stunning a lot.
23:45Stunning.
23:45I love stunning.
23:46No, smashing's actually all right.
23:48Smashing's so funny.
23:50That's giving, like, toodle pip.
23:52It's no stop.
23:54Don't stop.
23:55That clip was wicked.
23:56Does anyone still say wicked?
24:04We hate seeing splits on this show, but sadly, they come with a territory, and this unseen
24:09clip is a prime example.
24:11Ulia wants to learn how to see the splits.
24:13Watch me.
24:14I might actually join in that little lesson.
24:17What?
24:18Do we need to do that?
24:19Not that darn it's legs.
24:20But we have to, like, kind of, like, warm up, no?
24:23Yeah, I don't know how this will get my legs to go flat, like.
24:25Start with this one first.
24:26Okay.
24:27So you've got all the backs of your legs.
24:28How low can we go?
24:31Oh, sore.
24:32Can you touch the ground?
24:33Yeah, obviously.
24:34But it's sore.
24:35It's fucking sore.
24:36And then you need to do your lunge.
24:38So it's this one.
24:39Okay.
24:39Now we're doing lunges.
24:40Ah, fuck that.
24:41You've already...
24:41Look, see, my knee will only go there.
24:43How are you getting this bit down?
24:44And then this bit.
24:45You have to...
24:46See, you've got this in you.
24:46I'm going to rip my pants.
24:48Oh.
24:49Release the tension.
24:50Release.
24:51Become one with the groin.
24:53And then you just push your foot forward.
24:58You're actually not far off, to be fair.
25:00I'm close.
25:01Okay.
25:02Oh.
25:03Oh.
25:04I'm going to pull my hamstring.
25:06I'm not that far away.
25:08You have to do it every single day and you'll get better.
25:10To be fair, I'm not going to need to use that ever, am I?
25:12When am I going to be sitting on a girl and just going like that?
25:14Like...
25:15That would be good though.
25:16That would be...
25:16She would not expect that.
25:17You know what I mean?
25:19No, I don't.
25:20It would be unexpected.
25:22Yeah, but if I just go up to the girl, hello.
25:24Hello.
25:24No, you just walk by, she drops it.
25:26Oh, I'll get that.
25:28That would be so fun.
25:29But if you do them two stretches every single day...
25:32I'll be doing the splits in three years' time.
25:34And I'll be doing the splits in three years' time after hell freezes over.
25:45This next unseen clip shows Aidan is over the moon with Martha.
25:50I want to see the moon move.
25:52Why?
25:52If I look at it long enough, I feel like I can see the moon move.
25:54Don't all planets orbit the sun?
25:58Yeah, but I just think it's weird, like, when you're out here, seeing the moon from one side...
26:04Yeah, it's very quick.
26:04...and then as the night goes on, you look over and it's like over the other end.
26:07Mm.
26:08And that's a full moon as well.
26:09Yeah.
26:10What's your star sign?
26:13Sagittarius.
26:15Or Virgo.
26:16Is that good or bad?
26:17I don't know.
26:20Ask the moon.
26:22Is it not to do with the moon?
26:23You ask me.
26:24Star signs.
26:24Ask the stars.
26:26Where?
26:26I can't see any.
26:27Are we compatible?
26:29Don't ask me.
26:30I'm the moon.
26:31The stars are not out today.
26:34Speak to me.
26:35Are we?
26:36Hello.
26:37I just told you the stars are having a night half.
26:41The moon looks mad, by the way.
26:43I'm not...
26:43Literally, I can't keep going and stop looking at it.
26:45What did they say?
26:46What?
26:46The stars.
26:47Time to fess up.
26:49That's what...
26:50You're not talking to the stars, Aidan.
26:52And where do you get upset?
26:53I look mad.
26:57They said...
26:58They're whispering to me.
26:59Hold on.
27:00That's just your ear is talking, Aidan.
27:02Marva, right then.
27:04It's all pure satisfaction.
