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💕🐰🐻Hot Viral ε`｡·᎑·`っ Wukong vs. The Beast Kingdom
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00:00:00Why do people say, Mountain of Lion and Camel is, in Journey to the West, the darkest trial of all?
00:00:08It's not because there are so many demons, or because they're hard to beat.
00:00:12It's because the evil here is sanctioned evil.
00:00:16Green Lion, White Elephant, Big Rock are all mounts or kin of the immortals.
00:00:22They wreak havoc in the mortal world, with the gods turning a blind eye.
00:00:44Sun Wukong can handle the small fry, but he can't touch the kingpins with backing.
00:00:49Tang San San can recite the binding spell, but he can't save this hell on earth.
00:01:05Let's go to theOULDEEEVER.den
00:01:07ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB água sais?
00:01:18?wh
00:01:27내 head?
00:01:28join ин tuh
00:01:36Life at Sacred Buddhist Monastery is so bleak, it's unbearable.
00:01:40Now I can finally eat my fill.
00:02:14Give me five gin of meat, make it the hind leg.
00:02:17Let go of my daughter!
00:02:26Take the kid and run!
00:02:27I'll hold him off!
00:02:29Run!
00:02:30Honey!
00:02:47Immortal Master!
00:02:48Immortal Master!
00:02:49Something's wrong!
00:02:51Immortal Master!
00:02:52Tang Zanzang and his disciples are almost at Mountain of Lion and Camel!
00:02:59You must not go there!
00:03:24You must not go there!
00:03:26Please stop right here!
00:03:28Don't take another step forward!
00:03:30Sir, why are you doing this?
00:03:32Outsiders wouldn't know!
00:03:33There's a band of demons up ahead!
00:03:35They've eaten hundreds of thousands!
00:03:38You mustn't go any farther!
00:03:40What?
00:03:42Don't be afraid, Master!
00:03:44I'm here!
00:03:49Wukong!
00:03:50I'm here!
00:03:51I'm here!
00:04:09I'm here!
00:04:15I'm here!
00:04:26I'm here!
00:04:33I'm here!
00:04:39I'm here!
00:04:44I'm here!
00:04:51I'm here!
00:04:54I'm here!
00:04:56I'm here!
00:05:24I'm here!
00:05:50I'm here!
00:05:54I'm here!
00:06:13I'm here!
00:06:23I'm here!
00:06:25I'm here!
00:06:26That doesn't even count the unregistered ones!
00:06:28Add those in, and you're talking one or two hundred thousand!
00:06:31They eat people every day, boiling them, skewing them, brewing blood into wine!
00:06:37For five hundred years now, they've devoured the people of continent of Xinyu!
00:06:41Good heavens!
00:06:44I'd better get back, fast!
00:06:45And report to M-Master!
00:06:55Master, we can't go on!
00:06:57This is called Mountain of Lion and Camel!
00:06:59It's a realm of demons!
00:07:00Forty to fifty thousand are waiting to eat people!
00:07:04What are we supposed to do?
00:07:06You idiot!
00:07:07What are you scared of?
00:07:08I've fought a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers!
00:07:11What's forty or fifty thousand demons to me?
00:07:14Big Brother, you're so capable!
00:07:16But I, old Jew, don't have the nerve!
00:07:18If you ask me, we should split the luggage now and run for our lives!
00:07:21The locals are terrified of demons, and you believe their exaggerations?
00:07:26Even if there really are that many, I'd swing my staff all night and wipe them out to the last!
00:07:32Talk is cheap!
00:07:34Besides that funeral rod of yours, what weapon do you have to deal with that many fiends?
00:07:38Don't underestimate me!
00:07:40I, old son, can carve a path through the eastern sea, even a mountain of iron and silver!
00:07:45I can smash straight through!
00:07:47Then if you can, go do it!
00:07:49Wukong, what you hear may be false, what you see is the truth!
00:07:53Baji is scared out of his wits!
00:07:54Go take a look, see for yourself, and whether it's as that old man said...
00:07:59Yes Master!
00:08:15Master!
00:08:16Stay inside the circle, don't come out!
00:08:18I'll be right back!
00:08:29Third Great King!
00:08:30Third Great King, it's time to eat!
00:08:33Report!
00:08:34Third Great King!
00:08:35Word has come from the Kingdom of Xiliang.
00:08:37Centipede Taoist was killed by Tang Sanzang and his disciples!
00:08:41Tang San Zang has passed, Xiu Yang!
00:08:45500 years!
00:08:46At last Tang San Zang's flesh!
00:09:05Big brother?
00:09:06Second brother?
00:09:07Come on!
00:09:07Let's drink to Tang San Zang's arrival!
00:09:09Let's have a toast!
00:09:10Cheers!
00:09:16Big brother, why the long face?
00:09:19Big brother, we're about to eat Tang San Zang's flesh.
00:09:23Cheer up!
00:09:24You're taking this way too lightly.
00:09:26That Tang San Zang may be immortal now, but his eldest disciple is no ordinary figure.
00:09:32That monkey, born of stone when Nuwa mended the sky, a stone monkey made flesh.
