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My Love Touches the Divine - New Movie 2026 🔥🔥🔥FULL MOVIES ENGLISH SUB 2026
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00:12I'm sorry, Mother. I still cannot hold the Trident.
00:19Do not despair, my son. You know the ancient law.
00:23The Relic will not answer until you unite with your destined love.
00:27It is the only way to unlock your full power.
00:31You must journey to the mortal realm and find her.
00:35Hear me, Poseidon. Among all your siblings, you alone remain unchosen by the Trident.
00:40It shall be done, Mother. I will not fail you.
01:17If a little dirt and rags repel them, they certainly don't deserve to be my destined mate.
01:25If a little dirt and rags repel them, they certainly don't deserve to be my destined mate.
01:31Jennifer, you're nothing but a blood-sucking leet.
01:34You ever pull a stunt like that again, I'll throw your ass straight back into that rat-infested teller.
01:41But, Father, I can't marry Paul. The guy is knocking on Seventy's door. He can't even stomach a boat ride
01:47anymore.
01:47I can earn that hundred gold pieces myself. Just cut me some slack.
01:51You don't get to call the shots here. You should be kissing Mr. Paul's feet for even looking at you.
01:57Your only job is keeping him happy. Don't make him regret dropping a hundred gold balls on you.
02:03Ah, Jen, Daddy picked out a fiancé for me, too. We're in the same boat.
02:08I'm sure Mr. Paul will treat you like royalty, just like my Ryan treats you.
02:11Are you kidding me? You're marrying a young, gorgeous guy and being pawned off to a 70-year-old geez
02:15with one foot in the grave
02:16and as his side piece, not his wife! It's not the same, Michelle!
02:21Shut your damn mouth, you ungrateful bitch!
02:23I've already pocketed Paul's gold. He's throwing in two ships once you're delivered.
02:27Like it or not, you are warming his bed tonight.
02:31If you actually force me into this, I swear to God I'll run off and become a nun.
02:36I'll pray every single day for the Almighty to punish you. You will rot in hell!
02:42Fine, Jennifer!
02:44You want to play hardball? I'll give you one last choice.
02:48If you're too good for Mr. Paul, then you can marry this stinking beggar right here, right now!
03:07Fine! Bring it on! I'll marry the beggar today!
03:14Hey, you pathetic piece of trash.
03:16Let's be real. You were destined to die alone in a gutter.
03:19But today's your lucky day. You won't say no to a free wife, right?
03:33Wait, she didn't even flinch at the sight of me? Looks like this mortal is built different.
03:39Yeah.
03:43I'd be absolutely honored to take her as my wife.
03:58Holy crap! I can't believe Mason actually pawned his own daughter off to that bottom-feeling tram.
04:02Jesus, look at the guy. He couldn't rub two pennies together if his life depended on it.
04:05Jennifer's in for a world of hurt.
04:10Father never gave a damn about me.
04:12He's a cold-blooded snake who only cares out about my price tag.
04:17I'd rather tie the knot with a street rat than be auctioned off like meat.
04:21I am so done with this toxic hellhole.
04:26Hear what they're whispering, Jennifer?
04:28If my beggar routine gross you out, you can still walk away.
04:34No way.
04:35You might think I'm crazy, but to me, you're a literal godsend.
04:43Let's get out of here, honey.
04:44I mean my dear husband.
04:56I'm sorry, Jennifer.
04:58What you see is what you get.
04:59No cozy honeymoon suite tonight.
05:01Just this beat-up, drafty old fishing boat.
05:03Hey, cut that out.
05:04We're hitched now, and I'm not looking down on you.
05:06For better or worse, we're in this ride together.
05:08Yes, sir.
05:41Oh my god, what the hell just happened?
05:43And where did this insane crystal palaces come from?
05:54Don't sweat the details right now.
06:01Jennifer, my sweet, it's still our wedding night.
06:05Are you ready to give yourself to me?
06:10Absolutely.
06:11Like I said, we're husband and wife now.
06:19Trust me, I'm gonna make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:45I'm gonna make you the happiest woman on the planet.
06:54Lord Poseidon, sorry to crash the party but Zeus is stuck in the Divine Labyrinth.
06:58The All-Mother needs you for a rescue op stack.
07:10Sweetheart, an emergency just came up and I've gotta go.
