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Oops! My Phoenix Mommy Snagged a War God Daddy : New 🔝
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00:02I'm Ovelia, the last phoenix alive.
00:08Before my mom died, she told me,
00:11the phoenix bloodline could never end.
00:14But none of the losers from the divine and demon realm
00:18ever caught my eye,
00:19until I came to the human world.
00:23How's the man?
00:25Still this hot when he's passed out?
00:28And his body?
00:30Damn good.
00:35Not bad!
00:38Our kid would be...
00:41Gorgeous!
00:43Yes!
00:44The phoenix bloodline is saved!
00:56Who are you?
00:57And what are you doing?
01:01You're really hot, and I kinda need your help making a baby.
01:05Are you insane?
01:12You're hurt way too badly to leave this valley.
01:15Why not just behave?
01:18You!
01:19Relax.
01:20I only use you to continue my bloodline.
01:23I won't chase you afterwards.
01:24One x-ray.
01:45I don't bat out the table,
01:55Hooked up with that guy on the clouds, got this egg. Already three years. Still no change. His swimmers really
02:04that weak?
02:20Mommy! The meat's ready! Ready? That's destroyed!
02:28Corn controlling fire! That's my girl.
02:45You... you are...
03:02What the hell? I've never pissed off the gods!
03:10Daddy!
03:18Wait! Isn't this the mortal who was my donor back then?
03:23You... you are actually a god.
03:26Daddy!
03:28Hug!
03:37Wow! Daddy smells so good!
03:40I missed you so much, Daddy. I didn't know you were this handsome. And a god, too. But why did
03:47Mommy tell me you died a long time ago?
03:54Well, your godness, don't be mad. It's just a misunderstanding.
04:00A misunderstanding? You did-
04:05Don't. Not in front of Kara.
04:09Her name is Kara.
04:11Yep.
04:12Family name?
04:13No, just Kara. We Phoenixes don't really have a family name. But, if needed, she can take mine.
04:22From now on, her name is Kara Oderson.
04:29Oh, Oderson. There's only one god with that name. The god of war, Rises. Oh my god, the hell did
04:36I mess with?
04:36So Kara's blue eye is from him.
04:40Wait! Where are you taking Kara?
04:43Wait! I don't care who you are. You are not taking my daughter.
04:47Are raising her here? In the Baron cave?
04:51Baron? This is the nicest cave for miles around! You seriously have no taste!
04:57Nice. But still a cave.
05:01You think I wanted-
05:03Phoenixes are dying. I have no choice.
05:06Phoenixes are dying.
05:15I'm taking the kid with me.
05:22No way!
05:25No way! Even if you are god of war!
05:29You can't take my daughter.
05:33She's my daughter too.
05:34Doesn't matter. I've been raising her these past three years.
05:40If you want to take her, fine. Take me too.
05:48Daddy, Mommy, what's wrong?
05:53Get in.
05:58Thanks, Kara!
06:01Mommy finally made it to heaven!
06:19So this is the heavens.
06:23It's insane. Can I really be here?
06:28Weren't you begging to come? What's wrong now? Scared?
06:32Scared? No way! I'm going!
06:41That's the woman who took advantage of Lord Ryshaeus. A phoenix.
06:47Says she stole Lord Ryshaeus' first time.
06:50His first time.
06:57Oh my god, that's his first time.
06:59That's not even the worst part. You know, he already had a fiancée.
07:03What? Fiancée!
07:05The Goddess of Harvest. Beautiful. Powerful. She and Lord Ryshaeus were perfect together.
07:11But this evil bitch ruined everything. May thunder strike her dead.
07:23He's engaged to Goddess of Harvest!
07:26Great. Kara and I are totally screwed.
07:29Nope!
07:30We need to get out of here.
07:31This evil bitch ruined him.
07:35Lord Ryshaeus!
07:38So scary.
07:41Better not piss him off right now!
07:44Just play nice for now.
07:47No, please!
07:49I want Daddy to sleep with me and tell me a story!
07:53But Mommy always slept with you and told stories before.
07:58No, no! I want Daddy!
08:06Daddy!
08:10Wow. Okay. So Mommy's been replaced by Daddy already. Fine. Daddy can stay with you tonight.
08:18Don't go, Mommy. I want both Mommy and Daddy with me.
08:25Uh, that's weird, right?
08:30Stay.
08:31Stay.
08:32Stay.
08:33Stay.
08:42She's seriously obsessed with you already.
08:45And it's only been half a day.
08:48Surely because I'm her father.
08:50Why did you run away back then?
