00:16Welcome to the most historic sporting event in prehistoric history!
00:21And I, Sid, am the official torch carrier!
00:24Athletes, today you will be pushed beyond your prehistoric limits!
00:28This is going to be embarrassingly easy.
00:30Let the chaos, I mean, games begin!
00:37Try to keep up.
00:39I'm in my optimal aerodynamic position.
00:41I see a design flaw.
00:48I am not stopping!
00:50Oh, this is actually quite pleasant.
00:56Are we starting soon?
00:58I didn't feel the race begin.
01:00Sid wins!
01:01Sid wins the sliding event!
01:03A mammoth tossing event.
01:05Named after mammoths.
01:06This one's yours, Ellie.
01:10I may have thrown it slightly too hard.
01:13Too far, disqualify.
01:15Watch a professional.
01:21That was a practice throw.
01:23Knotted!
01:25Is he...
01:26Is he running the distance course?
01:28What is happening?
01:31Scrap!
01:31New world record!
01:33Mammoth toss!
01:36You want me to throw acorns?
01:39I've been training for this my whole life!
01:43Classic, Sid!
01:46Okay, stone.
01:47Not the acorn.
01:48Stone in the throwing hand!
01:51No!
01:54First one to the top!
01:55Wins!
01:56Rules!
01:56No wings, no flying, no prehistoric cheating!
01:58A cat climbing a wall.
02:00Are you serious right now?
02:01The fish is officially entered.
02:03I cannot explain this.
02:04Don't everyone celebrate yet.
02:06I'm only...
02:10Is the fish winning?
02:15The fish crossed the ledge first
02:18by approximately one flop.
02:21I lost to a fish.
02:22Guys, I'm almost starting.
02:25Event one winner, Sid!
02:27Event two and three winner, Scrap!
02:30Event four winner,
02:31the fish.
02:34The fish flopped.
02:35That is not a valid athletic technique.
02:36Manny, you went off course by three glaciers.
02:38I was creating a new course.
02:40That is called innovation.
02:41Guys, this metal tastes like victory.
02:42Or rock.
02:43Mostly rock.
02:44None of you were supposed to be good at this.
02:46The point wasn't to win.
02:48The point was to be absolutely,
02:49spectacularly ridiculous together.
02:51You planned this badly on purpose.
02:53I planned it perfect!
02:58Everyone gets this one.
03:00Tastes like friendship.
03:02Yeah.
03:03It kind of does.
03:11Every time.
03:13Every time.
03:13Time!
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