07:12Don't panic, I'll be back in your arms in nine days tops.
07:33Mother, what the hell happened?
07:34Why do I feel like I just woke up from a century-long fever dream?
07:41Poseidon, you're finally awake.
07:44Remember that ancient curse you tripped bailing Zeus out?
07:47That's what knocked you out cold.
08:05Merciful seas, the trident actually accepted you?
08:09Don't tell me you've finally tracked down the mortal whose head over heels for you.
08:23Spill it!
08:24Who is she?
08:26Just a regular mortal girl.
08:29But to me, she's everything.
08:32We're already married, Mother.
08:34If it weren't for that damn curse, I'd have paraded her up to Olympias ages ago.
08:39Praise the oceans!
08:41Listen to me, kiddo.
08:42Go fetch her right this second.
08:45I am literally dying to meet this girl.
08:49Say less, Mother.
08:50Consider it done.
08:52Hold on, Poseidon.
08:53There's a catch.
08:54You've been in that coma for nine whole years.
08:59Which means...
09:00That poor girl has been waiting for you for nine solid years!
09:05Are you kidding?
09:06I ghosted Jennifer for nine fucking years?
09:08No, this is beyond messed up.
09:10I need to get down there right now.
09:26Ugh, too basic.
09:27Go raid the Divine Vault for the golden apples.
09:30I need to absolutely blow this girl's mind.
09:34Actually, scratch that.
09:35I'm crashing the mortal realm to roll out the red carpet myself.
09:54It's been nine goddamn years.
09:57How much longer is it going to take for him to show his face again?
10:00Jennifer!
10:01Why the hell is my chamber pot from yesterday still sitting there?
10:08I'm literally scrubbing the clothes you and father just dumped on me.
10:11I'll get to it!
10:12You brainless cow!
10:14The goddamn stench ruined my dresses!
10:16I let you and your two little bastards crash here.
10:18I feed you, and you can't even handle one basic chore?
10:21Hey, back the hell off.
10:23This is my house, too.
10:27You have no right to run your mouth at me.
10:29Those brats of yours are just like you.
10:31Ungrateful, blood-sucking parasites.
10:34Mom!
10:36You know damn well the kids and I bust our asses.
10:39Look around.
10:40We're the only ones keeping this damn house from falling apart.
10:46That's because doing the grunt work is exactly what you filthy roaches were born to do.
10:52Back off!
10:52Mom, don't you dare touch our mother!
10:59You filthy little street rat bastards!
11:01That's what you've got for running your mouths at Lady Jessica!
11:04You freaks should have been chucked in the ocean at birth.
11:07Strip them, douse them in ice water, and lock them in the stables.
11:10Sneak them a single crumb, and they'll be hell to pay.
11:14Chill, Mom.
11:16Don't forget Ryan's chauffeuring us to the Temple of Poseidus.
11:19Just make these useless peasants haul the offerings.
11:22Shake a leg and get in the damn carriage.
11:24We can't keep my big shot son-in-law waiting.
11:45This is seriously creeping me out.
11:47Why does this temple feel so warm and familiar?
11:56Wait, that era.
11:58The bloodline of the sea god?
12:00How the hell did it end up here?
12:07Oh, almighty lord of the sea, we offer these tributes with the purest intentions.
12:13Bless our merchant fleets and bring us great fortune.
12:17Stop standing around like idiots!
12:19Your only job right now is to pray to the sea god to protect Ryan's fleet!
12:24Honestly, letting gutter trash like you even breathe in the direction of the sea god is a massive privilege.
12:30Keep dragging your feet, and I'll assume you're itching for the stables.
12:34Maybe if I pray to the statue, it'll actually bring my husband back safely.
12:41No, stop!
12:43We cannot bear the worship of the heirs of the sea god!
12:48Oh, great sea god, please just let my husband come home soon.
12:52Oh, great sea god, please just let our dad come home safely.
13:21What the actual hell just happened?
13:24Why did the statues just nuke themselves?
13:30Somebody seriously pissed off the sea god!
13:33His rage just blew those statues to smithogreens!
13:43If the sea god is throwing a tantrum, anyone who makes a dime off the ocean is screwed!
13:49God damn it!
13:51Who has the absolute stones to piss off the sea god?
13:54If the ocean slaps a curse on us, our entire cash flow goes down the toilet!