08:53I thought you were just some injured human.
08:56I saved you in exchange for, huh, for one night.
09:00You lost nothing, right?
09:06What? You didn't lose anything?
09:08But got the cutest kid in the world.
09:10Still not enough?
09:18What are you doing?
09:19Kara's here.
09:24You started everything.
09:28What?
09:29Scared now?
09:31Ovelia, calm down.
09:33He has a fiancé.
09:35Remember?
09:36Fiancé?
09:37Who cares?
09:38You have a kid with him.
09:40The goddess is the other woman.
09:42Reesey, I...
09:43Ovelia.
09:44I won't let you go again.
09:48I won't let you go again.
10:06Daddy, mommy, sleep with me.
10:12I'm tired.
10:15I'm tired.
10:16Good night.
10:32Daddy, I want popcorn.
10:36Okay.
10:38Okay.
10:48Rainbow Bridge is crazy enough.
10:51But a war god used lightning to make popcorn just because Kara asked for it.
10:56Good.
10:57Kids with dads really have it easy.
11:02Mommy, look.
11:04Daddy made all this for me.
11:07Daddy, what about mommy?
11:09Oh, no, no.
11:10I'm not a kid anymore.
11:18Oh, my God.
11:19This is a flaming swing.
11:33Lord Rice, the All-Father was furious after hearing you brought a woman back.
11:39He ordered you to see him immediately.
11:45All right.
11:46Time for a talk with my father.
11:49That bitch thinks she can take Reesey from me with the little bastard.
11:55Dream on.
11:57He's mine!
12:08What smells so good?
12:09Did daddy make snacks for me?
12:14Mom, who are you?
12:16Let me go!
12:17Mommy!
12:19Mommy!
12:21Mommy!
12:23Mommy!
12:23Who are you?
12:25Where are you taking Kara?
12:27Kara!
12:29Kara!
12:30Kara!
12:32You bad woman!
12:34Let me go!
12:36Woo!
12:36Mommy!
12:38Save me!
12:42Kara!
12:44Kara!
12:48I've been waiting for you.
12:52Who the hell are you?
12:53Why are you hurting my kid?
12:54I'm Ricey's fiancé, the high goddess of Harvest Solfie.
12:59Trash, you and the little bastard don't deserve to be the heaven.
13:02Now get the hell back to your human world!
13:08Solfie, if you touch my daughter, I swear to destroy your soul!
13:13A pathetic mortal!
13:14A pathetic mortal!
13:15Dares to threaten me!
13:18Mommy!
13:30My sweetie, so you're the phoenix.
13:34Then I'll kill you with my heavenly ice arrow!
13:39Don't be afraid.
13:41Mommy's here.
13:47Mommy, you're hurt!
13:50I'm okay, Kara.
13:51Run!
13:55You evil!
13:58Daddy's gonna make you pay for hurting Mommy!
14:02You bitch!
14:03How dare you threaten me by Ricey!
14:05You think he can save you?
14:07Fine!
14:07I'll show you what real divine power looks like!
14:17No, Mommy!
14:19Kara, run!
14:21Mommy, hold on!
14:23I'll go get Daddy!
14:27You think you can escape?
14:32We'll have to go get you?
14:43Go, you must kill me by you!
14:51I'll go get you!
14:53We'll have to go get you!
14:55We'll have to go get you!
14:58We'll have to go get you!
15:01DARE STEAL MY MAN! THIS IS YOUR END!
15:09I'm sorry, Kara. Mommy can't protect you.
15:35You touched my woman and kid.
15:39YOU'RE DEAD!
15:50If you dare harm my family, we're going to pay for this.
15:58Stop! I'm the Harvest Goddess! All Mother chose me! Kill me! And the entire realm all goes to war!
16:09You think I won't do it?
16:15Don't resist. Don't start a celestial war over us. The baby and I are fine.
16:30Get out. Touch them again. And I swear, not even your mother can save you.
16:36RICY! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!
16:41RICY!
16:54Did we just cause trouble for you?
16:59No, it's not your fault.
17:02I failed.
17:03I failed to protect you. I'll never let anyone hurt you again.
17:09Oh my god! Why is this man so resistible? I'm totally losing it over here!
17:27Olivia, will you and Kara stay with me forever?
17:33Daddy! You were so, so cool! The lightning went bam, bam, bam! You scared the bad lady away!
17:41Mmmm!
17:43But Kara only makes teeny tiny sparks.
17:46That's okay, sweetheart. When we get home, Daddy will teach you how to call down bigger lightning.
