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00:05Are we ready to start the show?
00:09After the absence of one year over there was going later, please give it up for Summer
00:27Oh my god! That time of the year again! Oh man!
00:46Before we begin the show actually, let's do one thing that I did not do last season and I regretted
00:51it
00:58Welcome to the first ever episode of India's Got Latent Season 2
01:04Are we ready to start the show?
01:08You've got to do better than that, are we ready to start the show?
01:13So we have amazing panelists for you, let's introduce one after the other
01:18The first panel is my very good friend
01:20You will have seen them on my tour, world tour, Latent
01:28Give it up for the worst father, Barraj Gai!
01:36Give it up for Aashi Solanke!
01:41Give it up for Sharwari!
01:47The final guest is actually the biggest guest of Latent so far
01:52This is the highest point of Latent and the lowest point of her career
01:56Make some noise for Alia Bhatt!
02:16Let's go!
02:23I can't believe it, man.
02:25So, what a panel is.
02:28How are you feeling, Alia Ji?
02:30Thank you so much for coming, first of all.
02:33Hi.
02:36No, no, take your time.
02:37Can you drink this if you...
02:39No, I'm okay.
02:40It's my water bottle.
02:42Okay, you don't drink our normal people's water.
02:45What kind of water?
02:47There are special electrolytes, so I don't pass out with fear.
02:51Oh, are you afraid? Why are you afraid? They love you.
02:53Come on, don't you love Alia?
02:57By the way, if you are feeling tired
02:59and you don't have electrolytes,
03:01you cannot afford electrolytes,
03:03you can always go for Avatar,
03:04the protein ring that gives you wings.
03:06No, that gives you wings.
03:07What's the other one?
03:08What's the other one?
03:09What's the other one?
03:10What's the other one?
03:11What's the other one?
03:11What's the other one?
03:13What's the other one?
03:14I'm taking a drink, yeah.
03:15Okay, bhai, take it, sir.
03:18Sorry, sorry.
03:19I'm getting into the flow.
03:21Okay, so you can drink this Avatar drink
03:24if you have to have a bad mood.
03:28So, Alia ji, first of all,
03:30I can't believe you're here.
03:31Genuinely.
03:32Yeah, I'm kinda regretting it right now.
03:46I regret so many things in life.
03:49And...
03:49But genuinely, Alia ji, it's like,
03:52I am so nervous sitting next to you.
03:53Genuinely, yeah.
03:54Like, I am such a big fan of your husband.
03:57And...
04:01Of you also, of course, of you also.
04:03But, yeah.
04:04Alia ji, you're such a big actress.
04:06Your movies have made 5,000-6,000 crores.
04:09You have so many film fair awards.
04:10National award.
04:11Best actress award.
04:13Why the fuck are you here, man?
04:16Why did you come to Latent?
04:17Where?
04:18Where?
04:19Latent.
04:28No, no.
04:29Sameh, genuinely, I think we can all say this with absolute clarity.
04:34And be so, so grateful for all the last that we've had,
04:37thanks to Kapil Sharma.
04:41Wow.
04:44Wow.
04:45Oh, damn.
04:47Alia ji, here funny.
04:48What happened with Zakir Bhai?
04:55What can I say?
04:56Tonight, I'm still alive.
05:00It's genuinely jokes apart.
05:02It's an honor that you've come.
05:03Can we have round of applause for Alia Bhatman?
05:04Come on.
05:07Up next, we have Sharwari.
05:09For the whole name of Sharwari,
05:11I have to open this.
05:12What is this?
05:14Sharwari ji,
05:15tell us something about you.
05:16What do I tell you?
05:17Who is this?
05:18Who is this?
05:25Please tell me.
05:26I have written your name as Alia plus one.
05:33I don't know,
05:33how do you hear it?
05:34I'm seeing that the form has opened for you.
05:37They can come here.
05:39You can also come here.
05:43So, Sharwari ji, thank you so much for coming.
05:45Genuinely.
05:46Thank you, thank you for having me.
05:47Thank you so much. Thank you so much for coming.
05:50Have you seen it? Have you seen it Latent?
05:52I've seen it in clips and parts on the news channels.
06:04All right, and of course, Solanki, thank you so much for coming again.
06:08Samai, honestly, I want to say something.
06:09I've spent so much time with you in the last one year.
06:12I have missed this show more than my kids.
06:14You never miss your kids. Come on, what the fuck?
06:17But so his phone locked for 2 hours
06:19because his password was on his date.
06:25You fucking are the worst father in the world.
06:27Isn't his wife here?
06:29Yeah, imagine, no one with the kids.
06:36Alia, as a fellow parent, what do you feel about it?
06:39No, I pass no judgment.