13:59Listen up, people!
14:00It has to be them!
14:01Their filthy bastard bloodline completely rash the temple's vibe!
14:05So it was you, three little rats!
14:07Growl for forgiveness right this minute, or I swear to god your lives are gonna be a waking nightmare!
14:15Son of a bitch!
14:17Son of a bitch!
14:17How dare they treat the heirs to the sea like garbage!
14:19We're stuck in phantom mode and can't do shit!
14:22Keto, ping Lord Poseidon right now!
14:25No!
14:26My kids' blood isn't filthy!
14:28We literally haven't done a single thing wrong, so why the hell would the sea god be pissed
14:32at us?
14:33This is absolute bullshit!
14:34Shut your mouth, peasant!
14:36Grab them!
14:36Burn them at the stake!
14:38The only way to calm the sea god's rage is absolute agony!
14:52No!
14:53Stop!
15:02Holy crap, it's Lord Poseidon!
15:08Stand down!
15:19Hold up, did anyone else just hear that?
15:23Damn it, we're too far!
15:25Poseidon can't manifest here!
15:26Just hang on a little longer!
15:28My lady, little ones, you gotta believe me!
15:30He's coming!
15:32Burning the mane enough for the sea god.
15:35He's sending us a sign.
15:38Father, word is the sea god skins traitors alive, packs their raw flesh with boiling
15:43sand and crushed shells, turning them into gravel to walk on for eternity.
15:47Father, my kids and I are innocent.
15:50The real sinners are these sick freaks putting their hands on children!
15:54Oh, so the sea god's pissed at us?
15:55His biggest believers?
15:57Bullshit!
15:58I dump cash and prayers on his altar every year, while you, you filthy peasant, ain't cocked
16:02up shit!
16:02Zip it, Jennifer!
16:04You're a completely lost Oz!
16:08Mom!
16:09Mom!
16:10Mom!
16:14Look, Jen, I didn't want to get my hands dirty, but you brought the sea god's haul down
16:18on us.
16:19Skinning you alive is the only way we're buying our ticket out of this.
16:25Back off, you ugly witch!
16:27Don't you dare lay a finger on our mom!
16:36You little maggots!
16:38This is what happens when you piss off the sea god!
16:42You're not dragging our whole family to hell with you!
16:52You dirty little bastards!
16:55Don't think for a second you're dragging us down with you!
17:00No!
17:01Michelle, let go of my kids!
17:04It's my skin!
17:05I'll take the hint!
17:06Just don't touch them!
17:10Jennifer!
17:11This is your goddamn fault!
17:13If you hadn't hitched your wagon to that filthy street rat and pout these bastards,
17:17we wouldn't be in this mess!
17:19No, put this all on me!
17:21Chris and Sophia are good kids!
17:24They're your own flesh and blood!
17:26For God's sake, you can't do this!
17:28Get the hell off me!
17:30I don't have any filthy grandchildren!
17:31What the hell are you brain-dead idiots waiting for?
17:34Skin them alive already!
17:41These mortals!
17:43No!
17:44These monsters!
17:45How dare they stoop this low!
17:50Screw it!
17:52I'm taking my true form to save the heirs!
18:00Thomas, stop!
18:01You know the rules.
18:03If you manifest in the mortal realm, you break the law of fate.
18:06You'll be wiped from existence.
18:13No!
18:13Get your filthy hands off my kids!
18:24Do it like this!
18:26Put your backs into it!
18:27If you let these little rats slip because you grew a conscience,
18:31I'll sell your asses to the galleys!
18:38I can't stomach this anymore!
18:40Even if it vaporizes my soul, I am saving those heirs!
18:48Wait, Samus!
18:50I feel the power of the sea god!
19:09Back the hell off!
19:12Back the hell off!
19:12No!
19:20Look!
19:21It's Lord Poseidon's!
19:23The boss is actually back!
19:27Jennifer, sweetheart, I'm here.
19:30I am so sorry I let you go through this hell.
19:33It's really you?
19:34Thank God he actually brought you back to me!
19:38Look!
19:38This is Chris and Sophia!
19:41Our kids!
19:43Dad!
19:44We totally knew it was you!
19:46You actually came back!
19:48What in the hell just happened?
19:51Jesus!
19:51How'd I end up eating dirt?