00:09:37He learned magic from ancient powers.
00:09:39One hundred thousand soldiers couldn't stop him.
00:09:41He's not someone we can handle easily.
00:09:45What's a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers?
00:09:47Big brother, big brother, you forgot.
00:09:49When the heavenly court came to wipe us out, one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers.
00:09:54You swallowed them all in one bite.
00:09:55Some stinking monkey.
00:09:57What is he really?
00:09:58Don't underestimate him.
00:09:59Who knows?
00:10:00How many heroes have died under that monkey's iron staff?
00:10:04So in the end, you're scared of Sun Wukong, aren't you?
00:10:07Then we just take down Sun Wukong, and that's that.
00:10:11Third brother, you have a plan?
00:10:15Of course I do!
00:10:16Guards!
00:10:17Bring it up!
00:10:29What's this?
00:10:32I took it before I left the sacred Buddhist monastery.
00:10:35Just something I grabbed from the treasury.
00:10:36They call it the Yin-Yang energy vase.
00:10:41You dared steal from the sacred Buddhist monastery?
00:10:44Aren't you afraid the Buddha will punish you?
00:10:46Uncle, what's wrong with taking my nephew's stuff?
00:10:50Buddha Tathagata owes me that much.
00:10:52Alright, third brother, how does this vase deal with Sun Wukong?
00:10:56Inside are seven gems, eight trigrams, and twenty-four auras.
00:10:59It holds a world of its own.
00:11:01If someone gets trapped inside, it's fine as long as they keep quiet.
00:11:04The moment they speak, raging fire burns them.
00:11:07If they can withstand the flames, countless venomous snakes will bite them.
00:11:11If the snakes can't kill them, three fire dragons will come and devour them.
00:11:16Over and over, without end.
00:11:18A hundred years pass inside the vase, while outside it's only a short while.
00:11:22No matter how powerful, once inside, they'll eventually drain their power and melt into pus.
00:11:28It's that deadly.
00:11:30With a treasure like this, catching Tang San Zang will be easy.
00:11:37Reporting to the Three Kings, less than a hundred leave from here, we've spotted Tang San Zang.
00:11:43Speak of Tang San Zang and here he comes.
00:11:50Big brother, Sun Wukong is gone.
00:11:53Perfect timing.
00:11:54But Tang San Zang is guarded by two disciples.
00:11:56I don't know that pig-faced one, but that bearded guy is the curtain-lifting general by the Jade Emperor's
00:12:02side.
00:12:03So what?
00:12:03I'd still fight him.
00:12:05Big brother, we'll each take one.
00:12:06Second brother, use that long trunk of yours and snatch Tang San Zang away.
00:12:10Fine!
00:12:28Well, well.
00:12:29Now this is interesting.
00:12:31Huh?
00:12:31Demons!
00:12:32Oh my god.
00:12:36Master, don't be afraid.
00:12:38I'll hold them off.
00:12:53I'll hold them off.
00:12:55I'm gonna go ahead and try some him.
00:12:58I'll hold them.
00:13:03I'll hold them off.
00:13:04I'll hold them.
00:13:05I can't get one out of this.
00:13:08I'll hold them off.
00:13:08Oh my god.
00:13:10That damn monkey, he had to leave now of all times. Demons come, and he's gone.
00:13:15Maji, go help Wu Jing now.
00:13:21I'm on it! I'm going, and there's a huge lion too!
00:13:29Don't you dare take another step!
00:13:33Whoever captures Tang San Zhang will be rewarded a thousand in gold and made a marquee.
00:14:04A petty little anchoring spell. Break!
00:14:19Master! Master!
00:14:20Master!
00:14:35Second brother! Master was taken by monsters!
00:14:38We're finished! If Monkey King finds out I lost Master, he'll skin me alive!
00:14:51Move!
00:14:52Third King's orders!
00:14:53Scrub pots! Chop wood! Make broth from human bone!
00:14:57Fight Tang San Zhang up! And hot pot him!
00:15:03Great King's orders! Step up the mountain patrols!
00:15:08Junior Wind Scout!
00:15:10Drill Master!
00:15:11Patrol the South Pass! If you spot any sign of Sun Wukong, report it once!
00:15:16Yes!
00:15:20The King sent me to patrol the mountain!
00:15:24I'm taking a spin through the human world!
00:15:32Junior Wind Scout! Got it!
00:15:41Who are you?
00:15:42Who are you? Are you a local demon from Mountain of Lion and Camel 2?
00:15:46Which cave are you from?
00:15:48You tell me first!
00:15:49Who are you?
00:15:51I'm the Great King's personally appointed Junior Wind Scout!
00:15:54See it!
00:15:55My badge!
00:16:02Spit it out! Who are you?
00:16:06I'm the Chief Wind Scout!
00:16:07Your boss!
00:16:09Hmm!
00:16:10Chief Wind Scout!
00:16:10How come I've never heard of that post?
00:16:14And I've never seen you before!
00:16:16I used to tend the fire in the cave!
00:16:18The boss said I did a great job!
00:16:20So he promoted me for training!
