00:00Welcome to beautiful Bear Mountain
00:04Home to the most wondrous creatures on Darts Green Earth
00:14My eyes! It burns!
00:16Ew!
00:18I just had my fur done
00:19Things have changed all around Bear Mountain
00:23What the frack?
00:25Why are wild animals allowed to roam our forests?
00:28What? New bears in the woods?
00:32Oh, come on!
00:34Our mission is to save the forest
00:36Most people deal drugs as a way to do good
00:39If I wanted to fight frackers who were destroying my forest
00:42Yee-hoo!
00:43Could I use drug money to do that?
00:45Of course!
00:47I could teach you everything
00:48Enough yapping. Let's start cooking
00:52It smells delicious!
00:57Okay, that's enough for now
00:58Nobody tells this badass bear how much to smoke!
01:01No!
01:02The bears have broken the most sacred law of the forest
01:06They killed a human!
01:15Gives new meaning to the word junk food
01:18It's gang gang! Turn it up, yo!
01:21Okay, I'm just gonna say it
01:22I've never been hornier
01:24We're adding some exciting new flavors
01:27A pumpkin spice meth
01:29You killed my brother, you bastard!
01:33Hold on, this is my good side
01:36Wolfpack, assemble!
01:38I suck at math, but the odds are we're fucked
01:41If I'm about to take a bath
01:43I guess it makes sense to get dirty first
01:46Do you want Big Pharma's polio vaccine?
01:53Or natural immunity?
01:56Natural immunity!
01:58Like bears!
01:58Like bears!
02:06Now people say, do bears shit in the woods?
02:10Well, they got it wrong
02:12Bears?
02:13Fuck shit up in the woods
02:17Yeah! Here We Go!
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