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impossible to fake
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00:00Please be negative. Please be negative.
00:04Sadie! Where's my fucking buddy? I can't wait around here all day.
00:08Dad? What are you...
00:11Just give me a second, please. I'm...
00:16I'm pregnant.
00:17No, no. Is this real?
00:20I don't even know that, Brad.
00:25Brad Connor is professional hockey's hottest player, there's no denying that.
00:29His late-game heroes, the final seconds of last night's match, proves he has what it takes to lead his
00:34team straight to the finals later this season.
00:40But his off-ice behavior is becoming a bit of a serious problem.
00:45I'm putting you on the beat, buddy.
00:46I'm gonna catch up.
00:48Okay, okay, please, guys, guys, please, guys.
00:50Is Baltimore putting itself at risk having such a reckless player as the face of their...
00:56Hmm. Not bad, eh?
00:58Damn it.
00:59Brad?
01:00Sir, I'm already working on damage control. I have a statement drafted for Brad.
01:03No. No more excuses for him.
01:05You're the laughingstock of the whole damn league.
01:08Relax, Richard. Fans love a bad boy.
01:11The sponsors don't.
01:12If you want to keep playing for my team, you'll stop chasing the supermodels and marry someone, someone, who will
01:20clean up your damage.
01:21Marry?
01:22You want me to marry a complete stranger. That is insane. Even for me.
01:28And besides, who the hell am I supposed to marry?
01:31Hi.
01:32How you guys doing?
01:34Just a minute.
01:36Not now, you dimwit.
01:38Can't you see we're in the middle of a meeting?
01:40Wait.
01:40Give me four men to your...
01:41Gino's just like a girl who is super aleg 30 bucks.
01:48I'm one of my mates.
01:51I'm the owner.
01:51I'm the owner.
01:52I'm the owner.
01:52I'm the owner.
01:53Hold on.
01:53I'm the owner will take me away?
01:54I'm the owner.
01:56I'm the owner of the campaign.
01:59I'm the owner.
02:00You okay?
02:02Mm-mm.
02:02I don't know.
02:03I don't know.
02:05and there's no more lies
02:07You, you saved me
02:09Be careful out there
02:16I'm gonna marry you one day
02:19Was that really her?
02:22So, get back to the confession stand on your arm
02:25So, do you want me to condom in the heart?
02:27Cheese?
02:27Catch it
02:28Alright, I'm not
02:32Idiot
02:33Mr. Berg, what were you saying before we were so rudely interrupted?
02:38I want Brad to find a wife before the playoff starts
02:41That is literally two months away, but how the hell am I supposed to find someone that backs me?
02:46This is my chance
02:47You may be a dumb jock, but it's a rich man
02:51Sir, as the PR rep for the team, I'm the perfect person for Brad
02:56No, you've got enough on your plate cleaning up this idiot's other messes
03:00You, get your ass back to practice
03:02And stay out of the press
03:04I'll find you the wife
03:13I'm so sorry, what can I get for ya?
03:15Oh, I was gonna get some popcorn, but, um, take a night with you
03:22I'll get you that popcorn, coming right up
03:26Wow
03:26We've been gone since 3.30
03:29I've been coming home lately at 3.30
03:34I'm super cool
03:35I've been a fool
03:37Okay
03:38That will be five bucks
03:41Just come with your number
03:44I'm not interested
03:46I'm not interested
03:46I'm just a little bitch
03:49I'm picking
03:51I'm taking names
03:53I'm all flay
03:55That's okay
03:56We'll see half a deezy act that I put your drink kicks in
03:59You're gonna be begging for
04:00Are you drugged to me?
04:02It's gonna be a great night
04:03Let go of me
04:08No
04:10Fucking bitch
04:22That's him
04:22The guy from Mr. Burr's office
04:26I'll never forget those eyes
04:29The way he looked at me
04:31I can trust him
04:32I know I can
04:32Wait, I need your help
04:34Can you help me?
04:35Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, easy
04:36I got you
04:38Wait, she's the girl from before
04:40She's probably just another fan
04:42Looking over with a pro athlete
04:44I guess I can't
04:45They should come with my fans
04:47So, uh
04:48You're here for a long ago
04:49Or
04:50Looking for something a little more
04:53Home
04:55No
04:55No
04:57Who are you?
04:59Wait, you seriously
05:00Don't know who I am?
05:02Everybody knows me
05:03No, there's no
05:05A guy calling me
05:05And I can
05:13What's happening?
05:14I got it bad just today
05:15You smell really good
05:18You smell really good?
05:20You smell really good?
05:21You smell really good?
05:23You smell really good?
05:26You smell really good?
05:32Bro
05:33You smell really good?
05:34You smell really good?