27:07Give Aidan a kiss.
27:09Another one.
27:10What?
27:12What?
27:14You're actually an idiot.
27:15They're whispering to me.
27:16Ignore him.
27:18He's talking out of his asteroid, Marva.
27:21Listen, Marva.
27:23They're saying, yes, give him another kiss,
27:26and then you could be compatible.
27:32Oh, no.
27:36Blast off.
27:37Oh, watch your ear.
27:39I'm off.
27:40In my head and my armpit.
27:44Right, I've seen enough of this.
27:46Good idea, Marva.
27:47Soft furnaces are perfect for the clips and lips and...
27:52Right, I'm off.
27:54See you later.
27:55Moon out.
27:56I'm out.
28:03I'm out.
28:03During CASA, Ellie and Lola were thinking,
28:04let's break up and more break in.
28:07Oh, Ellie.
28:09They're over there.
28:10They're so close.
28:10We could definitely make a run for her.
28:12I reckon we could.
28:12See the trees, we could hang out.
28:13How far away do you reckon that is?
28:15Like, not even 500 metres for sure, surely.
28:17I don't know what 500 metres is.
28:18Can we talk in a minute?
28:18I think 10 minutes.
28:1910-minute trek.
28:20Right, walk or run.
28:2110-minute walk.
28:22Walk.
28:22Oh.
28:22Two minutes flat run.
28:24Do you reckon?
28:27I don't know the conditions down there, though.
28:29Do you know what I mean?
28:30Yeah.
28:31Let's go a bit closer.
28:33Let's have an investigation.
28:34Yeah.
28:34You're the detective.
28:36I can't see.
28:37I've got 20-20, I'm going to turn it into 50-50.
28:42That's an easy jump.
28:43We take our heels off that's an easy jump.
28:44So, easy bush.
28:45Doing a few stains on the feet, we're all right.
28:47Yeah.
28:47That fence, I reckon, is the electric, so we're all right.
28:51I reckon we could jump out on top of the tree.
28:53We could do a roll, we'll do a roll.
28:55We're on the tree.
28:55We're on the tree, we swing after the tree,
28:56and it's just a straight sprint to there.
28:58It's a straight sprint.
28:59We could grab a goat on the way just to ride the goat off.
29:01Also, my feet have been training for this.
29:04I reckon we could make it.
29:06Yeah.
29:07Yeah.
29:08We're watching the bedtime routine.
29:10We are seeing what's happening at bedtime.
29:11Surprise!
29:12What's been going on?
29:12You look cosy.
29:14You and Finn aren't top and tailing.
29:15What's going on there, then?
29:16Because I know there's not enough beds,
29:17but it's only you and Finn could have gotten together.
29:19What's happening?
29:20What's happening there?
29:20Mm.
29:21Mm.
29:22Mm.
29:23Mm.
29:23Mm.
29:24Mm.
29:26We've lost the plot.
29:28Fuck's sake, honey.
29:35Me and Loa literally just fully plotted how we're getting over to Casa.
29:38Oh, how?
29:39So you're joining.
29:39So basically, for context,
29:41what we're going to do is we're jumping the fence.
29:43Jumping here.
29:44Oh, yeah.
29:44I don't think the fence is electric.
29:45I think we're over it.
29:46We're fine.
29:47Then we're just hurdling it right across the Casa.
29:49Oh, yeah.
29:49We're going to go to the security.
29:50Yeah.
29:50We actually Casa Girls where we're just outside.
29:52We fell over the wall.
29:54Okay, I'm going to change my wig so they don't even recognise me.
29:57Give me one.
29:58I'll give you one.
29:59I'll give you the red one.
30:01Right, okay.
30:02And then I'll wear the big one and then I'll cut a fringe.
30:06Yeah.
30:06So that it looks like I'm new.
30:10Then we're over there.
30:20But who?
30:21Pop out.
30:23Thoughts?
30:24I'm down.
30:25Yeah, kill them.
30:26I think then we're minimal security.