00:16:22Don't believe me?
00:16:23Look!
00:16:26You really are the Chief Wind Scout!
00:16:31Hello sir!
00:16:33We're co-workers!
00:16:34No need to be formal!
00:16:35I heard our three bosses have some serious backing!
00:16:37Is that true?
00:16:38That's what my second uncle told me!
00:16:40He's the Deputy Commander in the boss's cave!
00:16:44He said our three bosses!
00:16:46Send one letter to Sacred Buddhist Monastery!
00:16:48And 500 Arhat come out to greet them!
00:16:51Send a note to the Heavenly Palace!
00:16:53And the Eleven Celestial Luminaries all pay their respects!
00:16:56The Dragons of the Four Seas are their friends!
00:16:59The Immortals of Eight Grottos often come to meet with them!
00:17:02Even the Ten Kings of Hell call them brothers!
00:17:05The Guardian Earth Deity kneels to pay his respects!
00:17:10Oh, so this one's got someone backing him too!
00:17:14What did you say?
00:17:16Nothing!
00:17:17So does your boss know his grandpa?
00:17:19The Great Sage equal to Heaven!
00:17:22The Great Sage equal to Heaven!
00:17:27Who's that?
00:17:29San!
00:17:30San Hu Kong?!
00:17:32Freeze!
00:17:42Let Old San take a look inside your lair!
00:17:45New
00:17:50Junior Windscout is back!
00:18:12Blood vermicelli soup!
00:18:15It's my favorite!
00:18:17These demons eat people like it's nothing!
00:18:20Can the sacred Buddhist monastery not see this?
00:18:22Woo! The king gave orders!
00:18:24Fetch water and wash Tang San Zang clean!
00:18:28What did you just say? Wash Tang San Zang?
00:18:30You didn't know? The king just captured Tang San Zang?
00:18:34What? Where is Tang San Zang?
00:18:35In the main hall! They're about to eat him!
00:18:37Yes!
00:18:49No questions may be addressed!
00:18:52Please move back to the palace, no시!
00:19:00Hello!
00:19:02Hey!
00:19:02brought in big brother let's dig in
00:19:12my two brothers catching tangsang zhang was too easy this time
00:19:16but we didn't see that monkey don't worry brother that lowly stable boy
00:19:20probably heard our name and ran scared amitabha
00:19:25tangsang zhang you're not reaching the sacred buddhist monastery today
00:19:29chanting amitabha won't save you the one in danger today isn't this humble monk
00:19:35it's you what did you say you set yourselves up as kings in the western
00:19:39heavens you crush the buddha's way you eat people
00:19:42gods and men alike despise you heaven's law won't allow it
00:19:47heaven will punish you and so will the buddha
00:19:50heaven's law the buddha
00:19:54bullshit tangsang zhang call the jade emperor down here
00:19:57see if i so much as flinch tangsang zhang open your eyes mountain of lion and
00:20:03camel has 100 000 demon troops what is there to fear under heaven
00:20:08100 000 demon troops all this humble monk sees are a million wronged souls across
00:20:13these hills you reap what you sow my eldest disciple will demand justice for those million souls
00:20:23enough talk get him into my belly let that monkey search all he wants
00:20:28men slice tangsang zhang into 10 000 pieces we'll cook him in hot pot
00:20:32yes
00:20:55what
00:21:02let's see who dares lay a hand on my master
00:21:11master your disciple is late wukong watch out for these demons
00:21:16seize him
00:21:23master i'll fight our way out
00:21:28who ever captures that monkey will be made chief wind scout and rewarded with a piece of tangsang zhang's flesh
00:21:34so he too may live forever
00:21:36so he too may live forever
00:22:07so
00:22:09so
00:22:25Master!
00:22:27Welcome!
00:22:42Bunch of scum!
00:22:44Don't get cocky!
00:22:57Let my master go!
00:23:16Touch one hair on my master's head!
00:23:18I don't care who you are, I'll kill you all the same!
00:23:28Brothers, together!
00:23:40I'll cleave you in two!
00:23:45Hi!
00:23:50Right now, I'll cut you down!
00:23:53Damn, bro, you've got skills!
00:23:55One slash and you finish Sun Wukong!
00:23:57With Sun Wukong gone, we can finally feast on Tang San Zhang's flesh!
00:24:03Who says I'm dead?
00:24:10He...
00:24:11He split into two!
00:24:13Then I'll cut again!
00:24:23That's strange!
00:24:24This is weird!
00:24:25The more I cut, the more there are!
00:24:28Don't panic, boss!
00:24:29Sun Wukong can make clones!
00:24:31He's messing with you!
00:24:33My boy, you know who I am?
00:24:36Kneel and pay your respects!
00:24:38Next time you see your master, I'll spare you the humiliation!
00:24:41You're asking to die!
00:24:46I'm coming to help!
00:24:47Die!
00:24:48Die!
00:24:50I'm in two!
00:24:53I'm in two!
00:24:53I'm in two!
00:25:01I'm in two!
00:25:02I'm in two!
00:25:05I'm in two!
00:25:06Two fists can't beat four hands!