05:34I don't know
05:36I promise I didn't come in here for this
05:38But
05:41I think you should kiss me
05:43I know Mr. Berg told me to clean up my image
05:45But there is no way I can say no to her
05:50Fuck it
05:51Come on
05:52I'm here
05:52I'm here
05:53I'm here
05:56I'm here
05:56I'm here
05:56I'm here
05:58Come on
06:02Come on
06:03Come on
06:03Fuck
06:23Wait
06:25Still coming?
06:26Don't worry
06:27I'm staying
06:29It's okay
06:29Fuck it
06:30Bye
06:30Bye
06:38Wait, can you see her?
06:41No, shut up!
06:52Wow, look at her.
06:54I thought she was just a fan.
06:56But there's something about seeing her in my arms like this that feels...
07:00...different.
07:02Look, I don't know who you are or where you're keeping from for a time.
07:06Maybe I should hang out more often.
07:11Katie, this is Coach Diane.
07:13If I don't receive your payment in the next hour, your slot is gone.
07:18No, I won't get another paycheck until next week.
07:21How am I supposed to get Coach Diane her money in an hour?
07:24I need to get paid.
07:27Katie?
07:28Are you fucking kidding me?
07:34Whatever.
07:36So, who do I make this out to?
07:37You, or is your pitch on the side of me?
07:41Do you think about prostitute?
07:43Prostitute, escort, whatever you want to call it.
07:46Oh, I bet you should be special.
07:48Look at number four athletes like me.
07:50That's perfect.
07:51Okay, first of all, uh, you know, I'm just-
07:54You know, just take it.
07:55Go.
07:57I am done hearing excuses from some so-called non-hooker.
08:04Are you kidding me?
08:06I came to you for help not to get insulted by some arrogant hawk team.
08:12Asshole.
08:19A hundred thousand dollars.
08:21I could use this to pay for my figure skating training.
08:24I could get away from my dad.
08:25I could finally pursue my dreams.
08:27No.
08:28No, I'm better than this.
08:29I'm not the gold-digging slut that jerk thinks I am.
08:41Just be naked.
08:42Just be naked.
08:44Ladies!
08:45We're fighting fucking money.
08:46I can't wait around here all day.
08:48Zach?
08:49What are you-
08:51Just give me a second, please.
08:53I'm-
08:56I'm pregnant.
08:58No, no.
08:59Is this real?
09:00I don't even know that guy.
09:03The fuck's going on in here?
09:06It's taking you so damn long.
09:08Zach, what are you doing?
09:08I told you I needed money for the dog track.
09:11Now, I'm not gonna come down here for no reason.
09:14So where the fuck is it?
09:15Deb, the skate training money you took was all I had.
09:18Bullshit.
09:18I know you got something stashed away from that pathetic job of yours.
09:23I swear, I don't.
09:24I don't get paid again until next week.
09:26Next week?
09:28What the fuck good is that?
09:30I'm sorry.
09:33Sorry doesn't mean shit.
09:35Go put on some makeup.
09:37I got a couple guys down the trunk that would pay good money for that.
09:40What?
09:41Daddy's with you in your prayers.
09:42No more crying.
09:43Wipe them tears.
09:44You hurt me.
09:45If you can find some way to bring some money into this family, I'll fight before you.
09:50I don't want your daughter.
09:52You're gonna do what I say.
09:54Now.
09:55We're gonna go to the house.
09:56You're gonna get something nice and tight to wear for the guys at the track.
10:01Don't you fight me.
10:02I said.
10:04No.
10:13What the fuck is that?
10:16Don't lie to me Katie.
10:18I don't see us ever being together ever again.
10:20Like we used to be when we was teenagers but then of course everything always happens for a reason.
10:25What happened to me?
10:26Do you have any idea what this means?
10:29No guy down the track is gonna pay for some fucking pregnant bitch.
10:33Daddy.
10:34I'm sorry but I'll help you.
10:35Who's the asshole that knocked you up?
10:37I said who is he?
10:39I said who is he?
10:42Who is he?
10:43You little kid.
10:45I just told you not to lie to me.
10:48Now who the fuck is it?
10:50I don't know.
10:52I don't forget that.
10:56Wait wait wait wait.
10:57Ok.
10:58It was it was here.
11:00I met him here.
11:01At work.
11:03So easy.
11:05Let's go fucking find her.
11:12Which one of you pricks knocked up my whore of a daughter?
11:16Yoho!
11:16It wasn't me.
11:17You're kidding right.
11:18Her?
11:18I can't tell you this, please.
11:21Shut up.
11:23Hey, this is your fault.
11:25So that's your side hustle, huh?
11:27Sleeping around with randos?
11:29I knew you were doing something, Gary,
11:31to pay for all that fancy figure skate training.
11:33Of course.
11:34A girl I can't even have her for a training like that.
11:37Well, not unless she knows
11:38working on anything else.
11:40I'm not a prostitute.