06:40I feel you do you and they do them.
06:42That's so sweet.
06:42And then everyone lives and learns.
06:43Can you please teach my friend how to not pass judgment?
06:46Then you won't have a show.
06:54So are we ready to start the show?
06:58Make some noise for the first actor of the night, Suhasini.
07:03Come on, come on guys.
07:04Come on, come on, come on.
07:07All right, let's go Bombay.
07:30All right, let's go Bombay.
07:34I'm running back, then I'll walk you back
07:41I'm running back, I'm running back
07:57I'll run back, I'm running back
08:09I got the whole world on my feet, you better be watching after me.
08:16There go, there go, there go, I'm a Kalipili.
08:40And I thought Jigra was bad.
08:43That was not bad.
08:45Can you sing a line?
08:46Sing.
08:48Back, Bombay Police.
08:50Back, Bombay Police.
08:53Back, Bombay Police.
08:56Back, Bombay Police.
09:00Maharashtra Cyber is my back, Cyber.
09:08Why will they beat on the beat?
09:10I mean, please control yourself.
09:16No, no, but genuinely it was very bad.
09:19Thank you very much.
09:20But you have a lovely voice.
09:21Why don't you sing a nice song?
09:24Can you teach me quickly if I want to sing?
09:26Can you teach me?
09:27I teach it in Doremi.
09:29I teach it in Doremi.
09:30Sa.
09:31Bye.
09:33Ma.
09:35Pa.
09:35Pa.
09:36Ma.
09:39Ma.
09:40Ma.
09:40Ma.
09:41Ma.
09:41Ma.
09:41Ma.
09:44Ma.
09:46Ma.
09:50Ma.
09:51Ma.
09:53Ma.
09:54Ma.
10:00Ma.
10:01You will have to go to Mumbai.
10:04You will have to go to Mumbai.
10:05You will have to go to Mumbai.
10:07Do you have to write something in Assam?
10:08I have to write something in Assam.
10:10Do you have to write something in Assam?
10:12No. Sorry.
10:15What's your favorite state, Alia?
10:18State of silence now.
10:20Alia, what happened here?
10:22I was thinking.
10:23Were you thinking which is your favorite state?
10:25We have asked favorite state, not who is the president of India.
10:32Who is the president of India?
10:36Who is the president of India?
10:36Hey, but do you actually know?
10:38Draupadi Murmo?
10:41She gave me my national award.
10:43Huh? Oh, wow.
10:44What are you talking about?
10:45I read something very interesting.
10:52You have a sunflower tattoo on your body.
10:55And it's facing towards you because you believe
10:57that I'm my own sunshine.
10:58Yes.
10:59Because when you are everybody's cheerleader,
11:01then you're not your cheerleader.
11:04That's really nice.
11:05Do you have any tattoos?
11:07I do, but it has faded.
11:11What is it?
11:11I see a little mic.
11:13What?
11:18What?
11:18That's the name of the president.
11:22I forgot the rest.
11:23I forgot the rest.
11:25I forgot the rest.
11:26Your favorite book is Alchemist.
11:28Yes.
11:28You look like an avid reader.
11:30Yeah.
11:31Kind of.
11:31I was sarcastic.
11:34Alchemist has also studied there.
11:36You have studied Alchemist?
11:49How did you study Alchemist?
11:51How did you study Alchemist?
11:52How did you study Alchemist?
11:52On their AI plus Nova phone.
11:54Which is the best phone.
11:57It has a backlit panel.
11:59And if you are winning today,
12:00you can find this brand new AI plus phone.
12:05I love it.
12:05Nobody is motivated now.
12:08It's a great phone.
12:10It's a great phone.
12:11It's a great phone.
12:11You have a great smile.
12:12What kind of toothpaste do you use?
12:14Colgate.
12:15Give that to Sunil Par also.
12:20Have you seen that show on Kapil Sharma?
12:22Oh, you all see.
12:24It's a lot of time.
12:25That's why the Alpha is so delayed.
12:30The rest of the time.
12:31You have to go to the camera,
12:33go to the camera,
12:33go to the camera,
12:34go to the camera,
12:34go to the camera,
12:34go to the camera,
12:35go to the camera.
12:39But I am very excited for your movie.
12:41What is it about?
12:43We have not come to Alpha Promote.
12:45So, don't you have to take a selfie film?
12:46No.
12:51Do you know your personality?
12:53Yes.
12:55That's a good one.
12:55You get me, girl.
12:57Oh, shit.
12:57Yes.
12:58That's a good one.
12:58Yes.
12:59Yes.
12:59Yes.
12:59Yes.
12:59Yes.
13:00Yes.
13:00Yes.
13:01Yes.
