00:00I thought I'd be happier at 40
00:03You are happy and I'm not 40, asshole
00:06You don't look happy
00:07I feel like you're having a midlife crisis
00:09Well, I feel like you're high on mushrooms
00:11So you don't know
00:14To Elliot
00:15No, not the whole bag
00:16May you experience a new level of consciousness tonight
00:20Oh my god
00:21Are you guys tripping?
00:23I don't feel anything
00:24That's because we don't tolerate drugs well
00:26Hey, freak
00:27Who are you?
00:28Elliot
00:28Dude, I'm you
00:29You're me
00:31What's up?
00:32I don't have a gap in my teeth
00:33Yeah, wear your retainer
00:34Left boob
00:35One cup smaller than the right
00:38I'm actually kind of hot for being middle-aged
00:40I'm 39 years old
00:41That's not middle-aged
00:42No, that is middle-aged
00:43No, it's not
00:45I am a very young adult
00:48I'm so jealous
00:49You guys had good trips
00:50Did you have fun?
00:51Yeah
00:51Dude, I know mom can be annoying
00:53But be nice to her
00:54And go hang out with your brothers
00:56Ow, Max!
00:57Also, can you avoid anyone named
00:59I'm Chad
00:59Good morning, Elliot
01:01Have you met Chad?
01:03Um...
01:03Elliot, you freak
01:04I put my number in your phone the other night
01:06But I did not know this would work
01:08Wait a minute, hang on
01:09Basement! Basement!
01:11Dude, I gotta go
01:16You were so lucky
01:18Life will never be the same as it is right now
01:21Just take my advice and we'll be fine
01:23Oh my god!
01:25I think
01:29What's going on with you?
01:30I just feel like everything that used to make sense doesn't anymore
01:35The only thing you can't get back is time
01:38It goes by so fast
01:41I still need you
01:42I'm literally an idiot
01:43You're not an idiot
01:49If we weren't the same person
01:51Do you think you'd even like me?
01:54You're just saying that because you're young and dumb
01:55But if you weren't young and dumb
01:56You'd never be brave enough to do anything
01:59Maybe you need to listen to my advice for once
02:02Can we kiss?
02:04No
02:04What?
02:05Can I at least touch my old ass?
02:06Oh my god, you need to be locked up
02:08But if I didn't do it, we don't feel like I was a father
02:14But if I didn't do it, we don't feel like I was a father
02:15But if I didn't do it, we don't feel like I was a father
02:15But if I didn't do it, we don't feel like I was a father
02:16But if I didn't do it, we don't feel like I was a father
02:17But if I didn't do it, we don't feel like I was a father