11:43You sure about that?
11:45I know.
11:46Whichever one of you knocked her out,
11:48owes me money now.
11:50Who was it, Katie?
11:52I don't know who I am.
11:54You think I'm playing with you?
11:55Who was it?
11:58It was him.
12:10You expect us to believe Steve, Ratt, Connor,
12:13rocked up a loser with nobody like you?
12:16He's the best player in the league.
12:18And the most eligible bachelor in the country.
12:20Yeah, why would Brad Connor pay to sleep
12:22on a tanky bitch like you?
12:24I don't know, I don't know, but I'm telling the truth.
12:26The problem is fucking stupid.
12:30So Brad, we've conducted a search for the past month,
12:33and these.
12:34Well, they're the most eligible women in the country.
12:36So we need you to commit to fake Mary,
12:38one of them.
12:40And last but not least...
12:42Ta-da!
12:46Oh, oh, sorry.
12:52What's the matter, Brad?
12:53You thinking about the locker room conquest of yours?
12:58You know about that?
12:59Brad, nothing gets by me in my building.
13:02Yeah, no, I, um...
13:04I just...
13:05I can't get her out of my head.
13:07I'm sorry, who?
13:08There's something about her.
13:10Something...
13:11different.
13:16Get out.
13:17All of you.
13:18Go, now.
13:20That's...
13:20Brad.
13:21You clearly just haven't found my mind yet.
13:24Why don't you and I go to dinner tonight, and...
13:27Mr. Connor!
13:28I told you this was a private meeting.
13:29Do you understand what that means,
13:31or is that too complex for your rent-to-cop break?
13:34I'm sorry, ma'am,
13:35but Mr. Connor, there's a lady saying she's pregnant with your baby.
13:39Pregnant?
13:39Yeah.
13:40That's impossible.
13:41I'm sterile.
13:43That's her.
13:44Get out.
13:45Let's go.
13:45You blurry little skank!
13:47Why the hell would a superstar like Brad Connor have any interest in someone like you?
13:52I don't know.
13:54But I'm not lying.
13:56Bullshit.
13:58Now, tell me who the father of Ruby is.
14:02It...
14:03was him.
14:05Wrong catcher.
14:13Tell me his fucking name.
14:15I did.
14:16It was one time.
14:17I promise, I'm not...
14:18Not what?
14:19Not a whore?
14:24You think I'm gonna let you make a fool out of me?
14:27I'm gonna teach you what it's like when you lie to your daddy.
14:39No, Diana.
14:40I'm sorry, okay?
14:41Please, I'm sorry.
14:42No, no.
14:43You're not sorry.
14:44Not yet.
14:46I was gonna make so much fucking money off you, but then you wouldn't have fucked everything
14:51up.
14:52Nobody's gonna pay for damn much goods like you.
14:54So I'm gonna take care of that baby.
14:56No, no, no.
14:57Then I'm gonna get you out on the dog track where you belong.
15:00God, please, not the baby, please, okay?
15:02Don't fucking move.
15:05No, no, my baby!
15:07Someone help me!
15:08Stop!
15:12It's him.
15:13He came for me.
15:16Oh, shit!
15:32It's her.
15:37I've been dreaming about those eyes every night since we met.
15:40And now they're finally looking at me again.
15:44You okay?
15:45Yeah, I think so.
15:46Holy shit!
15:47That's Brad Connor!
15:49She wasn't lying!
15:50Come on.
15:51Let's get you out of here.
15:54Fucking hands over!
16:01This asshole knocked up my daughter!
16:03And he's not gonna get away with it, not unless he pays!
16:06Pays up?
16:07Did you hear that, Brad?
16:08Is this the gold digger from the locker room?
16:13Uh, yeah.
16:14Yeah, that's her.
16:15What?
16:16I thought so.
16:17Now this little slut is back to take more of her money.
16:20And this time, she brought her daddy along to help.
16:23What?
16:24You didn't get enough of him the first time?
16:26Who are you?
16:27You have nothing to do with this.
16:28How do I even know that that supposed baby of yours is brass?
16:31Because it is.
16:33I haven't slept with anyone else.
16:35You know what?
16:35Maybe they're right.
16:36I've been with girls like you, and they all want the same exact thing.
16:40Girls to me?
16:42You kidding?
16:44I don't have to take this shit from some egotistical fuckboy jock.
16:49Wait.
16:50That birthmark.
16:51I've seen it before.
16:56Is she really the girl that saved me?
17:00Download Dramapops and watch the rest.
17:02I know the internet changes city lightbulb.
17:02This is the priority reason why you ain't true.
17:02Right?
17:02Oh yeah.
17:03So essayed in theory, if I can't handle your logical mentee,
17:03I couldrive toOK your mama valley.
17:04You be expecting the LC covert pakún that bought one.
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