00:00Sit down!
00:00Oh no, Mr. Kidnapper, please don't hurt me!
00:05Don't worry, I'm not gonna touch you.
00:07Why not?
00:08Is this your mom's basement?
00:09What?
00:09No.
00:10Are you insecure about this being your mom's basement?
00:13This is my...
00:13Listen, it doesn't matter how loud you scream for help, she's not gonna hear you cause she's out of town.
00:18Oh, well, that's good for you because there's a reason they call me a mother...
00:21Okay, but tell me, why do you do this? Why do you kidnap people?
00:25I'm not gonna open up.
00:26It's okay, you can tell me. Tell me.
00:28Okay, I guess it all started when my dad left my mom and left me to take care of her,
00:36basically.
00:37What are you doing?
00:38I am looking for the world's smallest violin.
00:41Oh, come on, I was opening up to you!
00:43That's really uncool, seriously.
00:46Sound it!
00:48Okay, can you kidnap someone else? I'm getting bored.
00:51I already went through all of your mom's pictures from the 80s when she was wearing that bikini.
00:56Give me that!
00:58Are you done?
01:03Seriously?
01:04I didn't know there was two...
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