00:01Ailey, are you okay?
00:04Yeah, kids! Great!
00:10Big day!
00:11You nervous?
00:12The most important opportunity of my entire career, yeah.
00:15Yeah, I'm a little bit nervous.
00:17There was something else I was going to say.
00:19And it's just gone completely out of my head.
00:21Oh, what was it? What was it?
00:23Oh, yeah, I'm pregnant.
00:26Okay, bye.
00:31I don't want shit like this to stop happening to me.
00:33When you stop banging random guys.
00:35He's not a random guy.
00:37I know him, and I know he's not a complete psychopath.
00:40Hey! We need to talk!
00:42Fuck!
00:44All very mature!
00:45We live together, Ailey!
00:48Can't run from me forever!
00:55Never!
00:58So, are you going to get a...
01:00Yeah, obviously.
01:02Oh, thank God.
01:05As you're only six weeks along, you'll be able to self-administer at home.
01:09You can either place them in between the cheek and the gum, or you can insert them into your vagina.
01:14Can I mix it up? Between the mouth, between the veg?
01:19You're not seriously considering keeping this child, are you?
01:22Why not?
01:23Being a mother isn't something you can just quit, Ailey.
01:33When were you planning on telling me?
01:36I wasn't really planning on telling you.
01:39Well, you don't think I might have noticed eventually?
01:41Yeah, well, the baby might have given it away.
01:43You think?
01:46Dad, how did you do it?
01:47There was only a quarter pint left. It was quite easy. If you give it a try, I'm just...
01:50No, I mean, how did you hold it together when you found out you were having me?
01:55Hold it together?
01:56I nearly chopped myself in the clay when your mum told me.
02:03So, what? We're just meant to have a baby?
02:06Congratulations.
02:07I think you'll make wonderful parents.
02:11I think you'll make wonderful parents.
02:16Ready?
02:17Not really.
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