00:00Elliot, Erica would like to see you in her office.
00:03Me?
00:07Come over here so I can take a better look at you.
00:09Oh, don't walk.
00:11I'd really prefer if you crawled.
00:14Like a lot of people my age, I've had conflicted and confusing feelings about sex.
00:20Do you have a girlfriend?
00:21I do have a girlfriend.
00:23You want a son? You wouldn't get weird then.
00:25Weird.
00:26If we fucked.
00:31Your relationship with your employer was primarily sexual in nature?
00:36What?
00:36What's that?
00:37Yes.
00:37Why does all the cool sex deviant stuff always happen to you?
00:40You're a sexual astronaut just exploring the outer limits of experience.
00:45I want to have a threesome but it has to happen quick.
00:47We're there because not into me.
00:49Oh, no, dude, I already sent her a pic.
00:50What? Which one?
00:51No, I look like a garden gnome in this picture!
00:54Hey!
00:55Hey!
00:58I'm a slave to this vagina.
01:00Join the fucking club.
01:04I think about you all the time.
01:06It's like I can't change the channel.
01:09That's perfectly normal.
01:11We really need you to tell us the whole story.
01:15What we have, it's special.
01:17It's strictly a sex thing.
01:18You understand that, right?
01:19You're not the first.
01:20You won't be the last.
01:21I lost everything because of you.
01:23Am I a suspect here?
01:25Why are you doing this?
01:26Because you like it, baby.
01:27Erica, stop!
01:32I felt like maybe I was falling in love with you.
01:34Are you serious?
01:36No, I just said that to fuck with you.
01:45That was insane.
01:48Yeah.
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