13:01Yes.
13:01No,
13:02it's not true.
13:02Yes.
13:04Do you only learn Anything?
13:08You have to read anything into chemistry?
13:09How long is a language in class?
13:10A, B, C, Y, Z.
13:12Atlanta você Eglimper,
13:15you taught math.
13:18They do children.
13:19What they do?
13:21Who Library memes yearning?
13:22Aittle math life.
13:25And so you do a Punjabisordon.
13:27How do you say that?
13:29He's a son of Balraza.
13:35How many months have you come to my dad?
13:47So, Suhasini ji, when are you here in Mumbai?
13:51I'm here for 5-7 days.
13:535-7 days?
13:54And then you'll go to?
13:55I'm trying to figure out if I can get a flat here.
13:58In 5-7 days?
13:59Yeah, I'm trying to see.
14:01How do you get in 5 days?
14:03Is there a broker?
14:04Give me a number.
14:06Is there a Marathi broker?
14:08There's a lot of money.
14:09You can't get under 50,000 in the bathroom.
14:11You'll get under 50,000 in the bathroom.
14:15But if you need something under 50,000 in the bathroom,
14:18then you'll buy the AI plus NOAA phone.
14:21Very cheap.
14:2212,000 only.
14:23It's a lot of money.
14:24Yeah, right?
14:25It's a lot of money.
14:26It's a lot of money.
14:28It's a lot of money.
14:28Flipkart minutes.
14:29It's the most cheapest.
14:31And don't get me wrong.
14:33Cheapest.
14:34The cheapest way you can order your food, grocery, anything.
14:37And the quickest, of course, but the cheapest also.
14:40Cheap.
14:40The cheapest.
14:41It's really cheap.
14:43So Swasini ji, music joke for you.
14:45I hope, like your music, you find A-flat.
14:52Very nice.
15:00That reminds me.
15:02A-flat is a NOAA.
15:03That actually reminds me that for the season 2 of Latent,
15:07we have decided to do something very nice, very charitable.
15:10Ken, do we have the badges here?
15:12Salaam Bombay badges.
15:14So whatever you are watching at home, there's a link in the description,
15:19as well as a QR code we will put down for some time here.
15:22So you can donate.
15:23It will be going to a good cause to help slum kids reach their dreams
15:27and hopefully make the world a more equal place for them.
15:30So Salaam Bombay, this episode.
15:32All the super chat.
15:35Okay then.
15:36So now, Suhasini ji, genuinely you had a great voice.
15:40Hopefully you get a flat, you get everything that you want and in 5 days.
15:44Let's see.
15:45So it's time to score Suhasini now.
15:47Okay?
15:48So for your singing, I give you a 10,
15:51but your writing are a minus 3.
15:54Okay?
15:55So I give you, my score to you is 7.
15:58Aaliyah ne dee hai 8.
16:00Yeah, I think you have a beautiful voice
16:01and you must continue singing
16:04and you must continue emitting all that sunshine.
16:06Aww.
16:07How does the hate come to the Caribbean?
16:08How does the hate come to the Caribbean?
16:10It's so unfair.
16:12It's too unfair.
16:13It's too good to see it.
16:13But no one will come to the comments.
16:17Okay, Shharwari ji.
16:19Shharwari ji has also given the 8.
16:20Solanki?
16:218.
16:226.
16:226?
16:23Hmm.
16:23Do you want to go?
16:262 ones are true.
16:30And Balra ji?
16:32So please don't ever lose that hope.
16:34I've given you 7.5.
16:35Please keep going.
16:367.5 by Shankar Maadevan.
16:41So that makes you average.
16:52I am not average.
16:54Of course not, of course not.
16:55You are below average.
16:56You are not.
16:58So that makes you average.
17:00Jokes apart.
17:01That makes you average.
17:02Seven.
17:05I am just flat.
17:06Yes.
17:07Nine.
17:08Nine.
17:08Oh no.
17:11I am positive.
17:12It's gonna be nice.
17:13No, but you are very very good.
17:14Thank you so much for coming out.
17:16Swasini ji.
17:17Can we have a louder round of applause for Swasini?
17:19Swasini, come on.
17:20Come on.
17:41Swasini ji.
17:44Thank you so much.
17:45Thank you so much, yaar.
17:46You are so sweet, yaar.
17:47Swasini ji.
17:48So make some nods for Sukrut Dio, poetry, shyry, and humor.
17:53Let's see.
17:53When you look at him, we are like this.
17:57Oop.
17:58Time goes there.
18:00When you look at him, we are like this.
18:04When you look at him, we are like this.
18:04We are like this.
18:05We have no other words.
18:05We are so sweet.
18:09Now we are like this.