19:54Father, forget that look over there!
19:56That filthy beggar is back!
19:58Talk!
20:00Right now!
20:01Who did this?
20:03Which one of you sick freaks had the balls to touch Jennifer and my kids?
20:07You don't get to question us!
20:09Jennifer and your two little roaches pissed off the sea god!
20:12They brought this shitstorm on us!
20:14As their father, you should be paying for their sins with your life!
20:18Almighty sea god, please forgive us!
20:20These four impure wretches aren't part of our family!
20:23Don't lump us in with their sins!
20:25I'll skin them and burn them alive right now to appease your rage!
20:35You absolute clowns!
20:37You keep running your mouths about my family pissing off the sea god
20:41without realizing I am the sea god!
20:50Ah!
20:52Ah!
20:56Oh!
20:56Oh...
20:58Oh, the Sidon!
21:00Holy crap! He really is the sea god!
21:03Oh, great sea god!
21:04Please forgive us!
21:05Mason and his screwed up family pulled the strings were innocent!
21:09Don't buy his bullshit!
21:10Open your eyes!
21:11It's just a cheap, dark magic trick!
21:14If the real sea god was here we'd all be dead meat!
21:17He actually has the balls to impersonate the sea god if the real god finds out we worship the damn
21:23warlock
21:23We're cooked. We got to skin this freak and his family alive before anyone finds out
21:29Arrogant brain-death mortals you tortured my wife and kids so now I'm thing Terrive
21:36I'm bringing down the oceans wrath. I'll give you a front-row seat to exactly who you're messing with
21:49No freakin way is this filthy beggar actually the sea god
22:01Look at that. I totally called it this filthy street rat is a complete fraud
22:16What the hell is happening to my hand
22:19oh
22:34Wait, why did the sea god statue just blow to pieces you brain-dead idiots the real sea god is
22:41pissed because this
22:42Peasant is playing dress up with his name help me pin this bastard down and finish him
22:48Step on it. If we don't string them up right now the sea god is gonna wipe us off the
22:53map. The ocean will swallow us whole
22:55freeze
22:57Look he's running on fumes. Now's our window to take this warwick out
23:02The hell is going on?
23:05Enough
23:06I'll let it slide you got played earlier
23:08But from this second on if you touch my wife and kids I'll rain literal hellfire on you you gullible
23:15morons
23:16Everyone knows Jennifer hitched a beggar nine years ago
23:20Like the sea dotted would move light as a tramp like he'd knock up a slut like Jennifer and just
23:26poop into thin air
23:27I bet my bottom dollar this rat spent the last nine years grinding dark magic
23:35Damn straight a true god is untouchable
23:39You hack this warlock to pieces and I'll toss you ten gold coins right here
23:47right now
24:01I'm freaking believable the guys literally made of steel
24:10Almighty sea god, please forgive your cluteless blind believers you unrepentant mortals
24:18You actually tried to weaponize my own followers against me
24:22You vicious brain dead clowns time to face the music
24:32Holy crap he really is the sea god. We are dead meat
24:40What just happened why am I running on empty no the coma I burned through all my divine mocha fighting
24:46off that damn curse for nine years
24:51This damn sorcerer is gaslighting us with illusion
24:54We need to get the high priest down here to wreck him
24:57You absolute idiots. Do you seriously think this washed up bum is the sea god?
25:03He's just a wicked warlock if he was actually Poseidon. He wouldn't be this pathetic
25:09It's an ancient curse. I tank my powers fighting it off. That's why I'm weakened
25:14You brain-dead sheep only morons swallow a lie that pathetic
25:19Anyone who sides with this warlock has catch hell when the real god finds out
25:31Shut the hell up who's got the nerve to impersonate the sea god under my roof
25:43A little birdie told me some crack pop in here is parading around calling himself the sea god
25:50Your holiness, it's this wicked warlock. He's using dark magic to fake being the sea god and scam our tributes
25:55Hi priest. You're the only hotline to the sea god. If he was really coming down. He'd have given you
26:01a heads up
26:08I
26:08Haven't heard a damn thing thing about the sea god coming down. You're just some two-bit sorcerer using cheap
26:14magic to play god
26:17The high priest is his top servant this guy really is just a fraud putting on a cheap magic act
26:25Make him pay
26:28Thank god for the high priest we almost bought the scam
26:33The sea god would have been pissed and we'd be dead meat
26:40What a joke. I don't have some mortal messenger down here. He's full of shit
26:45You arrogant little speck
26:47Did you really think you could hijack my name without facing my wrath you son of a bitch?