00:25:08I'm out of here!
00:25:10I'm out of here!
00:25:11Whoa!
00:25:11Going somewhere?!
00:25:19He's almost out of strength!
00:25:21Finish him!
00:25:22Take this!
00:25:30That monkey got away.
00:25:32Tang San Zang is still in our hands.
00:25:34He can't get far.
00:25:37Those demons are something else.
00:25:39I couldn't handle the three of them alone.
00:25:41I'll go get reinforcements.
00:25:46This Buddhist alms bowl is mine.
00:25:48The wooden fish drum is yours.
00:25:50The rations are mine.
00:25:51You can have Master's spare socks.
00:25:56Second brother, Master's fate is still unknown.
00:25:59And you're splitting up the luggage.
00:26:01What else are we supposed to do?
00:26:03You know they're vicious.
00:26:04Don't tell me you don't.
00:26:05I'm afraid Master won't make it.
00:26:07I'm going back to Gao Village.
00:26:10You...
00:26:16Eldest brother, you're finally back.
00:26:18Master was taken by demons.
00:26:20I know.
00:26:20If you knew, why come back?
00:26:22Why didn't you go save him?
00:26:24You idiot.
00:26:26I told you watch Master.
00:26:28And you let him get taken.
00:26:29I'll beat you.
00:26:30Hey, Monkey King.
00:26:31There were too many of them.
00:26:33What was I supposed to do?
00:26:34Eldest brother.
00:26:36Saving Master comes first.
00:26:38You think I don't know their many?
00:26:39I've already fought them.
00:26:40I was outnumbered.
00:26:41I couldn't save Master.
00:26:42You two come with me.
00:26:43Now we're going to their lair to save Master.
00:26:46All right.
00:26:53Monster.
00:26:54Monster.
00:26:55Open up and surrender.
00:26:56Monster, your Grandpa Pig is here.
00:26:59Monster, let my master go.
00:27:03Kill them.
00:27:04Monkey.
00:27:05You lost to me, and you still dare come knocking?
00:27:08You had the numbers before.
00:27:10This time, my brother scanned as one.
00:27:12I'll burn your cave down to the ground.
00:27:14The monkey even brought three more helpers.
00:27:16What a pity.
00:27:17They're all losers we've beaten before.
00:27:20Shut it, long-nosed elephant.
00:27:21Or else, I'll knock your teeth out with my rake.
00:27:25You wouldn't dare.
00:27:26Why waste words on them?
00:27:28Just kill them.
00:27:49Take my hand.
00:27:59Take my staff.
00:28:03Take my rake.
00:28:42Take this, my staff.
00:28:46Take my rake.
00:28:54Take my rake.
00:29:17Take my rake.
00:29:31Take my rake.
00:29:49Senior Brother.
00:30:11Without your rake, how can you fight me?
00:30:49I nearly got out of here!
00:30:50He's not eaten alive!
00:31:16I'll follow you home!
00:31:25I'll follow you home!
00:31:26Eldest brother!
00:31:30That stable boy won't back down. That monster's here to eat you.
00:31:33Why aren't you running? Why go meet him? One bite and you're in his belly.
00:31:37Today you're still a monk. Tomorrow you'll be a pile of dung.
00:31:39Big brother, you've got quite the appetite.
00:31:43Big brother, second brother, finish them off! Wipe out Tang San Zhang's remaining disciples!
00:31:52Xia Wujing! Bye Longma! Run for your lives!
00:31:56Don't miss out DSX!
00:32:02Degrees in peace, no!
00:32:08The game's a little boy.
00:32:09The game is a game ended.
00:32:20This game's a little boy!
00:32:21Game of Thrones.
00:32:21Game of Thrones.
00:32:23Yeah, we're gonna have the best here.
00:32:24Game of Thrones.
00:32:25If you have a game of Thrones, try to fight him!
00:32:303rd brother!
00:32:41Big brother, what's wrong?
00:32:44That Sun Wukong is all iron and steel.
00:32:48He's hard to digest.
00:32:49My stomach's so bloated it hurts.
00:32:52It's okay, big brother.
00:32:53Let's get back to the cave, quick.
00:32:55Have the boys boil a big pot of salt water,
00:32:57then take a few baskets of Hawthorne to aid digestion.
00:33:00It'll digest anything, iron head or steel arms.
00:33:04Alright!
00:33:11This is that old demon's stomach.
00:33:14Good!
00:33:14Since you let old Sun in, I'll make you pay for it.
00:33:25Brother, have a seat!
00:33:26Quick!
00:33:27Bring in the brine-soaked fruit!
00:33:37Brine?
00:33:37Trying to drown old Sun, are you?
00:33:39Transform!
00:33:43You flood me out!
00:33:45I'll just take a little boat.
00:33:50How is it, brother?
00:33:53His belly's bloated with water.
00:33:55Wonder if that monkey drowned.
00:33:57My boy!
00:33:57You filled your belly with hot water
00:33:59so your grandpa's son can take a bath!
00:34:02Nice and warm!
00:34:03Real comfortable!
00:34:04What?
00:34:05That monkey's still alive in my belly!