18:10It's my age button coming.
18:20Swasini ji, I love you.
18:21I love you too.
18:22Love means love
18:24love me
18:36What a joke
18:43What a joke
18:52ah
18:53my dear
18:54I am
18:55my
18:55house
18:55I love
18:57my
18:57heart
18:58heart
18:58heart
18:59heart
18:59heart
19:00heart
19:00heart
19:01heart
19:05heart
19:06heart
19:12heart
19:25You deserve better.
19:27Time, time, time.
19:29You deserve...
19:31Continue not to do anything.
19:32Your time is over.
19:34Okay, okay.
19:34One second.
19:36What job did he say?
19:37He told me to tell you.
19:39What is the way to tell you?
19:40What is the way to tell you?
19:41To tell you.
19:45You're acting, right?
19:47Okay.
19:48That was too cute.
19:50That was very cute.
19:52If you think that I'm going to tell you,
19:53I'm going to tell you.
19:54If you're watching the show,
19:55I'm going to tell you.
20:00You both are so seasoned actors.
20:02Do you rate me if I'm acting?
20:05No, he's too good.
20:07We are just looking at each other.
20:08But that character...
20:09He's not breaking.
20:11He's not breaking.
20:11He's giving answers.
20:12It's actually incredible.
20:13He's not left the character.
20:15He's not left the character.
20:15He's not left the character.
20:15That's where he started.
20:17If we look at our score,
20:18I'm not going to drink.
20:22Where are you from?
20:23I'm from Maharashtra.
20:25I'm from Ambarnaar.
20:26I'm from Kalyan.
20:28Have you done a movie or a short film?
20:31I've worked on a movie.
20:31I've worked on a movie in Marathi.
20:33I've worked on a small role.
20:34I've worked on a small role.
20:34Oh, wow.
20:35And I'm doing a theater in Marathi.
20:38I've worked on a theater for eight years.
20:39Nice.
20:43He's saying so nice and nice things.
20:45And here he's written,
20:46I get horny.
20:48I watch porn.
20:50Masturvation.
20:51What's that?
20:51He has to write.
20:52He has to write.
20:52Last time I haven't written,
20:53I haven't written.
20:54I've written in Marathi.
21:04I'm sitting here and he's sitting here and he's sitting there and he's sitting there and he's sitting there.
21:08Thank you Mahara.
21:11He's saying I know you understands what thing I write.
21:16Hey, I respect all of you.
21:20It was fun.
21:20That's why I can't wait.
21:23Wow, yeah.
21:25Wow.
21:29I could not control my feelings for Samaya and Bhuvan.
21:33So, whatever, it is right.
21:36Because when that person is in trouble,
21:39who has entertained me,
21:41or who has laughed me,
21:43I really feel bad.
21:45I was also with Bhuvan brother.
21:46I was also with him.
21:48His parents were expired.
21:51So, my husband, I emailed him on Instagram,
21:54but there were other replies.
21:56But my job, I wanted to talk to him.
22:00What's the truth?
22:03And when Samaya Sir came late,
22:06it was very bad for me, in truth.
22:09So, that's why I cried.
22:12But I also felt happy about your comeback.
22:16Bhuvan brother,
22:17there was such a story,
22:19and there was a wedding.
22:21And when you came here,
22:22when you came here,
22:22I got two quarters.
22:24Cheers!
22:27Wow, man.
22:29That night, we drank two hours.
22:33You know what?
22:34Where is my phone?
22:35Where is my phone?
22:37Down?
22:37Down?
22:38It was your phone, right?
22:39That's right.
22:45That's right.
22:46That's right.
22:46That's right.
22:47That's right.
22:48I have a phone that I'm going to upgrade to AI+.
22:51Right now, it has only AI.
22:54I want to do a call of you and a friend of mine.
22:58Yeah, why not?
22:58That's right.
22:59Thank you very much.
23:00Thank you so much.
23:01Oh, brother.
23:02Love you, brother.
23:03Hello, Bhuvan brother.
23:05Hi.
23:06What's your face?
23:07What are you doing?
23:09I'm shooting Dandora 2.
23:20I'm shooting Dandora 2.
23:26I'm so happy that you're also coming up with Season 2.
23:29Season 2 is about what's coming up with.
23:31Season 2 is about what's coming up with.
23:34I love you so much, brother.
23:36Where are you now?
23:37Love you, brother.
23:38Bye-bye.
23:39Bye-bye.
23:40See you soon.
23:41Take care, brother.
23:43Alright.
23:45Time to...
23:45Oh, shit, shit, shit.
23:47Oh, shit, shit, shit.
23:48Sorry, sorry.
23:49I forgot the name.
23:51I forgot the name.
