00:00Yo, what up, man?
00:01It's your boy, Chaotic.
00:02And right now, you are tuned in to Coming Up Miami, Season 2.
00:12Cheers to me moving to Miami, finally.
00:15You finally made it.
00:16I'm moving back to Miami.
00:17Whoa.
00:17What's your real reason to move me out here to Miami?
00:19You going to take me around and show me Miami?
00:21That's not my job.
00:22He's interested in buying a home.
00:23Every woman sells pussy one way or the other.
00:25But you sell pussy.
00:26No, I don't sell pussy.
00:27I sell companion shit.
00:28If you're going to fuck somebody, if they do something for you, it's prostitute.
00:32Welcome to paradise.
00:34I heard y'all are the biggest bosses that's coming up in Miami.
00:38You know I'm Jamaica.
00:39Hey.
00:39So you know everybody coming up?
00:41I do.
00:42I do.
00:44I do.
00:46Most likely to have your kids or receive a boldly shout.
00:50Oh, I done pissed on somebody.
00:53I used to dress her everything.
00:55There's no party like the Jamaica party.
00:56Yeah.
00:57Everything comes with even numbers.
01:00Who looks like they can suck the best dick?
01:02Let's go.
01:02You got to stop rubbing everybody's feet.
01:04You like feet, right?
01:06They took advantage of me.
01:09I see one lady talking about she love the man now.
01:11Oh, that lady just loves some dick.
01:13Give me a 25.
01:13Let's go, 25.
01:14I ain't playing with these hoes.
01:1610.
01:16I ain't playing with these hoes.
01:17You guys are doing push-ups and y'all talking about fuck these hoes at 40-something years
01:21old.
01:22Grow the fuck up.
01:23My grandma used to tell me when they put their hands on you one time, they're always fucking
01:26going to do it.
01:27And it's true.
01:28Shit.
01:29Listen to me, dawg.
01:30How long we going to be thugging out?
01:31How long we going to stay and be outside on bullshit?
01:34Man, what the fuck did I sign myself up for?
01:35He's lying.
01:36He said you told me you want to eat his ass.
01:37He's lying.
01:37The only nigga ass I'm eating is my nigga.
01:39You ain't my nigga.
01:40I'm going to take a little sip of water because it got real.
01:45For you to call me a scammer, you're washing scammers money through them properties that
01:50you buying.
01:51No, you shut the fuck up.
01:52I'm there.
01:53I don't want to talk.
01:54No, no, no.
01:54I've never been to fine dining and we have a bunch of fucking ladies acting like fucking
01:58children.
01:59So it's like you wanted to be my friend while you was fucking my baby daddy.
02:03What'd you have to offer me if I was to lay down and fuck you?
02:06You want to lie niggas daddy and it's okay.
02:08Talking like that, you do not fucking know it.
02:10Oh my God.
02:11Oh my God.
02:12What the fuck?
02:13Welcome to Jamaica, bitch.
02:15For five dollars.
02:16You know why?
02:17Because you're not the only one and you're not the only one.
02:20Okay.
02:21Yes.
02:21I messed with your baby Dougie.
02:23Who wouldn't want to fuck him?
02:25Okay.
02:25He's good looking.
02:26Got everything going on for him.
02:28Best believe I'm a ride that dick.
02:30Either you get with the program or get lost.
02:31One of the two.
02:32How my pussy takes, bitch.
02:33You're so upset with my baby pops.
02:35No, he's obsessed with anything.
02:41Heavenly Father, thank you so much for this meal.
02:44We are so grateful for your love and your blessing.
02:47Don't play over my damn food while she's praying, man.
02:49No, you just getting the food.
02:51Don't play over my food.
02:52Bitch, I ain't eat your food.
02:53I'm telling you stop getting the food and she's praying.
02:55Yo, you small ass musty, bitch.
02:57Stop eating the food.
02:59Go ahead.
02:59Please, Lord, I pray that those who are less unfortunate may have some
03:03because we are in Jamaica and I know there's so many that...
03:05But enjoy this meal.
03:06Shh.
03:08Lord, we gonna need you tonight.
03:10Take the wheel, bitch.
03:12Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
03:15Cheers, forward at the!!!
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