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Oops! My Phoenix Mommy Snagged a War God Daddy : New 🔝
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00:02I'm Ovelia, the last phoenix alive.
00:08Before my mom died, she told me,
00:11the phoenix bloodline could never end.
00:14But none of the losers from the divine and demon realm
00:18ever caught my eye,
00:19until I came to the human world.
00:23How's the man?
00:25Still this hot when he's passed out?
00:28And his body?
00:30Damn good.
00:35Not bad!
00:38Our kid would be...
00:41Gorgeous!
00:43Yes!
00:44The phoenix bloodline is saved!
00:56Who are you?
00:57And what are you doing?
01:01You're really hot, and I kinda need your help making a baby.
01:05Are you insane?
01:12You're hurt way too badly to leave this valley.
01:15Why not just behave?
01:18You!
01:19Relax.
01:20I only use you to continue my bloodline.
01:23I won't chase you afterwards.
01:47And it's all fun.
01:53Be sure to see you!
01:54But then I resist instead of pushing BARNABYS!
01:55Hooked up with that guy on the clouds. Got this egg. Already three years. Still no change.
02:03His swimmers really that weak?
02:17Mommy!
02:21The meat's ready!
02:23Ready? That's destroyed!
02:29Corn controlling fire!
02:32That's my girl!
02:45You... you are...
03:02What the hell? I've never pissed off the gods!
03:10Daddy!
03:16Wait!
03:19Isn't this the mortal who was my donor back then?
03:23You... you are actually a god!
03:26Daddy!
03:28Hug!
03:37Wow! Daddy smells so good!
03:40I missed you so much, Daddy. I didn't know you were this handsome. And a god too!
03:46But why did Mommy tell me you died a long time ago?
03:54Well... your godness? Don't be mad! It's just a misunderstanding.
04:00A misunderstanding? You did-
04:05Don't! Not in front of Kara!
04:09Kara!
04:10Her name is Kara.
04:11Yep.
04:12Family name?
04:13No. Just... Kara.
04:16We Phoenixes... don't really have a family name.
04:20But... if needed, she can take mine-
04:22From now on...
04:23Her name is Kara Oderson.
04:29Oh, Oderson. There's only one god with that name.
04:33The god of war, Rises.
04:35Oh my god, the hell did I mess with?
04:37So Kara's blue eye is from him.
04:40Wait! Where are you taking Kara?
04:43Wait! I don't care who you are!
04:45You are not taking my daughter!
04:47Are raising her here? In the barren cave?
04:51Barren?! This is the nicest cave for miles around!
04:55You seriously have no taste!
04:58Nice... but still a cave.
05:01You think I want it?
05:03Phoenixes are dying. I have no choice.
05:14I'm taking the kid... with me.
05:22No way!
05:25No way! Even if you are god of war, you can't take my daughter.
05:32She's my daughter, too.
05:34Doesn't matter! I've been raising her these past three years.
05:40If you want to take her, fine. Take me, too.
05:48Daddy, Mommy, what's wrong?
05:53Get in.
05:55No way!
05:57Thanks, Kara!
06:01Mommy finally made it to Heaven!
06:19So this is the heavens
06:23It's insane
06:24Can I really be here?
06:28Weren't you begging to come?
06:30What's wrong now? Scared?
06:32Scared? No way!
06:33I'm going
06:42That's the woman who took advantage of Lord Raishaeus
06:45A phoenix
06:47Says she stole Lord Raishaeus' first time
06:50His first time
06:57Oh my god, that's his first time
06:59That's not even the worst part
07:01You know, he already had a phoenix
07:03What?
07:04Fiancé!
07:05The goddess of harvest
07:07Beautiful, powerful
07:08She and Lord Raishas were perfect together
07:11But this evil bitch ruined everything
07:14May thunder strike her dead
07:23He's engaged to goddess of harvest
07:26Great
07:26Kara and I are totally screwed
07:29Nope
07:29We need to get out of here
07:31This evil bitch ruined me
07:35Lord Raish
07:38So scary
07:41Better not piss him off right now
07:44Just play nice for now
07:47No, please
07:48I want daddy to sleep with me
07:51And tell me a story
07:53But mommy always slept with you
07:55And told stories before
07:58No, no
07:59I want daddy
08:08Daddy
08:11Wow
08:11Okay
08:12So mommy's been replaced by daddy already
08:15Fine
08:16Daddy can stay with you tonight
08:18Don't go mommy
08:20I want both mommy and daddy with me
08:25Uh, that's weird, right?
