00:00Dad, can I see the phone? I need to call Amy.
00:01What do you need to call her for?
00:03I cheated on her.
00:04What?
00:04Yep, I slept with Chad.
00:05Derek, you had a sleepover with Chad. That's not the same thing.
00:08I know, but I took my shirt off and he saw my nipples, so pretty much...
00:10Derek, that doesn't mean you cheated. You were changing.
00:12No, no, no. I'm a whore and Amy needs to know.
00:14You were just changing. Who cares about...
00:16Remember that song that's like,
00:17There's some whores in this house. There's some whores in this house.
00:20I know this song.
00:21There's some whores in this house.
00:25You're not a whore.
00:26I'm the certified freak.
00:27You're not a freak at all.
00:28Seven days are a fucking week.
00:30You're not supposed to be cussing.
00:31I'm the one with the wet ass p***.
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