23:51I forgot the name.
23:53Oh, shit, shit, shit.
23:55Come on, man.
23:58Bhuvan, Bhuvan, Bhuvan.
23:59You forgot the main important thing
24:01that you called me.
24:02Will you come to Latent this season?
24:08102%.
24:09Let's go!
24:11I love you so much, brother.
24:13I'll keep your attention.
24:13I'll see you on Latent soon.
24:14Take care.
24:15No, no, but before...
24:16Of course, jokes apart.
24:17Here's a contestant.
24:18He's a very, very emotional fan of you.
24:20And he wanted to say something to you.
24:50Bhuvan, my love you.
24:53Yes, thank you very quickly.
24:56And sometimes I checked the DMV.
25:06Very big, very big.
25:08What's your diary?
25:09What's this?
25:11Before I came, I had an audition for a late-end.
25:17But unfortunately, it wasn't selected.
25:21Oh, wow.
25:22So, I wrote it.
25:24I'll perform it in two minutes.
25:26Yes, do it, brother.
25:27Sure.
25:29I'm a dancer.
25:30I don't have to touch my eyes.
25:33I don't have to live my life.
25:37I have to stay in my eyes.
25:39But I have to stay in my eyes.
25:42I have to stay in my eyes.
25:43I have to stay in my eyes.
25:47I have to stay in my eyes.
25:50Never heard of my eyes.
25:52Just hybrid in my eyes.
26:11l have to stay in my eyes.
26:12Asukrit Dev, what a guy.
26:13But all of your characters are good?
26:15No, nothing. I did a lot of characters.
26:18One or another character?
26:20Live audition.
26:21Next time select and then...
26:23Next time, you'll get a little bit more popular.
26:26Yeah, 100%.
26:28You're going to viral.
26:29Thank you so much, ma'am.
26:37But you know, Sharwari ji, she was an assistant director first.
26:41That's what I'm talking about.
26:44I was a baby.
26:47He said, he's not standing up.
26:50My name is Sharwari. I've been four years old.
26:55You've also seen your fair share of struggle, right?
26:59Yes.
27:00So, what advice do you have for this guy here?
27:03Honestly, I'm inspired you.
27:06Genuinely. I hope that you're alive.
27:08And I'm really inspired. What have you written?
27:11And actually, I'll work on you too.
27:15Why?
27:16It's very big, very big.
27:17What a matter.
27:18All right.
27:19It's time to score Sukrut Dev.
27:22Yes.
27:23So, I have given you a 10 on 10, my brother.
27:26Thank you, sir.
27:31Ten points.
27:32Ten points.
27:32Alia ji has also given you 10.
27:33Sharwari ji has 10.
27:34Ten.
27:35Ten.
27:36Solanki?
27:37Ten by ten.
27:39Do not do that.
27:40My average is not.
27:41What is your average?
27:43Your mind is 10 on 10.
27:45My heart is 10 on 10.
27:46My heart is 10 on 10.
27:47I made my mind.
27:48It's only how many people are going to do.
27:50Oh, so your average is 10 and I'm assuming you gave yourself a little bit.
27:57Come on.
27:58Hey, no!
28:01No, no!
28:02It'll be close to the theater.
28:04No, no.
28:06It's really good. Why did you give your art?
28:08You're so talented.
28:09This is the first time I did.
28:11How do you appreciate it?
28:13So, brother, if you don't mind, can we see the real Sukrut Dev?
28:17Yes.
28:18I'll tell you the last time, Sukrut.
28:20Okay, don't you see the character?
28:22If you say cut, then cut.
28:24Cut? That's the cinema.
28:27Oh.
28:28This is the cinema.
28:31Cut.
28:33Hi, this is Sukrut Dev.
28:45Wow!
28:45Brother, you were fantastic.
28:47Fantastic.
28:50What happened?
28:51What happened?
28:54Wow, man.
28:59Why are you crying?
29:00Just so that you can share your feelings with us.
29:04Why are you crying?
29:06Why are you crying?
29:21Why are you crying in the middle of the world?
29:22And I'm crying out.
29:36Why are you crying out?
29:38Why are you crying out for me?
29:41Why are you crying out for me?
29:43All right.ंश
29:47Thank you.
29:47If you all change our score and put 8888 for him.
29:51Just send UPI directly, no?
29:59You know what?
30:00As I will do something today differently from before.
30:05That I will give you an option to win one of the best phones in the world.
30:12AI plus phone, do you want to get it?
30:14Why?
30:15I want to get it.
30:16How big is your heart?
30:18How much do you want to get it?
30:19I want to get it.
30:21I love that.
30:26Can we have the hamper please, bhai?
30:29Let's go, bhai.
