00:00Dad, did you see a 16 year old made the Olympic team?
00:02Yeah, I saw that.
00:03That is crazy.
00:04Well, that's what happens when you train hard.
00:05I can't believe a 16 year old is an Olympian.
00:08You know, you can be anything you want to be too.
00:09Well, that's not true.
00:10Yeah, it is.
00:11Why would you?
00:11I couldn't be a bank robber.
00:12Well, I didn't.
00:12I'm 11.
00:13Well, I would hope that you.
00:13Plus, where would I put the money?
00:14Well, I was thinking more.
00:15I don't have a bank account.
00:16Well, don't be a bank robber.
00:17I'd have to rob him, then open up an account.
00:18Wow, you are.
00:19Give me all your money.
00:19What are you talking about?
00:20Now, give me a deposit slip.
00:21Unbelievable.
00:30Steven A. Smith would be like, Derek, what do you think about that shot clock violation?
00:33And I'd be like, Steven, what the hell are you talking about?
00:35Okay, but still.
00:35I look at the camera like, let's take a commercial break while I Google shot clock violation.
00:39You play basketball.
00:39I couldn't be a lawyer.
00:40You should probably try.
00:41Because I don't know the law.
00:42Of course.
00:42I'd be in a commercial like, have you been in a car accident?
00:44Well, call somebody else because I don't know what I'm doing.
00:46Still, then don't.
00:46I couldn't be a pitcher for the Dodgers.
00:48I think if you try.
00:49Because I can't throw that far.
00:49Well, then maybe.
00:50I'd walk up to Selena Gomez like, I know you're just here to throw out the first pitch, but could
00:53you pitch for the first six innings because I just don't have the power.
00:56I couldn't be a babysitter either.
00:58Okay, so maybe you can.
00:58Because I don't like kids.
00:59You're a kid.
00:59Their parents would be like, TJ really enjoyed his time over here yesterday.
01:02I'd be like, well, I had a horrible time.
01:04Yeah, again, I don't think.
01:05They'd be like, same time tomorrow.
01:06I don't even.
01:06I'd be like, I sure the f*** hope not.
01:08I honestly don't even.
01:08And I couldn't be a teacher.
01:09I agree.
01:10I don't think.
01:10I'm not smart enough.
01:11Wow.
01:11Really?
01:11I mean.
01:12I'd be like, Evan, what's the answer to the question I wrote on the board?
01:14He'd be like, I don't know.
01:15I'd be like, me either, Evan.
01:18Me either.
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