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Would you say children are wiser than adults in some ways?

Two kids wanted to find a new husband for their single mom. They followed her around for a bit. Then, they noticed she sat on a park bench beside a stranger. The boy snuck under the seats and tied his mom’s shoelaces to the man nearby. Then, the girl called her mom, saying she needed to come home immediately. Nervous, Stephanie rushed to her apartment. But when she got up, she tripped on the shoelaces and hurt her leg. The gentleman saw this and offered his help. He even proposed he walked her home to make sure she was okay.

Stephanie arrived at her house to see her two kids cheerfully waiting for her. “Surprise!”, the girl exclaimed, “We’ve made dinner for you. Perhaps, the gentleman would like to join us?”. The man apologized and said he needed to go to meet up with his girlfriend. Yet, in just a minute, she showed up at Stephanie’s apartment.
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00:06Did it work?
00:10Mom, you need to get home right now. I'm coming.
00:16Oh, I'll help you.
00:20You might need a doctor.
00:21Oh, no, no. My doctor called me. I have to go home.
00:25You can't walk. Let me help you.
00:27Thank you. It's not far from here.
00:32Yes, our plan is working.
00:35Okay, now we need to hurry home.
00:45Kids, what happened?
00:48We wanted to surprise you and made lunch.
00:51How lovely. Did you make all this yourselves?
00:57Yeah, we worked very hard.
01:00Sir, you want to stay?
01:03We have plenty of food for everyone.
01:05No, no, no. Thank you. Someone is waiting for me.
01:07My girlfriend.
01:10You were supposed to be single.
01:13Damn. Five missed calls.
01:20There you are. I was waiting for you like an idiot.
01:24Melanie, how did you find me?
01:25I tracked her iPhone location sharing.
01:30So you've been spying on me?
01:32Wonderful. Thanks for the trust.
01:34Oh, look who's talking.
01:37Who's she?
01:38Your mistress?
01:42And kids.
01:45Oh, my God. I don't feel well.
01:47Oh, well.
01:49What's going on?
01:50It's not with a good friend.
01:52Let me help you.
01:53Ouch!
01:54Sorry.
01:55He just helped me get home.
01:57Let me get you some water and I'll explain everything.
02:06But Aron was the perfect candidate.
02:20I knew her face looked familiar.
02:23Noah, please stole Melanie for me.
02:25I need some time to teach this lawyer a lesson.
02:48Kitty, kitty, kitty.
02:56This is the med house.
02:59Let's get out of here.
03:04Now!
03:08Hey, sweetheart.
03:09What are you doing here?
03:11What do you mean what I'm doing here?
03:13Send me a message from your new number so I came.
03:16What's going on, Nora?
03:17Actually, that's Barbara.
03:19And she's my girlfriend.
03:22No, that's Mary.
03:24My girlfriend.
03:26Melanie?
03:28Is there something you'd like to explain?
03:35There is nothing to explain, really.
03:38I wasn't sure who's the best fit for me, so I did it all of you.
03:45Okay, I got it.
03:46Let's go, boys.
03:48Wait!
03:48Med, Luger, whatever your name's her.
03:54I love you all!
04:01She doesn't deserve you.
04:04You'll find someone who truly loves you.
04:10Maybe you should stay for lunch, after all.
04:14Thank you for your kind words, but I think I'll go.
04:23Something strange has been going on with shoelaces all day.
04:32No PlayStation for a week, understand?
04:35I thought we'd be praised.
04:37And what?
04:38They say you use swear words at school.
04:41Oh, come on.
04:43Give him a break, huh?
04:46What do you fit in him?
04:49I guess he found out how much we pay for school.
04:55No?
04:58And I bet you said that word because you know how expensive it is to study at Harvard, huh?
05:04Don't make excuses for him.
05:06He's a little criminal.
05:09He's just like you.
05:11I mean, come on.
05:12He was going to find out the word sooner or later, now wasn't he?
05:15Oh, really?
05:16So why don't you take him straight to the bathroom?
05:21I mean, he's going to go there sooner or later.
05:24To the bar?
05:24Excellent idea.
05:25You know what?
05:26That's what we're going to do.
05:27Come on, son.
05:27Let's go to the bar.
05:29You are an idiot.
05:33What?
05:34Idiot.
05:37Idiot.
05:37Junior, don't repeat that word again.
05:40It's a bad word.
05:42Idiot.
05:43I'm an idiot.
05:44You're the idiot.
05:45No, I'm not the idiot.
05:46You're the idiot.
05:47I am not the idiot.
05:48You are the idiot.
05:49You are the idiot.
05:50Calm down.
05:54Idiot.
06:00They didn't say what that word was.
06:08Junior, come here.
06:20Got that word.
06:21Um, start with an H.
06:31How about an A?
06:33An A?
06:34That's not even a bad word.
06:36That's a body part.
06:37What?
06:38How about a B?
06:42What?
06:48Maybe it's C.
06:50Oh.
06:52Look, I'm out of bad words, all right?
06:53And by the way, how do you know so many bad words, huh?
06:55Oh, come on.
06:56Shut the door.
07:00Yeah, that's your word.
07:05Okay, uh, where have you heard this word?
07:11Daddy.
07:13Did Daddy say that?
07:19Okay, tell me, please, when Daddy said that.
07:22When Grandma came, that's what he said.
07:26Grandma?
07:27Oh, uh-huh.
07:29I knew.
07:30I knew it.
07:32See what he taught our son.
07:34All right.
07:38Tell me, please, Junior.
07:40Did ever Mom say that word?
07:42Hmm?
07:47When did you say that word?
07:49When she came out of the bus.
07:54You said.
07:59Oh, came out once.
08:03Oh, no, just once.
08:05Huh.
08:06Oh.
08:07You also say that word when you're breaking out.
08:10Okay, twice.
08:11When you saw Aunt May.
08:14Stop it.
08:14Stop it, okay?
08:15Stop it.
08:18Maybe you heard that word somewhere else?
08:22Yeah, from my granny.
08:26From, from your granny?
08:30When she saw how much debt she was paying.
08:33Oh.
08:33She said a total of 50 words.
08:3650.
08:37Of those only three good words.
08:42Only three good words.
08:46Oh, God.
08:48Okay, okay.
08:52Guys, I propose to close this chapter.
08:57Yes, I suggest that too.
08:58And to make sure it doesn't happen again.
09:02It won't happen again.
09:03I suggest replacing, replacing bad words with toys.
09:10With, uh, what?
09:13Uh, try it out.
09:16Replacing bad words with toys?
09:20Are you kidding me?
09:21What is all the noise about?
09:22I'm actually trying.
09:24Oh, look who we have here.
09:27Grandma.
09:29Come on, son.
09:30Let's watch some football.
09:32Alan.
09:33What does that mean?
09:35Omar, we need to talk about taxes and what you're thinking about it.
09:40Exactly.
09:41Yeah, taxes.
09:43Why don't you teach the old how to speak properly?
09:47What?
09:47What did you just say to me?
09:50You heard me.
09:50You, bud, calm down.
09:52You, calm down.
09:53Oh, you, calm down.
09:54I got it.
09:55Calm down.
09:56You.
09:57What did you just say to me?
09:58You.
09:59Oh, you.
10:00Get out of my.
10:01Oh.
10:02You're back.
10:03I want to do it.
10:04I want to do it.
10:05I want to do it.
10:06I want to do it.
10:10Oops.
10:10Oops.
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