00:34:07If brine won't kill him, use sour fruit!
00:34:10Good!
00:34:17My boy!
00:34:18Your mountain of lion and camel fruit tastes awful!
00:34:21It's nowhere near as good as my Mount Huago!
00:34:24Mountain of flowers and fruit!
00:34:27You little monkey tapeworm!
00:34:29The fruit I eat all ends up in your belly!
00:34:32Good, grandson!
00:34:34Toss me some more bananas!
00:34:35Your grandpa loves bananas!
00:34:39Son Wukong, get your ass out here!
00:34:42Not coming out!
00:34:43Autumn's turned cold,
00:34:44and I'm still in thin clothes,
00:34:46but it's warm in this belly,
00:34:47and there's no wind.
00:34:48I'll come out after I've wintered here.
00:34:50Big brother!
00:34:51That monkey's gonna spend the winter in your gut!
00:34:58If he wants to winter there,
00:34:59I'll go into meditation and use a shifting spell.
00:35:02I won't eat all winter!
00:35:04I'll starve this stable boy to death!
00:35:06Good grandson,
00:35:07you don't know the half of it!
00:35:09I'm escorting Tang San Zhang for the scriptures,
00:35:11and I'm carrying a big iron pot with me!
00:35:13If you won't feed me,
00:35:14I'll take your liver, guts, and lungs in here
00:35:16and boil them up in one pot,
00:35:18make myself a nice awful soup,
00:35:20and stay full till Qingming Festival!
00:35:22Uh, brother,
00:35:24that crazy monkey would actually do this!
00:35:26Don't panic, brother!
00:35:27There's no room for a stove in your belly!
00:35:29He can't even get a fire going!
00:35:32Who says I can't set up a stove?
00:35:34That forked bone's the perfect spot!
00:35:36Oh no!
00:35:37If he really sets up a stove and lights it,
00:35:39the thick smoke will choke you up
00:35:40and you'll suffocate, brother!
00:35:42Bleh!
00:35:43Then what do we do?
00:35:46Relax!
00:35:46Leave it to old son!
00:35:47I'll jab the golden cudgel
00:35:49right into your belly button
00:35:50and poke a hole through it!
00:35:51It'll be a vent for fresh air
00:35:53and as a chimney too!
00:35:54Ha ha ha!
00:35:55You're gonna jab my belly button?
00:35:57That's it!
00:35:58I'm done!
00:35:59Someone, bring me the poison!
00:36:00That bottle!
00:36:01Our hot bodhisattva!
00:36:02Even an immortal would drop from one sip!
00:36:05Mix it into the wine!
00:36:06I'll drink it all!
00:36:07Yes!
00:36:08Brother!
00:36:09Don't hurt him and hurt yourself even worse!
00:36:13I'm going to the death with that monkey!
00:36:16Five hundred years ago
00:36:18when I wrecked the heavenly court
00:36:19I ate Liozzi's elixirs
00:36:21and drank the Jade Emperor's wine
00:36:23Queen Mother's peaches
00:36:24Phoenix marrow
00:36:25Dragon liver
00:36:26What haven't I tasted?
00:36:28Poison?
00:36:29You think you can poison me?
00:36:46Now that's good wine
00:36:48I haven't had wine in over five hundred years
00:36:50Not a single drop
00:36:59How is he, brother?
00:37:01How does it feel?
00:37:03That's strange
00:37:04Normally, after one whole jar
00:37:06even if I'm not wasted
00:37:07I'd be flushed and stumbling
00:37:08but today it feels like I didn't drink at all
00:37:11Unless that damn monkey drank at all
00:37:16Good wine
00:37:17Damn good wine
00:37:18Perfect, brother!
00:37:20That monkey drank all the poisoned wine
00:37:23He's as good as dead!
00:37:39My stomach!
00:37:56Oh, big brother!
00:38:04My boy, well
00:38:05Are you begging yet?
00:38:08Son Wukong
00:38:10If you've got the guts
00:38:11kill me
00:38:11Fine
00:38:12Then I'll beat you
00:38:13right in the gallbladder
00:38:20Mercy, mercy
00:38:21Great Sage equal to heaven
00:38:23Please spare him
00:38:24I'm begging for my big brother
00:38:26My boy, don't waste words
00:38:28Just call him Grandpa's son
00:38:31Grandpa, it's our fault
00:38:32Your grandsons
00:38:33We swallowed you by mistake
00:38:35Great Sage, have mercy
00:38:37Pity us like ants clinging to life
00:38:39Spare my big brother's life
00:38:41The three of us will release your master
00:38:43and see you through the mountains
00:38:46You dragged my master here to suffer
00:38:48and scared him half to death
00:38:50My master is delicate
00:38:52He can't take this abuse
00:38:53You'll pay for this
00:38:54Great Sage
00:38:55I don't have any gold or jewels on me
00:38:58No amber, agate, or other treasures
00:39:00How can I pay you?
00:39:01Pay you how?
00:39:03I want the three of you brothers
00:39:04to fetch a fragrant vine palanquin
00:39:06Let my master ride in it
00:39:08Carry it yourselves
00:39:09Get my master across the 800-lie mountain
00:39:11of lion and camel
00:39:12What?