30:33And I feel that what you have got in India's got latent, everybody knows how the whole world is going
30:40to be seeing this.
30:41So I think the next time we see you, you're going to be a huge star.
30:44Maybe you won't get a photo with us but we can take a photo with us on the phone.
30:47You can take a photo with us on the phone.
30:49Yes, let's do that.
30:50Let's go.
30:51It's called brand integration.
30:53What a big deal.
30:55Come on.
30:56On your iPhone, take your phone.
30:59That's the iPhone, I'll open it.
31:01Let's take a selfie with us.
31:03Let's take a selfie.
31:06Three, two, one, smile.
31:12Make some noise for the next ad, Gajendra Puri.
31:19I'm from Rajasthan and I'm talking about women in Bombay and I'm telling you that there are many women in
31:26Mumbai and there are many women in Mumbai.
31:27They are all of the animal lovers.
31:31And I'm also telling them that I'm also an animal lover and there are 30 men in my house and
31:36they don't have to talk to me directly.
31:39There's some hypocrisy that I'm seeing in the society.
31:41I'm taking animal love.
31:42That everyone has an aesthetic value in the animal love.
31:46Everyone wants to take a dog and a dog, no one wants to take a dog.
31:50But you can see that dog is a much better dog.
31:53Because what are you looking for in the pet? Personality.
31:56The bass's personality is true.
31:57His personality is complete.
32:00The dog is not a personality.
32:01You can put a little bit of a dog.
32:04He's running back all day.
32:06Bass on the other hand.
32:07You can play the horn.
32:12That's not a big deal, bro.
32:14Bass stays in attitude.
32:23Bass stays in attitude.
32:24And then he's doing the best.
32:25Oh!
32:36Yeah!
32:37What a nanny!
32:38Thank you!
32:39Gajendrapoori, what a guy!
32:41Amazing, yeah!
32:43How are you, people?
32:44We will start the conversation, don't worry!
32:47That's not the right words.
32:49So you've been around Rajasthan.
32:51Yes.
32:51Where in Rajasthan?
32:53Bali.
32:54That's why it says I grew up in Bali, not that one.
32:59And here I learned about women's issues from watching Bali.
33:03Yeah.
33:04Can you elaborate?
33:05Did you see that show?
33:06Yes.
33:07Yes.
33:07Yes.
33:07Yes.
33:08I was watching a episode that was in my mind.
33:13In the episode he was a father of the house.
33:15He was thrown away from the house.
33:19Because Anandi was taken away from her.
33:21And Anandi was taken away from periods.
33:24So I saw that episode.
33:25I was a child and I was confused.
33:26I was taken away from Anandi's period, so he was taken away from PMS.
33:31He was taken away from the house.
33:36And here I was a salesman in a clothes shop at the age of 13.
33:40Yeah.
33:40I worked in my brother's shop actually.
33:42Bombay I came to the first time.
33:43I didn't have a job.
33:45But I wanted to like work in business.
33:47I wanted to make a little business.
33:48At 13 you started working?
33:49Yes.
33:49I'm going to kill my mind.
33:51It's clearly some influence.
33:55But you were good salesman?
33:57Yes.
33:58I worked in Diwali one month in sales.
34:00And I bought a lot of money.
34:02So I bought one ticket and I bought one ticket.
34:09Yes.
34:10Avatar protein bar.
34:11Although you don't need to sell it.
34:12It's amazing already.
34:13There are other flavors.
34:14But let's say you had to sell it.
34:15Who is selling it?
34:16Who is selling it?
34:17Sharewari.
34:18Sharewari.
34:19Sharewari.
34:19Do you access it?
34:21Yes.
34:22So what do you do for protein?
34:24What do you do for protein?
34:26I eat food which is protein rich food.
34:30Oh.
34:31So you have to eat a lot of food.
34:32Yes.
34:33You have to get 10 grams of protein.
34:35But.
34:36Don't buy it.
34:37Why?
34:38Don't buy it.
34:39Why?
34:39Because I am free.
34:41Why?
34:42How will your advantage be?
34:43No.
34:44My advantage is that if I talk about it.
34:46The brand will come.
34:48So I will cut it from the show.
34:49I will cut it from the show.
34:49Yes.
34:56So, what do you do for it?
34:58Yes.
34:58So that photo op will be made.
35:00And if I tell myself that I am with a brand.
35:03Then I will cut it with a brand.
35:05Then I will cut it with a brand.
35:06Then I will cut it with a star.
35:13But it's really good because you had to play some kind of Avatar there.
35:20Yes.
35:20You know what?
35:22I will take it and I will do a photo op because some people have watched my film.
35:30Yeah, yeah.
35:31I saw it in the theaters.