26:52How dare you slander me i'm tossing your ass in the dungeon and executing you myself
27:19Holy crap, what's happening the high priest just got zapped by lightning
27:23Is that guy actually the sea god?
27:29Bullshit
27:31Impossible yeah, that was the sea god's wrath warning me
27:35Because you spinless cowards are dragging your feet letting this goddamn warlock run free in his temple
27:43Oh
27:44It was his wrath all right, but who do you think called it down?
27:48Listen up
27:49Defy the sea god and you'll get worse than lightning
27:54He'll unleash a tidal wave and wash every last traitor straight to hell
28:09Ignorant sheep
28:25No freaking way
28:34No freaking way
28:38Even running on a fraction of my power you bottom feeders couldn't lay a finger on my family
28:46Guys listen there is zero chance he's the sea god since when does a god fall for a random munal
28:51it's a joke
28:52He's a cheap warlock hold the line. Did you idiots forget his orders want to get swallowed by a tidal
28:58wave?
28:59We're dead meat if you back down
29:02But his voodoo is too strong. We can't even dent this freakish water wall
29:08Bullshit every trick has a loophole hurl every sharp object we've got something's bound to bust this cheap ass force
29:15mailed
29:22You just whipped up a freaking magical shield out of thin air
29:27Are you actually the sea god?
29:30You bet he is sweetie. Your dad would never lie to you
29:36All right if standard weapons can't cut through this voodoo it's time to bring out the big gun
29:43Watch and weep warlock
29:46I don't care how strong your mojo is it ain't surviving the sea god's anchor
29:56Try to shield Jennifer
30:23Are you kidding me how did the sea god's anchor snap like a twig who the hell are you?
30:30I
30:31Warned you you absolute fools open your damn eyes
30:34This is the trident the ultimate symbol of the ocean and I am its master
30:40poseidon the sea god
30:42The sea god he actually is the sea god sweet jesus what the hell have I done?
30:50You've hijacked my name to scam my believers for years just to line your own pockets
30:56That is an unforgivable sin
31:05No almighty sea god mercy william brainmashed us we never wanted to hurt your family
31:12Lord side and please spare us
31:15Jennifer these monsters put you and the kids through absolute hell
31:19It's your call
31:21How do you want me to finish them?
31:23No
31:24Jennifer my precious daughter don't do this you know me I would never truly hurt you
31:28Okay, I screwed up I admit it, but I see the light now we share the same blood we're family
31:34Please jennifer don't let him wipe us off the map over a grudge think of the kids
31:42Exactly jennifer my sweet sister
31:44We share the same blood. I swear to god. I'll never pull this shit again
31:49Please cut us a break
31:55Honey, I'm not a monster like them. They still share blood with our kids
32:00I won't plant that toxic seed of hatred in Chris and Sophia's heads
32:04Let's just walk away. I just want a peaceful life
32:21Oh
32:29Well, look at you gorgeous
32:33You must be my boy poseidon's wife
32:36absolutely stunning
32:49Mother oh my goodness and who are these two adorable little monkeys
32:56Mother these are the kids jennifer gave me pretty cute, right?
33:01grandma grandma
33:04Oh
33:05Are you kidding me nobody told me I hit the absolute jackpot?
33:12I packed way too light but don't worry darlings grandma's gonna spoil you rotten once we get home
33:23What the actual hell
33:26I've never seen this much gold
33:30One single gem off those chests could buy out our entire fleet
33:39Come along my precious grandbabies let grandma show you how we do real gifts
34:05Take a look kiddos a little welcome gift from grandma
34:10What do you think?