30:28We can take them.
30:29Yeah.
30:35When the boys were done from Casa, they were settling down for a debrief
30:39and discussing how their drinks represent their personalities
30:42and Finlay had finally nailed his.
30:44Cheers to kombucha.
30:46Kombucha.
30:47What have you got there, Finlay, boy?
30:49I've got water.
30:49You've got kombucha.
30:51Wait, what have you got in there?
30:51It's kombucha.
30:52It's kombucha.
30:53It's kombucha.
30:54Try some kombucha.
30:59Fizzy apple juice.
31:00It's horrible.
31:01It tastes kombucha.
31:01Right.
31:02Do you want me to start?
31:03I was going to go from least dramatic to most dramatic.
31:06Well, I'm obviously least dramatic, right?
31:10But, ooh, I've been next.
31:13Come back later to find out.
31:32All right, call us in, Fitz.
31:33No.
31:34Okay.
31:35Three, two, one.
31:36Okay, we're waiting, Fitz.
31:39I knew you could jump in a place I feel intent.
31:43This is no time for Fitz of laughter, boys.
31:48Look at the Aiden, bro.
31:51Look at the Aiden, bro.
31:53Look at the Aiden, bro.
32:05The girls are up.
32:08We're stepping up to release all the unmissable moments from the week.
32:13In one big drop.
32:16Ow!
32:16Ooh!
32:17Ooh, I heard that.
32:19Ow!
32:20I've got no sense of time.
32:22We reveal proof that Sean shared his bed with a leggy stranger at Casa.
32:27Oh, fuck!
32:29Fucking spider.
32:39Ah, fuck.
32:40All our crips are totally sound.
32:43Like this one of the boy's shorts, really humming.
32:43films are totally sound. Like this one
32:43of the boy's shorts, really humming. Smell em!
32:46Oh, fuck that.
32:47I'm already there.
32:50Holy crap!οΏ½ II,
32:50I'm getting
32:50there! Oh, fuck that. Disgusting!
32:56First place to change that
32:57I'm going to
32:58be wrong. Jewelie λ§ Is gonna be wrong
33:00So prepare for all the cast secrets that come spilling out.
33:04Oh, sorry, I forgot you done.
33:06There you go.
33:06I forgot you done.
33:07Fucking hell.
33:08It's literally on me.
33:09Is that red wine?
33:11No, it will.
33:12God, you're going to have to take the jacket off now?
33:14No, no, no.
33:15The jacket's not coming off.
33:17Really?
33:17No.
33:18Oh, take it off, Aidan.
33:20I'll suck that red wine out of it in no time.
33:27Oh, my God.
33:28Earlier we saw Calvin popping his kombucha cherry.
33:32Mmm, yeah.
33:33Fizzy apple juice.
33:35It's horrible.
33:36Right.
33:37Do you want me to start?
33:38I was going to go from least dramatic to most dramatic.
33:41Well, I'm obviously least dramatic, right?
33:44But we got you when we dramatically asked...
33:49OK, well, hold on.
33:52and we've got one swooping in now.
33:54There he is! There he is.
33:56Oh, that hurts so much.
33:58Fitzy's arrived.
34:06Anyone know what the point of car says? Anyone?
34:10Oh, shit.
34:13Oh, no, I've got the point.
34:22Ooh, every time I miss, I get like this.
34:26You know you may be crazy when I taste your lips,
34:29and you're the only one who makes me feel like this.
34:32It's when I feel slow and go go on, ah.
34:35Slow and go go on, ah.
34:37Slow and slow and go go when I feel low,
34:40slow and feel low,
34:41slow and feel low,
34:42go go go go on.
34:44Slow and slow and go go when I feel low,
34:47slow and feel low,
35:09Let's take a moment to turn the clocks back to the forecaster
35:13for an unseen bit of Angelista and Simba in happier times.
35:16If only they had some words of wisdom for their future selves.
