00:001, 2, 3, bonsoir !
00:02Merci Tom pour être ici !
00:04Merci, c'est mon plaisir !
00:05Nous avons ici le jeu « Pic Pirate » en français.
00:09Pic Pirate !
00:10Dégainez vos épées et venez chatouiller le pirate !
00:14Donc, nous allons jouer.
00:15Si quelqu'un perd, il a un « dare » !
00:17C'est bien, tu gères l'anglais, moi je suis intimidé de ouf !
00:19Donc, vous êtes vert, je suis vert et rouge !
00:21Vous savez ce jeu, vous savez comment jouer ?
00:22Je sais comment jouer !
00:26Je vais aller le premier ?
00:27Oui, allez !
00:30Il y a Tom Holland juste ici !
00:31C'est fou de jouer ce jeu avec toi !
00:39Ça peut être très long, vous savez !
00:41Ça peut être très très long !
00:44C'est bon !
00:52Je vais tourner et aller !
00:54Oh !
00:55Oh !
00:55You didn't go all the way in !
00:59Let me check that !
01:00Let me check that !
01:01Here !
01:01I'm sure !
01:03It's my turn !
01:08Oh !
01:08Ok, ok, I get it !
01:12Shit !
01:13C'est le scénario merveilleux !
01:14A very little, a little way !
01:16A little way !
01:16You really made me jump !
01:17I tried to catch him !
01:24Yeah !
01:24Let me do it there !
01:26Next time we try to catch him !
01:27Ok !
01:29Qu'est-ce que j'aime quand ça se passe comme ça, c'est pour toi Tom.
01:32OK.
01:33All right.
01:33Tonight Tom will present Uncharted in front of an audience in a movie theatre in Paris.
01:37You should read in the microphone a lovely, a loveful and flattery letter about McFly and Calito.
01:43They will give it to you right now.
01:45Are you OK to do that?
01:46Of course I can do that.
01:47All right, so listen, I want to bet against McFly and Calito.
01:53It's my beat, it's my beat, like, sincere.
01:55You know what I mean?
01:56So listen, McFly and Calito are the most extraordinary people I've ever met in my life.
02:03You are the most extraordinary people I've ever met.
02:05I've had a wonderful time along their side and I'm not sure I will ever be able to live the
02:10experience down.
02:11This is all true.
02:12Yeah, all true, all sincere.
02:14You're just, you're right out of my mouth.
02:16It was a magical moment, long lives to the both of you.
02:19You said long lives to yourselves.
02:20OK, yeah, I'll read this, guys.
02:22I will read it.
02:23You will read it?
02:23Yes.
02:24Thank you so much for embarrassing me in front of all of you wonderful people.
02:37Let's go.
02:37You begin?
02:38Green sword.
02:41Oh, my God.
02:42Oh, OK, nice.
02:45Don't forget, we tried to catch him.
02:47OK, OK.
02:47Yeah, it's…
02:48It's hard to catch, no?
02:49Yeah, it's hard.
02:52You got this.
02:53You got this, you got this.
02:54Be calm.
02:56Sorry.
02:57We held hands.
02:58Oh, shit.
02:59It's a magical moment.
03:05I'm not into this.
03:06No.
03:07It's like only you.
03:08I will stay with them all my life now.
03:11What a magical moment.
03:13I'm a little bit jealous because he's my best friend.
03:15He's now my best friend.
03:16He's now my best friend.
03:17Yes, now the channel will be called Tom alone and McFly.
03:26The sleeping mouth.
03:29You know when you go to the dentist and he anesthetizes your mouth and gums?
03:33Well, that's what you'll get now.
03:35I wrote it.
03:36What?
03:37David, chair dentist.
03:38What?
03:39So, we got a dentist.
03:40You know what I mean?
03:41Yeah, yeah.
03:42Oh, my God.
03:42It's gonna anesthetize?
03:44How do you…?
03:46Anesthetize.
03:47Anesthetize.
03:47You ever go to the dentist?
03:49Yeah.
03:49What a question.
03:51OK, all right, let's do this.
03:52Open your mouth.
03:53You'll be good.
03:53But why do we do that, man?
03:55Seriously?
03:55Because it's what we like.
03:56Sorry, Tom, for that.
