00:00I want you to tell me where babies come from.
00:01I'm sorry?
00:02Don't apologize, just tell me where babies come from.
00:04Right now?
00:05Preferably because if something bad happens to you...
00:07Of course.
00:07I may never know.
00:08Okay, well, first of all...
00:09I'll be 45 years old and have no idea how kids just keep popping up in the world.
00:12I doubt that'll be the case.
00:13I'll be walking around like, where are all these kids coming from?
00:17No, you won't.
00:17Some kid will catch me staring at him and think to himself, that old man's freaking me out.
00:21Well, then don't stare.
00:22But in reality, I'll just be sitting there thinking, where in the hell did he come from?
00:26When you're 45 years old, you...
00:27I'll have my own kid.
00:28Exactly.
00:28And I'll have to ask him, where did y'all come from?
00:31You won't have to ask that.
00:32And they'll be like, we were hoping you could tell us.
00:34Listen to what you're saying.
00:34And I'll be like, I have no fucking idea.
00:37You'll have an idea.
00:38I'm going to have to wait until one of my son's friend's dad explains it.
00:40No, you won't.
00:41Trust me.
00:41I'll go up to his house like, hey, my son said you were planning on telling Robbie where babies come
00:45from.
00:45Okay, that would be weird.
00:46And he'll be like, yeah, I was going to tell him this evening.
00:49I honestly hope this is...
00:50And then I'm going to have to be like, do you mind if I sit in on that conversation?
00:56Because I have no fucking idea.
01:01I'm going to have to wait until the end of the night.
01:01I mean, when I try and think I'm going to have to be like, do you mind if you're dating
01:01my life?
01:01I mean, I love you.
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