00:00Name one of the biggest sins.
00:03Johnny sins.
00:05How many dates have you been on this year?
00:09The only dates I have are two dates.
00:13What do people drink eight glasses a day?
00:17Coffee.
00:18What do you call it when your mother is a lawyer?
00:24Mother-in-law.
00:26Have you ever been hurt?
00:28Yes.
00:28Emotionally?
00:31No. Financially.
00:34What's the only exercise you've done this week?
00:38Running out of money.
00:40What's something weird about you?
00:43When someone compliments me, I don't know what to say.
00:47Really? You look cute today.
00:50Merry Christmas.
00:52Would you rather have five million dollars or cancer?
00:57Oh.
00:58It's not a good one.
00:59Bing.
01:00It's a good one.
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