00:39:14I haven't taken this kind of humiliation
00:39:16in 800 years
00:39:17Third brother
00:39:18Saving our eldest comes first
00:39:21As you say, Great Sage
00:39:23The three of us agree
00:39:24Just come out and quickly
00:39:27Fine
00:39:28Open your mouth wide
00:39:30I'll fly out myself
00:39:32Hey, big brother
00:39:33When he comes out, bite down hard
00:39:34Crush that monkey
00:39:35Swallow him whole
00:39:36Then he can't torment you anymore
00:39:41Trying to play tricks on me, huh?
00:39:44I'll hold the golden cudgel
00:39:46Go on, bite it
00:39:56Big brother, bite it, now!
00:40:01My fangs!
00:40:04What a slippery demon
00:40:06You dare fool your grandpa's son?
00:40:08I spared your life
00:40:09and you tried to bite me to death
00:40:10I'm not coming out today
00:40:11I'm not coming out
00:40:12You went back in again
00:40:15Good brother
00:40:16What kind of rotten idea was that?
00:40:18We didn't even bite the monkey
00:40:20and I chipped my teeth instead
00:40:21Son Wukong
00:40:23I've heard your name for a long time
00:40:25It's thunder in the ears
00:40:26They say you made a show
00:40:28outside the southern heavenly gate
00:40:30and showed off at the Palace of Grand Mysteries
00:40:32Now you're on the road to the western heavens
00:40:35slaying demons
00:40:36So you're just some upstart monkey
00:40:39If you've got the guts
00:40:40Come out and fight fair
00:40:41If you'd said that 500 years ago
00:40:43I might have taken the bait
00:40:45But now
00:40:45Nothing you say matters
00:40:47Let my master go
00:40:51Fine, fine
00:40:52I'll release him right now
00:41:11Master
00:41:14Bachi
00:41:36My disciples Wukong has already subdued them
00:41:41What?
00:41:41Subdued?
00:41:42Where's Monkey King?
00:41:43Didn't they swallow him?
00:41:44Bachi
00:41:45I'm inside this lion's belly
00:41:46Once we're past mountain of lion and camel
00:41:48We'll get out of here
00:41:50Toss that steely
00:41:51Great sage son
00:41:53And you're outside the lion camel kingdom
00:41:55Please come out
00:41:56We won't ever dare to go after your master again
00:41:59Yes, yes
00:42:00Little white dragon
00:42:01Take master and go on ahead
00:42:03Yes, senior brother
00:42:12Great sage son
00:42:13Your master is long gone now
00:42:15Fine
00:42:16Open your mouth
00:42:27Baji Shah Jr. brother
00:42:29Let's go
00:42:29You think you can just leave?
00:42:32True Dharma form
00:42:40Monkey King
00:42:41They broke their promise
00:42:44I saw it coming
00:42:45Since when do demons ever tell the truth?
00:42:47Stop them
00:42:54Baji Jr. brother Shah
00:42:56The three of us fight our way out together
00:42:59Alright
00:43:14Come and die
00:43:27Kill them
00:43:37Hurricane capture technique
00:43:52Senior brother
00:43:55And you too
00:43:57Hurricane capture technique
00:43:58No more
00:44:10Senior brother
00:44:13Senior brother
00:44:16Major brother
00:44:18Junior brother
00:44:18Senior brother
00:44:19Sun Wukong
00:44:19Surrender now
00:44:21Your master and your junior brother have both been captured
00:44:25Master
00:44:26Hurricane capture technique!
00:44:34Crush him to death!
00:44:45Monkey King! Seen your brother!
00:44:48Monkey King got sobs into a pancake!
00:44:56No!
00:45:04I can't see the monkey anymore!
00:45:10Let me go! Master!
00:45:22I'll wipe you out!
00:45:23You little punk! Taste this!
00:45:25This!
00:45:38Big brother!
00:46:10You're as good as dead!
00:46:16All hail the third king!
00:46:18Back to the cave! Let's feast and celebrate! We'll feast on Tang San Zang's flesh!
00:46:25Yes!
00:46:44Third brother, that vase can really hold Sun Wukong?
00:46:49Don't worry, big brother! In no time at all, Sun Wukong will melt into pus!
00:47:04What treasure is this? How did it trap me in here? I'll smash you to pieces!
00:47:16Huh! That's some serious force!
00:47:19Don't waste your breath! You can't break this vase!
00:47:22Can't break it? Then I'll burst it open!
00:47:25Grow!
00:47:27Crowing won't help!
00:47:29Shrink!
00:47:41How is that possible?
00:47:43It's useless! Get ready for torture in the vase! Let the flames cleanse you!
00:47:49Oh no!
00:47:56This is all you've got?
00:47:58That little flame can't touch Sun Wukong!
00:48:02Oh really?
00:48:04What about the serpent pit?
00:48:07Snakes!
00:48:12What a meaning!
00:48:14Hm! My boy! That vase of yours isn't all that!