17:52Yay! Daddy's the coolest!
17:56Oh, father! That shameless one, bewitched, rises! She slandered me and nearly convinced him to kill me. She even said...
18:05Said what?
18:06She said your divine decree means nothing. She insists on freeze from me.
18:15How dare she! Send word! Order Rethys to bring that woman to me immediately!
18:28Yay! We're home!
18:33Lord Rethys, the Allfather commands you to bring Lady Olivia to the Heavenly Hall immediately.
18:43I'm doomed! I heard the Allfather can wipe people out. With a flick of his finger, I need to take
18:53the baby and run.
19:04Where are you running off to this time?
19:08Olivia.
19:10I'm... I'm not. I'm just worried.
19:12Shh! Don't worry.
19:15I already planned to introduce you and Kara to my parents officially.
19:23This just came sooner.
19:25Officially? But I'm nobody special.
19:28Yes, you are, Olivia. You're my wife and the mother of my child.
19:49Daddy, why is mommy taking so long?
19:53I got dressed super fast.
19:56Daddy, is mommy gonna look like an angel?
19:59Your mommy already is an angel.
20:16Wow!
20:20Wow! Mommy is so pretty! Mommy is the most beautiful angel ever!
20:26You're adorable. Such a sweet talker.
20:30I'm almost starting to believe you.
20:32She's not flattering you.
20:35She's telling the truth.
20:38You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
20:52This grandpa and grandma's palace? It's so big and pretty!
20:55Where did this kid come from? She's so cute!
20:58Even grander than daddy's temple!
21:00Wait! Why does she have the Thunder Gods era?
21:03Oh my god, she's gorgeous!
21:05Is she the woman Raithi's brought back from the mortal realm?
21:07I've never seen a woman this beautiful in the heavens.
21:10No wonder Lord Ressis fell for her.
21:13Father, this is Olivia.
21:15I brought her here to meet you.
21:20She kneels!
21:21A lowly mortal has no right to stand here!
21:25Chain her to the mountain and let the eagles blind her!
21:33Father, Olivia is not a lowly mortal.
21:37She is my wife.
21:39You dare defy your father for this woman?!
21:44Ressi, calm down please!
21:47I knew it.
21:48Even the Thunder God still bows before the All Father.
21:57Olivia is my wife.
22:01If she kneels, then I kneel beside her.
22:05Look at him!
22:07The mighty Thunder God humiliating himself for some mortal bird.
22:12Pathetic.
22:13No one will ruin the Thunder God!
22:19I'll exile her to the frozen wastelands forever!
22:23All Father!
22:24Lord Ressis, please stop!
22:28Ressis, step aside right now!
22:32Father, please stop!
22:42Grandpa, up!
22:46Grandpa, up!
22:51Grandpa, up!
22:53Grandpa, up!
22:53Grandpa, the wind's so scary.
22:55Kara's cold.
23:03Who's child is this?
23:06Kara's mommy and daddy's baby.
23:08That's my daddy!
23:09Father, Kara's my daughter with Olivia.
23:12She's your granddaughter.
23:14Grandpa, up!
23:20It's a lie!
23:22She's a filthy bird whore!
23:24That bastard child isn't Ressis!
23:27She's using that child to climb into the heaven!
23:32Liar.
23:33The Phoenix bloodline is sacred.
23:35We would never mate carelessly.
23:39Kara is Rithus' daughter.
23:43I believe you.
23:47You shameless bitch.
23:49You seduced him when he was weak,
23:51and now you're using the kid to marry your way up.
23:54You filthy whore!
23:56You don't deserve to stand among gods!
23:59Go crawl back to your pathetic little nest.
24:02Bad lady!
24:04Stop being mean to mommy!
24:12Ugly witch!
24:13My mommy's a phoenix queen.
24:16She's way hotter than you.
24:18Ah, you little brat!
24:21I'll kill you!
24:27Grandpa, save me!
24:29That ugly witch wants to kill Kara!
24:34Stop it!
24:36Oh, father!
24:38You're protecting this child!
24:41Lightning is our family's unique power.
24:44This child can summon it at her age.
24:47She's Ressis' daughter.
24:51Grandpa is awesome!
24:54Even cooler than daddy!
24:57Good girl.
24:59She's a lot cuter than Rias ever was.
25:04Don't worry.
25:05Father's already falling for her.
25:08That's cause Kara takes after mommy!
25:11Hehehe.
25:14Hehehe.
25:15Kara stays.
25:16But you, Olivia, are not worthy of Rias.
25:19The future all...
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