08:30Stay
08:42She's seriously obsessed with you already
08:45And it's only been half a day
08:47Surely because I'm her father
08:49Why did you run away back then?
08:53I thought you were just some injured human
08:56I saved you in exchange for
08:58Huh
08:58For one night
09:00You lost nothing, right?
09:06What?
09:07You didn't lose anything?
09:08But got the cutest kid in the world
09:10Still not enough?
09:18What are you doing?
09:19Kara's here
09:24You started everything
09:28What?
09:29Scared now?
09:31Ovalia
09:32Calm down
09:33He has a fiancé
09:35Remember?
09:36Fiancé
09:37Who cares?
09:38You have a kid with him
09:40The goddess is the other woman
09:41Reesey, I...
09:43Ovalia
09:43I won't let you go again
10:06Daddy, mommy, sleep with me
10:12I'm tired
10:16Good night
10:17Good night
10:31It's so fun
10:32Daddy, I want popcorn
10:36Okay
10:48Rainbow bridge is crazy enough
10:51But a war god used lightning to make popcorn
10:54Just because Kara asked for it
10:56Good
10:57Kids with dads really have it easy
11:02Mommy
11:03Mommy, look
11:04Daddy made all this for me
11:07Daddy, what about mommy?
11:09Oh, no, no
11:10I'm not a kid anymore
11:16Oh, my God
11:19This is a flaming swing
11:33Lord Rice
11:34The Allfather was furious
11:36After hearing you brought a woman back
11:39He ordered you to see him immediately
11:45All right
11:45Time for a talk with my father
11:49That bitch thinks she can take Reesey from me
11:51With the little bastard
11:55Dream on
11:58He's mine
12:08What smells so good?
12:09Did daddy make snacks for me?
12:14Mom, who are you?
12:16Let me go
12:16Mommy
12:22Who are you?
12:25Where are you taking Kara?
12:27Kara
12:28Kara
12:31You bad woman
12:34Let me go
12:35Mommy
12:37Save me
12:41Kara
12:48I've been waiting for you
12:52Who the hell are you?
12:53Why are you hurting my kid?
12:54I'm Ricey's fiancee
12:56The high goddess of Harvest Solfie
12:58Trash you and the little bastard
13:00Don't deserve to be the heaven
13:02Now get the hell back to your human world
13:06Solfie
13:08If you touch my daughter
13:10I swear to destroy your soul
13:13A pathetic mortal
13:15Dares to threaten me
13:19Mommy
13:20Mommy
13:30My sweetie
13:31So you're the phoenix
13:33Then I'll kill you with my heavenly ice arrow
13:39Don't be afraid
13:40Mommy's here
13:42Mommy's here
13:47Mommy
13:48You're hurt
13:49I'm okay, Kara
13:51Run
13:55You evil
13:56Daddy's gonna make you pay
14:00For hurting Mommy
14:01You bitch
14:02How dare you threaten me by Ricey
14:05You think he can save you?
14:07Fine
14:07I'll show you
14:08What real divine power looks like
14:17No, Mommy
14:18Kara
14:20Run
14:21Mommy, hold on
14:23I'll go get Daddy
14:28You think you can escape
14:59Please
15:01Dare steal my man! This is your end!
15:09I'm sorry, Kara. Mommy can't protect you.
15:35Touched my woman and kid.
15:39You're dead!
15:50If you dare harm my family, we're going to pay for this.
15:58Stop! I'm the Harvest Goddess! All Mother chose me! Kill me! And the entire realm all goes to war!
16:09You think I won't do it?
16:15Don't resist. Don't start a celestial war over us. The baby and I are fine.
16:30Get out. Touch them again. And I swear, not even your mother can save you.
16:36Rycie! You will regret this!
16:54Did we just cause trouble for you?
16:59No, it's not your fault.
17:02I failed to protect you. I'll never let anyone hurt you again.
17:09Oh my god! Why is this man so resistible? I'm totally losing it over here!
17:27Olivia, will you and Kara stay with me forever?
17:33Daddy! You were so, so cool! The lightning went bam, bam, bam! You scared the bad lady away!
17:43But Kara only makes teeny tiny sparks.