00:48:17Yeah? Take a closer look!
00:48:26Samadhi true fire!
00:48:29Out of tricks now, huh? In no time at all, you'll be reduced to ash and smoke!
00:48:34Master!
00:48:42Senior brother!
00:48:47Wukong!
00:48:51Master!
00:48:55I, son Wukong, have roamed the three realms!
00:48:59I stormed heaven, broke into the underworld, and entered the dragon palace!
00:49:03Yet I've never been this pathetic!
00:49:05And today, I'm to be reduced to pus and blood in this vase!
00:49:09Master, Baji, and Sha Wuching will be eaten by that demon as well!
00:49:14Our pilgrimage for the scriptures will end right here!
00:49:17I failed Buddha Tathagata, and I failed Guan Yin!
00:49:20Every hair on my body got scorched!
00:49:22How are these three still untouched?
00:49:26Wukong!
00:49:27I granted you three life-saving hairs!
00:49:30In dire straits, they can save your life!
00:49:35These are from Guan Yin! The life-saving hair she gave you!
00:49:49Change!
00:49:51No skill!
00:49:52Don't take the job!
00:49:53I'll drill through your vase!
00:50:05Lucky!
00:50:06Lucky!
00:50:06Lucky!
00:50:06Now we can get out!
00:50:15Third brother, that monkey should be sludged by now, right?
00:50:19I just can't shake the worry!
00:50:24Relax, big brother!
00:50:25It's been ages!
00:50:26That monkey should have melted to the bone!
00:50:29Is that so?
00:50:30Bring it here!
00:50:31Let me see!
00:50:34Gods!
00:50:34Carry it before the great king!
00:50:41Pfff!
00:50:44Pfff!
00:50:46Pfff!
00:50:46Pfff!
00:50:47Pfff!
00:50:47Pfff!
00:50:47Pfff!
00:50:47Pfff!
00:50:48Pfff!
00:50:48Pfff!
00:50:49Pfff!
00:50:50Pfff!
00:50:50Pfff!
00:50:52Pfff!
00:50:53Third king, something's wrong!
00:50:54The vase is lighter!
00:50:57Pfff!
00:50:58Nonsense!
00:50:58This is a sacred Buddhist treasure!
00:51:00It contains Yin Yang Dual Energy!
00:51:02How could it be lighter?
00:51:04Pfff!
00:51:06Pfff!
00:51:07Pfff!
00:51:09Pfff!
00:51:10Pfff!
00:51:11Pfff!
00:51:12Pfff!
00:51:12Pfff!
00:51:13Pfff!
00:51:14Pfff!
00:51:15Pfff!
00:51:16Pfff!
00:51:16Pfff!
00:51:17Pfff!
00:51:20Pfff!
00:51:20How can this be?!
00:51:24Pfff!
00:51:25The vase is empty!
00:51:27Pfff!
00:51:28Why is there a hole in the bottom?
00:51:30Pfff!
00:51:30Who did this?!
00:51:33Pfff!
00:51:34My sweet grandkids.
00:51:35Who else but your grandpa?
00:51:40Pfff!
00:51:45It's son Wukong!
00:51:47He got out!
00:51:48He turned into a fly and flew off
00:51:51Kill that fly
00:51:53Kill it
00:51:56Now spread the order shut the gates shut them don't let that monkey get away
00:52:22My lords aren't you here to eat tong zanzang's flesh why throw me in the pot first
00:52:27I haven't bathed in half a year my meat rinks if you're eating someone eat my master first
00:52:35Your master is the main course you're the appetizer the king said so wash jubaji clean first
00:52:41Scald him shave him skin him salt him and serve him with wine
00:52:46This old pig has such a miserable fate grab your weapons and come with me trouble at the king's cave
00:52:54All right move out brothers
00:52:57Let me go help someone help
00:53:06What a coward and he used to be marshal tion ping yet. He's that scared of dying. I'll teach him
00:53:12a lesson
00:53:21Oh
00:53:26Who who's calling me winning is my name one in bodhisattva gave me that dharma name after I joined master
00:53:32They all call me bhaji out here in the middle of nowhere. How would anyone know that name?
00:53:42Whoever called my dharma name show yourself
00:53:45It was me
00:53:48Who are you hiding in the shadows?
