00:03Happy anniversary.
00:06What's this?
00:07It's your gift.
00:08A chocolate bar?
00:09Yeah.
00:10So it's our anniversary, and this is what you got me?
00:15I thought you had money.
00:16I did, but there were just some financial troubles recently,
00:20and I didn't want to come empty-handed.
00:22I spent three hours getting ready for you.
00:26I'm wearing expensive lingerie, and one spritz of my perfume
00:32costs more than hundreds of these chocolates.
00:37Yeah, I know, but because I was the one who got you that perfume
00:40when I could afford it, right?
00:41Yeah, but still, I deserve the best and the most expensive gifts.
00:51What's this?
00:53It's your real anniversary gift.
00:54Oh, fuck.
00:56Because you deserve the best and most expensive gifts, right?
01:01You fell for that?
01:02I knew it was a phone right away.
01:05I was just playing along with your little prank.
01:07Yeah, and just there for a second, you were sounding like a real gold digger.
01:10No, no, no, no, no, honey.
01:12It's just a prank.
01:14For a prank.
01:18Oh my god.
01:22Hey, one turn on for some reason.
01:25Oh, the guy at the pawn shop said that the battery was a bit faulty.
01:28You had this at the pawn shop?
01:29Yeah, I wasn't lying when I said things weren't going that great financially.
01:33But I still wanted to spoil you.
01:35Spoiling me?
01:37With this junk?
01:38Honey, it's a good phone.
01:40It just needs a little battery fixing.
01:41Look, honey.
01:43I'm not some beggar who's gonna use some second-hand stuff.
01:46And I definitely don't wanna be with such a poor loser like you.
01:49So, fix it.
01:52Yourself.
01:57Too bad.
02:00Because this loser was about to propose to you.
02:03Oh my god, is this a diamond?
02:05Mm-hmm.
02:06But what about your financial issues?
02:09Yeah, there are no financial issues.
02:11It was just one final test before making a big step forward.
02:14And you failed it.
02:17What?
02:17There you go.
02:18But, um...
02:28I got an exception.
02:29Youelysdney.
02:30I have no idea.
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