17:46That's okay, sweetheart. When we get home, Daddy will teach you how to call down bigger lightning.
17:52Yay! Daddy's the coolest!
17:56Oh, Father. That shameless one, bewitched, rises. She slandered me and nearly convinced him to kill me. She even said...
18:05Said what?
18:06She said your divine decree means nothing. She insists on freeze from me.
18:15How dare she! Send word! Order Rethys to bring that woman to me immediately.
18:28Yay! We're home!
18:33Lord Rethys, the All-Father commands you to bring Lady Olivia to the Heavenly Hall immediately.
18:43I'm doomed. I heard the All-Father can wipe people out. With a flick of his finger, I need to
18:53take the baby and run.
19:04Where are you running off to this time?
19:08Olivia.
19:10I'm... I'm not. I'm just worried.
19:12Shh. Don't worry.
19:15I already planned to introduce you and Kara to my parents officially.
19:23This just came sooner.
19:25Officially? But I'm nobody special.
19:28Yes, you are, Olivia. You're my wife and the mother of my child.
19:49Daddy, why is mommy taking so long?
19:53I got dressed super fast.
19:56Daddy, is mommy gonna look like an angel?
19:59Your mommy already is an angel.
20:12Your mommy already is an angel.
20:16Wow!
20:20Wow! Mommy is so pretty! Mommy is the most beautiful angel ever!
20:26You're adorable. Such a sweet talker.
20:30I'm almost starting to believe you.
20:32She's not flattering you.
20:35She's telling the truth.
20:38You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
20:51This grandpa and grandma's palace? It's so big and pretty!
20:55Where did this kid come from? She's so cute.
20:58Even grander than daddy's temple.
21:00Wait. Why does she have the Thunder Gods era?
21:03Oh my god, she's gorgeous. Is she the woman Raithi's brought back from the mortal realm?
21:07I've never seen a woman this beautiful in the heavens. No wonder Lord Ressis fell for her.
21:14Father, this is Olivia. I brought her here to meet you.
21:19She kneels! A lowly mortal has no right to stand here. Chain her to the mountain and let the eagles
21:27blind her!
21:32Father, Olivia is not a lowly mortal. She is my wife.
21:39You dare defy your father for this woman?
21:44Ressi, calm down please!
21:47I knew it. Even the Thunder God still bows before the All Father.
21:57Olivia is my wife.
22:01If she kneels, then I kneel beside her.
22:05Look at him. The mighty Thunder God humiliating himself for some mortal bird. Pathetic.
22:14No one will ruin the Thunder God!
22:19I'll exile her to the frozen wastelands forever!
22:22All Father! Lord Ressis, please stop!
22:28Ressis, step aside right now!
22:32Father, please stop!
22:42Grandpa, up!
22:51Grandpa, the wind's so scary. Cara's cold.
23:03Whose child is this?
23:06Cara's mommy and daddy's baby. That's my daddy!
23:09Father, Cara's my daughter with Olivia. She's your granddaughter.
23:14Grandpa, up!
23:20It's a lie! She's a filthy bird whore!
23:24That bastard child isn't Ressis!
23:27She's using that child to climb into the heaven!
23:32Liar. The Phoenix bloodline is sacred.
23:35We would never mate carelessly.
23:38Cara is Ressis' daughter.
23:43I believe you.
23:47You shameless bitch.
23:49You seduced him when he was weak, and now you're using the kid to marry your way up.
23:54You filthy whore! You don't deserve to stand among gods!
23:59Go crawl back to your pathetic little nest.
24:02Bad lady! Stop being mean to mommy!
24:12Ugly witch! My mommy's a Phoenix queen. She's way hotter than you.
24:18Ah, you little brat! I'll kill you!
24:27Grandpa, save me! That ugly witch wants to kill Cara!
24:34Stop it!
24:36Oh, Father! You're protecting this child.
24:41Lightning is our family's unique power.
24:44This child can summon it at her age.
24:47She's Ressis' daughter.
24:51Grandpa is awesome!
24:54Even cooler than daddy!
24:57Good girl.
24:59Ahem.
25:00She's a lot cuter than Rias ever was.
25:03Ahem. Don't worry. Father's already falling for her.
25:08That's cause Cara takes after mommy!
25:15Cara stays.
25:16But you, Olivia, are not worthy of Rias.
25:19The future all...
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