00:00This guy just tossed a steamed bun into a dry well.
00:02The next second, it hit an ancient female general right on the head.
00:04Everyone thought an assassin had attacked, but when they looked closer, it was just a big white bun.
00:08They hadn't had a full meal in over half a year, so seeing such a huge bun, they all thought
00:12they were hallucinating.
00:13But the female general said it was a gift from the gods.
00:15So she immediately wrote a letter and placed it in the well, hoping to thank the god for the food.
00:18But the ashes from the paper sprayed right into the guy's face.
00:21He instantly snapped and grabbed a hose to fill the well.
00:23You want to mess with me? Let's see how much this busted well can take.
00:25General, the last jug of water has been given to the badly wounded men.
00:28How much longer can we hold out?
00:30Our water source is cut off and that old well is dried up too.
00:32General, we should break out.
00:33Break out where?
00:34Behind Sunset Pass are 300,000 civilians.
00:36You want me to retreat?
00:37But General?
00:38Once the sun rises tomorrow, the men will die of thirst.
00:40Pass down my order.
00:41Slaughter the warhorses and drink their blood.
00:42Even if we all die here today, we will not take one step back.
00:45What's that sound?
00:46There's movement in the well.
00:47Water! It's water!
00:48Oh my god, we're saved.
00:49It's sweet.
00:50So sweet.
00:51Sweeter than any spring water I've ever had.
00:53This much water can't be from any ordinary underground spring.
00:55Forget it.
00:56If I keep filling it, property management's gonna come talk to me.
00:58Hey, is it full yet?
00:59Any echo down there?
00:59Hey, is it full yet?
01:00Any echo down there?
01:01General, someone is speaking from inside the well.
01:03It's a god.
01:03It must be the Dragon King sending divine water and now he's appearing.
01:05May I ask which god is beneath the well?
01:08I, Chu Yan, defender of Sunset Pass.
01:09Thank you on behalf of the whole city for granting us water.
01:12I, Chu Yan, defender of Sunset Pass.
01:13Thank you on behalf of the whole city for granting us water.
01:15What the hell?
01:16Defender of Sunset Pass?
01:17Hey, can the people down there hear me?
01:19What god?
01:19I'm the landlord of this yard.
01:21Who are you?
01:22Landlord?
01:22A god who controls houses and wells?
01:23Reporting to the landlord immortal, this mortal woman, Chu Yan, is the northern border general
01:27of Great Xia.
01:28We are now trapped at Sunset Pass by barbarian troops.
01:31Thank you, immortal, for sending sweet rain and saving our lives.
01:34Great Xi's northern border?
01:35Holy crap, is this well a space-time portal?
01:37Hey, I'm sending something down.
01:38Pick it up and take a look.
01:39Immortal, what is this?
01:40So light.
01:41What kind of divine metal is this made from?
01:42It's so light, yet so smooth.
01:44Can you see this cup?
01:45Bring me brush and ink.
01:46Immortal, this mortal woman's reply has been placed inside the magic vessel.
01:49Immortal woman, Chu Yan, magic vessel.
01:52Ha ha ha.
01:52It really does connect to ancient times.
01:54Don't call me immortal.
01:55My name is Chen Chen.
01:56It's going down.
01:57Catch it.
01:58General, the god has sent another gift.
01:59But what is this?
02:00It's so soft.
02:00This is bread.
02:01Immortal Chen Chen is asking what else we need and how many enemy troops there are.
02:04General, the immortal is going to save us all the way.
02:06Immortal Chen Chen, if you can grant us food and solve our urgent crisis, Chu Yan will
02:09build a shrine tablet for you and worship you for generations.
02:12Damn, this deal is totally worth it.
02:13Hang in there, General Chu.
02:14You're just out of food, right?
02:15Wait for me.
02:16I'll make sure everyone eats their fill.
02:17So it's a war, huh?
02:18Today I'll show you what modern military logistics looks like.
02:21Hey, little bro, what are you looking to buy in bulk?
02:22I need 300 bags of rice and 200 barrels of cooking oil.
02:25Loaded right now.
02:26I don't have time to bargain.
02:27Listen, I need stuff I can haul away immediately.
02:29Is there a large bakery workshop nearby?
02:30Get me 20,000 steamed buns and they have to be hot.
02:3320,000 steamed buns?
02:34Little bro, are you throwing a village banquet?
02:36Don't worry about what I'm doing.
02:37Do you have them or not?
02:38Yes.
02:38There's a big bakery right next door.
02:39They definitely have 20,000 buns in stock.
02:41They can deliver them in half an hour.
02:43Good.
02:43Lunch and meat, braised pork cans, beef cans, anything in tin packaging with a long shelf life
02:47that's ready to eat once opened.
02:49Give me 10,000 cans.
02:5010,000 cans?
02:51And 50-pound bags of rice.
02:53Start with 1,000 bags.
02:54Little bro, are you building a bunker?
02:55This much supply will take several big trucks at least.
02:57You handle the trucks.
02:59Money isn't a problem.
03:00I need everything delivered to my house as fast as possible.
03:02If you get it done within an hour, I'll give you an extra 20,000 as a rush fee.
03:05A 20,000 rush fee?
03:06You got it.
03:06I guarantee it'll be at your door within an hour, down to the inch.
03:09Stop standing around.
03:10Get out here and load the trucks.
03:10General, will the immortal really grant us food?
03:12Since immortal Chen Chen could send us life-saving divine water, he surely would not deceive us.
03:16But General, we have 3,000 people.
03:18Even for a god, creating rations for 3,000 people out of thin air must cost so much power.
03:21Enough.
03:22The immortal is not someone we can question.
03:23Pass down the order.
03:24The whole army is to form ranks and wait quietly by the well for the immortal's blessing.
03:27No one is to make noise.
03:29Yes!
03:29Something's coming.
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