00:00From Nebraska to Odessa.
00:19University of Nebraska.
00:22Professor Ahmed Al Ahmed.
00:24The Aggie prototype must be ours.
00:27And anyone who interferes,
00:30they will be eliminated.
00:32It's a cold morning.
00:34Need to grab a coffee.
00:35Oh, gotta pick up Professor Ahmed's package.
00:39Ah, my life's work.
00:40The A is almost ready.
00:43Where is Professor Ahmed's experimental AGI?
00:46We've searched everywhere.
00:48Where is this wretched AGI?
00:51Oh no, my life's work.
00:53Destroyed.
00:56Professor Ahmed, who destroyed your lab?
00:59Quick Megan step into the evolution chamber.
01:03These nanites are merging with me and communicating with me.
01:07I'm transforming into someone very powerful.
01:14The Russian twins versus Axiom America, issue number three.
01:19We've searched everywhere.
01:20Where is this wretched AGI?
01:23Only my life's work.
01:25Destroyed.
01:28Professor Ahmed, who destroyed your lab.
01:31Quick Megan step into the evolution chamber.
01:35These nanites are merging with me and communicating with me.
01:41Good now.
02:08You're done.
02:08What is it they call you Axiom America?
02:11Stay down as we take the AGI.
02:13Never.
02:14Axiom.
02:15America never stays down.
02:31I've got to grab these nanites that power my suit and the AGI before these Russian twins discover them.
02:38Megan Kennedy, I'll show you your future.
02:52Oh, there's a drop zone.
02:55Legal disclaimer.
02:59Battleborn Commandos.
03:01Stay sharp.
03:03Maxi's counting on us.
03:04No one gets left behind.
03:07Wow.
03:08Is that a cricket bat or a baseball bat, Matt?
03:11Poison Strawberries are on a mission to save their friend, Maxi Mitchell.
03:16It's a dangerous mission.
03:18We're getting out of here.
03:18And casualties are expected.
03:21Keep pushing.
03:23They're falling back.
03:26He's on OnlyFans.
03:28Is that bigger than Hollywood?
03:29Yeah, OnlyFans.
03:31Each strawberry is a specialist in her respective field.
03:36You boys look surprised.
03:38This is just...
03:38They had to take on the sinister Dark Moon.
03:43Insertion point in 90 seconds.
03:44You ladies ready?
03:45Wheels down.
03:46They had all the help from their friends, Wolfie Vault and Ducky Dangerous.
03:49Keep going.
03:49Expo point is just ahead.
03:53And now...
03:53We need to move forward.
03:54I'll hold the first elevator shaft.
03:56Skyhawk Bell Tower Overwatch.
03:58We ride the second elevator to the top.
03:59No hesitation.
04:00The Iron Curtain has two Tesla coils.
04:02We hit the first one in the city grid, then push straight up the elevator shaft inside it.
04:05That's our only path to the control room.
04:12Copy that.
04:14I'll take the Bell Tower for Overwatch.
04:16I'll keep the Sadova twins and Auto Woman off your backs.
04:20We must take them down from the inside.
04:22First coil in the city grid, then the control room.
04:25Those Tesla coils off, which will force the Iron Curtain to go offline.
04:29If we don't, the city will be cut off.
04:31Tea and biscuits, ladies.
04:33Figured you might need something to settle the nerves.
04:34Earl Grey, or do we all want Chamomile for the upcoming adventure?
04:56We're over the drop zone.
04:57You ready for this chaos, bud?
04:59Born ready.
05:00Let's give our team one hell of a ride.
05:04No reason noędzie I think I'm flying.
05:09No cold señal to fly.
05:13Oh look, I wanna see the reason please.
05:17Please, please, please.
05:19Please.
05:20Please, please, please.
05:25As you understand, you burn out in terms of our alles.
05:30You're in love you'll hold this.
05:52Rated for hugs, not G-Force.
05:54My stuffing has whiplash.
05:55Next time...
05:56You landed on that Volvo way too hard, Axiom.
05:58I'm built for hugs, not G-Forces.
06:00My stuffing is still spinning.
06:01They didn't drink their tea.
06:03How rude!
06:18Odessa Shadow Strike.
06:21Odessa Protocol activated.
06:23The new World Interforce team has landed.
06:25I repeat, they are here.
06:32TARGETS ACQUIRED.
06:33Three operators confirmed.
06:36Moving to engage.
06:37Going to need my tactical gear.
06:49Locked and loaded.
06:54Finally!
06:55That heavy power armor was way too bulky.
06:57This lighter tactical look is much better for sneaking around.
07:00They think they can liberate this city.
07:03Let's show them what the Red Dawn Order really is.
07:06Axiom, I am at the ladder.
07:08Almost at the belfry.
07:10Give me 30 seconds to lock down this position.
07:17Down on your knees, Skyhawk!
07:24Gotta take cover behind this truck.
07:29You're not going anywhere!
07:39You're not going anywhere!
07:47Skyhawk, status report!
07:48I need eyes on those Tesla coils now!
07:53My power blade is coming for you.
07:59Holo emitter deployed!
08:12Through the darkness, the heat is ending.
08:16You're not going anywhere!
08:19What?
08:20A hologram?
08:22Phase one, hit him with the ultimate puppy dog eyes.
08:26Works every single time.
08:28Hi there!
08:29I am the official Action America tactical companion.
08:31Freshly ordered from the Wolf's Den site.
08:32Grab yours today before stock runs out.
08:46Ghost protocol active.
08:48I'm out of the sub-levels and moving into their blind spot now.
08:51Light them up.
08:52Blow up!
08:54Hold up!
08:56Hold up!
08:59Hold up!
09:12Fly up!
09:14Hey!
09:16what's that noise intruders they actually made it this far to the iron curtain and to no one
09:24being stupid enough to challenge us they think they can challenge the iron curtain how adorable
09:31time for my power armor commandos all threats neutralized let's see who's operating the iron
09:38curtain
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