35:35And I was one of the two people there.
35:43Alright, thank you so much, Gajinder Bhai for coming.
35:45Thank you so much.
35:45Thank you for having me.
35:48Gajinder Bhai, Gajinder Bhai, take me one.
35:50Score, score, score.
35:51What happened?
35:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:53It's half of it if you leave it and leave it.
35:57So, Gajinder Bhai, I really liked you.
35:59I'm going to give you a nine.
36:049.5 by Alia Ji.
36:07Sharwari Ji has given it.
36:0910 on 10.
36:139 by Ashish Sulanki.
36:159.
36:169 by Dave Chappell.
36:22So, that makes your average 9.5.
36:26It's less written.
36:28It's less written.
36:29It's less written.
36:29Come on, come on.
36:30Come on, come on, come on.
36:32No, no, it's 8.
36:359.
36:36Oh no, Sharwari 10.
36:38Why did you give it to me?
36:39Okay, it's all the Sharwari's fault.
36:41Yeah, yeah.
36:42Please, you have protein.
36:47It's been sent back again.
36:51Sharwari, yeah.
36:52I've seen the wrong people.
36:55I've seen the wrong people.
36:57I've seen the wrong people now.
36:58I've seen the wrong people twice.
37:04All right, up next, we have Donald Trump from USA.
37:07All right, give it up for Donald Trump.
37:10Vubakamunund.
37:23All right, all right.
37:26Namaste, India.
37:28It's nice to meet you guys.
37:30I know you're Sami, Rhino.
37:33Rhyno, Rhino.
37:37Shurabi.
37:37What was that?
37:40What was that?
37:43Uh, Hashish Solanki, Solanki, yeah.
37:47Hashish.
37:47Hashish.
37:48Hashish.
37:48Hashish?
37:48He's not lanky at all.
37:49He's weak.
37:50And, uh, Bulraj Gay.
37:52Yeah, we are.
37:52Yeah.
37:56This guy's a disgusting name.
37:57Disgusting.
37:59We have CIA, he's CIA.
38:04I'm here in India to give out, my real reason to be here is to give out these free H1B
38:11visas.
38:11See you people.
38:14So if I like your questions, I'm going to give you a free H1B visa.
38:21And what else do you want from me?
38:24Oil.
38:27You want oil?
38:29Come to the island, my friend, there's a lot of oil.
38:44Is it time or what the hell?
38:46I'm done.
38:48Alright, that's all Trump.
38:52So, Dolan Trump, how did you, you already have a mic.
39:05He gave it to me, I don't know what to say.
39:08There's so much unemployment in this country, three people.
39:13You're always taking from the minorities.
39:17Well, who else to take it from?
39:21Can't take it from the rich guys, they're my friends, I don't know.
39:30So Trump, why are you, why are you starting so many wars and fucking the stock market and killing people?
39:39Firstly, if you don't know English, it's alright, don't be so scared.
39:52So scared, so scared, disgusting.
39:55But I didn't start the words, we were playing Counter-Strike with my friends.
40:00And the other team was Iran, I told them to bomb Iran, they fucking bombed Iran, what do I do?
40:17I'm just glad that you don't have that other guy, what's his, that asshole Ranbir Barbadia.
40:26He creeps me out, we banned him from the island.
40:29Not your Ranbir, he's a nice guy, he's classy.
40:38That creepy Barbadia or whatever, his name is disgusting.
40:42Disgusting.
40:43Ahem.
40:46Donantra, what brings you to India?
40:48I tell you, I'm going to give out these two H1 babies just for free.
40:52Because I know a lot of you are upset, a lot of you want to go to the US away.
40:56And I'm going to make that happen for you.
41:06Somebody give her a script on the director!
41:28Let's guess it, let's guess it.
41:30Oh, bleep, oh my god.
41:33Thank you cried, damn it.
41:34I'm done.
41:36So good.
41:38That's what she said.
41:41She also said put in.
41:52Oh my God.
41:55Oof.
41:59Dolan, Donald.
42:00No, it's all right. A lot of Indians call me Dolan. It's true.
42:04I like it. I like it.
42:07Sharwari, please speak to Mr. Trump.
42:10Hello.
42:12I didn't understand this.
42:14I speak in Hindi.
42:20Do you understand Hindi as well?
42:22Can you speak a little bit Hindi?
42:24Actually, let's converse in Hindi.
42:26How about that?
42:28A lot of Hindi songs.
42:30Okay, can you sing a Hindi song for us?
42:33Yes.
42:33All right, this one goes out to my gay friend, Bart Raj Gay.
42:39I've heard a lot of these Barat.
42:41Barat.
42:42Not Barak.
42:43He's a fake guy.
42:44Oh.
