00:00Hello! Has anybody seen my Christmas cards?
00:04Someone's took the flippin' money out of it, so can I have it back please?
00:08This is my letter going to Father Christmas, so I'm gonna send it to him.
00:13I've asked for an Xbox. See if I get it.
00:16What's your name? Amanda.
00:17You're not my mum, cos my little bit better is it now.
00:21What are you doing here? I've got a job in here.
00:24You've got a gearport job.
00:26What are you going to do, sir?
00:27What are you doing here?
00:29I've put them in my van, I think, to people's houses.
00:32You never do mine.
00:33About a day long, though.
00:35Here, my face parcel.
00:36My face.
00:37My face.
00:38My face.
00:39Hi, Maggie.
00:41So, my name's Tim, I'm three nearly six.
00:45And don't you have your dad?
00:47Don't worry, he's not my dad. My dad's well better looking.
00:52He told me to ring you, are you okay?
00:55Yeah, he made it.
00:57It actually is really me.
00:58This is actually really him.
01:00Is it actually Tiny Tim? I don't believe it.
01:02I'm going to take a photo of him in a minute, but it is actually him.
01:05Send a picture.
01:07I'm bringing him home, Mads, I'm bringing him home.
01:12Are you trying to be a nurse?
01:15Yeah.
01:17I just f***ed my Uncle Barry on the nose and they think it's broke and you fix it?
01:22Yeah, not quite. You have to get someone proper to go.
01:25Are you proper? You're doing college and doing that?
01:29I know, but I can fix a broken nose.
01:31Aww, oh yeah.
01:35I kiss Chardonnay on the lips the other day and think she's pregnant.
01:39What can you do with that?
01:42Erm, maybe a test?
01:46You can test it.
01:48Look, like, what?
01:503 plus 3.
01:51Yeah, I can test like that.
01:54Can you not test like that?
01:56Yeah, I can.
01:573 plus 3.
01:58What?
01:5812 and 8.
02:00Erm, not quite.
02:01Bye bye.
02:03See you in a bit.
02:03Love you.
02:04Love you.
02:05Love you.
02:06Bye.
02:06Hi.
02:07Hi.
02:08What are you doing?
02:09I'm working.
02:11Boy, you liar.
02:14What are you doing for work?
02:17Chasing managers to do what they need to do.
02:20Who's not doing the work properly?
02:22Steve, who does wrong.
02:25Savage.
02:27Savage.
02:27What's he not done?
02:32Still some gossip.
02:34What's he not done?
02:35I'm in trouble.
02:40It's as lazy as my mum in there.
02:43And she's always in bed, the lazy pig.
02:46Is it Uncle or whatever his name is?
02:48Uncle Barry.
02:49She's in bed wrestling with Uncle Barry now.
02:52She's in there too.
02:53You've got to say.
02:54I know.
02:55Smack and Steve, referee in it.
02:57It's weird, isn't it?
03:01And Ping Pong Paula says she's going to come round as well.
03:04Do you know why she's called Ping Pong Paula?
03:06Never guess.
03:09It's because she's good at table tennis.
03:15Her ex-boyfriend is called Bagged Brian.
03:17Do you know why he's called Bagged Brian?
03:19No.
03:20Because once, my Uncle Barry threw a Bag for Life at him and it hit him in the head.
03:26Bagged Brian.
03:28His best mate is called Smackhead Steve.
03:30Do you know why he's called Smackhead Steve?
03:32No.
03:32He's called Smackhead Steve, yeah.
03:33Do you know why he's called Smackhead Steve?
03:36Because he likes smack.
03:37Yeah, he's a Smackhead.
03:42Right, listen.
03:43Andrea, I'm going to go.
03:45You go and show all the managers, okay?
03:47Okay, I will.
03:48Bye.
03:49You have a good day and I'll see you.
03:50Merry Christmas.
03:52Merry Christmas.
03:53Love you. Bye.
03:54Bye.
03:55Love you.
03:56Love you.
03:57Bye.
03:57Bye.
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