00:00Grab that glass, will you? Right, here she is!
00:03Isn't she beautiful?
00:05Is she?
00:06Yeah, well, I suppose it does have two plump breasts, doesn't it?
00:09Oh, Harley!
00:10What?
00:10Jealous of the turkey, now.
00:12They've been drinking all morning, so it's got nothing on you, though.
00:14Oh, thank you, darling.
00:15That's enough, you two.
00:16You know I'm a vegetarian?
00:18Er, yes, and you've got the vegetarian leg.
00:22I'll, er, I'll stick a vegetarian sausage in the microwave for you, yeah?
00:25Hey!
00:26Sorry, I'm late, everyone.
00:27Hi!
00:28Here he is!
00:28Oh, Jack, they're lovely, thank you!
00:31Oh, look, he's got wine and flowers, yeah!
00:33Showing me up, as always.
00:35Max?
00:36Everyone?
00:36Well, I'm sorry, but the bin is the only place to sit on you.
00:39Oh, no, it's all right, bruvie, I'll go on.
00:40You sit there, ready to the table, go on.
00:41Yeah, stay where you are.
00:42Don't be stupid.
00:43You're busy, ain't you?
00:44Out there, on the streets, fighting crime.
00:48You deserve a seat at the table, you do.
00:53Very comfy.
00:54Right.
00:56Well, everyone, Merry Christmas.
01:00Merry Christmas.
01:01Merry Christmas.
01:02Merry Christmas!
01:03Merry Christmas!
01:05Merry Christmas!
01:06Merry Christmas!
01:07I used to work Christmas Day, you know, for the overtime, as a cabbie.
01:10Yeah, but, er, I don't suppose you get double time for solving crimes.
01:14No, unfortunately not, yeah.
01:16He only gets double the feeling of superiority.
01:18That's a nice way of putting it, Max.
01:20Nah, it's all right, I'm bloody joking.
01:21Jack knows I've got full respect for him.
01:23Vice versa, eh, bruv?
01:26Yeah.
01:27Just a shame, innit, miss.
01:29Being with you lot, this morning.
01:30Yeah.
01:32Yeah, I watched little Annie opening her stock in this morning.
01:35Oh, lovely.
01:36Oh, she's a sweet, cute, yeah.
01:38Yeah, I've only missed four, do you know what I mean?
01:40Four.
01:41Oh.
01:41Yeah, but at least you've got to see her this year, which is the main thing, eh, Dad?
01:46Nah, if it can be half as good a Dad as Jack here, I'll be very happy.
01:53Have you got something you want to get off your chest, Max?
01:56Nah.
01:58Why have you got something you want to get off yours?
02:03Is there some sort of beef between you two?
02:05Beef?
02:07Nah, not from where I'm sitting, all right?
02:09I thought you were eating turkey.
02:11Oh, darn.
02:13Yeah, no, they're all gravy, right?
02:14Like Noel and Liam.
02:16Hmm, which one's Noel?
02:17Oh, your Dad, for sure, innit?
02:18Oh, I'll tell you that.
02:19Yeah.
02:19Nah, well, Liam's the handsome one, isn't he, sir?
02:21Yeah, and you don't look back in anger, right, Dad?
02:24What's going on?
02:25Nothing.
02:26Nothing.
02:27Have you told him?
02:31No, I suppose I should take it as a compliment, really.
02:35You being threatened by the idea of me coming back to the square, taking your title.
02:40Dad of the year.
02:45So I take it you know then?
02:46Yeah.
02:47Yeah, I do know.
02:48I knew it.
02:49I was drunk.
02:51Oscar!
02:54Look.
02:56What can I say?
02:58Oh, I'm sorry, I mean it.
03:01You know, if I could go back, play things differently, I would.
03:06Okay?
03:06No.
03:07No, Jack, all right, it's not okay.
03:10Very much not okay.
03:12Golden boy.
03:13Oh, grow up, Max.
03:15What are they talking about?
03:17I'm not sure.
03:19Listen, why don't we just meet up later, all right?
03:22We'll have a chat, clear to the ear.
03:24Yeah.
03:24Yeah, I'll get it.
03:26I'll go, no.
03:27That was your menu.
03:28Yeah, that'd make a change.
03:29Yeah.
03:31Stacey!
03:39What do you mean, Stacey?
03:42Kathy.
03:43What?
03:44No, go on, explain.
03:47There's nothing to explain, is there?
03:48Kathy, just explain, because you said Stacey.
03:50What do you mean, Stacey?
03:56Jack and Stacey, it...
03:59Look, it was a couple of years ago, okay?
04:01They were...
04:04bunking together.
04:06Bunking together?
04:07Oh, look, I'm sorry.
04:09I thought that was what you were talking about.
04:11We weren't talking about that, Kathy.
04:12We were talking about my brother keeping Annie a secret from me.
04:15They slept in bunk beds?
04:16No.
04:17No.
04:17Hey, why don't you take Raymond upstairs, show him your new game.
04:26It was a difficult time.
04:28Do we really have to go there again?
04:31No.
04:33Please, Dad.
04:34I can't watch.
04:36Look, I'm sorry, Denise.
04:37I didn't know, you know.
04:39I wasn't trying to start.
04:40Dad, just...
04:42Just try and chill, yeah?
04:48Come on!
04:52You weren't even here!
04:54It is me!
04:54He betrayed!
04:55Not you!
04:56Acting like kids!
04:56You always...
04:57Always had to have what I had, didn't you?
04:59This wasn't about you!
05:00He's talking not about me!
05:02What?
05:03You get off of my ex!
05:04Hide my daughter from me!
05:05How is that not about me?
05:07These were crystal.
05:09Alright.
05:12Look.
05:14I'm sorry about Annie, alright?
05:16I really am.
05:16What I am with Stacey is none of your business!
05:18You're supposed to be happily married, alright?
05:20You're pathetic!
05:21You're the one still planning after your dead son's wife after all these years!
05:24You know, you're the one that's weird!
05:26What, are you going to say?
05:27Oh!
05:27Oh!
05:28You're embarrassing yourself!
05:30Look, Uncle Jack is sorry about Annie!
05:31Look, we all are!
05:35Alright.
05:36Alright.
05:36I've just got a fight.
05:37I'm sorry, alright?
05:39Huh?
05:40Dad?
05:41Alright, I'm sorry.
05:43Aren't we good?
05:44Yeah, I am good!
05:47You alright?
05:48Yeah.
05:50Oh!
05:51What?
05:53Come on!
05:53I've done it!
05:54What have we got?
05:56No!
06:03Oh yeah!
06:04I said, Brandon!
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