03:58It's OK.
04:00Oh, my God.
04:03OK, you're doing really well, mate.
04:08OK, you're good.
04:09You gotta wait for it to kick in a little bit.
04:11Yeah, how much time for it to kick in?
04:12How many times?
04:132-3 minutes?
04:142-3 minutes.
04:15In 2-3 minutes?
04:15It's not?
04:16No, no.
04:17Oh, shit.
04:18If I hit you like this, we'll see if it hurts.
04:22Thank you, David.
04:22Thank you for this.
04:24My dear friend, Tom, you love.
04:25It's incredible.
04:27Oh, my God, that's amazing.
04:28Did you ever try that?
04:29I have many times.
04:31I have my wisdom teeth out, yeah.
04:32Oh, no.
04:33That's not good.
04:33I can't.
04:35How can I talk?
04:36We got a...
04:37We got a last...
04:38A last part.
04:39A last game to play, OK?
04:41OK, let's do this.
04:42Last one.
04:42Are you OK?
04:43I don't know.
04:46It's funny.
04:48I need to spit a little bit because...
04:50Oh, shit.
04:51I can't feel...
04:52I can't feel my face when I'm with you.
04:55Yeah, we got it.
04:55Yeah, we got it.
04:56OK.
04:56Are we ready?
04:58Last game.
05:01Here we go.
05:02OK.
05:05You can do this.
05:06Yeah, yeah, but you know...
05:09OK.
05:12Do you see something?
05:13Because I think my mouth is bigger like that.
05:16No, we don't see anything.
05:17No, you look good, man.
05:17You look good.
05:18I like it.
05:19But I can't feel my mouth.
05:22Oh, shit.
05:22Really?
05:23That's the idea.
05:24Yeah, that's right.
05:25That's what it's designed for.
05:26Go, go, go, go.
05:29Oh, my God.
05:30You can do this.
05:31Yeah, I need to forget this.
05:33Oh, that's so hard to make the D in English.
05:36The hard one?
05:41Here.
05:42Oh, my God.
05:44Oh, yeah.
05:44I don't want to lose again.
05:46I don't know what happened next.
05:47What the fuck?
05:49It's crazy it happens that way.
05:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:56You can take it.
05:58We got a gift.
05:59Thank you very much.
06:00From the Frenchie.
06:02Carlito must sing a song.
06:03T'es là, t'es sincère.
06:04J'exagère pas du tout.
06:06Attends.
06:07Hopper ?
06:09J'ai rien du tout, mec.
06:11I don't feel.
06:11Carlito must sing a song on the Champs-Elysées.
06:15Tom, choose the song.
06:16A hard one, please, Tom.
06:18I would like you to go and sing
06:20Celine Dion, my heart will go on.
06:23Nice.
06:24OK, regarde, parce que le refrain c'est
06:25Near, far.
06:26OK, mais avant, les couplets, tu m'as dit.
06:28Every night in March, let me ask you.
06:31Where is he?
06:31Oh, there he is, there he is.
06:33I think I can be louder.
06:40That's my friend.
06:41OK, he's going to sing for us.
06:43This is hilarious.
06:45Oh, shit.
06:47You hear me, Tom?
06:49McFly and Tom, you hear me?
06:50Yes!
06:51Yes!
06:52Oh, my goodness.
06:55Every night in my dreams
06:58I'll be you, I'll be you
07:02That is how I know you, girl
07:08It's not actually that bad.
07:10No, it's actually not right.
07:11There's a distance
07:13And spaces
07:14Between us
07:17Between us
07:17You are going to show you
07:20Go on
07:24You need it
07:26For
07:28Wherever you are
07:30I believe
07:32That I've got
07:34Go on
07:35Oh, my God
07:36Look at me
07:36Look at me
07:38Look at me
07:39More
07:40You
07:41Open
07:42Wow, he hit that
07:44Wow, he hit that
07:45In my heart with
07:47Wow, what a brave guy
07:49Yeah, he's the brave guy
07:50Brave guy
07:51Brave guy
07:51Really brave man
08:00Don't be afraid
08:01You're not obligated
08:02to sing on the floor
08:04But
08:04Okay
08:05Thank you, bye bye
08:05Souscrivain
08:06Abonnement
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