34:11We'd love anything you give us grandma, but there's literally nothing here
34:45Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
34:46It's my heart to see you love it
34:47Thanks a million grandma
34:50Jennifer my dear slap on this pearl necklace and you'll literally never age this bracelet makes you bulletproof to disease
34:57And this ring calls down lightning on demand just a little welcome to the family starter pack
35:02No way mother these are priceless I can't accept them
35:08Oh my god I am so so sorry I swear it slipped
35:12Jessica used to beat me black and blue just for breaking a cheap bowl
35:15Now I've shattered something priceless from the sea god's mother she's gonna skin me alive
35:20Hey deep breaths jennifer relax
35:23Remember mother gave those to you they're yours now
35:27You can smash every last one of them if it makes you happy
35:33Oh sweetheart no this is 100% on me
35:37I totally forgot that necklace is so packed with magic it shatters on impact
35:41I can't believe I almost gave you a heart attack bad grandma
35:44Jennifer honey stop walking on eggshells chuck this bling at the wall for fun
35:48Break it all bring fresh batches until you realize you're one of us
35:53Thank you mother
35:55Hold on poseidon where's your gift?
35:57This poor girl went through nine years of hell because you face planted into a coma
36:00Treat her like royalty or I'll personally kick your ass to the curb
36:04Mother chill
36:05I already hooked jennifer up with a massive gift back at my palace
36:09I just didn't bring it because I was rushing to save her
36:13I'll grab it the second we can't breath her babe
36:18Hold the phone I brought a little something for my new sister-in-law too
36:27Look I'm really sorry jennifer this whole disaster is basically my fault
36:31You and the kids got dragged through the mud because of me
36:34Consider this a my bad care package a massive dose of raw divine power
36:38Zeus you absolute meathead did you completely forget
36:41Jennifer is still 100% human her mortal body can't tank raw divine power yet
36:46Ah crap my bad jennifer
36:49I totally dropped the ball on that one brain frat hand it over
36:55I'll just convert your raw power into a mountain of jewelry for jennifer to make up for your screw up
37:01Jennifer our wedding down here was pretty bare spoon and my family missed it
37:04Let's do a massive blowout invite the whole pantheon to shower you and the kids with blessings
37:09Sorry honey, can we skip the blowout?
37:11Chris, Sophia and I are literally nobodies we'd stick out like sarathees partying with actual gods
37:17I'm just really freaked out are they gonna act like aunt michelle and beat us up for being trash?
37:23We don't need them just you and dad is enough
37:29My poor sweet babies you've been through the wrencher
37:32Listen to grandma okay that nightmare is over none of my kids are toxic snobs like that
37:37They'll treat you like absolute royalty damn right. I guarantee they'll welcome you with open arms
37:41And if you're still spooked, I swear on my life as long as I'm breathing nobody lays a finger on
37:47you
37:47Okay, Besteiden, I trust you
37:59The wedding dress is the main event and these mortal rags are tragically basic
38:05Even top-tier royal outfits aren't good enough for our jennifer
38:14Grandma I brought the wardrobe
38:23Jennifer go nuts
38:25Pick out absolutely anything you want up here
38:29We use magic power like cash and zeus's apology fund is basically a bottomless black card
38:36Unreal
38:39It's so insanely soft
38:42I've been stuck in patched up potato sacks my whole life
38:46I'm actually allowed to wear this
38:51Obviously
38:52But zeus specifically ordered that your actual wedding outfits be custom made by yours truly
39:02Hey, jennifer look at me
39:04By the almighty ocean
39:06My beautiful wife. How did you get so breathtakingly gorgeous?
39:10Mom, you look insanely pretty
39:11I had zero clue you were this stunning jennifer and your kids are adorable
39:15Look, I whipped up 200 everyday outfits on the fly. Just rock these around the palace. This is just
39:20Thank you so so much. We absolutely love it
39:25Don't mention it, but hey grandma
39:28Jennifer and the kids are practically skin and bones. We need to put some meat on them
39:32Hestia has actually been cooking up a storm
39:34Pretty sure she's en route with a massive feast just for jennifer and the kids
39:38She even called dibs on catering the wedding
39:40You guys seriously don't have to go all out for me like this. This is way too much
39:44Jennifer you've raised two kids solo while getting stomped on by monsters listen to me
39:49You need to seriously carb load damn right your health is the only thing I care about don't fight us
39:54Just be a good girl and eat up
40:02Hey there jennifer come on over dig in and let me know what hits the spot
40:15Awesome, I didn't even know food could taste this freaking good
40:24Come on jennifer let your husband pamper you for a second say ah
40:44Hope you like the setup babe mother went totally overboard if you hate any of it
40:49Just say the word i'll tear it down and start from scratch. No sweat. Oh, don't even worry about it,
40:53honey. I'm obsessed with it
40:57Jennifer
40:59Mother's got chris and sophia for the night, so we've got the place to ourselves. What do you say we
41:04go for baby number three?
