00:02come on dude come on wait sorry man coach said one more d and you're out of here
00:11it's for your own good that was you want for me i'm a baseball player not a biologist
00:15i don't know be smarter
00:30um you okay living my best life
00:37why
00:40you offer to cheer me up
00:44oh um
00:45oh sorry um
00:49um
00:53good luck with everything
01:19hi
01:22hey roomie roomie
01:26sorry flower this morning
01:29i am in need of a place to live and you are needed roommates
01:35sorry that um that flyer was meant for someone more like me someone quiet and academic and
01:44well a girl and i uh i just didn't expect zeke evans the school's sluttiest baseball player
01:50to be my new roommate so
01:54i don't know
01:54quite the reputation
01:58sorry i uh i didn't mean to
02:00it's okay
02:03you know there's more to me and all that right
02:08like what
02:11we're making mean lasagna
02:15um
02:16i'm sorry i don't i don't think that this is going to be a good fit
02:19beggars can't be choosers
02:21what makes you think i'm a beggar
02:25it's the first of the month
02:27just give me a shot
02:28all right
02:29move my heads
02:30kick me out
02:31no hard feelings
02:34but i promise to be a good boy for you
02:59zeke quick question um why are you throwing a rager at 2pm on a tuesday
03:07guys you need to get out more
03:09this is a hang it's not a rager
03:13all right go mix that up the keg or something
03:16all right bro
03:21look i failed a bio test okay
03:23thought i'd blow off some steam
03:25okay well i need to work on my portfolio which my mentor just called generic and uninspiring
03:30so could you please just
03:33what are you
03:35you know what's inspiring
03:37dancing
03:39right
03:40come on
03:43come on
03:45loosen up
03:45it'll help your art
03:47promise
03:50there you go
03:51there she is
03:53shut up
03:57zeke
03:59hands off your roommate
04:02go herd your animals
04:03okay
04:05i'm tessa hi
04:08please forgive my man whore of a brother
04:10and thank you for housing him he is a mess
04:13i've noticed
04:14he just needs a friend
04:15oh he's got our fangirls and frat boys so
04:19he's got our fangirls and frat boys so what do you say babe i'll pitch you catch
04:49Oh, um, sorry, I don't really, I don't really play, I'm just a fan.
05:07Not your type?
05:09What?
05:10Fabian. He was flirting with you.
05:14Right. Flirting with me, that's a good one.
05:16Yeah, flirting. Are you seriously that inexperienced?
05:24No.
05:27Fine if you must know.
05:31I've never even been kissed before, so...
05:33You've never been kissed?
05:37I was always the, the weird art girl.
05:43I'd basically need, like, remedial sex ed.
05:50What about a, what about a sex tutor?
05:55Yeah, yeah, very funny. And, and where do you suppose I found one of those? It's not something that you
06:00can put up a flyer for.
06:01Ahem.
06:06You?
06:08You're, you're funny. It's, it's a joke. Right?
06:13Well, not to brag, but this is kind of my area of expertise, right? You know, sluttiest baseball player on
06:19campus.
06:22Stop, you're, you're being mean and you're, you're making fun of me.
06:27No, I'm not. No.
06:30I don't, I don't understand why you'd help me then, so...
06:35Well, a girl like you, clearly makes good grades.
06:40I could use a tutor myself.
06:43Coach said, if I fail one more class, I'm off the team. And that means no more scouts. That means,
06:47no Yankees.
06:50You're like the Yankees? Focus.
06:55You tutor me in biology, I'll tutor you in sex. What do you say?
07:01So...
07:02We'd like...
07:04date?
07:05No. No, strictly educational. No feelings.
07:11Not for fun, not forever, and that's not exactly boyfriend material.
07:15Right.
07:17Okay.
07:19Let me guess.
07:21You want a sweetheart, huh?
07:24Some gushy, romantic guy who's gonna bring you flowers and write you poetry.
07:30What's wrong with that?
07:32Nothing.
07:34There's nothing wrong with it. You deserve it.
07:38You deserve everything you want.
07:44You deserve it.
07:44That's not me.
07:48What do you say?
07:49You owe me it's my final, and I'll help you find the one.
07:56Deal.
07:59How about...
08:01will you seal the deal with...
08:04your first kiss?
08:05Don't walk such hands, yea.
08:08Thadmi stop attending, come home with me.
08:14Let's fight a history, tonight I'll make a...
08:17Chuck! Chuck! Chuck! Chuck! Chuck! Chuck! Chuck! Chuck!
08:24I'll save it for when you're alone.
08:28Let's go have some fun, yeah?
08:37first guy to bag the new chick wins the cash dude that's nasty
08:44zeke you want in what the hell dude she's a person not a bet chill bro all right we're
08:50gonna be doing this girl a favor can you please not mess it up with my roommate
08:54she's a big girl she can handle herself she's off limits you hear me or what or i'll kick your
09:03ass
09:05yeah okay beat it i got business to take care of you're lucky this is her house
09:13look ignore him all right first one to slide home wins 500 bucks cash
09:23i think that's enough studying for today
09:32so you're gonna be a yankee huh
09:38well i should warn you that this is a dodger home
09:43dodger home not anymore you're not even recruited yet no it's coming
09:53you're looking at the best picture in the whole western conference
09:58yeah that's if you don't funk out oh funny
10:04well i did just get this badass new tutor
10:14so now that we're alone
10:21do you want to know how it feels to be kissed
10:41i don't know how
10:47i don't know how do i listen one trust yourself
10:55free just follow what feels good
11:04don't hold back beautiful
11:13um i'm sorry you uh you don't have to do this
11:23what pretend you want me i'm not pretending
11:29are you sure what makes you think otherwise
11:40because in the immortal words of my eighth grade bully
11:46i am a fat loser with frizzy hair and thunder thighs so
12:01come with me i want to show you something
12:20uh-uh
12:22eye contact is how guys know you're into them
12:27i don't like being stared at
12:29they're admiring
12:32look at yourself
12:37what are you doing
12:40putting your eighth grade bully in her place
12:44why am i staring at myself this is embarrassing
12:51call it a confidence drill
12:55can i continue
12:58yeah
13:16sorry um i i'm not used to this so i
13:22you don't have to apologize
13:23you don't have to apologize
13:25i just want you to see yourself as you are
13:31beautiful
13:39lesson three
13:40lesson three
13:41ask for what you want
13:46can
13:48we
13:52will you kiss me
14:13what was that bad did i did i do it wrong
14:17no no you're natural
14:26really
14:28yeah don't want to get to your head
14:32well i think that we should go to bed
14:38already
14:39oh no
14:40oh my god not
14:41you and i
14:43not together
14:44separately
14:45in
14:45in our separate beds
14:47cause not together
14:48that
14:48that would be
14:49crazy
14:51you can if you want
14:54you set the pace
14:55butterfly
14:55butterfly
14:56yeah
15:13getting drunk from seven to three
15:16cold adoption and flush like it's free
15:19we're on a fast driver
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