42:45Barat.
42:46The Baratis.
42:47Yeah.
42:48Yeah.
42:49They dance a lot in New York City and they have this favorite song.
42:52I'm gonna sing that for you, my friend.
42:54Not in any other way.
42:56No, no, no.
42:56I don't want it.
42:57Yeah.
42:57Good.
42:58He's a fake gentleman.
42:59Fake gentleman.
43:25Stop calling somebody like that.
43:29Okay, don't show.
43:30I don't like it when women get empowered.
43:37Disgusting.
43:39Disgusting.
43:40Why are you throwing your brand?
43:49Donald Trump.
43:51Who's your favorite world leader?
43:54Me.
43:56Why does there have to be anybody? Is this me? It's all about me?
44:00Thank you. I'm the best asshole you'll ever see.
44:03Anywhere.
44:08Can we have a stunt director in the house?
44:13My God.
44:15My God.
44:17He's too good.
44:21When he breaks the character down, he'll wait for auto.
44:24He'll wait for you.
44:27Hey, man. Let's go.
44:29Then he'll come.
44:30Wow, man.
44:31Yeah.
44:32You've written I'm a protein pagloo.
44:34And love alternate sources of protein like bhujiya, chola, bhatura, egg wala cake.
44:39Yeah.
44:40Okay, so as Donald Trump, can you explain this to us?
44:44Protein is important for muscle growth.
44:46Brother, Donald, Donald. Help a brother out.
44:50Oh, so you can have this protein wafer.
44:52It looks delicious. I can't wait to get my hands on it.
44:56And whatever it's called, it looks tasty.
44:59It's called Avatar.
45:00Avatar, like the blue guys, yeah.
45:04Avatar.
45:05Avatar.
45:05Why don't you try it? Should we make you try this?
45:08I don't know if you like it because it has no oil.
45:14As long as you're putting it in my mouth.
45:23Now we know who the real gay is.
45:31Is the camera on?
45:32Yeah.
45:33It's tasty.
45:35It's amazing, yeah.
45:38My only mission from here on is to make America straight again and make, uh...
45:46How funny is it that his US visa didn't like?
45:51Alright, I like this guy here. I'm still gonna give you a visa.
45:54Okay, two of you.
45:55Yeah, please.
45:56Yeah.
45:57Sameh Rhino.
45:59This one's for you.
46:01It's his H1B visa.
46:02Hydro boot to Bengaluru.
46:06One-way visa.
46:09For push-park travel non-AC bus.
46:14Oh my God.
46:15You're welcome.
46:17How long, uh, Trump, until this war continues?
46:20I thought he stopped at how long.
46:25Um...
46:26Hold on.
46:28I don't know, man.
46:30I have no idea.
46:31I just tell them, like I said, we were playing Counter-Strike and then they...
46:35Sorry, sorry. We've got another question.
46:37I'm just curious, and this has nothing to do with politics, of course.
46:40Alright.
46:41Uh, are you bald?
46:43How dare you say that?
46:45This is my real hair. I'm gonna show it to you.
46:48Check it out.
46:50This is my real hair, man.
47:00Do I get it back? Yeah.
47:01It's all real. Thank you.
47:03Beautiful. So beautiful.
47:05Suddenly we have Vin Diesel under this cap.
47:09Sorry, Jason's Tatum.
47:12Vin Ethanol.
47:15Thank you for cracking a joke.
47:19It's nice.
47:21Everybody gotta justify their salary, man.
47:24Alright.
47:30It's too good.
47:31It's too good.
47:32I'm gonna need somebody to have to put this back on.
47:34G.I.A.
47:37G.I.A.
47:39G.I.A.
47:40G.I.A.
47:41G.I.A.
47:46Thank you. Thank you.
47:47He's a gentleman. Oh my God.
47:49Yeah, he's good. Yeah, smells good.
47:50Thanks.
47:52Why are you touching me then?
47:56Alia, why are you not speaking to him?
47:59I'm just stumped again by how in character he is.
48:02I'm just enjoying it.
48:04Yeah, she's a little thing or two about in character.
48:09Not you. I like it. You're a good actress.
48:12Pati, Pati.
48:14Pati, Pati, Pati, Pati, Pati, Pati, Pati
48:19Pati, Pati, Pati, Pati, Pati, Pati, Pati, Pati, Pati, Pati.
48:19I didn't even say anything.
48:21He's got me a Mulan, right?
48:22I didn't even say anything.
48:24A Zola Talia for Donald Trump, man.
48:26What a f***ing guy.
48:27What a guy.
48:29I have no words for this guy.
48:32It's time to score Donald Trump.
48:35Malraj, brother.
48:36Brother it's a ten on...
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