41:06Oh, honey, no
41:09Three kids i'd lose my mind trying to handle all of them
41:12Babe you're married to the sea god even if we're swamped my mom and siblings are right next door our
41:18kids will never be alone
41:21Plus my niece is literally the goddess of childbirth i'd put her on speed dial you wouldn't feel a thing
41:27All right, all right, you're the boss
41:48God jennifer you're just as breathtaking as the day we married
42:02Grandma where's mom she's the vip today why is she mia hold on a minute kiddo
42:10Let's go track down your dad and figure this out
42:15Hey, pasteiden why the hold up with jennifer did we hit a snag?
42:21Well, jennifer and I didn't get any sleep until the sun came up. She's dead to the world
42:25So I figured i'd let her rest. I just slipped out
42:28Freaking believable the wedding is literally about to start. Could you really not keep it in your pants for one
42:33night?
42:33All right, mother chill. I'm gonna get her right now
42:44Holy crap poseidon actually let me sleep in it's our damn wedding day. I'm gonna be so late. I gotta
42:50sprint
42:57Mother playing favorites as always
43:01Giving a punk like Poseidon a palace this sick
43:16I'm real
43:18What's an absolute dime like you doing hiding out in a place like this?
43:23Hey gorgeous
43:24Hades god of the underworld ditch this snooze fest and come be my queen. Yeah hard pass
43:30Not interested
43:37Cute but that's not really your call to make sweetheart
43:47Back off
43:59Hades what the hell do you think you're doing?
44:05Well color me shocked
44:08Who'd have guessed a stunner like this was hitched to a meathead like you you?
44:17Hades if we didn't share a mother i'd gut you where you stand
44:25What the hell is going on here
44:30Hades how did I race such a scumbag apologize to jennifer
44:35Right now
44:36My bad jennifer didn't know who you were take half my divine power as a peace offering
44:41It'll make you completely immortal
44:43Just let it slide mother the wedding's starting. Let's not waste another second on this creep
44:56I
44:57In the name of the sea god i swear jennifer is my one and only wife
45:01from this day forward she shares the full power of the ocean with me
45:05I swear on my life to be completely faithful to beside him until my last breath
45:21Mom and dad are going to live happily ever after with us
45:40Grandma mom only wakes up on time when we're around we want to have a sleepover with mom
45:49All right my sweet little angels let it go your dad's got your mom on lockdown tonight
46:02Honey thank you for giving me such a warm happy home this place is everything i've ever dreamed of
46:12If you know love it here we'll just put down roots
46:16Honestly the only things worth a damn back at my palace or your gifts anyway
46:20I'll swing by and haul them over tomorrow
46:34I
46:35Won't break my promise this time i swear
46:37Three days tops
46:40And this little toy boat if you run into trouble just crush it and i'll be there in a heartbeat
46:55And this barrier unless you say so it'll bounce every single person trying to get in
47:03Stay safe out there honey
47:07Dad hurry back so we can play
47:24This is it look at this place
47:27Hades better not be playing us
47:29Hades better not be playing us he swore if we pull this off he'd bring our family's empire back from
47:33the dead
47:36Hell no he wouldn't
47:38He's the god of the underworld
47:40The sea god basically nuked our family lord hades is our only lifeline
47:53Over here
47:55Bet you can't catch us
47:56Chris sophia slow down you're gonna eat dirt
48:00We don't care if we get hurt when dad gets back he can patch us up in seconds
48:08Yuho Jennifer come look who's here
48:12Why the hell is the door locked
48:15We're your flesh and blood
48:17Don't tell me you got amnesia already
48:20Nice try but that ain't happening
48:26Son of a bitch
48:28Hades called it the sea god rigged this place with a force field our only play is to guilt track
48:34jennifer into opening the damn door
48:36Jennifer i know you're listening
48:38Are you brain dead?
48:41We put a roof over your head when you had nothing
48:45Now we're homeless you owe us
48:55Cut the crap you made my life a living hell back then don't act like you did me a favor
49:01Jennifer i'm your own flesh and blood
49:04Are you just gonna watch me get hunted down every day?