00:53:52Show yourself
00:53:56I'm an officer of the netherworld bureau here to claim lives by order of king yama i've come to take
00:54:02your soul
00:54:05Grandpa soul reaper please head back first put in a good word with king yama
00:54:09He's close with my senior brother's son wukong ask him to cut me some slack. Let me live one more
00:54:15day. Come take me tomorrow
00:54:18Nonsense
00:54:19If king yama says you die at the third watch who dare keep you till the fourth
00:54:25Come with me now or i'll bring out the rope of fate and yank you by the neck
00:54:31Please sir have mercy one look at me and you know i'm done for
00:54:35I'm going to die no question
00:54:37I just want one more day that demon took my master and sha wu jing
00:54:41All of them let me see them one last time then i'll go with you to the netherworld bureau
00:54:46At least i'll have honored our bond then i can die with no regrets
00:54:53Fine i've got 30 names on my warrant they're all nearby let me round them up and i'll take you
00:54:59That buys you this one day but running errands is hard work got any silver on you
00:55:05And some over call it travel money
00:55:13Money
00:55:15I'm jubaji a monk the four elements are empty what money could i have if you don't have any silver
00:55:21then stop yapping
00:55:24Let me slip the rope on you and come with me
00:55:27Please don't take me don't arrest me. I know what that is. That's a rope of fate once it's around
00:55:32your neck
00:55:33It hooks your soul away. I have money i'll pay you where is it hand it over
00:55:38Quit stalling or i'll take you straight to underworld
00:55:43What a pity what a pity ever since i became a monk some devout families would feed the monks and
00:55:49seeing what an appetite
00:55:50I had they'd slip me a few bits of silver for buns
00:55:53So I saved it bit by bit until I scraped together five kian of silver a few days ago
00:55:59I went to the women's kingdom and begged the silversmith to melt it into one piece that silversmith had no
00:56:05conscience
00:56:05He even skimmed a few fenn off me in the end. I had one horse hoof silver worth four chien
00:56:11and six fenn
00:56:12Take it then
00:56:15This idiot so broke he can't even afford pants yet. He can hide silver
00:56:20Where did you hide it talk now?
00:56:24I stuffed it in my left ear my hands are tied. I can't get it reach in and feel for
00:56:29it yourself
00:56:44You idiot it really is four chien and six fenn
00:56:51Damn that bimauin so it was you
00:56:55It's him monkey look at the state i'm in and you still mess with me even scamming me out of
00:57:00my silver have you got no conscience
00:57:05You idiot I escorted master west for the scriptures you have no idea what we've been through we hacked through
00:57:12thorns and fought off demons
00:57:14But you you hide off to the side and slack off and you even stash away private money
00:57:18So what if I saved up I went without food and scraped it together bit by bit
00:57:22I was saving to buy some cloth and make myself a new outfit and you scared me for no reason
00:57:27then you stole my silver
00:57:28Give it back now not a single coin this silver is your punishment for hoarding money. It's mine now
00:57:36Fine fine take it all as my ransom, but you still have to get me out of here or I
00:57:41paid you for nothing
00:57:45Easy since I took your silver i'll get you out
00:57:58Okay
00:58:02Monkey king while those imps aren't looking let's make a run for it don't rush in those three demons are
00:58:08too strong
00:58:08We can't beat them
00:58:10And you call yourself marshal tian ping reborn what a spineless coward not today i'm not running we're getting master
00:58:17and sha wu jing out
00:58:19You're really going head on move splits up
00:58:33I will come
00:58:43Sha wu jing reverted to his true form dipping raw slices in minced human flesh
00:58:52Sha wu jing reverted to his true form
00:59:09You're out of the shop
00:59:13Senior brother
00:59:15I knew you weren't dead
00:59:20You're out of the shop
00:59:21Boss we finally get to eat dragon
00:59:26What are you talking about the king said we can't eat this dragon we're keeping it to trade with western
00:59:32sea dragon palace
00:59:36What are you staring at you really think someone's coming to save you
00:59:44Boss
00:59:46Where's that black smoke coming from
00:59:57JUBACHI
01:00:15JUBACHI
01:00:16Second brother by long ma
01:00:18Come on. Let's meet up with senior brother. We have to save master
01:00:22Okay
01:00:22TANKSANZANG
01:00:25TANKSANZANG
01:00:26Report
01:00:26Your majesties
01:00:28TANKSANZANG's four disciples are slaughtering everyone in the cave
01:00:31We don't have enough men
01:00:32We can't hold them off
01:00:34What
01:00:36They all broke free
01:00:38Oh no
01:00:38What do we do now
01:00:39Sun wukong wounded me and our eldest brother
01:00:42We're badly weakened
01:00:44Now the only one who can stop Sun wukong's magic treasure has been drilled through again
01:00:47The three of us can't beat the four of them anymore
01:00:51Don't panic TANKSANZANG is still in our hands
01:00:55Bring TANKSANZANG
01:00:59Third brother TANKSANZANG won't help
01:01:01We've got over 40,000 on mountain of lion and camel
01:01:04But even the grunts can't hold it
01:01:06If mountain of lion and camel won't hold
01:01:09I've still got the lion and camel kingdom
01:01:12You mean
01:01:12Big brother second brother in lion and camel city we've got a million demons
01:01:17We take TANKSANZANG and fall back to lion and camel city
01:01:20We'll swarm him to death
01:01:21No matter how capable Sun wukong is
01:01:23He can't take on a million demon soldiers
01:01:25Exactly
01:01:26Let Sun wukong see what real terror looks like in my lion and camel kingdom
01:01:31Tell the whole army
01:01:32Fall back to lion and camel city
01:01:37Demons let my master go
01:01:40Monkey king
01:01:42Why'd all the demons run off
01:01:44Eldest brother
01:01:45They left a message
01:01:46Sun wukong
01:01:47If you want to save his master
01:01:49Come to lion and camel city if you dare
01:01:54Lion and camel city
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