35:20It's easy to like, you know, listen to people, follow the pack and move rash and think,
35:25oh my gosh.
35:26You still have to like, stay true to our process and who you are.
35:33Do you know, one of my favourite sayings is, it says, the process, full stop, that's the
35:43thing.
35:46The process.
35:47That's the thing.
35:48That's the thing.
35:49The process.
35:50Full stop.
35:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
35:52The process.
35:54No, no, no, no, no, no.
35:54Full stop.
35:55You have to look up here.
35:56So do this.
35:57The process.
35:58Full stop.
36:00That's.
36:00No, actually, sorry.
36:02What's that thing called?
36:03Speech marks.
36:04Okay.
36:05Speech marks.
36:06The process.
36:07Close the speech marks.
36:08Full stop.
36:09That's the thing.
36:10Okay.
36:11That's what, that's the thing.
36:13That's the most important thing.
36:14That's the thing, bro.
36:15That is the thing.
36:15The process.
36:16The process.
36:17And trusting in the process.
36:18Amen.
36:19Not rushing the process.
36:20And not slowing it down either.
36:22Mmm.
36:23Just going with the flow.
36:24Just going with the flow.
36:25I love that.
36:26Should have trusted the process, Simba.
36:28The process.
36:29That's the thing.
36:30That's the thing, bro.
36:36When that Casa Mordor closes, everyone gets to pull their most astonished expressions.
36:44What the fuck?
36:46And they do say practice makes perfect.
36:48Guys, I'm really nervous about, you know, when, when they do the recoupling, they have
36:52all of them come in and then they start stirring shut up.
36:55They're like, yeah, obviously, I'm finding it really weird that, um, he's not coupled
36:58up with me because he's been flirting with me for the last three days.
37:01And then we kissed in bed.
37:02And I'm up.
37:04Yeah, me and you.
37:07You are?
37:08I go like that.
37:11I go like that.
37:17I hope I'm sat next to you.
37:19You focus me.
37:20We'll be like.
37:25Mmm.
37:26Right.
37:32Things can get catty at a Casa recoupling, so we needed to send in the big boss to vet
37:36the villa.
37:37Yes, me awajama was back.
37:50With everything purrfect, it was time to see who was still feline the love.
37:58So, cue dramatic pauses and shocked faces.
38:03Come on, girls, I thought you'd practice this earlier in the dressing room.
38:07That's the look, that's the look, the look of love.
38:11That's the look, that's the look, the look of love.
38:15That's the look, that's the look, look of love.
38:30David Attenborough, if you're watching, I apologise for this next unseen clip.
38:34Samaraj reckons he could beat a shark in a fight.
38:37Oh, when did he say this?
38:39We're talking about one gorilla against a hundred men.
38:41All lines differently.
38:43No, but Samaraj reckons he could take a shark.
38:45Like, he thinks he's just punched it in the nose and it's done.
38:47How are you going to punch underwater?
38:48I have no idea.
38:49You can't move that fast.
38:50I think even on land, I wouldn't back him, no offence.
38:52Who did you say?
38:53Shrek's hopping around.
38:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:54Who did you say will win out of the gorillas?
38:56Simba reckons he could, you think 20 Simbas could take a gorilla?
38:59I said 20 Simbas could take one gorilla.
39:00No chance.
39:01Yeah.
39:01I reckon 50 geezers would take a gorilla.
39:05Hundred percent.
39:05Only five guys can go out of the gorilla at once, and if he's swimming the whole time.
39:10Yeah, nah.
39:11Eleven of those girls against one Simba, I'll back myself, bro.
39:13I don't even know about that.
39:14I don't even know.
39:15That could get dark.
39:17I'd rather take five gorillas.
39:20It's going to be tough to take an ostrich, never mind a gorilla.
39:22Mmm.
39:23Those fuckers move mad.
39:24Yeah, you've got to watch them.
39:25Kangaroo, yeah.
39:26A kangaroo would be tough.
39:27They can fight, bro.