49:09Your husband is the freaking sea god a few table graphs could save our family
49:14Yeah, jennifer just bail us out this once consider it rent for housing you
49:21We swear we'll never bother you again
49:25Get a grip jennifer stop giving them handouts
49:30But if a little cash gets rid of these leeches for good maybe it's worth it
49:39You better keep your word take the money and don't ever show your faces around here again
49:49Are you really that dense jennifer i've literally never played it straight with you
50:06Jennifer those goddamn merchants are psychos they robbed us blind took your gold and now they want us dead
50:13Please open the damn door jennifer they only went psycho because you're the sea god's wife
50:19This is 100% on you you can't leave us out here to get butchered
50:27I'm dead serious jennifer the merchant and his goons are right on our ass
50:32If you don't let us in you're signing our death warrants jennifer you really gonna watch your father get slaughtered
50:37make your mother a widow
50:38If word gets out she raised a heartless monster society will destroy her
51:04How'd you score a pad like this anyway get off your ass and hand this house over to us we
51:10gave you a place to crash now
51:11You owe us a house
51:13Do i seriously have to cry for poseidon to bail me out again?
51:18No i can't keep dragging him into my messes
51:28Unreal look at this motherlod father could hustle his whole life and never see this kind of cash
51:35Trash like jennifer doesn't deserve this we do
51:42Check out this palace the bling is nice, but the real estate is the real jackpot. We got to get
51:47our names on that deed
51:48You brain dead idiots. Did you forget hades orders move your asses chuck that bitch jennifer out onto the street
51:58Right lord hades promised us a mountain of cash if we pull this off what the heck do you think
52:02you're doing when dad finds out?
52:04He's gonna wipe the floor with you
52:06Yeah
52:07You stupid jerks if you touch mom dad is gonna destroy you
52:13Give me a break how's the sea god gonna react when he finds out his precious wife banged his own
52:18brother he'll either boot her or drown her ass
52:25No, father why are you doing this to me
52:39Yes
52:44Not bad at all like we agree i'm gonna reward you freaks very handsome
52:51You're the best lord hades thank you
52:56Get your hands off her
53:05Get your hands off her
53:21I gave you your chance
53:23Hades
53:29Jennifer you were in real danger why didn't you call me
53:34Honey i'm so sorry i just didn't want to dump another mess on your plate i'm just a useless mortal
53:39i can't keep dragging you down
53:43Look at me babe we're married
53:46Nothing in this universe matters more than you
53:49I already missed nine years
53:55Come hell or high water you're never facing anything alone again
54:02I get it honey i promise
54:12And as for these psychos
54:15They've crossed the line too many times
54:18Even if you want to give them a pass i'm gonna slaughter every last one of them
54:29Oh
54:30Almighty sea god please you've got it all wrong we only broke in because we caught jennifer that absolute slut
54:36hooking up with another guy
54:39We were protecting your honor
54:40Exactly if we hadn't showed up she'd be all over some other dude honestly you should be thanking us you're
54:48all sick in the head
54:49I'm gonna wipe you off the face of the earth
54:58Oh
55:31Poseidon, you gullible idiot.
55:34I pushed your buttons and you practically hand-delivered your own divine weapon to me.
55:38Did you skip Godhub 101?
55:40If a bonded weapon gets corrupted by a god on my level, the backlash tears the owner apart.
55:49Look, brother.
55:50I don't want to end you.
55:53Just hand over your sweet little wife and I'll let you walk.
56:00Come on, Jennifer.
56:02Doesn't it tear you apart watching him squirm like a bug?
56:07Poseidon, please, get up!
56:09Jennifer, get over here.
56:10Give yourself to me and I'll pull the plug on his torture.
56:15Don't listen to him, Jennifer.
56:19Get over here, Jennifer!
56:20Or I swear, I'm going to erase Poseidon from existence right now!
56:27Don't!
56:28Jennifer, listen to me!
56:30If you don't want to watch his brain melt into pudding, get over here!
56:34Right now!
56:35Please, just stop hurting Poseidon!
56:42I'll do it!
56:44I agree to whatever you want.
56:48Poseidon, please take good care of our kids and my mother.
57:08You lay a finger on my woman, Hades, and I will show you exactly what a blood debt looks like.
57:16You are
57:17You
57:18You
57:18You
57:18You
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