39:28Have you ever seen the video of the kangaroo box in your mouth?
39:30Yeah, they've got like, their claws are like long as well, aren't they?
39:34They use their towel for support.
39:35Yeah.
39:36It's powerful, that thing's powerful.
39:38They're just like, fuck off.
39:39I can think of a few other animals that would say that.
39:41Have you picked a fight with them too, Sean?
39:50Yeah.
40:03Yeah.
40:09Come on.
40:13Come on.
40:13Hit me up in Instagram DMs.
40:15I'll always give you a reply.
40:17Love you, baby.
40:18This is a pretty basic one, and I think everyone will agree.
40:22Michael B. Jordan, always.
40:24Michael B. Jordan would be a very good-looking lad.
40:26I mean, back in the day when I was little, it used to be Zac Efron.
40:30Zac Efron in his prime 17 again.
40:32I used to have the Justin Bieber hair, Zac Efron hair.
40:34I used to try and dress like him.
40:36Jessica Alba from the early 2000s.
40:38Even Jessica Alba now.
40:41You know, we can date a little bit older if we want.
40:43Why go Sabrina Carpenter?
40:45I've just got a thing for the singers.
40:47I love just being serenaded.
40:49I actually asked Gordon Ramsay to my, like, prom.
40:51Obviously, he'd never seen it and did not reply.
40:54Harry Maguire.
40:55I don't know what it is about him.
40:57Sofia Vergara. Gorgeous.
40:58He's a bit of a shouter and a bit of, like, a little Aggie man.
41:01I don't love an Aggie man, but when they're doing something on pitch
41:03and shouting at the other men, I'm like, oh, yeah, go on, girl.
41:05Love that from you.
41:06I like the cartoons.
41:08I can't lie.
41:08When I was a kid, I used to have a crush on all sorts.
41:11We've got Nemo.
41:14Nemo's a good-looking chap.
41:17A guilty crush of mine would be Lola from Sharksdale.
41:21She was just, like, a sexy little fish.
41:23She's Gorgina, too.
41:25Fishes clearly do bits for me.
41:26That's weird, isn't it?
41:27Maybe we've got a thing for fish.
41:28We've got a weird fish.
41:29I don't know.
41:31I think Jake Sully from...
41:36Jake Sully from Avatar.
41:38The first one that pops to mind is Shrek as my celeb crush,
41:41because I literally love Donkey.
41:44Yeah, I thought Shrek when he was a human.
41:46So fit.
41:47I was like, oh, look at that.
41:49Like, it would be so fun to, like, date someone who has, like,
41:52a little sidekick donkey that walks around with them all the time.
41:55Back in the day, I used to, like, Stacey Slayer.
41:57Are you sure about that, Simba?
42:00Ooh, I'd do Peggy Mitchell.
42:02The old lady?
42:03I love his standards, bro.
42:05OK, that...
42:05OK, that was...
42:06That was a private conversation.
42:09Get out of my pub!
42:10Are you OK?
42:11Oh, I keep forgetting I'm macked up, man.
42:13Fuck.
42:14I did say that, though.
42:15I did say that.
42:17Come back next week for some more!
42:20...Mmmmmmmmmmmm...
42:20Major banana!
42:26Boys, castle week may be over, but there is a lot of grafting to be done,
42:30so this is no time to put your feet up.
42:33Go like that.
42:34Up and down, up and down...
42:35Maybe this could be a new workout where you're just...
42:37..side to side.
42:39Then up and down.
42:43And then side to side.
42:44Yeah, this is our workout.
42:46I'm in circles.
42:48little circles little circles and then inside circles and then side to side again and our
43:00little flutters and then we wave them oh little waves see you next week with this
43:16law will be back on their feet the couples are cracking on but i've got a feeling everything's
43:30going to change nobody's safe so make sure you're back here on itv2 that's at 9pm tomorrow the brand
43:36new love island but right now we're off to see the griffins as peter's getting religious that's
43:41big family guy that's coming up next
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